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Chapter 36 My name is Guoguo

At the foot of the Black Mountain in the middle of the night, the broken shrubs swayed with the wind, and the fierce battlefield where the flying swords were supposed to flash wildly seemed to be suddenly pressed by the pause button...

Be it Xu Zhihu, who was about to catch a cold, or the dozens of yellow-robed Qi practitioners who were sneering ferociously, they all raised their heads in amazement, watching the one floating in the clouds and mist in mid-air, laughing triumphantly, and even claimed to be from the sky. Raider's... er, rice cooker?

That's right, that's a rice cooker, a genuine rice cooker!
The round body of the pot was shining with blue light, and it was floating in mid-air with a whistling noise. A suspicious pink apron was hung on the side of the pot. Strange laughter: "Oh hehehe, boss, I'm not late, if I hadn't just stolen... no, it took me a while to borrow my bellyband, I could have come earlier!"

This, this damn, what the hell is this damn?
Not to mention Xu Zhihu, those dozens of yellow-robed Qi practitioners have been completely petrified, and their faces are full of the shocked expression of "labor must be crazy": "You, you, are you... Is it... a demon, a demon, a demon..."

"You monster!" The rice cooker rolled his eyes angrily, and rolled in the air proudly, then cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, listen up, our ancestral home is Jingdong Mall , People in the Jianghu call it Guoguo, but it was forged by the boss of my family... er, a spiritual weapon!"

"Spirit? Spiritual weapon?" Dozens of yellow-robed qi practitioners looked at each other, regardless of Jingdong Mall, they still understand the word "spiritual weapon"——

It is said that after a few upgrades, ordinary magic tools occasionally have a rare phenomenon of spiritual intelligence being activated, and magic tools with spiritual wisdom have self-awareness and elementary wisdom, and are often called spiritual weapons.

But the problem is, but the problem is, who has seen such a weird spiritual weapon, not to mention its unheard-of shape, just this smug narcissistic character, and that pink apron fluttering in the wind... Damn, did this guy just rob a mortal apron shop?

"Wait a minute, I recognize you!" Xu Zhihu was stunned, and then suddenly realized, "You, you, you are the one I used to make alchemy..."

Yes, yes, it's me!

The rice cooker who calls himself Guoguo beamed, and immediately floated to his side happily, and reluctantly handed over the pink apron: "It's the first time we meet after enlightenment, boss, you need to take care of me, um Hmm, this vixen girl's apron is considered a meeting gift!"

"Stop making trouble, what do I need a bellyband for?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, but still found it incredible.

Nima, what's the situation, I just use the electric rice cooker to make alchemy, and by the way, I helped it upgrade twice. Wisdom has become a spiritual weapon, right?

God knows, anyway, at this time, Guoguo already had self-awareness, and he stood in front of him loyally: "Oh hehehehe, boss, don't worry, you don't have to be afraid of anything with me... Hey, you scumbags, are you going to come up and surrender, surrender, or surrender?"

"Vote? Surrender?" Dozens of yellow-robed qi trainers were speechless. The red-faced qi trainer in the lead finally came to his senses and raised his long sword almost subconsciously, "Bastard, what about the spirit weapon? Really thought we were going to... die!"

Insidious, insidious, it seemed that he was still talking, this guy suddenly shouted angrily, and shot out several talismans with a roar!

In an instant, several blazing fireballs swayed against the wind, whistling like lightning, and the scorching fire waves surged and boiled, and they were about to...

Damn, come on!
Before Xu Zhihu could react, the pot shook lightly, and triumphantly stepped forward, the silver-white pot lid suddenly opened, swallowing all the roaring fireballs!
How could it be possible, the red-faced Qi trainer was taken aback, and almost subconsciously raised his hand again, the dozens of yellow-robed monks next to him finally woke up like a dream, and immediately rushed to attack, dozens of fireballs were shot fiercely .

"I'm afraid of you, look at our family... devouring the world!" Guo Guo was completely fearless, opened the lid of the pot and flew in mid-air.

In a blink of an eye, it swallowed dozens of red flame fireballs like an interception in front of the net, and even hiccupped full of satisfaction, emitting a wisp of green smoke: "Hi, it's just a fireball, it's not enough. , is there a more powerful one, come again, come again!"

This, this, this is impossible!

The dozens of yellow-robed Qi trainers were all stunned, and the red-faced Qi trainer in the lead was dumbfounded. He couldn't help being shocked and angry, and immediately blushed and shouted angrily, directly urging the flying sword to shoot fiercely. !

Amidst the whistling sound, dozens of flying swords were like a storm, reflecting the whole forest like a scorching sun, and saw the silver light shining past, and the sword energy roared in all directions, smashing the surrounding mountains, rocks and trees to pieces!
"Hey hey hey, you bastards, are you serious?" Guoguo finally couldn't resist the sword aura all over the sky, angrily dodging and swallowing fiercely while dodging.

But even so, there were still several sharp sword qi roaring towards it, slashing heavily on its pot, causing the green light to shine and sparks to fly everywhere!

"Your sister, do you know how expensive it is to repair a rice cooker?" After being hacked around, Guoguo was completely angry, "Stop it, give it to me... bastard, labor and management said stop, you still chop it up, Believe it or not..."

With a clang, another sword slashed viciously!

In a hurry, the pot flipped over on the spot, avoiding the fierce sword energy in a very dangerous way, but the apron hanging on the edge of the pot was not so lucky, it was directly split by the volley, and fell down with the wind...

"No, my bellyband, I collected it with great difficulty!" I had never been so angry before being chased and hacked, Guoguo suddenly let out a strange cry of grief and anger, and rushed up to meet the sword energy, "You Uncle, if you want to chop, chop me, don't touch my... eh?"

Before he finished speaking, another sharp sword qi shot out, unexpectedly it was so accurate, it just hit the pink bellyband, and tore it into shreds!

Click!

As if being hit by a thunderbolt, the heartbroken Guoguo stood still, the chubby body trembling violently, as if seeing his first love die in his arms...

silence!An eerie silence!

Dozens of yellow-robed qi practitioners looked at each other, and suddenly had a very bad feeling: "Uh, why do we think that guy seems to be..."

"No, unforgivable! Unforgivable!" In an instant, the trembling Guoguo suddenly turned around, and endless black mist burst out!
In the turbulent and tumbling waves of black mist, its body continued to soar, and it rose into the sky like a demon god descending, and it was transformed into a huge and terrifying shadow in an instant——

"Bastard, it's fine to kill me, it's fine to hunt down my boss, you bastards who killed thousands of knives, dare to hurt my most beloved souvenir, all... give me all... go to hell!"

boom!
In an instant, with the sudden opening of the lid of the pot, countless fireballs and sword energy that had just been swallowed, like a raging tide, engulfed hundreds of feet in an instant!
"What?" Dozens of yellow-robed qi trainers exclaimed in unison, and before they even had time to dodge, they were engulfed by the fireball sword qi that exploded like a mountain torrent.

to die!to die!Try how powerful I am in devouring the world and moving the stars!
Boom boom boom, boom boom boom, amidst the angry roar of the pot, countless fireballs and sword qi roared and attacked, as if someone bombarded a small hillside with hundreds of anti-aircraft guns, and they bombarded for half an hour without asking for money!

When the permeating smoke and dust gradually dissipated, the entire open space had been blasted to pieces, with cracks like spider webs everywhere.

Dozens of yellow-robed Qi practitioners have collapsed to the ground in a collective coma. Their bodies are scorched black and their limbs are twitching. Tears are still dripping from the corners of their eyes. It is estimated that they will squat down immediately to calculate the size of the psychological shadow when they see something like a pot in their life. ...

Khan, Xu Zhihu hasn't moved since just now, at this moment he finally couldn't bear to look directly at him and touched his chin: "Uh, it seems, it seems that there is nothing wrong with me?"

In fact, there is still something about him!
At least at this time, Guoguo, who had been restored to its original shape, was still squatting there, holding a pile of pink cloth pieces, crying uncontrollably: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. After squatting in front of her house for three days and three nights, I finally managed to... ah ah, what is love in the world..."

Those who heard it were sad and those who heard it were crying. Xu Zhihu couldn't stand listening to it, and couldn't help but pat it to express comfort: "Then what, mourning and changing, as the saying goes, if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come." Well."

That's right, Guoguo, who was heartbroken just now, suddenly lit up: "That's right, that's right, you're right, boss, I remember there are many beautiful female fairies in Dongming Mountain, such as that pig My flower demon girl... oh hehehe, it's such a happy decision, after returning to the mountain this time..."

If you think about it carefully, it shouldn't be a crime to use a rice cooker, right?
Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky with a strange expression on his face, and finally forcibly suppressed the urge to shoot this guy flying, anyway, at least...

boom!
As soon as he thought of this, he saw smoke and dust boiling in the distance, and a huge figure soared into the air, like a terrifying meteorite falling from the sky, and fell heavily in front of the bushes, so that the whole ground shook violently!

"So, let that bearded man run away?" In the smoke and dust, the ferocious rock monster sneered ferociously.

Under the dim moonlight, his burly body was like a mountain, overlooking Xu Zhihu condescendingly, as if he was looking down at a stupid ant: "But at least it's not nothing, tsk tsk tsk, poor guy, are you planning to realize yourself?" Are you kneeling down and surrendering, or are you going to let me smash you into a meat paste?"

"Can I ask the audience outside the venue for help, or remove a wrong answer?" Xu Zhihu looked at him solemnly, and gently stretched out his hand, "Guokuo, pass the kitchen knife to... er, I'm talking about the kitchen knife! "

Thanks to his reminder, Guoguo quickly swallowed the shampoo back into his stomach, then opened the lid of the pot and sprayed it——

Amidst the whistling sound, five kitchen knives flew out in unison, hovering beside Xu Zhihu like a bird!
The next moment, a clear and long cry was heard, and five cyan saber aura shot up into the sky, swaying in the wind in the void, and immediately turned into a huge saber shadow that seemed substantial!
Immediately afterwards, a blue light flashed suddenly, and the huge knife shadow turned around slowly, grinding it seemingly inadvertently, so that the dark clouds in the sky suddenly shattered, and the big characters clearly appeared——

"I'm sorry, Zhihu, you are a good person..."

(End of this chapter)