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Chapter 314 Seems Embarrassed Once Again
Chapter 314 Seems Embarrassed Again
There are surprises everywhere in life, and sometimes there are surprises without integrity!
Just like now, when Xu Zhihu is ready to make a heroic sacrifice, when Baimei Daoist has decided to blew himself up, and when Bull Demon King and the others have been moved so much that even they admire themselves, they are suddenly shocked to find that——
Damn, this is different from what is written in the script!
Well, the huge door connecting to the Demon Realm has indeed opened, and the extraterrestrial demons that have been blocked for tens of thousands of years have indeed appeared, but the problem is, uh, but the problem is, who can tell me why these legendary cruelties that destroy everything The demons seem so leisurely, they don't seem to be here to destroy Kunlun and massacre the creatures, but rather, they seem to be here, like... for a tour?
That's right, it's for travel!
Above the turbulent sky, a bright moon has burst out of the clouds at some point, shrouded in the dim moonlight, a large group of ferocious demons lined up in a long line, walking slowly in an orderly manner, everyone They all had green faces and fangs that were ferocious and frightening, but their big faces, which could scare a child into tears, all wore relaxed smiles, looking around curiously...
No weapons, no roaring, no fighting, these guys have the word evil written all over their faces, but their expressions reveal a civilized atmosphere, especially the female demon in the lead, who is actually holding a small red face. Flag, introduced enthusiastically and loudly——
"Come, come, fellow members, please look this way. The place where we are now is the ancient battlefield... Tens of thousands of years ago, our ancestors who were still in the barbaric and ignorant era used to enter another place through this place." A vast world, where the savages drank blood and slaughtered wantonly, and were finally driven back by the creatures there..."
silence!An eerie silence!
Everyone in Kunwu, who was about to sacrifice their lives for justice, was suddenly stunned. The real Baimei opened his eyes in a daze. , Qiqi's eyes were straightened, and then with a bang, the Bull Demon King suddenly tripped himself and staggered to the ground.
"Uh..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, looking at the alien demons who were slowly approaching, he suddenly felt a strange sense of familiarity, "Then what, I always feel that it looks familiar?"
That's right!This is a tour group!
As if he didn't realize that he went to the wrong place at all, the female Tianwaixiemo who was in charge of the tour guide was still enthusiastically introducing the tourists to the tourists——
"Hmm, ladies and gentlemen, what we see now is the holographic phantom reappearance magic circle created by the tourism department of the ancient battlefield, which spent a lot of manpower and financial resources. Please don't touch it casually. Creatures are all just vivid illusions..."
"Tens of thousands of years ago, driven by the instinct of flesh and blood, our ancestors who had not developed their spiritual intelligence accidentally broke into this three thousand world called Kunwu, and caused a lot of massacres there, and finally triggered the Kunwu world. The resistance of the local creatures led to the complete closure of the enchantment channel, and it has not been opened again until now..."
"It is worth noting that during this invasion, a small number of ancestors seemed to have finally opened up their spiritual wisdom. In the long years that followed, through learning and researching wisdom, they finally broke through the confinement of the barbaric era, and initially established their own. The civilization of our Heavenly Demon clan has gone through tens of thousands of years of development, until now..."
"Treasure peace and never forget history, this is the principle that every one of us Tianmo people should keep in mind! Today's Tianma world is a world that loves peace and treats all beings in the three thousand worlds in a friendly way. The principle of friendship and cooperation, joint development and common progress, countless unknown worlds and endless rich resources are waiting for us to explore, killing and plundering has long been meaningless!"
"Unfortunately, up to now, we still haven't been able to open the passage to the original Kunwu world. As several seniors said, if there is anything owed by our Heavenly Demon Clan, then what makes us full of apology so far is that once The world of Kunwu, which has become the cornerstone of our civilization, if given the chance, we... wait, sir, please don't touch those illusions!"
Well, a certain extraterrestrial demon is curiously planning to reach out his hand to touch the real Baimei. In fact, he has almost touched the tea egg in the hands of the real Baimei. Think about it, the tea egg is the reverse scale of the real Baimei. If it is touched, every minute will be the rhythm of blood spattering.
Fortunately, Baimei Daoist is also in a panic at the moment, and there is no reaction. In addition, the demon tour guide over there stopped him in time. He muttered dissatisfiedly: "What's the big deal, even if it's made to look real, and even shows its aura, it's still fake, isn't it? Will it break if you touch it?"
"It's going to be broken! It's really going to be broken!" The demon tour guide explained to them seriously, "The holographic phantom circle here comes with various changes, so complicated that even I haven't seen them all. In other words, in case the formation collapses and the character phantom is unbalanced... Look, look, that bull monster is shaking all over, maybe it has already been taken by you... Hey, it's strange to say, this bull monster doesn't seem to me before. I've seen it!"
"It's normal, the tour guide said that this place has changed a lot, maybe it's a new illusion of characters." Dozens of demon tourists didn't think so, and urged impatiently, "Okay, okay, shall we It's time to go to lunch, let's say yes, the quality of the food is different from the one on the flyer, we will complain!"
"Don't worry, don't worry." The evil tour guide hurriedly vouched, waved a small flag, and turned back with dozens of evil tourists, "Come, come, everyone follow, after lunch, I will take you to a nearby Don’t worry, we will definitely not force you to buy and consume, but the store here is very unique, and it is still holding activities. If you buy five high-quality imitation copies of Fantianyin, we will also give you a Shushan warship The sent ship girl figured it out!"
After selling like this, this miraculous three-day tour group of the ancient battlefield of evil spirits outside the sky went back the same way, completely unaware of what I had just experienced, but when the evil spirit tour guide passed through the huge door, a little I looked at it suspiciously for a moment: "Hey, it seems that I didn't see this door when I brought a group last time. Could it be that it was newly developed by the Ancient Battlefield Tourism Bureau?"
"Let's go, let's go!" Before he had time to think about it, the evil tourist next to him grabbed him and dragged him out in a hurry, "Then what, you just said that the ship girl of the Shushan Ship School Figurine, ahem, ahem, I’m just curious, is there a real person who is as tall as you... Wait a minute, why are you looking at me like this, do I look like the kind of guy with strange hobbies?”
boom!
The next moment, the huge door that was finally opened was closed again with a bang!
In the blink of an eye, the originally raging black demonic energy frenzy suddenly disappeared without a trace.
A round of bright moon has hung in the sky at some point, and the warm moonlight is shining down, covering the smoky Kunlun Mountains, and bathing the dumbfounded people, and then...
Uh, like, embarrassing again?
(End of this chapter)
There are surprises everywhere in life, and sometimes there are surprises without integrity!
Just like now, when Xu Zhihu is ready to make a heroic sacrifice, when Baimei Daoist has decided to blew himself up, and when Bull Demon King and the others have been moved so much that even they admire themselves, they are suddenly shocked to find that——
Damn, this is different from what is written in the script!
Well, the huge door connecting to the Demon Realm has indeed opened, and the extraterrestrial demons that have been blocked for tens of thousands of years have indeed appeared, but the problem is, uh, but the problem is, who can tell me why these legendary cruelties that destroy everything The demons seem so leisurely, they don't seem to be here to destroy Kunlun and massacre the creatures, but rather, they seem to be here, like... for a tour?
That's right, it's for travel!
Above the turbulent sky, a bright moon has burst out of the clouds at some point, shrouded in the dim moonlight, a large group of ferocious demons lined up in a long line, walking slowly in an orderly manner, everyone They all had green faces and fangs that were ferocious and frightening, but their big faces, which could scare a child into tears, all wore relaxed smiles, looking around curiously...
No weapons, no roaring, no fighting, these guys have the word evil written all over their faces, but their expressions reveal a civilized atmosphere, especially the female demon in the lead, who is actually holding a small red face. Flag, introduced enthusiastically and loudly——
"Come, come, fellow members, please look this way. The place where we are now is the ancient battlefield... Tens of thousands of years ago, our ancestors who were still in the barbaric and ignorant era used to enter another place through this place." A vast world, where the savages drank blood and slaughtered wantonly, and were finally driven back by the creatures there..."
silence!An eerie silence!
Everyone in Kunwu, who was about to sacrifice their lives for justice, was suddenly stunned. The real Baimei opened his eyes in a daze. , Qiqi's eyes were straightened, and then with a bang, the Bull Demon King suddenly tripped himself and staggered to the ground.
"Uh..." Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, looking at the alien demons who were slowly approaching, he suddenly felt a strange sense of familiarity, "Then what, I always feel that it looks familiar?"
That's right!This is a tour group!
As if he didn't realize that he went to the wrong place at all, the female Tianwaixiemo who was in charge of the tour guide was still enthusiastically introducing the tourists to the tourists——
"Hmm, ladies and gentlemen, what we see now is the holographic phantom reappearance magic circle created by the tourism department of the ancient battlefield, which spent a lot of manpower and financial resources. Please don't touch it casually. Creatures are all just vivid illusions..."
"Tens of thousands of years ago, driven by the instinct of flesh and blood, our ancestors who had not developed their spiritual intelligence accidentally broke into this three thousand world called Kunwu, and caused a lot of massacres there, and finally triggered the Kunwu world. The resistance of the local creatures led to the complete closure of the enchantment channel, and it has not been opened again until now..."
"It is worth noting that during this invasion, a small number of ancestors seemed to have finally opened up their spiritual wisdom. In the long years that followed, through learning and researching wisdom, they finally broke through the confinement of the barbaric era, and initially established their own. The civilization of our Heavenly Demon clan has gone through tens of thousands of years of development, until now..."
"Treasure peace and never forget history, this is the principle that every one of us Tianmo people should keep in mind! Today's Tianma world is a world that loves peace and treats all beings in the three thousand worlds in a friendly way. The principle of friendship and cooperation, joint development and common progress, countless unknown worlds and endless rich resources are waiting for us to explore, killing and plundering has long been meaningless!"
"Unfortunately, up to now, we still haven't been able to open the passage to the original Kunwu world. As several seniors said, if there is anything owed by our Heavenly Demon Clan, then what makes us full of apology so far is that once The world of Kunwu, which has become the cornerstone of our civilization, if given the chance, we... wait, sir, please don't touch those illusions!"
Well, a certain extraterrestrial demon is curiously planning to reach out his hand to touch the real Baimei. In fact, he has almost touched the tea egg in the hands of the real Baimei. Think about it, the tea egg is the reverse scale of the real Baimei. If it is touched, every minute will be the rhythm of blood spattering.
Fortunately, Baimei Daoist is also in a panic at the moment, and there is no reaction. In addition, the demon tour guide over there stopped him in time. He muttered dissatisfiedly: "What's the big deal, even if it's made to look real, and even shows its aura, it's still fake, isn't it? Will it break if you touch it?"
"It's going to be broken! It's really going to be broken!" The demon tour guide explained to them seriously, "The holographic phantom circle here comes with various changes, so complicated that even I haven't seen them all. In other words, in case the formation collapses and the character phantom is unbalanced... Look, look, that bull monster is shaking all over, maybe it has already been taken by you... Hey, it's strange to say, this bull monster doesn't seem to me before. I've seen it!"
"It's normal, the tour guide said that this place has changed a lot, maybe it's a new illusion of characters." Dozens of demon tourists didn't think so, and urged impatiently, "Okay, okay, shall we It's time to go to lunch, let's say yes, the quality of the food is different from the one on the flyer, we will complain!"
"Don't worry, don't worry." The evil tour guide hurriedly vouched, waved a small flag, and turned back with dozens of evil tourists, "Come, come, everyone follow, after lunch, I will take you to a nearby Don’t worry, we will definitely not force you to buy and consume, but the store here is very unique, and it is still holding activities. If you buy five high-quality imitation copies of Fantianyin, we will also give you a Shushan warship The sent ship girl figured it out!"
After selling like this, this miraculous three-day tour group of the ancient battlefield of evil spirits outside the sky went back the same way, completely unaware of what I had just experienced, but when the evil spirit tour guide passed through the huge door, a little I looked at it suspiciously for a moment: "Hey, it seems that I didn't see this door when I brought a group last time. Could it be that it was newly developed by the Ancient Battlefield Tourism Bureau?"
"Let's go, let's go!" Before he had time to think about it, the evil tourist next to him grabbed him and dragged him out in a hurry, "Then what, you just said that the ship girl of the Shushan Ship School Figurine, ahem, ahem, I’m just curious, is there a real person who is as tall as you... Wait a minute, why are you looking at me like this, do I look like the kind of guy with strange hobbies?”
boom!
The next moment, the huge door that was finally opened was closed again with a bang!
In the blink of an eye, the originally raging black demonic energy frenzy suddenly disappeared without a trace.
A round of bright moon has hung in the sky at some point, and the warm moonlight is shining down, covering the smoky Kunlun Mountains, and bathing the dumbfounded people, and then...
Uh, like, embarrassing again?
(End of this chapter)
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