The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 154 Du Yi is Jealous
Someone wronged in the cloud.Du Yi: You obviously write very beautifully, and I even drew a portrait of you, have you forgotten it?Hey, women are really fickle. They forget each other as soon as they separate.

Speaking of this, Du Yi Shangshen wiped his forehead slightly, feeling a little sad, women nowadays are really difficult to understand.

Think about the two people who once slept in the same bed.After drinking a glass of water and walking on the same road, is it possible to forget the love of these years just like this?Isn't it important to be together day and night, wronged?I heard that recently the gods in the upper world really don't understand what is affection?Because I have lived for a long time, life is not interesting, men are always romantic and passionate, women are also promiscuous, like this I always like to mess with the relationship between men and women.It's wrong to even like to have a one-night stand.In the future, we must add a clause in the heavenly world, stipulating that if you engage in extramarital affairs, or.He will be arrested for all derailments in marriage.

Oh, my little Phoenix, how could you treat me like this?

It's obvious that the two of us are not married yet.

Thinking of this, Shangshen suddenly panicked.

No, I suddenly remembered that we were married before in the room.How can you do this to me?My dear Jiu, have you forgotten?Was it the promise my husband made to you at that time?It is said that the world is old and the earth is old, what about life after life?Kiss, Ah Jiu, anyway, I am also the most handsome man in the world.Why are you talking to a monk behind my back now.

I'm not happy about this, yes, I'm just jealous.As the most handsome Du Yi in the world, I am indeed jealous.

You remember it for me, remember it for me!Who is that?I will never let you go.Thinking about it, I still have a little grievance. If you dare to talk to my wife behind my back, no, if you tell me again, you are flirting with my daughter-in-law in front of my nose, flirting and smiling, and I will definitely interrupt you when I turn around. legs.I don't care if you are a great god, a noble bodhisattva, a monk, or a goblin, I don't care, I want my dear Jiu.

Listening to the broken thoughts in his ear, he didn't feel irritable, but more leisurely. Did he say a few words about Doupi? That's right, that's right, Guanshi is a very humorous monk.My favorite thing to do is to collect jokes from all over the world, and tell them to others whenever I get a chance. Have you ever heard of Guan Shi’s joke?
Listen to it, seeing Feng Jiu's smile trembling, seeing the bitter resentment between Du's brows, you know this joke must be very good.

"The grocer has a new daughter. One day, a friend came to match his daughter, who was only one year older than the girl.

The businessman and his wife discussed the marriage in private. He said: "The daughter just turned one year old, and the boy is already two years old, twice as big as the daughter. When the daughter gets married at the age of 20, he will be 40 years old. How can we Do you have the heart to let your daughter marry such an old man?"

His wife smiled and said, "You are so stupid! Now our daughter is one year old, won't she be the same age as that boy next year?"

"Once, when a ferryboat was crossing the river, the hull suddenly hit the rocks. The river kept pouring into the cabin, and the passengers panicked. Only one gentleman sat still as if nothing had happened, and laughed at everyone making a fuss." Don't worry!None of our business," said the man, "don't care if it leaks!The boat is not ours. ""

"A man was very hungry, so he went to a snack bar to buy cakes to eat. He was not full after eating one cake, and then he ate the second cake. After eating six cakes in this way, he was still not full. Until he finished the seventh cake However, at this moment, he suddenly regretted: "Oh, if I had known this, I would have eaten the seventh loaf from the beginning. Wouldn't it be enough? Why eat those six for nothing! "

"A certain man wanted to borrow a cow from a rich man, so he sent a servant to the rich man to send a letter to borrow a cow. The rich man was accompanying the guest. He was afraid that the guest would know that he was illiterate, so he pretended to read the letter. He kept reading while reading. Nodded, then raised his head and said to the visitor: "Understood, I will go by myself in a while. "

"He went by himself, hahaha, hahaha, it's so funny, you really know how to tell jokes, amazing, amazing!" Feng Jiu kept laughing while clutching her stomach, "Hahaha, it's so funny, I just like to hear it The joke. Hahaha."

Guanshi has always shown a very serious look.

Feng Jiu almost rolled on the ground.

"Hahaha, Li Yin, why are you being so funny? Have you finished writing haha? How many copies in total? Are you tired, let me rub your shoulders?"

"Statistics 120 eight."

He laughed, "But what I can write is Kunlundian is the address. If you don't borrow Kunlundian, wouldn't it be embarrassing? And Duyi Shangshen, have you invited?"

"I was invited, didn't I ask you to write about the landlord of the Far North?"

"Um... amazing, the girl is amazing! It's very metaphorical." Li Yin couldn't help laughing out loud.

(End of this chapter)