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Chapter 317 Epilogue: Five Years Later
As a bandit with ideals and a future, Ning Caichen has always felt that robbing is the right way to make a fortune!
So, even though he had dreamed of becoming a scholar, and even though it was already winter, he still rushed into this beautiful mountain with a group of vicious men, intending to turn it into his own cottage, and then Use this as a base to develop to the surrounding area, robbing the women of the people, kidnapping the young lady, and reaching the pinnacle of life from then on...

"But Boss, I heard that there are rumors of monsters haunting here?" Contrary to his bold words and ambitions, the bandit leaders who were standing next to him were a little trembling, and couldn't help but look at the smoky hot spring in the distance. , "Uh, I heard that few people who broke into this mountain can come out again, and some people said that they saw a talking pot in the mountain..."

"Nonsense! There is no talking pot in this world!" Ning Caichen expressed extreme dissatisfaction with his subordinates' timidity and fear of getting into trouble. Chaos God, I don't believe it, there are so many of us here, which monster would dare to treat us..."

Well, before I finished speaking, a strange roar suddenly came from the bushes in front!

"Monster!" Surprised, a group of bandits huddled together almost subconsciously, and even Ning Caichen, who claimed to be fearless, immediately hid behind his subordinates with a whoosh, "No, don't mess around, monster, monster What's so scary... eh?"

A few seconds later, when they saw the strange thing rushing out of the bushes, they were suddenly stunned and speechless.

In fact, it was not a monster with blue face and fangs, but a strange-looking mount with no legs but strange wheels, a single eye shining in front of it, and it would make a clicking sound from time to time...

But that's not the point, the point is that on this strange mount, there is actually a five-year-old girl carved in pink and jade, with baby fat pink cheeks, two wobbly ponytails, and she can't stop laughing. The big eyes were narrowed into a slit, and in front of the beautiful pale red dress, there was a hoop that looked like it was made of pure gold, which swayed gently with the roughness of the road.

"Jade pendant!" Out of professional instinct, Ning Caichen saw this valuable-looking pure gold ring at first sight, so after only a few seconds, he immediately drew out the demon knife with a murderous look, and used that very The familiar robbing gesture jumped out——

"Root! That chick! Hand over all the valuables!"

Obviously, seeing so many vicious guys coming out, the pink and tender girl was stunned immediately, she bit her finger and stayed there for a quarter of an hour before she finally blinked her big watery eyes, looking forward to it Licking her little lips——

"That, that, robbery...Is robbery delicious?"

Silence, weird silence, Ning Caichen stupidly held up the knife and maintained a vicious posture, the group of thieves behind were all stunned and opened their mouths speechlessly, suddenly felt... Uh, this silly little loli is Did you misunderstand something?
But at this time, the pretty little girl raised her little hand and asked earnestly, "Mmmmmm, are they better than the potato chips daddy gave you?"

"Uh..." Poor Ning Caichen was still in a daze, but after a few seconds, when he saw the pure gold circle, he suddenly became energetic and roared viciously, "Idiots, you idiots! , What are you still doing in a daze, give it all to me, and take this chick back!"

Oh oh oh, a large group of mountain thieves finally came to their senses, and rushed up murderously. The problem is that before they had time to reach out, the pretty little girl who was still seriously thinking about whether the robbery was good or not was finally a little dazed. She came to her senses, so after only biting her fingers for a few seconds, she directly——

"Wow!" Tears glistened in the big bright eyes, and the pretty little girl who was frightened burst into tears, "Little aunt, little aunt, come quickly, save the baby..."

"Shut up labor!" Ning Caichen was taken aback, but immediately rushed forward with a murderous look, "It's useless to scream, it's useless to break your throat, let alone a little aunt... Hey, why is it? Auntie?"

Well, before he figured out why it wasn't his parents but his little aunt, in the distant forest, suddenly there was a violent shaking of the grass and trees, as if some huge monster was rushing along the forest at high speed!

"No..." Ning Caichen was terrified, and his first reaction was to flee with the bandits, but before they had time to turn around——

boom!
Among the flying grass waves, six huge spiders of different colors soared into the sky, drawing perfect curves in the air, but swaying in the wind under the noon sun, they directly turned into six pretty girls with glamorous looks, all dressed in exactly the same way. , exactly the same appearance, exactly the same demeanor, only the spider silk skirts are in six colors of orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple...

"Demon...demon..." Ning Caichen and a group of bandits huddled together in horror, stuttering and unable to speak.

"Stop talking!" The purple skirt girl in the lead took out a bag of potato chips out of nowhere, and while chewing contentedly, she threatened murderously, "Who... Kacha... dare to bully our baby... Kacha ... Toll fees, hush fees, scare fees, mental damage fees, etc., all of them are paid... Hey, hey, bastard, we haven't finished talking yet!"

What a ghost!
A group of bandits were so surprised that their hair stood on end. Ning Caichen was the first to take the lead. Suddenly, he screamed strangely, turned around and ran away: "Help! Help! Monsters! There are monsters! Some monsters are eating people!"

"Huh? Aren't we eating potato chips?" The six pretty girls looked at each other in confusion.

Don't pay attention to these details, a large group of bandits have escaped hundreds of feet away at this time, Ning Caichen looked at the six spider girls who were slowly catching up, and couldn't help but burst into tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , It’s unreasonable, it’s unreasonable, labor and management just want to rob some food money, why did they bump into so many... eh?"

boom!
Before I could finish speaking, the golden light shone high in the sky, and I saw a thousand golden dragon boats whizzing towards them. The cute girls on them looked exactly the same, and they neatly urged the dragon boats to swoop down.

Immediately afterwards, there was another loud roar in the forest ahead, and then I saw a huge and strange mount that was two or three stories high, rushing out of the forest staggeringly, and a 180 meter came. In the blink of an eye, the smoke and dust boiled and stopped abruptly.

With a bang, as the belly of the huge mount suddenly opened, a round rice cooker roared out, followed by two weird-looking girls, one with a forehead inlaid with silver-white apple patterns, and the other with a serious face. Holding a large bronze shield: "I'll wipe it! Which bastard bullies our baby, stand up, and I promise not to steam him!"

Dumbfounded, Ning Caishen and a group of bandits are about to collapse. The problem is that before they can turn around and run away again, they see a loud roar in the mountain forest on the other side, and then a large group of murderous monsters and ghosts rush out—— —

The wild boar spirit who took the lead was holding a big ax with a fierce face, and the beautiful female ghosts behind were discussing some plot while whizzing and flying over, and the squinting Yujie in white skirt who kept making circles seemed to be unable to see the way clearly, so she bumped into Looking at the big tree next to him, there was also a beautiful woman in a palace costume holding a long dress with a happy face, and she smiled and said from a long distance: "Hey, is anyone here? Great, the business of Lanruo's shop is a bit sluggish recently. !"

Tears were streaming down my face, this time, Ning Caichen and a group of bandits really burst into tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, that we, where we ran into so many monsters when we went out to rob A monster with a lot of snake spirits?"

Facts have proved that their luck is really good!

The next moment, I saw spider threads whizzing past in mid-air, and a beautiful woman in a red dress who had no friends descended from the sky, with a frying pan in her left hand and rice with soy sauce in her right hand, after some thought, she drew two machetes from under her skirt: "Asshole! Who dares to bully my baby?"

Don't say anything, the pretty little girl who was still in tears just now rushed over with a whimper, grabbed the skirt corner of the beauty in the red dress and began to cry: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Grab my lollipop, grab a hundred of them!"

"I didn't..." Poor Ning Caichen desperately rolled his eyes, thinking to himself why should I grab lollipops, and return a hundred of them.

The problem is, it’s useless to explain. In an instant, a large group of monsters have already surrounded from all directions, murderous and vicious. There is also a bull monster who ran out of nowhere, panting and yelling while running: " Ahhh, wait a minute, wait a minute, Niang Niang said that she needs someone to act as a wild monster in LOL recently, so she said..."

Help!Help! Help!

A large group of bandits looked at the sky speechlessly with tears in their eyes. Ning Caichen, who had collapsed, leaned against a big tree, trembling and crying: "Help, help, who can tell me, what is this place?"

"Here?" A smiling voice suddenly came from behind.

Under the golden sun at noon, the black-haired man leisurely walked out of the pine forest. He opened his arms happily and watched the beautiful little girl rushing into his arms with cheers. A familiar octopus entwined her, and then ...

Then, facing the astonished eyes of Ning Caichen and the thieves, he touched his chin with a strange expression on his face, and, as usual, began to talk nonsense in a serious manner——

"Well, I want to say that my place is Dongming Mountain Pansi Cave and Lanruo Store Main Store and Shushan Jianpai Resort and Donghai Dragon Palace 3dmax Cinema and Xuanyuan Tomb Concert Ticket Reservation Department... Hmm, do you believe me?"

(End of this chapter)