The waste bird throws down the gods

Chapter 167 His Diary
Kunlun Peak, Kunlun Great Hall, Feng Jiu is lying on the lotus platform, which is usually the place where Tianzun and the others meditate, Feng Jiu is lying on it easily, flipping through a diary.

Yes, diary.

"I'm happiest because today I finally hurt Li Yin. Li Yin, that idiot, heard that I picked up a big pearl from the sea of ​​Wu Wang, and even ran over there. How is it possible? The pearl was given to me by the Dragon Prince of the West Sea , he didn’t know that there was a sea beast in the bottom of Wuwang, and he was very manic recently, hahaha.”

"Hahaha, that idiot Li Yin is back, he's in a mess, and was scolded by his master. Li Yin, who has always loved studying the most, missed the evening class, blame me!"

"Today, Li Yin was reprimanded by Master again. I found him a very good Buddha Zen and sent him to comfort him. He was very happy, but he didn't know that this Buddha Zen was pulled from——from Master's heavenly horse. The hair that came down, hahaha. Dad laughed so hard."

"Li Yin is so pitiful. He was punished to stand for three hours yesterday. Today I took him to find Master. God, he stared at me with melancholy eyes, it was so funny."

"I went to Huohuang with Master and Gu Shenzun. I squatted for more than ten years. Hey, I saw a broken ball, rolled around, and finally turned into a young man. That young man was so arrogant that he dared to chase after him. It’s a pity that they really ran after us, but it’s okay, how can you count me, haha, when I came to the extreme north, I turned into a popsicle.”

"These days I miss the phoenix flower more and more. The phoenix flower can't grow back anyway. I'm sad. I didn't expect that Qiwu would take the phoenix flower away to seal Chen Lou. The phoenix flower is the best memory of my youth. I found that I was a little disappointed that Kunlun could not revive the phoenix flower, and I didn’t know what to do, so I tried the extreme northern land, which is full of aura, and I want to bring her back to life.”

"I'm going to guard an egg today. Hey, I really have nothing to do. I have to guard an egg. This egg is really magical. The phoenix egg is different. There is a tattoo of a beautiful phoenix flower on it. Yes, one with a tattoo The phoenix egg, this egg is very spiritual, it can jump and jump, it is very cute."

"Phoenix egg, it's very naughty every day, really, I ran into the water when I had nothing to do, and I just followed her in the water, but it jumped into my arms in the middle of the night, and then my whole body was soaked, and she fell asleep."

"My dad took her to a place without water, fearing that the phoenix eggs would drown in the water and turn into rotten eggs. As a result, something frightening happened. When I took a bath at night, I enjoyed the quiet time. There are many An egg, I don’t know why, I reflexively covered my chest, I’m not a woman? Well, it’s just an egg. This egg fell in love with taking a bath with me.”

……

"The phoenix egg is about to crack, and a new life is about to be born. There is a feeling that my baby is finally born, happy. But there is always an inexplicable anxiety."

How can I feel that there are basic feelings everywhere? Could it be that, in fact, this God of Duyi actually has things that he has to say with Guanshi Bodhisattva?

The diary ended here, Feng Jiu closed the diary, put it away, then got up, and lazily glanced at the woman covering her mouth at the entrance of the main hall.

"Little Qingming, why don't you come over?"

(End of this chapter)