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Chapter 43

Never mind how a house fits into a rice cooker!

At least, after this spectacular scene, the originally chaotic battlefield finally came to an end. The Montenegrin old demon was obviously shocked by what this chubby spirit weapon was, so much so that he didn't even let go of the cruel words "I'll be back" , disappeared without a sound...

"Oh hehehehe, are you scared?" Guoguo triumphantly rolled down from the air, and the first thing he did was to jump into the sundries on the floor and pick them up quickly after rolling all over the floor: "My mine, all of them It’s mine, woo woo woo, this Xiuxiu can still be used, after washing it...huh?”

Suddenly felt a murderous intent approaching, it shivered involuntarily, but just as it turned its head, it found——

"I mean, rouge and gouache are always used up very quickly recently!" Sister Chi approached slowly murderously, her sharp machete gleaming under the scorching sun.

"Oh hehehe, no wonder I didn't sleep well last night!" Mu Liu narrowed her phoenix eyes with a smile, and a dark air spread from behind her.

Tears were streaming down my face, at this moment, the poor Guoguo was in tears, and my first reaction was to run away: "Wait, wait, you misunderstood, in fact, I picked it up, as for why I am in your room I picked it up... Uh, I want to say that I am a road idiot, do you believe me?"

No wonder, after a few seconds, this guy was almost dismantled into a frying pan!

Xu Zhihu really couldn't bear to stand by, so he just covered his eyes and patted Zhu Ganglie's shoulder by the way: "Then what, old pig, your special washboard, ahem, you need me Can I lend you a pair of knee pads?"

Damn it, Zhu Ganglie's entire face turned red immediately, and he managed to hold back a sentence: "You, you don't care about me, I'm willing to kneel on the washboard to exercise... Uh, then again, we just What are you going to do?"

I fork!If he didn't say it, everyone really forgot about it!

"Ah, reincarnation, reincarnation!" Mu Liu, who was beating pots and pans, hurried over, grabbed Xiao Lan who hadn't recovered yet, and pushed into the gate of the underworld, sweating profusely.

Khan, Xu Zhihu was speechless watching from the side, wondering if this is the rhythm of the train being late?

But at this time, the opening time of the gate of the dead has indeed come, the gate of bones is shining slightly, and the surrounding green phosphorous fire is becoming increasingly dimmer. Perhaps in just a few tens of seconds, it will completely disappear in the courtyard .

"Hurry up, hurry up." Mu Liu pushed Xiaolan directly in front of the Nether Gate, and gave her a very warm hug, "Okay, take a deep breath, think about it, have you forgotten anything, or Is there anything else to explain?"

"I..." Xiaolan looked at her with tears in her eyes, and then at the sisters waving goodbye behind her, she couldn't help biting her cherry lips tightly, "Eldest sister, I, I actually have something in my heart for a long time , really, can you really say that?"

"Tell me, it's okay." Mu Liu looked straight into her eyes, and suddenly felt a little sour at the corners of her eyes.

"Well, then I'll tell you." Xiaolan wiped her eyes and took a deep breath again, "Elder Sister, actually I've been wanting to tell you—then what, if you don't hurry up and marry yourself, I really can't get married..."

"Huh?" Mu Liu was dumbfounded.

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but spit.

"Oh hehehehe!" Sister Chi was elated when she heard it, and she was talking nonsense.

"Who, who can't get married?" Mu Liu's face turned red when he reacted, and the top of his head was full of steam, "The Lun family, the Lun family is only over 1000 years old this year, and they are still very young, okay... Besides, let's talk about it, getting married depends on fate..."

She couldn't go on, she felt a little guilty.

Xiaolan looked at her sympathetically, couldn't help but came up to give her a hug, and said earnestly: "Sister, 1000 years old is really not young, a vixen who is [-] years old can even make soy sauce for children , what fate is not fate, hurry up and find someone who has a house, a car and money... Well, for example, Brother Xu is very suitable!"

Very good and powerful, in an instant, all the female ghost girls present all turned their heads and looked at Xu Zhihu with the same eyes that they looked at a rich man.

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu looked at himself in surprise, "Me?"

Looking at the side again, Sister Chi, who was gloating just now, suddenly had a dull expression on her face: "Wait, wait a minute, why... don't, don't dream, my family will never marry a random woman and go home Woolen cloth!"

"Bastard, who are you calling a random woman?" Mu Liu was furious immediately, and rushed forward with a murderous look, and the two beauties started playing the game of killing you with their eyes again.

Just ignore it, just ignore it, Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, and simply waved at Xiaolan: "Okay, okay, Xiaolan, you should hurry up and reincarnate, um, if you are destined, wait for me After I become a middle-aged uncle, I will find you to see the goldfish."

In fact, in just this moment, the Nether Gate was already so weak that it would disappear at any moment.

Standing in front of the gate of the underworld that was about to disappear, Xiaolan took a deep breath, but couldn't help turning her head silently, looking at the sisters behind her.

"Come on, Miss Xiaolan!" A large group of female ghost girls waved their hands in unison, trying their best to show bright smiles.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of
"Don't worry, my sister will look for you." Mu Liu, who was looking at Sister Chi, raised her head and smiled brightly, "Although, at that time, you may have already forgotten me..."

is it?Is that right?Will you forget everything?

Xiaolan didn't say anything, but looked up at the sky thoughtfully, as if, um, it seemed, it was many years ago, so long that I almost forgot what season it was, but I still clearly remembered what my sister said——

"Huh? Are you a female ghost who just died? Why didn't the ghost messenger take you to the underworld?"

"…………"

"Forget it, come with me, anyway, I have taken in a lot of guys there, and you are not missing!"

"…………"

"Don't worry, don't worry, after I earn enough spirit stones, I will send you to reincarnation, oh hehehe, do you like to be a princess, or the daughter of the head of the Huashan School? By the way, I heard that the head of the Huashan sect The door seems to be a very nice person, what is his name like Yue..."

boom!
As if it had finally reached the extreme, the gate of the underworld suddenly collapsed at this moment, Xiaolan woke up from the memory, wiped the tears that flowed from the corners of her eyes at an unknown time, suddenly bit her cherry lips hard, and suddenly threw herself at the gate of the underworld that had dissipated. .

In an instant, the entire Nether Gate cracked and turned into dense phosphorous fires. When the breeze blew, hundreds of miserable green phosphorous fires drifted away with the wind.

The female ghost girls finally couldn't control it anymore, they covered their mouths and hugged and sobbed, but Mu Liu was still trembling strongly, and opened his eyes hard, looking at the gradually dissipating phosphorescent light——

Don't blink, absolutely don't blink, the Lun family won't shed tears. As a monster who has practiced for more than 1000 years, how could it be possible to shed tears over such a trivial matter? Out of the gate of hell... eh?

Well, at this moment, in the phosphorous fire that was about to dissipate, a slender figure really rushed out tremblingly, crashing headlong into Mu Liu's warm embrace, and hugged her waist tightly, not loose even if killed Kai: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohood..."

"Idiot, you idiot!" Mu Liu couldn't hold back the tears at last, and squeezed Xiaolan's cheeks, "Do you know how many spirit stones the Lun family spent to reincarnate you, bastard, don't you understand? Well, if you stay in the sun, your yin energy will dissipate completely one day, and then you will really..."

"I don't care, I don't care!" Xiaolan didn't let go even if she was beaten to death, her whole body was wrapped around her body like an octopus, "Wuuuuuu, sister, I don't want to be reincarnated and forget about you, I want to follow you, Follow you forever, even if you really die, even if you become a ghost..."

"Huh? Aren't you a ghost now?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help raising his hand weakly.

"I want you to take care of it!" Mu Liu and Xiao Lan, who were hugging and crying, suddenly turned their heads to look at each other with a murderous look.

"Well, when I didn't say anything..." Xu Zhihu touched his chin innocently.

However, because of his "unintentional" destruction, the original sad atmosphere has faded a lot.

So much so that the female ghost girls who were crying pear blossoms and rain, wiped away their tears at this time and smiled, and chirped: "Big sister is big, big sister is big, let Xiaolan stay here, the big deal we will do later Build a stable Nether Gate, and draw some Yin Qi from the underworld every month, so that Sister Xiaolan and us will not dissipate."

"It's simple, do you know how much it costs?" Mu Liu rolled his eyes angrily, "Just to buy a place for reincarnation, Judge Wang dares to accept five thousand spirit stones from us. If he helps build a stable The gate of the underworld, maybe selling us is not enough!"

This is true, the female ghost girls looked at each other, but couldn't help being depressed, money, money, in the end it's money, as long as we have money, we can do anything, but the problem is that we really don't have money, even if we have After leaving this five yuan store, at most it is...

"Hey! Bring it!" Amidst the melancholy, Sister Chi, who had been watching the fun just now, suddenly reached out her hand very rudely.

"Uh, what are you taking?" Mu Liu looked up in surprise.

"Nonsense, of course it's a contract!" Sister Chi snorted angrily, and pulled Xu Zhihu over again, "I just thought about it, it seems that Zhihu is also leading us to make a fortune in Dongmingshan recently, just so The location of your Lanruo Temple is good... Well, if the conditions are right, we can consider staying temporarily and cooperate with your Lanruo Temple."

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu looked at her speechlessly, "Wait a minute, Chichi, you just said..."

"You don't care about me, I'm a woman, I'm so fickle!" Sister Chi proudly raised her swan jade neck, and then looked at Mu Liu who was still in a daze, "Have you seen enough? I'll count to three , do you want to cooperate..."

"Yes! Of course!" Mu Liu didn't even have time to wipe away her tears, she immediately jumped up with a smile.

Only a moment later, the two beauties held hands very closely, and left leisurely like best friends for many years, discussing the detailed terms of cooperation by the way...

Wait a minute, what the hell is going on here?
Be it Zhu Ganglie and the others next to him, or Xiaolan and the others, they all stared straight at each other, and couldn't help turning their heads to look at Xu Zhihu: "Uh, Lao Xu, that means, the next few days we Are you going to live here for a month?"

You ask me, who am I asking, Xu Zhihu touched his chin with a strange face, okay, I'm not sure if we are going to stay in Lanruo Temple, but what I can be sure of now is that the two people over there My girlfriends are about to fight again...

Really, sure enough, a few seconds later, in the evening wind in the distance, there was a lively quarrel between two beauties, as expected of good girlfriends who fell in love with each other——

"What? Three to seven points? Why don't you grab it, so many of us stay here to help!"

"You don't have to stay, just let Zhihu stay!"

"Dream, my family Zhihu is so smart, you are willing to pay [-], at least [-]!"

"Okay, okay, then four or six, I'll give you a beautiful female ghost..."

"Damn it, don't mention this again, are you bullying us that there are no beautiful girls in Dongming Mountain?"

"Oh hehehe, what's wrong with just bullying you, if you have the ability, you can do it yourself and give yourself to Zhihu!"

"Who, who, who wants to give himself to him..."

"Really? That's great, then I won't be polite!"

(End of this chapter)