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Chapter 159
If one day, there was a guy who looked like Lu Bu, riding a red rabbit horse and holding a Fang Tian painted halberd, charging towards you with murderous aura, what would your reaction be?
Xu Zhihu’s first reaction was, shit, our family wore it again; the second reaction was, where is Diao Chan, where is Dong Zhuo, and where are the three Taozi brothers; Who is more beautiful compared with Ruolan...

Fuck, what are you thinking about?

In an instant, before he had time to think about it, the red-robed fierce brother on the opposite side roared with thunder, urging the red rabbit horse to swing Fang Tian's painted halberd, and charged like a raging fire: "Shameless! Hand over the cicada!" Son, a certain family will reward you with a decent death!"

"Hey, hey, who are you?" Sister Chi was taken aback, and hurriedly pulled Xu Zhihu up and jumped back, "We were just passing by, with those few qi refiners just now..."

"You still dare to quibble?" The red-robed fierce general didn't pay any attention to him, blood surged all over his body like a huge wave, "Xuanyuan's tomb is thousands of miles away. , to a certain family... to die!"

"Wait a minute!" Xu Zhihu had already accepted the reality, but when he heard the latter part, his face was full of surprise, "Big cloth? Empress? It doesn't seem... I'll wipe it!"

Before he had time to finish complaining, that Lu Dabru yelled angrily again, and the red rabbit horse that sat down suddenly accelerated like a thunder, like a flash of red lightning whistling past, and in the blink of an eye, he had already abruptly rushed to the front of the bus.

"To a certain family, take your life!" With a violent shout, the flames around Lu Fenghou's body rolled and surged, and Fang Tian's painted halberd stabbed violently with raging flames.

"Get out, the Lun family is really a bully!" Sister Chi's almond-shaped eyes widened, and she touched her small waist with her hand, and countless silver-white spider threads whizzed out immediately.

At such a close distance, Lu Fenghou had no time to dodge, and was immediately covered by spider webs that fell from the sky. This guy was fierce enough, and after only being surprised for a moment, he swung Fang Tian's painted halberd and went on a rampage. Forced out of the spider web.

Change positions and do it again!
Sister Chi had already pulled Xu Zhihu back and jumped onto the roof of the car, the snow-white pear dimple-like navel shone slightly, and then endless silver-white spider threads whizzed out.

"Sister, sister, we're here to help you!" Six little lolis poked their heads out of the car window, and Zizi was still waving cotton candy, commanding in a childish voice, "Small and powerful, you are not afraid of anything!" ...one, two, three, spray!"

In the whistling sound, the spider silk was like a storm, and in a blink of an eye, Lu Fenghou and the red rabbit and horse were drowned. In the chaos, one could see the raging flames rampaging in the spider web, and sometimes you could hear Lu Fenghou He shouted furiously, shaking the whole valley trembling slightly: "Shameless villain! Hand over the cicada, and a certain family will spare your dog's life!"

"Hey, hey, you don't understand human language, do you?" Sister Chi didn't dare to neglect, she squirted spider silk and rolled her eyes angrily, "The Lun family said it a hundred times again, we just happened to pass by and didn't know each other at all What kind of cicada are you talking about... By the way, what exactly is a cicada, a mount?"

"Cough cough, cough cough..." Xu Zhihu was drinking milk to calm his shock, and he choked up when he heard this, "Chichi, you, you are so dirty, uh, but then again, it is a mount If so, it seems... be careful!"

boom!
At this moment, the overwhelming spider webs suddenly roared and exploded, and in the raging pillar of fire that shot up into the sky, Lu Fenghou's face was twisted and murderous, and he rushed out like an ancient beast: "Bastards! You, how dare you slander me?" Cicada, a certain family will never forgive me!"

Before the roar was over, Fang Tian's painted halberd pierced out of his hand, bursting out with endless blood, stirring up the air in a radius of tens of feet, so that wherever Fang Tian's painted halberd passed, even The void also collapsed and disintegrated!
flash!
Xu Zhihu reacted very quickly, grabbed Sister Chi and jumped off the car, taking advantage of the situation and shouted: "Silver!"

With a bang, the entire window of the car was smashed directly, and Yin rushed out solemnly holding a large bronze shield, and still hid the little pink book of the little devil fairy in his arms: "Yes! My lord, this subordinate is now How about writing a girl’s diary, can I finish this sentence first?”

No!

Before the words fell, Lu Fenghou's Fang Tian's painting halberd stabbed violently. Yin looked at the girl's diary in her arms, and could only hold up her shield with regret on her face to block it!
boom!
Like a raging sea crashing into a cliff, Yin slid back involuntarily under the huge impact, but the indestructible bronze shield still unbelievably blocked the violent blow, forcibly suppressing Lu Fenghou and Chituma in place.

"How can there be such a reason?" Lu Fenghou was slightly stunned at first, and then became furious, "Where is the evildoer, how dare..."

"Don't make trouble!" Xu Zhihu raised his head with a strange face.

With a bang, at this moment, a howling wind suddenly hit from above, and the gleaming gold notebook of a local tyrant fell from the sky like a hill!

"What?" Lu Fenghou was taken aback, the red rabbit horse suddenly neighed as he sat down, and leaped forward like a thunderbolt.

Amidst the boiling smoke and dust, the huge gold notebook of local tyrants smashed into nothingness, but in the next moment, Xiaoqian had already gnawed on a few spirit stones, and she came out of the screen with a face full of confusion, and patted the printer next to her: "chirp ……spray……"

Da da da!Da da da!Da da da!
In an instant, with the red light of the printer flickering wildly, dozens of talismans were shot out in unison, like a storm, all blasting on Lu Fenghou's angry long face!

Falling rocks, fireballs, water arrows, frozen thunder and wood thorns, dozens of talismans roared and exploded between the electric light and flint, Lu Fenghou blocked this round of bombardment with his face, but no matter how powerful, the originally ferocious face could not He was directly bombarded with blood and flesh.

He had never been humiliated like this before, he spit out a mouthful of broken teeth, let out a roar, his long hair stood up like sharp thorns, and Fang Tian's painted halberd brought a bloody light, and it hit the big bronze shield heavily!
The power of the blow was terrifying, and the silver bronze shield had no damage to the previous true kings before, but at this moment it was bombarded by Fang Tian's halberd, causing small cracks to appear. Fortunately, Xiaoqian who was beside her had rushed to help, Dozens of magic talismans shot out with a roar, forcing Lu Fenghou to devote part of his energy to defense.

Boom, boom, boom, in a blink of an eye, one person and two weapons are fighting, sparks are flying in all directions, and no one can do anything about it. Sister Chi pulls Zizi and the six of them to watch the fun on the roof of the car, becoming more and more heartbroken Surprised: "Ah! What is the origin of this guy? He looks like a man but not a man, a demon but not a demon. He still has a ghostly aura on him, but he doesn't look like a pure ghost cultivator. Most importantly,

My brain seems to be a little out of order..."

I also really want to know, Xu Zhihu looked at the sky with a weird expression on his face, and thought to himself, I still want to know why Lu Fengxian messed up in Kunwu, um, no, it seems that this guy is called Lu Fenghou now?

Aside from their complaints here, the fierce fight over there is still going on, and it seems that the winner will not be able to tell for a few hours. Sister Chi frowned slightly, and looked at her fingers reluctantly, and finally she was still light. He bit his fingertips and squeezed out a few drops of blood: "Well, it seems that in the end, I have to let my spider fight!"

"No, no need." Xu Zhihu hurriedly pulled her back, "By the way, you have become a little anemic due to the fact that you have too many clones recently, so eat more cherries to make up for it. As for this side..."

"Boss, I hate you!" A few seconds later, Guoguo, who was about to sneak away, soared into the air in grief and protest, and was thrown irresponsibly into the chaotic battlefield.

It was also a fight, before it landed, it launched a series of difficult attacks in the air. First, it took a deep breath and launched a violent jet, followed by a vicious hood that devoured the world, and then it swayed directly, turning into a thousand The clone of the thousand electric rice cooker smashed down with a roar.

"What?" Before Lu Fenghou could react, he had already suffered a storm of attacks.

Almost at the same time, Yin and Xiaoqian also attacked, and the three spirits surrounded Lu Feng and attacked non-stop, rotating and exchanging like a revolving lantern. Hu Xiaoyue: "Yin, start taunting, stop the hatred...Xiaoqian, spray him, don't spray your face, spray horses, spray horses first, do you understand... I will wipe, dare to resist, wait until my anger is full ..."

Well, is this the electrical version of San Ying Zhan Lu Bu? Xu Zhihu looked at it in awe.

Look over there again, after a chaotic battle, Lu Feng gradually couldn't bear it anymore, so he could only wave Fang Tian's painted halberd to barely cover it: "Bastards, you bastards, a certain family must, must To put you..."

"Why don't we stop and sit down and drink tea?" Xu Zhihu squatted on the roof of the car, and raised his hand kindly to suggest, "To be honest, if you plan to find your Diao Chan, maybe I will Can you post a missing person notice or something."

boom!
While talking, Lu Feng was caught off guard, and Xiaoqian took advantage of a messy notebook to slap him on the chest. He staggered off the horse with blood spurting from his mouth, and Guoguo was overjoyed. He took a deep breath and flew into the air. Ten feet huge: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, the anger value of this pot is just full, and the next step is... eh?"

Unexpectedly, Lu Fenghou, who was thrown off his horse, completely ignored the coming violent blow. Instead, he raised his head and looked up at the sky with a sad face. Then he stretched out his hand into his bosom tremblingly and took out an embroidered shoe...

That's right, it's an embroidered shoe, and it still looks worn!

"Uh, what does this guy want to do?" Guoguo couldn't help being stunned and speechless, and Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi also looked at each other in blank dismay.

There is no need to guess, because the next moment, Lu Fenghou has already gently raised the embroidered shoe, as if looking at her first love, gently rubbing against her cheek, and then sticking out her tongue...

That's right, he stuck out his tongue. This guy's eyes were gentle but firm. He didn't dislike the mud on the embroidered shoes at all. He just licked it affectionately, again, again...

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu spat out milk.

"Huh?" Sister Chi was dumbfounded.

"What's the situation?" The pot was about to short-circuit.

Regardless of the situation, after three gentle licks, Lu Fenghou took a deep breath and carefully put away the embroidered shoes, as if caring for a rare treasure in the world.

In an instant, when he slowly raised his head, the original affection suddenly receded like a tide, replaced by violent blood-colored flames that suddenly erupted like a volcano, and the fierce eyes that were so bloody that the whites of his eyes were completely swallowed ——

"Shameless! Let a certain family, for the sake of the cicada, send you to hell!"

(End of this chapter)