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Chapter 166 I am here to send invitations

In the second year of 630 of the Kunwu calendar, representatives of various forces in the Xuanyuan Tomb Group, on the basis of the Five Basic Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, and based on the principle of joint development, mutual benefit and win-win situation, launched a friendly negotiation with peace of mind, reason and evidence, during which a total of 36 insults occurred [-] times, small-scale hand-to-hand combat [-] times, and group fights [-] times without reason, which fully demonstrated the unity, love, cooperation and mutual assistance of the Xuanyuan Tomb Group...

Well, that's right, that's it!
In the smoky room, while the group of guys with brain problems were still negotiating, Xu Zhihu hurriedly pulled Sister Chi and Zizi to squat aside, and each of them got a bowl of instant noodles to calm the shock. The six little lolis finished the soup of braised beef noodles, and the negotiations over there have not made any progress.

In fact, it is indeed difficult to make progress. A large group of guys have been disobedient to each other, and they have fought and fought for decades. The hatred value is full. Now they can barely sit around the table without directly pulling out their chopsticks. It is already considered a miracle to kill the other party. As for how to reach an armistice treaty calmly...

"Stop your head!" Princess Baihua slapped the table murderously, and directly poked the fruit knife on the table, "Stop the war? No problem, but first let that little bitch from Diyong smash it and hand over the two magic weapons that robbed me last year." If you come out, you have to count the mental damage fee!"

"Bloody mouth, when did the Lun family rob you of your magic weapon?" Mrs. Diyong was also angry, and snorted coldly with her almond-eyed eyes wide open, "It's your husband who broke into the bottomless pit to loot the bottomless pit last year while the Lun family was out practicing. He also took away two beautiful maids!"

"I don't have any!" The yellow-robed monster turned pale with shock, and immediately raised his hand innocently to meet his wife's suspicious gaze, "Ma'am, you know me, I've always only liked you alone, and I planned to take that The two maids snatched back to cook for you, but on the way they ran into that bastard Black Wind Monster who made a shameless sneak attack..."

"Ah bah, labor and capital is called tit for tat!" The black wind monster was admiring the cassock, and immediately became angry when he heard this, "The year before last, I don't know which bastard robbed labor and capital of spiritual land; last year, labor and capital newly planted a batch of The ganoderma lucidum was stolen in the middle of the night, and even the roots were dug up; this year, it's Lu Fenghou's turn to go crazy again, your uncle, your Diaochan ran away with someone, it's about labor..."

boom!
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Fenghou directly overturned the table and charged up murderously. A large group of demon kings around them turned pale with fright, and quickly picked up the teapot, brick, stool and legs aggressively. In a blink of an eye, there were all kinds of roars , Seeing that they are about to fight again at any time.

"Calm down! Calm down!" Su Daji wagged her tail speechlessly, turned her head and saw Xu Zhihu eating instant noodles there, and quickly pulled him over to save the scene, "Then what, Zhihu, Jianghu emergency, you tell, tell whatever!"

Stop making trouble, it's none of my business!
Holding half a bowl of instant noodles, Xu Zhihu first looked at Su Daji who was full of anticipation, and then looked at a large group of ferocious and furious demon kings around him. After thinking about it seriously, he simply raised the plastic fork and said, "Uh, Ladies and gentlemen, how about... we rock-paper-scissors win two out of three games?"

Well, the proposal is invalid!
A large group of demon kings completely ignored the suggestion, and continued to grit their teeth with ferocious faces, just staring at each other murderously. Mrs. Diyong was full of monsters, the yellow-robed monster's eyes were red and his face was twisted, and the half stool in Lu Fenghou's hand The legs were trembling slightly, and it looked like they were about to smash out viciously at any moment.

At this moment, even though they were restrained by the restriction, the turbulent demonic energy erupting from these guys was still like a huge wave, violently impacting in the wooden house. The cracks seemed to be completely disintegrated at any time...

Very good, if you think about it with your heels, you know that a new round of gang fights is about to start!
What can I say, the only thing Xu Zhihu can do is to back away silently with half a bowl of instant noodles in his hand, uh, at this time, the most sensible thing to do is to step back to the door, open the door quietly, and then...

boom!
God knows what's going on, in the originally silent wooden house, suddenly there was a loud explosion!
After a moment of silence, the guys who were on the verge of sword roared and rushed up hysterically. Princess Baihua pulled out a fruit knife and stabbed Mrs. Diyong. Mrs. Diyong threw back a teacup with her backhand. The monster's neck, the latter's bear's paw viciously overturned Lu Fenghou who was lifting the stool——

"Despicable! Shameless! Lu, you actually attacked!"

"Fuck off! Which of your eyes saw a certain family sneak attacking? Just now you were the first to take out... bastard, yellow robe, how dare you use a monkey to steal peaches?"

"You little bitch, you hook up with my yellow robe every time, are you blind when you think I'm a princess?"

"I'm afraid of you, my mother has tolerated you for a long time, did you buy a real bag soon, is it necessary to show off in front of my mother every day?"

Very good and powerful, within a few seconds, under Xu Zhihu's eyes full of tears, countless monsters and ghosts have already fought around, murderous gang fights, all kinds of fists, claws, teacups, stools and legs flying across the sky , mixed with roaring, screaming and exclamation, plus blood and big and small front teeth splashing from time to time...

Uh, so scary, Kunwu is so scary, I want to go back to Earth!
Xu Zhihu was moved to tears, and Chi Jie was also moved to tears, and when the two of them turned their heads, they saw Zizi with innocent eyes wide open, chewing bubble gum and blowing a song Big bubbles, and... bang!

Well, there is nothing to say, Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes desperately, Sister Chi was taken aback, and hurried to get the six younger sisters over, and confiscated the bubble gum by the way: "Ahhh, Zhihu, let's take it!" What should I do when I get down?"

You ask me, who am I asking, Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky speechlessly, and took advantage of the situation to avoid a stool that was thrown from the sky: "Bie Fang, Bie Fang, at this time, what we have to do is to find Su Niangniang, and believe that she will be sure." There will be... Poof! Madam, what are you doing?"

Very well, in the corner of the wooden house next to them, Su Daji was lying on the ground with two sisters, her face twisted, her head tilted and her eyes closed, pretending that she couldn't die anymore, probably because she felt that her acting skills Not good enough, she thought for a while and reached into her arms again, took out a tomato and slapped herself on the face...

Nima, why are there tomatoes in Kunwu, Xu Zhihu saw that his morals were shattered: "Fuck me, you are the leader of Xuanyuan Tomb, is it really okay to do this at this time?"

That's right, Su Daji carefully opened a slit of her eye, she couldn't help but blushed with shame: "That's right, or else... I'll sing a song for them to cheer them up?"

You go, labor and management don't know you!
Xu Zhihu spurted blood from his mouth, and before he had time to complain, Sister Chi who was next to him suddenly exclaimed, grabbed him and staggered back.

Almost at the same time, I saw a stool smashed down with a howling wind, murderous and ferocious, and then Lu Fenghou, who had just had a fight with someone, rushed towards him violently holding the stool legs up, his eyes were red and full of blood. Face distorted: "Scumbag, hand over the cicada from a certain family!"

Fuck me, Xu Zhihu's first reaction was to touch "College Calculus", and then he suddenly realized that it seemed that all the magical instruments were placed outside the wooden house: "Fuck me, Chi Chi, there are still some magic weapons around you." Is there a guy?"

There is a woolen thread, Sister Chi grabs him and quickly hides: "Damn, damn, I knew it was like this, just now I hid the Emei water spurs in my chest... Huh? Why have my breasts become smaller recently? "

Fuck, what do you care about your breasts now, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, the most important thing now is how to calm these guys down, according to this fierce fighting situation, maybe the whole battle will happen later. Xuanyuan Tomb will be demolished.

Well, he is still trying to figure out a way here, and Lu Fenghou over there has already killed so much that his eyes are red and he is catching whoever is beating him, waving the stool legs like Fang Tian painted a halberd, and stabbing at him with a murderous whistling: "Wu Shuang big snake! The flames of blood are like a lotus! For a certain family..."

"Stop!" Xu Zhihu was also in a hurry, and shouted directly, "Stop! Everyone stop! I have something to say!"

So, in a hurry, the potential can really explode. With his loud shout, he actually stimulated the remaining spiritual power brought about by the merger of the two mountains before. In an instant, it was like thunder roaring, shaking the whole wooden house. ring.

The gust of wind whizzed past, the lingering sound roared, whether it was Lu Fenghou who was rushing over waving his stool legs, or the various demon kings who were still fighting in the melee, they were suddenly taken aback, almost subconsciously. look back.

In an instant, the entire wooden house was suddenly silent, and hundreds of pairs of murderous gazes suddenly focused on Xu Zhihu. If gazes could kill people, Xu Zhihu would have been cut into shreds of fish meat by this time.

"Uh..." Xu Zhihu took a few steps back subconsciously after being horrified by the sight, "Then what, you go on, I'll just yell."

Regardless of your size, a large group of demon kings stared at him ferociously, and Lu Fenghou was even more murderous, and even the stool leg in his hand burst into flames with a bang: "Speak! Speak out if you have something to say! "

"Uh, can I not say it?" Xu Zhihu wiped his cold sweat speechlessly.

The answer is no, a large group of demon kings gritted their fangs ferociously, and slowly pushed forward in such a ferocious manner, with the attitude of "we will tear you apart if you don't say anything", Su Daji next to him secretly Opening a slit of the eyes, he saw that something was wrong, and quickly covered his face with nine fox tails, er er er, at this time, it is right to pretend to be dizzy.

Fuck, empress, is it really okay for you to be so unyielding?

Xu Zhihu was so moved that tears filled his eyes. Seeing a large group of demon kings approaching with murderous intent, he could only look up to the sky and sigh with emotion, alright, alright, since this is the case...

A few seconds later, facing everyone's vicious eyes, he suddenly took a deep breath, and then smiled happily——

"Hmm, that's actually the case..."

"Say!"

"I'm here today..."

"Say!"

"send……"

"Say!"

"Send... a wedding invitation!"

(End of this chapter)