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Chapter 262 Little Needle

The empty abyss under the sea, the once glorious unknown palace, is now a dilapidated ruin, the palace collapsed and the wood rotted, only the towering giant column still standing in the ruins, as if looking back at the prosperity of the past...

But the problem is, for everyone who is still in crisis, there is no time to grieve!

Xu Zhihu and Senior Brother Chen looked at each other, they couldn't help but look weird, wait, we are here to find reinforcements, right? So, where is your ex-girlfriend, umbrella? Could it be that she has left... I wipe it, grab it it!
Well, after just being stunned for a short while, Juyao Banner actually planned to flee with a guilty conscience, and everyone who reacted immediately rushed up viciously, Sister Chi even grabbed it and shook it violently: "Damn it! You guy, are you lying to us, in fact, you don't have any girlfriend at all, right, right. "

"Ahhh, I didn't lie to you." The poor Juyao Banner was shaken almost fainted, "I really have a girlfriend, hey, she's here, right here."

"Where is it? Where is it?" Following the guidance of the Monster Gathering Banner, everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look, and then saw the ruins of the palace.

A few seconds later, Sister Chi suddenly became angry, grabbed the demon gathering flag and shook it again: "Bastard, you are an idiot for the Lun family, if you dare to say that this ruined palace is your ex-girlfriend, believe it or not!" The Lun family will dismantle you now!"

"Stop messing around, how could my ex-girlfriend be a palace!" Ju Yaoban muttered angrily, "My ex-girlfriend is obviously...that pillar!"

"Pfft!" Before the words finished, Xu Zhihu and Senior Brother Chen all sprayed collectively, "Wait, wait a minute, umbrella, who do you think is your girlfriend?"

"Pillar!" Ju Yao Banner replied solemnly, "Is there a second pillar here?"

Very good and powerful. The originally chaotic scene suddenly fell into a strange silence. Everyone opened their mouths blankly, looking at each other strangely, and then said "you must be crazy" Looking at the solemn expression of Ju Yao Banner.

A few seconds later, the dumbfounded Sister Chi suddenly erupted again, and directly raised the frying pan with a murderous look: "Enough! Bastard! Enough is enough for me, why don't you just say that you can just insert it into the bottom of the sea? Make Donghai pregnant?"

"Wait, it's true, it's true." Seeing that the frying pan was about to fall down, the Monster Gathering Banner became impatient, and quickly turned to look at the towering giant pillar, "If you don't believe me, ask yourself She... little needle, tell me something quickly, do you know me, my ex-girlfriend?"

"I'm not!" The towering Juzhu snorted angrily.

"Have you seen it? People say no!" Sister Chi became furious all of a sudden, "Let me just say, how can a guy like you who has spent his whole life be lonely... poof!"

Suddenly reacting, Sister Chi was taken aback, almost subconsciously retreating in shock: "Ah? This pillar, this pillar can actually talk?"

Khan, Chi Chi, how late you are, Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes desperately beside him, but Senior Brother Chen and the others were all stunned, braised you in soy sauce, what's going on, this pillar can actually talk?

"Nonsense, according to the Lun family, it is also an innate magic weapon. What's so strange about being able to talk?" The towering giant pillar did not move at all, but there was a somewhat arrogant voice from Yujie, the delicate voice matched with the thick pillar, It looks really weird.

"Uh... The Lun family?" Xu Zhihu stroked his chin with a strange face, and suddenly felt that the Zhuzi's speaking style was really similar to Chi Chi's, and even the arrogant tone was very similar.

Well, he was complaining silently here, but Sister Chi was deeply shocked: "Innate magic weapon? You? Or the girlfriend of this umbrella?"

"Hmph, who is this bastard's girlfriend now?" Towering Juzhu snorted angrily, "I think back then, the Lun family accidentally fell ill and sent him a message from thousands of miles away, wanting to act like a baby and hug him To comfort you, you know what this guy said, but he just replied, telling the Lun family to drink more hot water..."

"No way!" Sister Chi was furious when she heard that.

"That's right, that's right!" Towering Juzhu sighed depressingly, "Another time, when the Lun family got angry and asked him if he knew what was wrong with him, he actually said he didn't know, and asked the Lun family to point out what was wrong with him. where……"

"Uh, that's too much?" This time, not only Sister Chi, but even Yun Fan were also indignant.

"Also, and..." Towering Juzhu cried sadly, "That time I asked him if I had gained weight recently, but he actually said, it's okay, I just gained a little weight..."

"It's too much! It's too much!" Sister Chi and Yun Fan couldn't help being angry, and glared at the Juyao Banner together, "It's a good deal! A guy like this who doesn't understand our sister's feelings at all should be doomed to not have a girlfriend. "

I wipe it, is that okay?
Senior Brother Chen and the others were sweating profusely listening to it, and suddenly felt that his girlfriend was a terrifying creature, and the Juyao Banner was even more aggrieved. I always say you are right and I am wrong."

"The picture is broken." Xu Zhihu patted it sympathetically to express comfort, "You know? There are two kinds of men in the world. The first kind thinks that women are always right, and the second kind thinks that women are not necessarily right." Yes, and then... well, the second kind of man because he couldn't find a girlfriend
, so it slowly became extinct, this is Darwin's theory of biological evolution. "

Isn’t that right, Senior Brother Chen and the others didn’t understand, but they still felt respectful, but Ao Ying coughed strangely beside her: “Ahem, compared to this, don’t you think there are more important things now? ?"

That's right, that's right, Xu Zhihu patted his forehead, and hurried out to interrupt the girlfriends' party of the three girls: "Ahem, Miss Zhen'er, right? Let's talk about A-San later, the problem now is , There is a guy outside who is chasing us, and Ah San was seriously injured in order to cover us, so he managed to escape here..."

"Who is it?" Towering Juzhu suddenly became angry, "Which bastard dared to hurt the man from Lun's family... Cough cough, ordinary friend."

"It's a very powerful guy." Xu Zhihu explained to her while silently slandering Aojiao and Aojiao, "Actually, with A San's strength, he could have dealt with it, but I don't know why, since it this time After coming to the East China Sea, I often sighed and sighed, always saying that last year and today in this door, the faces of the people in this door are rosy, and what else is there to ask what love is in the world..."

"Uh... so?" The towering Juzhu's tone suddenly became very strange.

"That's why it accidentally missed." Xu Zhihu sighed with emotion, but looked up at the sky with a vicissitudes of life on his face, "Just now, when it was seriously injured, it suddenly said that it was afraid that I would never die again. I can't hold on any longer, but I have been missing someone very much in my heart, and I want to get her forgiveness, so even though I know that traveling long distances is not good for my injuries, I still insist on coming here..."

"I didn't..." Ju Yao Ban made an unfair excuse.

"You have!" Sister Chi and Yun Fan looked at it with murderous intent.

"Okay, I have..." Juyao Banner immediately shrank back, but whispered, "Then what, actually, I just, uh, just miss you a little bit, it's okay, seeing that you are still there It's fine here, we're still friends, or..."

Don't say anything, don't say anything!
In an instant, the towering giant pillar suddenly roared, as if it was about to be pulled out from the abyss of the sea, causing the entire ruins of the palace to shake violently: "This is unreasonable! The ex-boyfriend of the Lun family, even if you want to teach him a lesson, it will be taught by the Lun family. Where did the bastard come from, how dare, how dare... that whoever, come up and do me a favor!"

No problem, Xu Zhihu said that he is the most willing to help people, and immediately greeted him warmly.

In fact, with the violent roar and vibration, the seaweed on the towering giant column has already fallen off one after another, and the huge column body that is gradually exposed to the air seems to be made of black iron from outside the sky, and it is only shaking slightly at this moment , it emits thousands of rays of light and ten thousand rays of auspicious colors, illuminating the abyss of the seabed with golden light.

In an instant, as the last piece of seaweed fell off, a line of seal script suddenly flashed past the giant pillar. Xu Zhihu was dizzy from the golden light, and finally squinted his eyes, barely recognizing the golden light. The above text -

"Ruyi...Ruyi Golden Cudgel, weighs [-]...Pfft!"

(End of this chapter)