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Chapter 28 Long Live Demacia
Where do we not meet in life!
Under the golden sun at noon, in front of the dilapidated Pansi Cave, the battlefield that was originally fiercely fought seemed to have suddenly turned into a silent movie...

In the boiling dusty sky, Xu Zhihu was holding a rice cooker and riding an electric scooter, standing there with an innocent face, er, smiling, smiling, I heard that girls who love to laugh are not bad luck... In the same way, boys Should be about the same?
Facts have proved that it is useless even if you laugh!
Daoist Chijiao held the Nine Suns Seal of Flaming Flame, completely ignoring the Bull Demon King who was in the rocks, and was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly trembled all over, and laughed hysterically and wildly: "Wonderful, wonderful, no Thinking of today being able to... ignorant junior, send this deity to hell!"

It was too late to say it, but it was so fast, the third lady Taohua who was beside her had already snorted coldly, gnashing her teeth and attacking first!

The soul-destroying peach hairpin hidden in the cloud temples swayed gently in the wind, and suddenly a looming ferocious demon skull appeared, opening its bloody mouth and viciously biting it off!

Hey hey hey, didn't I tease you?

Xu Zhihu rolled his eyes speechlessly, then raised the rice cooker and threw it out: "Then what... Peach Blossom Third Lady?"

"Calling your aunt..." The third lady Taohua subconsciously blurted out, and then, then, there was no need to explain.

In an instant, the rice cooker swayed against the wind and made a rattling sound, directly transforming into a huge microwave oven, followed by a howling blue light, and before the third lady could react, she was sent into the oven to be baked at high temperature.

"What?" Daoist Chi Jiao was taken aback, his expression changed slightly involuntarily.

"Master Chijiao!" Before he could react, Xu Zhihu shouted again.

This cry seemed to carry the soul-stirring magic power, even if Master Chijiao didn't want to respond, he couldn't help blurting it out.

Just in a trance, seeing the blue light roll over again, he suddenly shivered, opened his mouth with a growl almost subconsciously, and spewed out a scorching flame!

With a bang, Lie Yan (raging flames) and blue light collided with each other and disappeared at the same time!

"Death to this deity!" Daoist Chijiao was determined, and with a smirk, he turned into a half-dragon golem, and suddenly clenched his flaming sharp claws, carrying an extremely violent blood-colored mist, and came viciously like a broken bamboo!

boom!
The power of one punch is so terrifying, a large area of ​​forest collapsed half of it under this blow!

Amidst the crazily flying gravel and dust, there was a roar of the engine, and the Dodge Tomahawk jumped out with high beams shining, soaring into the sky in a thrilling way through the clouds and fog, avoiding the sweeping claws of the real Chi Jiao.

"It's dangerous! It's dangerous!" Xu Zhihu touched the blood on his cheek, and made a sharp turn in the air with the Dodge Tomahawk.

"Junior, where are you going?" Master Chijiao let out a sinister grin, and charged into the sky with boiling flames. Before the Dodge Tomahawk could speed up and escape, he directly raised the flaming Nine Suns Seal, and blasted it ferociously across hundreds of feet.

"Real Chijiao!" Xu Zhihu hurriedly fled away with the Dodge Tomahawk, and threw the rice cooker out of the way.

"Idiot, everyone said this move is right..." Master Chijiao sneered, suddenly startled, and bent down almost subconsciously.

Almost at the same time, I saw that there was no blue light coming out of the rice cooker at all, but five kitchen knives shot out in unison, whistling very sinisterly——

Swish Swish Swish!Swish Swish Swish!Swish Swish Swish!
Don't give real Chijiao a chance to react at all, the five kitchen knives surrounded him and slashed wildly. At first, he could see the blade clearly, but in a blink of an eye, there was only a blurry shadow left, and after a few seconds, only a piece of it was seen. The silver light whizzed and tossed, chopping up and down, chopping left and chopping, it was very insidious, aiming at the vital parts...

I cut!I will cut again!I will cut again!I chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!
After finishing the work, three seconds later, the five kitchen knives were satisfied, and they all flew into the air and fled back behind Xu Zhihu.

As the cold wind blew by, Master Chijiao stood there dumbfounded, his eyes straightened and he slowly lowered his head, looking at the flaming Nine Suns Seal in his hand——

boom!Jiuyangyin suddenly trembled slightly, and a crack suddenly appeared!
Click!The small cracks suddenly spread, spreading like a spider web!
Clang!The next moment, a soft cry was heard, and Lieyan Jiuyang Seal suddenly shattered to pieces!
They were dumbfounded, all the demons of Dongming Mountain in the secret room were dumbfounded!
I rub it, this is the Nine Suns Seal of Lie Yan, this is a magic weapon of the seventh grade, and it is also made of thousand-year-old cloud sea jade, so it is broken like this?
"Uh..." Daoist Chijiao lowered his head dully, looked at the fragments in his hand, then raised his head in a daze, looking at the five kitchen knives hovering behind Xu Zhihu.

A few seconds later, this guy suddenly roared ferociously, and rushed forward with red eyes: "Bastard, bastard, I'm fighting you!"

flash!Xu Zhihu scratched his head innocently, as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, it flashed!

As fast as you want, by the time the violent fire waves roared and swept in, the Dodge Tomahawk had already run so far that you couldn't even see the exhaust. This bastard, if you have the ability, don't..."

This is what you said!

The roar was still echoing in the air, and the Dodge Tomahawk, who had just escaped, rushed back with thick smoke billowing. God knows how fast it was. come over!

Needless to say, Xu Zhihu directly pointed out: "Go, Master Ball... Uh, no, it's Mr. Chopper!"

Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Facing Daoist Chijiao's horrified eyes, Mr. Five-Handed Kitchen Knife chops wildly again. That's called drinking Red Bull to add energy!
But that's not the point, the point is, when the real Chijiao was about to fight back, Mr. Five-Handed Kitchen Knife whistled again and flashed wit!
"Goodbye!" Xu Zhihu recalled Mr. Kitchen Knife, stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, and the Dodge Tomahawk whizzed away again, and in a blink of an eye, he fled away without even seeing his shadow.

The entire back was bloody and bloody, and the real Chijiao jumped like thunder and spurted blood from his mouth. The area of ​​psychological shadow was too large to be calculated, but at this moment, he suddenly heard the wind whistling behind him again, and he almost subconsciously grabbed it ferociously!
Useless!

The Dodge Tomahawk, which had clearly left towards the southeast just now, unexpectedly rushed back from the southwest at this time, and then the five-handled kitchen knife came to commit crimes against the wind again, and slashed at the distorted face of the real Chijiao. Then... flash again!
Nima!This is the most unethical style of play I have ever seen!
The demons of Dongming Mountain wiped off their cold sweats in unison in the secret room. They knew that guy had a mount with astonishing speed when he fled, and an unreasonable kitchen knife king when he attacked. You can also flash people in the middle of the game, no morals, no morals... Uh, but I like it!

Facts have proved that even more unscrupulous people are yet to come!
East, west, north, up, down, left, right, front, back, back and forth, Xu Zhihu clashed back and forth with his Dodge Tomahawk. It didn’t matter if he ran fast, and he rushed out to sneak attack, even if he rushed out to sneak attack, he even shouted slogans——

"Long live Demacia!" The five kitchen knives roared and shot.

"Justice is only within the range of kitchen knives!" The five kitchen knives attacked Shang Sanlu!

"Tianma Meteor Fist plus Lushan Shenglong Ba plus whatever!" The five kitchen knives hit and ran away!
"You chase me, if you catch me, I'll let you hehehe..." The five kitchen knives ran away without hitting it!
Back and forth, half a quarter of an hour later, the poor real Chijiao was cut to a pulp even though his cultivation was far higher. What was even more unbearable was the huge psychological injury, which he could only resist but not resist.

Angry, completely angry, once again he was hacked until his mouth was full of blood, this real person was finally furious, and suddenly opened his mouth and swept around: "Bastard, give me..."

boom!
With him as the core, the tens of zhang turbulent pillars of fire shot out from his mouth, sweeping viciously across the surroundings. All the rocks and trees touched were blazing, and were evaporated into mist in an instant.

Lowering his head suddenly in a thrilling manner, Xu Zhihu almost rushed towards the pillar of fire, but in an instant, when he was driving the Dodge Tomahawk and looked back, his face suddenly changed——

Yes, at this very moment, the raging pillar of fire that roared past his head unexpectedly hit the front of Pansi Cave!

With one hit, most of the entire Pansi Cave collapsed, but what was even worse was that the secret room originally hidden underground was also torn apart by this blow, and a turbulent air wave rose into the sky. The Dongming Mountain group of monsters who were watching the show They all exclaimed and flew out involuntarily.

"What?" Daoist Chijiao was stunned for a moment, but then suddenly laughed ferociously, and roared down with boiling flames, "Shameless boy, can't you escape? Now, kill all your women and these cronies first!"

Before the laughter fell, the raging flames had slammed into the group of monsters viciously, and the claws ignited raging red flames, whistling and sweeping past. Zhu Ganglie and Dashehou, who were the first to bear the brunt, flew out immediately with a muffled grunt, and General Xia only retreated half slowly Slapped, real fire was sprayed on the front door by the real Chijiao, and it burned like a pillar of fire.

Back off!Back off!
At this moment, seeing all the monsters in Dongming Mountain screaming and retreating, Sister Chi suddenly gritted her teeth, as if biting her lips with determination, and rushed directly to meet the vicious real Chijiao——

"Bastard, the Lun family didn't want to use this trick at first, but... don't watch it, don't watch it at all!"

(End of this chapter)