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Chapter 24 Your Double Eleven Express Arrives

A boss who doesn't give year-end bonuses is not a good boss!

From this point of view, although Master Chijiao likes to talk nonsense in bureaucratic meetings, at least he is a generous and good boss, and he will never treat employees badly in terms of year-end awards——

For example, at this moment, the hundred-foot-long python he took out has been cultivated for nearly a thousand years and has abundant aura. It is even more rare that the whole body is full of treasures. From snake skin to snake gall to snake meat, all are rare alchemy materials...

"It's worth it, let's hold another three days of meetings, we have no objection!" A large group of Snake Cultists watched with red eyes, and of course they all praised the altar leader for his generosity.

His face was flushed by their praise, and while holding the third lady Taohua in his arms, the real Chijiao waved his hands reservedly: "It's also a coincidence that when I passed by the Nine River Valley of Mount Emei, I happened to see this thousand-year-old python practicing moonlight. It's really good luck... Of course, of course, this is first of all due to the leader's wise leadership decision, precisely because he deeply comprehended the spirit of his instructions last month..."

The latter paragraph can be omitted directly!
Dozens of congregants instinctively ignored the latter paragraph, and looked at the thousand-year-old python with even more fiery eyes. You must know that once a giant python that has been cultivated for a thousand years is about to become a master, once it takes human form, it is much more powerful than ordinary monsters. It can be called a natural treasure, but then again, how should we divide such a good thing?
"This is simple!" Master Chijiao had already made up his mind, and immediately opened his mouth to spray.

Wherever the red light shone, a samadhi real fire that had been cultivated for many years surged out, completely covering the giant python: "Come, come, come, wait for this deity to refine it into a fire essence pill. share……"

While speaking, the real fire of Samadhi swayed in the air, and it had already turned into a translucent furnace. The real Chijiao gave a low drink, and let out a palm thunder as if lightly lifting the weight. The Baizhang giant python was involved in it, its muscles and bones were soft and the smoke was boiling.

Trapped by the raging flames, the [-]-meter-long python couldn't resist, and suddenly opened its bloody mouth and screamed, and spit out five congenital sword pills with blue light flowing from the snake's belly.

In an instant, facing the raging raging flames, the five innate sword pills turned around and suddenly released a dazzling blue light, like a copper wall and an iron wall, forcibly blocking the sea of ​​flames.

Huh?this is?
Master Chijiao was slightly stunned, but when he realized it, he was immediately overjoyed, and let out another palm thunder: "Wonderful, wonderful, I said how this giant python can practice for thousands of years, it turns out that it is because of eating... very good, That being the case, the deity accepts it unceremoniously!"

"Okay, then I'll accept it without hesitation!" Xu Zhihu had been watching outside, and at this moment he finally made up his mind with a strange expression on his face.

Undoubtedly, those five sword pills are the innate sword pills mentioned by Empress Shiji. If you plan to take them away, you will offend those guys from the Snake Sect, and you will definitely be hunted down for revenge... But if you don’t grab them , just the level of the Bull Demon King can't pass, so no matter what happens in the future, let's solve the current problem first!
But, although those guys from the Snake Sect are a bit of a snake spirit, they are numerous and powerful, and their cultivation base is not low, and there is also the Chijiao real person who is not easy to mess with at the top of the Yuan Dynasty... Uh, could it be If you want me to rush in like this, shout righteously, and receive a report from the people in Chaoyang District that there is an illegal gathering here, and all items will be seized and confiscated!
Stop making trouble, our family's awe-inspiring righteousness hasn't been cultivated yet!

Looking up at the sky with an innocent face, he thought about it seriously, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he slowly turned his head to look at... Well, force attack is definitely not possible, since this is the case, then the only option is to outwit it?
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Almost at the same time, the year-end conference welfare distribution in the Taoist temple also reached the most critical moment.

With the impetus of Immortal Chijiao, the flames in the cauldron became more and more turbulent and boiling, so that the surrounding temperature was rising, and even a few stone pillars near the lobby became hot.

Under this kind of flame attack, although the giant python used the Xiantian sword pill to protect its body, it gradually couldn't resist, and its huge body began to burn. He shouted: "Friends, please help me!"

No need to remind, dozens of congregants immediately poured spiritual energy into the cauldron with all their strength. As the surging spiritual energy entered, the flames in the cauldron boiled up even more, causing the giant python to shiver and shrink into a ball, and could only hold it against it. Xiantian Jianwan kept retreating and whimpered in a low voice.

"It's done, it's done, it's about to be done!" Daoist Chijiao was overjoyed, and was about to take advantage of the situation to send out another palm thunder, "Everyone, watch out, when I completely shatter the soul of this giant python, I will be able to... "

Boom boom boom!
Before the words fell, and before the palm thunder could be sent out, there was a knock on the door outside the Taoist temple!
"What?" Master Chijiao shook his hand and almost threw his palm thunder on the third lady Taohua. The dozens of congregants beside him were even more surprised, and almost subconsciously blurted out, "Who? Who is outside?"

No one answered, there was a moment of silence outside the Taoist temple, and suddenly there was another knock on the door.

This scene was really weird, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but the third lady Taohua was calm enough, she snorted coldly in an instant, and directly released her spiritual consciousness to look out the door.

But a few seconds later, when she noticed the situation outside the door, she suddenly changed her face in astonishment: "No, no, there is no one outside?"

How could it be possible, dozens of congregants couldn't help but look at each other, and Daoist Chijiao was suddenly full of anger, and went straight to meet him: "Bold bandits, dare to pretend to be gods and ghosts in front of this deity, don't you want to live?"

As if really frightened by this momentum, there was a moment of silence outside the gate, but finally a solemn voice sounded again: "Hi, is anyone home? Your Double Eleven express delivery has arrived..."

pair?eleven?quick?express delivery?
Daoist Chijiao was astonished, but after only a few seconds of astonishment, he immediately walked forward without a sound, stretched out his palm and pressed lightly on the gate.

No need to be reminded, those congregants immediately understood, tightly grasping the magic weapon in their sleeves, and the third lady Taohua said calmly: "Really? Your Excellency came just in time, the courier..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, Master Chijiao suddenly shouted angrily, and slammed his palm on the gate with a roar!

In an instant, the entire gate was torn apart, and the Third Lady Taohua led dozens of congregants, rushing out murderously, and before she could see the surrounding scene clearly, she had already activated the magic weapon flying sword, and swept past without restraint.

Amidst the shouts of anger, the sky shone with light, and countless sword lights whizzed and struck, enough to tear Qi Refiners at the peak of human origin into pieces!

When the smoke and dust gradually dissipated, the Chijiao real person spewed out raging flames, and immediately burned the surrounding area clearly: "You fool who pretends to be smart, dare to show off in front of this deity, let's see if you are... eh?"

In the middle of grinning, his smile suddenly froze!

It's weird, the outside of the gate is really empty, as if the stormy siege just now has all failed...

How could this be, how could this be, Master Chijiao stood there in disbelief, but at this moment, the third lady Peach Blossom with a strange face beside her suddenly exclaimed: "Altar Master, look, what do you think is that?"

which?Everyone turned their heads to look almost subconsciously.

Just under the threshold of the gate, there is actually a small black square box hidden. At this moment, a very enthusiastic voice is coming from inside the box: "Hi, is anyone home? We are from the community, and we will send you warmth." Here we come..."

What the hell is this thing?
Be it the Three Peach Blossoms or the dozens of congregants, they were all stunned, but at almost that moment, Master Chijiao suddenly changed his face, and turned around almost subconsciously: "No, this is to tune the tiger away from the mountain..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, a square cardboard box had already been smashed down from the roof of the Taoist temple, and the milky white liquid splashed out of the box, roaring like rainwater, splashed all over the place, immediately killing all the people who were rushing into the Taoist temple. covered.

God knows what it is, but when touched by this milky white liquid, dozens of congregants were partially petrified, and even the most cultivated Chijiao Daoist couldn't avoid it, and his right leg was suddenly covered by rocks, just like that. stay in place.

boom!
Almost at the same time, I saw the walls of the Taoist temple being torn apart. Xu Zhihu drove his electric car into the lobby crookedly through the clouds and fog, and then there was a 360-degree free-rotation drift, which passed the road very thrillingly. Beside the giant python, he didn't forget to take five Xiantian sword pills...

Damn!Catch him for me!

The real Chijiao's eyes were red, and he roared furiously. Suddenly, the whole body was boiling with flames. It seemed that he could break free from the petrification in just a short moment.

The problem is, at this very moment, Xu Zhihu has already snatched Jianwan, turned the car around and ran away with an innocent face: "Don't do this, I just give this thing back... eh?"

Before he finished speaking, he turned his head inadvertently, only to find that the giant python that had lost its sword pill was struggling and neighing in the raging flames. The red snake's eyes looked ferocious and fierce, but there were two tears streaming down them, looking pitifully from afar. he.

Uh, come on, even if you look at me like that, even if you look really...

squeak!
In an instant, the electric car that was about to rush out of the hole in the wall suddenly braked suddenly without warning, and then circled back with a roar: "Hey, the good card that labor and management have collected during this period is more expensive than before. The sum of the girl's rejections is more..."

Resentment to resentment, the electric car has already arrived beside the giant snake, Xu Zhihu directly kicked the stove over: "Come up, hurry up, I don't want to be checked for my driver's license yet!"

No need to remind, the giant snake immediately cheered and neighed, jumped out of the overturned cauldron, and shone with silver light in the air, directly turning into a silvery white snake only a few feet long, tightly wrapped around the electric car in the back seat.

"Bastard, die for this deity!"

But even after such a delay, the Immortal Chijiao behind finally lifted his petrification state, and raging flames roared out from his mouth, and turned into a huge red sword with tens of feet in the wind, slashing fiercely towards the lobby!

boom!
In an instant, scorching flames swept wildly towards the surroundings like a raging sea, directly turning the entire lobby into a raging sea of ​​flames, and even the hardest stone tables and benches were completely destroyed in an instant.

In the turbulent sea of ​​fire and air waves, Xu Zhihu patted the front of the car, and a cyan cloud formed under the two wheels of the electric car, soaring into the sky abruptly, smashing through the roof and rushing out——

"Hey, hey, isn't it just that the delivery is a bit late, as for that?"

(End of this chapter)