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Chapter 271
Dongming Mountain in the golden autumn of September, the autumn is high and clear, and the wild rice fields in the valley are full of golden rice, swaying in the autumn wind, like a golden ocean.

In front of Pansi Cave by Dongming Lake, carp jumped out of the calm lake surface, creating rippling ripples. Xu Zhihu set up a grill to roast Orleans chicken wings, and the sizzling oil and water fell into the bonfire along the grill. The pervasive aroma diffused in the air, making the group of monsters nearby couldn't help but salivate, and Zhu Ganglie even reached out to grab it regardless of the heat.

"Wait, the pepper hasn't been sprinkled yet." Xu Zhihu hurriedly stopped, sprinkled another layer of seasoning on top, and then kindly handed it to Zhu Ganglie and the others, "Come on, try it, it should be ready now. "

"Stop doing this!" Zhu Ganglie was about to reach out to pick it up, but when he realized it, his face suddenly became murderous, "Bastard, even if labor and capital starve to death, they won't eat anything from you!"

That is, that is, a large group of monsters all nodded viciously in agreement, and the Green Lion King and Big Snake Hou were even more sad and indignant, looking at Xu Zhihu as if they were looking at an enemy: "Damn, hateful guy, secretly We ate Chi Chi, and, and...and got her pregnant!"

Hey, hey, what's the matter with me?
Xu Zhihu was so wronged that he looked at the sky speechlessly, thinking that it was Chi Chi who pushed me down, okay, and he pushed me for three full hours, sweet and sour, you pork ribs, if it weren’t for our family who have been exercising since they came to Dongming Mountain My body, maybe my spine is broken and I'm lying on the bed to recuperate.

Well, it's useless to say anything, anyway, that's the way it is now!
Since that day, after confirming that Chi Chi was pregnant in Shushan, they returned to Dongming Mountain that day, and even specially asked Yunfan to send Sister Chi back in the Jinguanglou boat... ummm, yes I know that the first three months of pregnancy are very important to raise the fetus. You must not bump or have strenuous exercise, otherwise the fetal gas will not be good.

For his tenderness and consideration, the mother-to-be, Chi Chi, was of course so moved that her eyes were full of little stars: "Whoa, Zhihu, you treat me... Hey, wait a minute, why do you know so much about pregnancy in Zhihu?"

Wronged, wronged, facing Sister Chi’s suspicious eyes, Xu Zhihu could only look up at the sky speechlessly, don’t make trouble, you must know that this is common sense in our place, okay, even if I have never been a father, but at least Also heard it many times.

Well, no matter what, with the steady speed of the Jinguanglou boat not exceeding [-] kilometers per hour, coupled with the murderous escort of many disciples in Shushan, the journey back to Dongming Mountain was so smooth that it was so smooth on the way. The Qi refiners from other sects that I met couldn't help but look at each other when they saw such a large and heavily guarded fleet passing by, wondering if the Shushan sect was going to carry out some big demon-killing operation?

In this way, two days later, the Jinguanglou boat arrived at Dongming Mountain smoothly. Zhu Ganglie and the others rushed out to greet them happily, and then...

Then, when they saw that they were supported by Xu Zhihu, came down carefully from the deck, and held their belly in both hands, and their faces were full of motherly tenderness, they suddenly became messy. !

And then, needless to say, following the marriage with Sister Chi last time, Xu Zhihu was once again chased and killed by the Chichi Guards of Dongming Mountain for three hundred miles. A large group of monsters were really angry this time, beasts, beasts , I went out for two months, you bastard let Chichi get pregnant, according to this rhythm, when you come back next time, won't you be dragging several little loli behind you?
"Pregnant?" Ever since, Zizi Orange and the others, who were smiling happily to greet their sister, immediately became sad, "So, my sister doesn't want us anymore, and my sister is going to find a new sister... Huh? Pregnant? Pregnant? Shrimp?"

Braised you steamed, a mess, a mess!

Xu Zhihu covered his face speechlessly, and then in the chaos, he started his life as a baby daddy. Hmm, the main daily work is to take care of Chi Chi, and cook for her by himself. For example, fried locusts, stir-fried cicada sweet and sour snails...

Yes, you read that right, basically all weird insect cuisines!
No way, Chichi’s spider attribute seems to have exploded since she became pregnant. Recently, she has been feeling sick and can’t even drink chicken soup. But every time she sees a grasshopper flying by the door, her eyes light up, woo hoo, I really want to eat it , can't bear it at all...

No problem, anyway, we are a big eater and eat everything, even if we eat some insects, it's a trivial matter!
When Xu Zhihu was in college, he really learned how to make stir-fry from a friend in a certain place, so he volunteered to stand up from this day, and specially provided Chi Chi with various insect dishes, such as deep-fried stir-fry Sweet and sour can come again.

Just like now, because Chi Chi suddenly acted coquettishly early in the morning and said that he missed the taste of charcoal-grilled snails, he took a group of monsters out to catch snails for a long time, then set up the grill and started grilling, and by the way, he also roasted a few for Zhu Ganglie and the others. Ten Orleans Baked Wings…

In fact, just a moment later, the snails on the iron plate had emitted a tempting aroma, and Xu Zhihu just finished eating the grilled wings, and quickly carried the charcoal-grilled snails into the pansi hole.

In the warm coiled silk cave with soft lighting, Sister Chi, who has already woven herself a maternity dress with spider silk, is standing in front of the full-length mirror with six little lolitas, gently stroking her soft belly, her cheeks With a gentle smile, her face exuded the brilliance of motherhood: "Well, Zizi, do you feel that my sister's belly has become bigger?"

"It seems, it seems not." Zizi Orange Orange and the others were all surrounded, and Zizi stretched out her little hand curiously, and poked her sister's belly button lightly, "Sister, sister, you want to give birth to us a baby." Is your niece playing?"

"Yes, yes." Sister Chi gently stroked her belly, her eyes were full of little stars, "Oh hehehehe, the youngest daughter of the Lun family must be as beautiful and beautiful as the Lun family. If Daddy influences..."

Fuck!Is it really okay for me to be black like this?
Xu Zhihu couldn't help sighing, Xin Dao ever since he found out that he was pregnant, Chi Chi, who was originally a sister-in-law with too much maternal love, has now been directly upgraded to a sister-in-law plus a daughter-in-law, and he is full of thoughts about giving birth to a flowery child. Jade's little daughter, and then bought her a lot of cute clothes and dressed her up beautifully...

But at this time, the six of Zizi and the others looked at her sister's belly, and suddenly raised their hands angrily and asked, "Sister, sister, how did the baby come about?"

"Huh?" Suddenly being asked such a question, Sister Chi couldn't help blushing, "This, this, why are you asking this?"

"Because, we also want to know how we were born." Zizi opened her eyes wide and looked at her with watery eyes, "My little niece was born by you and Brother Xu, so how did we get born? , who was born, but why have you never seen them?"

"Hmm..." Sister Chi, whose cheeks were blushing and embarrassed, suddenly froze when she heard the second half of the sentence.

The six little lolis didn't understand what happened at all, they still kept their eyes wide open, looking at her with that kind of expectant gaze, as if they were waiting for her to conjure up their parents from somewhere, like a magic trick that way...

"This... this..." Sister Chi was at a loss, she couldn't even lie, "Your parents, me too, no, it should be said that not every child is born by parents , some kids, some kids are, uh, are..."

"It's for the phone bill!" Xu Zhihu finally couldn't stand it any longer, and hurried up with charcoal-grilled snails to make a rescue.

"What?" Sister Chi looked at him blankly, and the six little lolis also turned their heads neatly, and started aiming at him with those innocent eyes again.

"That's right, it's for the phone bill." Xu Zhihu patted Zizi's little head, and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "About five thousand miles away from our Dongming Mountain, there is a Songzi Xiandian named It's called China Mobile. When your sister passed by that fairyland, she was stopped by the customer service in the temple, the fairy who gave her children. She asked her enthusiastically, "Do you want to come to our fairy temple with six little spiders?" Five hundred calls, not only free 300M data package, but also six cute spider eggs..."

"Oh oh oh, oh oh oh." The six little lolis half understood and half didn't understand, Zizi thought for a while and then raised her hand to ask, "Brother, what is the call fee?"

"Is it the phone bill?" Xu Zhihu replied seriously, "The phone bill is... ah, I almost forgot, the cream cake I put outside seems to be given by Zhu Ganglie and the others..."

Whoosh!
Before I finished speaking, the six little lolis who were in front of me just now disappeared like a gust of wind, and then I heard the lively sound of chickens scrambling for food outside the Pansi Cave.

"Uh, it's been perfunctory." Sister Chi finally couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, just thinking about it, but she couldn't help but burst into tears, "Woooooo, Zizi and the others are so pitiful. I haven't met my parents now, and I don't know why those two bastards are so cruel, they threw such a cute child away, if I know..."

"Yes, yes, but on the bright side, at least they met you." Xu Zhihu hurriedly handed over the charcoal-grilled snails, "I don't think even if they are their biological parents, there may not be Chi Chi you are right. They are so nice."

"That's it!" Chi Chi proudly picked up a snail, and when she looked down at her slightly undulating belly, she immediately exuded the radiance of motherhood full of tenderness, "After our baby is born, the Lun family will definitely move forward every step of the way." Stay with her forever, teach her to talk, coax her to eat, sing to her, and tell her many interesting stories, such as the Sleeping Beauty vs. Snow White that you mentioned before on Zhihu..."

"Huh, I told such a story?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help being stunned and speechless, but the next moment, when he was also staring at the red belly, his heart suddenly became warm——

The silver-white jade belly is still smooth and frank, accompanied by Chi Jieer's breathing, there is a rhythmic slight ups and downs, but at this moment, a brand new little life has been conceived inside it, and It is a small life with the blood of two people...

"Our baby?" Xu Zhihu looked at it silently for a while, and couldn't help stretching out his hand, gently pressing on Chi Chi's belly, feeling the warmth of the skin, "Our baby, our, our what……"

To be honest, from the initial astonishment, to the later panic, until recently after slowly accepting the facts, I suddenly realized that a little life that inherited my blood was slowly growing in the belly of the beloved girl. Although this feeling is a bit Complicated, but really... good!
"Well, ours..." As if feeling his heart, Sister Chi lightly rested her head on his shoulder, held hands with him tenderly, then raised her jade neck slightly and closed her eyes.

The meaning of this is already obvious, Xu Zhihu peeked outside, and when he noticed that Zizi and the others were still grabbing delicious food, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and immediately went up to meet him very cooperatively.

At this moment, the two are getting closer and closer, and they can even feel each other's gentle breath, as if at any time...

Click!

Without any warning, a shimmering and light water mirror suddenly opened at this moment, appearing in the Pansi Cave out of thin air!
A few seconds later, under the astonished gazes of Xu Zhihu and Chi Jieer, the complaining voice of Empress Shiji suddenly came out of the wave of light and water, followed by the roar of oil eruption——

"Ah, Zhihu, Chi Chi, the situation has changed, I'm afraid you still have to... Huh? Did I see something hot-eyed just now?"

(End of this chapter)