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Chapter 18

It is said that in the Tushita Palace in West Kunlun, the Holy Land of righteousness of the human race, there are two magic treasures refined by ancient powers, one is called Zijin Gourd, and the other is called Suet Jade Purifying Bottle. go in...

It is said that no one has seen it with their own eyes, but at this moment in front of Pansi Cave, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain have witnessed how the rice cooker that was usually used for alchemy became a microwave oven. electrical appliances, and then sucked the Bull Demon King into it without any effort...

As Xu Zhihu turned the button to high temperature, the temperature in the microwave oven was getting higher and higher, and the white gas was constantly spraying out like a wave. Then look at the bull devil inside, the sound became smaller and smaller, until finally There was no sound at all, but the smell of grilled sausages gradually wafted in the air.

In the eerie silence, Zhu Ganglie took a peek at Xu Zhihu who was still adjusting the temperature, suddenly raised his hoof with a strange face, and said in a low voice, "Ah, tell me, could Zhihu be from West Kunlun?" The second generation of immortals?"

"It's possible, it's possible, otherwise how would you explain that magic weapon?" A large group of monsters nodded thoughtfully, but turned their heads to look at Sister Chi neatly.

"Hey, hey, what are you looking at me for?" Sister Chi was terrified.

"What do you think?" A large group of monsters looked at each other, and suddenly a black bear demon was full of grief and anger, beating his chest and feet with tears streaming down his face, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amount It's not fair, it's not fair that we come from such a poor country and rob the goddess from us!"

To be fair to you, Sister Chi couldn't help but roll her eyes desperately, but she couldn't help muttering in her heart, wondering if she really came from West Kunlun, otherwise how could he explain that he has so many magic weapons.

It must be, a large group of monsters looked at the sky silently in the vicissitudes of life, and a classic plot has already emerged in their minds-the second generation of immortals who did not want to accept family marriage and ran away from home, met a poor spider spirit in a remote village, because I glanced at you in the crowd, ahhh, this is a fateful encounter, or love at first sight destined in a previous life...

Shoot fly!Sister Chi shot the group of guys away very rudely, but suddenly remembered another thing, "By the way, Zhihu, why does that stupid cow keep saying that you have no loyalty?"

"Don't mention it!" Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, "Didn't I just run to the foot of the mountain for a picnic, and then I met a few Qi refiners from the Snake Sect... Ah, by the way, that cold beauty is still In the wild woods, who will run and bring them up?"

"I'll go, I'll go!" Hearing the words "beauty", Zhu Ganglie's eyes glowed green, and he volunteered to rush down the mountain with a few monsters.

Just a moment later, when he ran back out of breath, he had a strange expression on his face: "It's strange, I searched all over the nearby wilderness woods, but I couldn't find that tall and cold beauty and a few Qi practitioners, I know you are sure about it." Are they knocked out?"

"Huh? Did he wake up and run away?" Xu Zhihu was a little stunned, but didn't pay much attention to it, "Forget it, let them go, but then again, it seems that the pair behind that mad devil The Snake Cult seems to be quite powerful?"

What are you afraid of, Sister Chi and the demons of Dongming Mountain don't care, what about the Snake Sect and the Three Snake Sect, come one and we will rob one, come two and we will rob a pair.

To be honest, compared to this little-known sect, the Bull Demon King in front of you deserves more attention... Ahem, what should we do next, just watch this stupid cow being roasted?

"How would I know?" Xu Zhihu also scratched his head speechlessly.

At this time, the high-temperature and roaring microwave oven was still running automatically, and the red light continued to vibrate slightly. I don't know what happened to the poor Bull Demon King inside, but judging from the strong aroma that permeates, this guy is not fully cooked. At least seven mature, maybe...

"Well, I'm so hungry, do you want dinner?" Zizi and the others suddenly took out their chopsticks and spoons, and tied their napkins seriously.

"I will!" Xu Zhihu turned his head speechlessly, and quickly took out a lot of snacks to feed the six snacks.

While they were feeding here, Sister Chi couldn't help but stepped forward, circled the microwave a few times, and looked inside through the gap in the furnace body: "Hey, that's strange, I just smelled the aroma of cooking , Why is there nothing in the furnace at this moment, only to see a cicada..."

"Understood?" Xu Zhihu turned his head speechlessly while feeding Zizi and the others snacks, "Stop messing around, it's winter, where do you know...I'll wipe it!"

Suddenly thinking of something, his expression changed drastically, and he rushed forward subconsciously. Almost at the same time, Sister Chi also seemed to have a sudden realization, and suddenly jumped back.

But at this time, who cares about skin-to-skin dating?

In an instant, I saw the cicada chirping, getting out of the gap in the furnace body with great difficulty, and then flew up tens of meters with fluttering wings before a large group of monsters rushed up, and then hissed loudly. There was a burst of black air all over him.

The next moment, when the black air gradually dissipated, the battered Bull Demon King finally reappeared. The Confucian robe was burnt to the point where only a few small rags were left, which couldn't even cover his chest, and the exposed flesh all changed color quickly. When it is cooked, it will give off a strong meaty aroma when blown by the wind, and it can be eaten with a poached egg and some pepper.

"You moo!" Seeing his horrible situation, the bull devil's face twitched and his eyes were red. He roared in an instant, raised his giant hoof that was as thick as a tree trunk, and stomped it down viciously.

"Be careful!" Sister Chi hurriedly spit out the spider silk, and entangled Xu Zhihu to the side.

Hearing a bang, the pitch-black cow's hoof that stepped down from the sky suddenly increased dozens of times, trampling down like a mountain, causing the entire Dongming Mountain to crumble, and the rocks and trees torn apart.

Thick smoke billowed into the sky, and when the smoke and dust cleared, the front of Pansi Cave was in a mess, and the ground shattered like a spider web. Hundreds of monsters were bombarded by the terrifying aftermath, and all of them flew out uncontrollably. Can't get up.

One miss, the Bull Demon King is condescending and murderous, surrounded by black energy, and is about to swoop down again ferociously: "You moo, let's see how long you can hide, and give it all to me..."

"The Bull Demon King?" Xu Zhihu suddenly raised the rice cooker.

The voice seemed to have soul-stirring power, and the Bull Demon King lost his mind and almost blurted out. His swooping body stopped forcibly in the air, and then he soared into the air abruptly, and flew towards the distance: "The bastard who seduced my sister-in-law, give it to me!" Wash it up and wait, I will let you go today!"

Before the sound of anger fell, his burly figure had turned into a black whirlwind, rolled up the goose feathers and heavy snow and disappeared into the sky, the cold wind whizzed past, and he could only vaguely hear his ferocious roar, still floating on the top of Dongming Mountain——

"Three days later, when I recover from my wounds, I will order Qi Cuiwei Mountain's demon soldiers to kill you. When the time comes, I will kill you a disloyal bastard first, and then take Sister Chi back to be the wife of the Seventeenth House!"

boom!As if to prove this stern declaration, the towering snow peak in the distance was suddenly hit by a black whirlwind!
In an instant, the top of the snow peak was roaring and shaking, and the thick snow was scattered like a waterfall. When the snow gradually dissipated, the whole snow peak was tilted and twisted, and the cliff was printed with A giant hoof imprint with a radius of several tens of feet was filled with blood to a depth of several feet, and it could be clearly seen even tens of miles away.

At this moment, looking at the snow peak that seemed to collapse at any moment, there was complete silence in front of Pansi Cave, hundreds of monsters looked at each other with gloomy faces, the atmosphere was extremely dull, and they all fell into a strange silence.

You know, that stupid bull was originally at the peak of human origin, and he couldn't find a match in the entire Dongming Mountain. In addition, he was a big monster, and he had thousands of vicious cow monsters under his command. , when the time comes to kill him viciously...

Well, the atmosphere seems a bit depressing. Seeing the dignified expressions of a large group of monsters, Xu Zhihu couldn't help coughing a few times: "Ahem, take it easy, actually as long as we..."

"Your uncle!" Before he had time to speak, Zhu Ganglie suddenly jumped up like a thunder, "Ox Demon King, it's amazing, you dare to think about our sister Chi, do you think I'm blind?"

"Eh?" Xu Zhihu's eyes widened in surprise, the rhythm seemed wrong.

"What's wrong?" Zhu Ganglie crossed his thick waist, and yelled at the direction where the Bull Demon King left, "You bastard, come back now if you have the guts, and fight your grandpa pig for [-] rounds first... Don't worry, Chi Chi, With my old pig here, whoever wants to snatch you back has to ask my nine-toothed rake first!"

That is, that is, before the words finished, a large group of monsters were all raging, and they all slapped their chests with murderous aura.

Sister Chi is the number one beauty in our Dongming Mountain, and she must never be snatched away, whether it is the Bull Demon King or any other boy, who dares to hit Sister Chi My idea, I chopped him into fish-flavored pork shreds in minutes.

"Hey, hey, why do you keep looking at me when you say such cruel words?" Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky innocently.

Completely ignoring his protests, none of the large group of monsters backed down, instead they gathered together furiously, sharpening axes, practicing black arts, calling friends, calling friends, amidst the chaos, I could see Zhu Ganglie shouting in high spirits, calling out to the bosses of the monsters next to him——

"Old Li, go and tell the Blue Wolf King of Wangwushan, tell him to bring his men and horses here quickly, or Sister Chi will be snatched away if you are too late!"

"No problem. I heard that the carp spirit in the nearby Dongming Lake seems to have been secretly in love with Sister Chi. Last month, he asked me to help write a love letter. Do you want to call him together?"

"Sure, there's also Black Bear Spirit from Nanfeng, Big Snake Lord from North Slope, Green Lion King from Dongshangang, General Shrimp from Jiuqu River... Call them all, let's form a group together, I don't even know the name After thinking about it, let’s become the Chichi Guards of the Heaven-Shattering Unity of Unity!”

Nima, is this okay?
Xu Zhihu was speechless wiping off his cold sweat, and couldn't help turning his head to look at Sister Chi who was beside him with a weird face: "Uh, what, can I ask out of curiosity, how many admirers do you have, sister?"

"Uh..." Sister Chi remained silent with a strange expression on her face.

"Well, it's okay if it's inconvenient, as long as I didn't ask..."

"Don't make trouble, didn't you see that I was counting?"

"puff!"

(End of this chapter)