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Chapter 31 The Lord of Dongming Mountain

A few seconds later, after seeing the mountain god seal floating in the sky, Xu Zhihu and hundreds of monsters were all stunned!
After a long, long time, Xu Zhihu finally couldn't help turning his head, and looked at Mistress Shiji with that expression of not being able to stop the medicine: "Uh, Mistress, I have studied a lot, you can't fool me... This, this, this is obviously a white radish, okay?"

That's right, it is indeed a white radish, and it is still half of a white radish!

There is still fresh mud on the white radish that has just been washed, and I don’t know who has such an idea, but actually engraved four characters on the cross-section of the radish, and it is still hard to see the four characters that can be climbed— -East!bright!Mountain!god!

Tears streamed down my face, a large group of monsters all burst into tears, Xu Zhihu felt very kind, and thought that when I handed in my internship report in college, I carved a white radish by myself to pretend to be the official seal of the unit. In the future, I can still see such a familiar scene here...

"Funds are tight, it's hard and simple!" Empress Shiji blushed unexpectedly, but coughed a few times in embarrassment, "Besides, this is no ordinary white radish, this is the place where the spiritual veins of Dongming Mountain gather The spirits that were born gathered the spirit of Zhongxiu from Dongming Mountain, and represented the collective will of the creatures in the mountain..."

Don't make trouble, even if you talk about flowers, it's still a white radish!
Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, thinking that if our family really became a mountain god, and stamped everywhere with this white radish in the future, the picture would really be...

Don't be so wordy, Empress Shiji finally became angry from embarrassment, and she was about to fall ill again: "Speaking of business, don't you all want to be mountain gods, hurry up, who will try first?"

Well, a large group of monsters looked at each other, and after a long time, Zhu Gangqiang couldn't help it, and immediately rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward: "I'm coming, I'm coming... Well, do I write a letter of the mountain god and seal it with the mountain god's seal? OK?"

Having said that, this guy has already picked up a pen, found a piece of paper and wrote: "Yeah, my god has a decree. From now on, weddings in this mountain are not allowed to accept dowry gifts, and they are not allowed to ask the man if he has a cave and cloud. Che, especially Huahua's mother Huahua... the above will take effect immediately!"

What a mess, a large group of monsters rolled their eyes desperately, Zhu Ganglie didn't care so much, he threw away the pen proudly, and picked up the white radish next to him: "It's done, then just stamp it, and then..."

Then, there is no more!

The decree of the mountain god was written and stamped, but the decree with the red seal remained unchanged, without any blue light shining, let alone it took effect immediately.

Uh, Zhu Ganglie waited and waited until his legs became weak, and he couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat: "Then what, why don't we wait a few more days, there is no way, the efficiency of the yamen is very poor these days, sometimes... ..."

hello!

A large group of monsters shot him flying, and Big Snake Hou rushed up immediately, holding up the white radish with excitement on his face: "Let me go, actually, I always thought that Dongming Mountain and I were destined, maybe..."

Because of your size, there is no doubt that this guy also failed!
A group of monsters in the back looked at each other, and simply lined up to take turns to try. In the end, even Chi Jieer, who had no interest in being a mountain god, was encouraged by a group of monsters to come up and try. By the way, the purpose of her writing was—— "From now on, within the jurisdiction of Dongming Mountain, when all monsters mention the word beauty, they will replace it with the word Chijieer..."

If you think about it with your heels, you will know that it is strange that this will can take effect!

"Understood?" Empress Shiji looked at them with a smile, "Do you know why, because Dongming Mountain doesn't like you, or it doesn't want to admit you at all!"

"It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, labor and management have lived here for hundreds of years, yet it doesn't even have feelings for me?" Zhu Ganglie was heartbroken, as if he had been abandoned by his first love, "Ahhh, I just If you don't believe me, even we can't do it, could it be replaced by...Old Xu, you come!"

"Me?" Xu Zhihu was stunned and speechless, a group of monsters didn't care so much, and pushed him to the front of the table.

"Okay, okay." Xu Zhihu could only scratch his head, and picked up the pen casually, "Wait, wait a minute, what will I want to write?"

"Whatever, you can write rouge and gouache for a [-]% discount." Sister Chi seriously suggested beside her.

Don't make trouble, Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly, and scribbled on the paper: "Ahem, in order to promote population growth and solve the problem of social aging, from now on, within the jurisdiction of Dongmingshan, the second child is fully open Birth policy, one person has multiple births, the whole family is glorious... above, immediately... Huh?

Well, just now when I wrote the word effective, the white radish mountain god seal next to it rose into the air automatically, and a red stamp was stamped on the bottom right of the paper!

In an instant, this will suddenly rose into the air without wind, and then burned in the air, turning into thousands of golden rays, whistling and flying in all directions, and disappeared into the mountains, rocks and trees in a blink of an eye...

"What's the situation?" Xu Zhihu and a large group of monsters were dumbfounded.

The next moment, I saw countless wolves, worms, tigers, leopards, rabbits, and wild birds coming out of those mountains, rocks and trees. Their eyes were full of peach hearts, and they couldn't wait to go straight to their homes. Some impatient guys couldn't wait to close the door. , let’s start... well, [-] words will be omitted below!

Damn, I'm really in a hurry to have a second child, that is to say, this decree has taken effect?
This is fine too, the eyes of a large group of monsters were straightened, and Zhu Ganglie burst into tears: "How could it be, how could it be like this, it was useless for us to expend so much energy, and Lao Xu actually wrote it casually... , is there any mistake, do you even look at the mountains these days?"

How do I know, Xu Zhihu was speechless and desperately rolled his eyes, but in the middle of being speechless, his heart suddenly moved, and he turned his head to look at the old house thoughtfully: "Wait, could it be that..."

That's right, Empress Shiji looked at him with a smile: "Although I don't even understand why your house is integrated with Dongming Mountain, the fact now is that your house is indeed integrated with Dongming Mountain." In layman's terms, your house is Dongming Mountain, and Dongming Mountain is your house..."

Well, it sounds a bit convoluted, Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly.

As long as you can understand, Madam Shiji waved her hand, and then turned to look at Zhu Ganglie and the others: "Okay, since Zhihu has done it, from now on, he is the new mountain god of Dongming Mountain... Well, who of you still wants to understand?" have opinions?"

What else can I say, the facts are in front of me, and a large group of monsters can only stare.

Zhu Ganglie was depressed for a long time, and finally bit his hoof helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, anyway, Lao Xu is his own, so let him be the one if he wants to, but let me say it first, Lao Xu, you don't want to After becoming an official, he will act as a domineering force, forcing us to pay taxes and making us pay tribute, right?"

Stop making trouble, why do I want Chu Yequan?
Xu Zhihu couldn't help but stare at the sky speechlessly, thinking that life is really amazing. Before our family crossed over, we didn't even work as a group leader for collecting homework, but after only a few days after crossing, we directly mixed into the civil servants... oh , then again, what level is the mountain god? Is it equivalent to the township head? Can I issue an invoice for meals?

But at this time, Empress Shiji waved her hands with a smile on her face again: "Come on, come on, Zhihu, since you are already the mountain god of Dongming Mountain, then this Palace has the responsibility to give you!"

When she mentioned the word "responsibility", she suddenly became serious, so that the surrounding monsters could feel the dignified atmosphere and calm down involuntarily.

"Uh, ma'am, you said..." Xu Zhihu was infected by this atmosphere and sat down very rarely.

"That's right." Empress Shiji nodded in satisfaction, and coughed a few more solemnly, "Then, Zhihu, from today onwards, you will be the mountain god sitting in Dongming Mountain, and you will walk the path of the mountain god from now on. Responsibility, manage this side of the landscape well, as the saying goes, thunder, rain and dew are all kindness, and the public heart is the mountain..."

"Come on, everyone is busy, can you be more straightforward?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat.

"To be straightforward..." Empress Shiji thought about it seriously, then suddenly rolled up her sleeves, and slapped the table viciously, "Let's put it this way, you take care of Dongming Mountain, don't let these things be unreliable The guys are tossing around, and by the way, I will take them to practice well... Besides, if anyone wants to rob Dongming Mountain, I will beat them up, beat them to death, and I will count the death and injury as my own!"

Khan, if you say so earlier, it will be over!

Xu Zhihu breathed a sigh of relief, but turned his head with a strange face, looked at Sister Chi and Zizi behind him: "Uh, actually, I think that even if I don't become the mountain god, I will do my best for Dongming Mountain Yes, after all, I live here now, and I have a very good relationship with everyone, maybe I will raise Chi Chi in the future...I hide!"

I knew, I knew that silly girl in the back would be arrogant, he bent down skillfully, dodging the spider web that was shot from behind, oh hehehe, the same trick is useless against the saint fighter...

That's good, that's good, Mistress Shiji picked up the white radish with a smile, and threw it irresponsibly: "Come, accept the seal!"

Khan, Xu Zhihu hurriedly caught it.

In an instant, at the moment when he hugged the seal of the mountain god, the whole Dongming Mountain suddenly roared and shook, and the dense pine forest around Pansi Cave, as if they were all spiritual, lowered their canopy neatly towards him. , as if meeting your boss.

What's even weirder is that at this moment, the abundant and rich mountain aura suddenly surged into his old house through the white radish mountain god seal, and then seemed to be pulled by an invisible force, and most of it was injected into that house. In the rice cooker used for alchemy.

With sufficient aura infusion, the entire rice cooker emits countless blue lights, and it has been upgraded to another level in an instant. You must know that according to the normal situation, if you want to upgrade the rice cooker again, it will take at least five or six times. Qian Lingshi...

"Uh, is this the benefit of being a mountain god?" Xu Zhihu was surprised.

"Not only that, we also have year-end rewards and paid vacations, and when the mountain god reaches 500 years, he can get a set of fairy caves!" Madam Shiji replied solemnly, and patted the edge of the bed——

Amidst the red light, the big bed suddenly rose into the sky, and by the way, it also swept away the real Chijiao who hadn't dared to move until now, and the depressed Bull Demon King: "Oh hehehe, go back to the mountain, go back to the mountain, tonight Ben Gong has to stay up all night to clear the game of planting sunflowers and giving birth to many small suns to feed zombies..."

"Huh, I always feel that you made a mistake, my lord?" Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, just watching the big bed disappear into the distant sky.

Under the golden sun at noon, he was dazed for a while, then looked at the white radish mountain god seal in his hand, and suddenly had a very unreal feeling: "Okay, so, now I really have become... "

There was a crash, and before he had time to figure it out, he suddenly saw hundreds of monsters neatly adjusted their clothes, and bowed respectfully to him: "Greetings, Lord Mountain God, and congratulations, Lord, for becoming the Lord of Dongming Mountain!" !"

What's going on, Xu Zhihu looked at them dumbfounded, and his first reaction was - there was a conspiracy!Nima, there must be a conspiracy here!

Sure enough, the next moment, Zhu Ganglie and the others, who were respectful just now, suddenly rushed forward with wide-eyed smiles, and immediately drowned him——

"Oh hehehe, Lao Xu, you are now a mountain god, shouldn't you take care of our brothers, for example, I said just now that marriage gifts are not allowed, this decree is very good, come on, stamp it... "

"What are you thinking, Zhihu, you know how my big snake treats you! It just so happens that I plan to occupy a piece of land in Dongpo to build a cave, but the nearby rabbit monsters always say that I block their light, you see Can you... the back door, how can this be called opening the back door, is this called human affection?"

"All fly, you guys, don't try to take advantage of Zhihu!"

"See, my Chichi is the best!"

"That's right, but Zhihu, do you think we have a decree to order the rouge powder shop and milk powder shop at the foot of the mountain to give [-]% off... Hey, you said that's out of your control, it's okay, we can... Hey Hey, I haven't finished talking yet, where are you going?"

(End of this chapter)