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Chapter 48 It's You Again

Heishanfang City in March should have been the best time of the year for business. There was an endless stream of Qi refiners coming from afar, spending a lot of spirit stones to take away all kinds of magic weapons, and even a few restaurants were able to sell them. Sell ​​a few more plates of green island prawns...

But this year, not to mention the green island prawns, even the common magical artifacts in Fangshi could not be sold. For more than half a month, the transaction volume of magical artifacts was less than half of previous years. Discounts and promotions didn't help.

Some people are happy and some are sad. Contrary to the sluggish business in Heishanfang City, the recent business of Lanruo Temple at the foot of the mountain is too busy. Diners coming and going almost squeezed the gate of Lanruo Temple. Everyone just entered the door They all took out the Lingshi bag, and slapped it on the table boldly——

"Shopkeeper, bring me a plate of Zhenmota fried cucumber sticks, put more peppers, no coriander!"

"Then what, Muliu, we are old acquaintances. I have a magic whip here... Uh, imitation, imitation... I want to ask, how do you say it is better to burn it? Can it be steamed? ?”

"Huh? Apart from magical artifacts, can amulets be used for cooking? I still have a few Taiyi and Five Thunder Talismans here... Well, the taste may not be very good. Stop making trouble. It seems that one of your dishes tastes good. Same, nothing, I even brought stomach medicine!"

That's right, it was such a strange conversation. Anyway, from March to April, the sound of cooking at Lanruo Temple never stopped, especially at night, when a large group of guests sat at seven or eight tables at the entrance of Lanruo Temple, bitterly The scene of gnashing your teeth and gnashing your face to eat raw vegetables is simply awe-inspiring...

Get rich, get rich, Sister Chi leads the group of demons from Dongming Mountain, and Mu Liu leads a group of beautiful female ghosts, busy in Lanruo Temple every day, not only to greet those famous diners, but also to pass by Selling all kinds of fairy goods and special products, I am so tired that I have backaches and lack of sleep.

But who cares, as long as you look at the income on the account book every night before going to bed, this group of guys who have made money and smile will immediately be full of energy, and immediately decide to open another breakfast stall tomorrow... Mmm, I will make Zijinling boiled white porridge All right!
Khan, we open the store every day until twelve o'clock in the evening, will we really not be complained about the noise and the fumes?
Xu Zhihu cooperated with the work very much at the beginning. After cooking for three days, his wrist almost broke. The pot comes with a five-handled kitchen knife!
Okay, okay, Mu Liu nodded desperately with a smile on his face, and immediately used two aprons as rewards to trick Guoguo into the small black room to study new dishes. As a result, a few days later, Lanruo Temple launched a series of dishes. Among the new dishes, the most admirable and expensive one is the one that has been simmered for twelve hours——

"Shanhe Sheji Map (pseudo) Stewed Buddha Jumps Over the Wall!"

Damn it, did you ask Empress Nuwa for her opinion when you did this?
When Xu Zhihu heard the name of this shocking dish at night, he weathered and petrified for 5 minutes, until he saw that Mu Liu actually planned to invite him to try this dish, then he sneezed and immediately ran away in horror.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous." Thinking back to the dish just now, he fled to the pine forest outside Lanruo Temple in one breath, and then wiped off his cold sweat with a long sigh of relief, "Your sister, I always thought Chichi made it The food is already unpalatable, I didn't expect...huh?"

Well, as soon as we talked about Sister Chi, Sister Chi appeared!
Under the bright moonlight, in the pine forest not far ahead, the beauty of Dongming Mountain was sitting cross-legged on a big blue stone with bare feet, opening her small cherry mouth to gently exhale the spiritual energy, which emanated from the Niwan Palace. The looming clouds and mist come...

The dim moonlight in the middle of the night, falling sparsely from the shade of the trees, reflected on her soft and beautiful side face. The fiery red spider silk brocade clothes were tightly attached to the soft and delicate body, but she posed in a strange but beautiful posture, soft and tender. Her waist was bent back nearly ninety degrees, and her slender hands were like a golden snake wrapped around silk, gently grasping her slender white jade feet, so effortlessly...

"Sweat, are you practicing yoga?" Xu Zhihu watched in awe, thinking that the softness of the waist and the flexibility of the body will definitely unlock many new postures, enough to make those yoga instructors ashamed... ...I wipe!
Before I finished speaking, Sister Chi, who was holding strange knowledge on the bluestone, suddenly fell down with a bang!
Khan, Xu Zhihu hurried up to help her: "Are you all right, are you all right?"

"Ahhh, I seem to be entangled!" Sister Chi lay pitifully on the bluestone, her waist was directly bent into a circular arc, and her slender hands and feet were still entangled in a strange way. A knotted octopus...

"Idiot, lie down and don't move!" Xu Zhihu was really speechless to this silly girl, "I'll help you untie it, hell, why challenge such a difficult movement?
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much!" Sister Chi gasped in pain, but pouted her mouth in depression, "Damn it, the Lun family didn't want to lose weight... no, it was for cultivation. Breakthrough, just take the time to practice."

"Uh, I can understand cultivation, but why do you twist yourself like this?" Xu Zhihu couldn't understand at all, where did this strange cultivation secret technique come from?

"I picked it up!" Sister Chi replied confidently, "I think back then, when I picked up Zizi and the others in Pansi Cave, there was a jade slip next to it, which said... Hey, hey, What kind of expression is that on your face, I can practice to the middle level of Renyuan, which means that this secret technique is no problem, right?"

"Yes, yes, as long as you are happy." Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately, "Then again, I guess it should be left by Zizi and the others' biological parents...Wait a minute, how did you put it on?" You can't untie it if you're entangled by yourself, okay?"

I really can't untie it, and I don't know how Chichi twisted herself like this, and her slender hands and jade feet are all entangled together. If it were an ordinary human being, she would have broken her bones and bones, that is, sister Chi is a spider spirit. , and practiced this weird secret technique again, so that he can be safe and chat in the mood...

Damn it, I didn't untie it for a long time, Xu Zhihu was so busy that he was sweating profusely: "To be honest, I haven't seen how hardworking you are usually, why did you suddenly practice so hard this month, ahhh, I said Don't move, you're getting entangled again!"

"Is it okay, is it okay?" Sister Chi was also blushing with anxiety, and blurted out in a hurry, "Damn it, you think I want to work hard, why didn't Huahua tell me that if I don't cultivate to Renyuan Peak, that man of yours will be snatched by Mu Liu..."

"Huh?" Xu Zhihu looked up in surprise.

"Uh..." Sister Chi suddenly opened her eyes wide, and when she realized that she seemed to have slipped her mouth, she suddenly blushed, "No, no, I mean, I mean, I mean... ah! "

boom!
No one expected that the weird and distorted delicate body suddenly recovered without warning at this moment. Sister Chi was taken aback, and before she had time to utter an exclamation, she slammed into Xu Zhihu's arms, and instead He fell to the ground.

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu sprayed water all over his mouth when he was hit, but when he recovered from the pain, he found that the atmosphere seemed a little weird, uh, or rather, a little ambiguous——

Under the golden sunlight in the forest, Sister Chi was leaning softly and weakly on her chest, her pretty face was blushing, her eyes were tightly closed, but her slender eyelashes seemed to be surprised, trembling slightly...

Uh, sister, your expression is going to kill someone!
Seeing her showing such a rare childlike attitude, Xu Zhihu suddenly felt that his mind was confused, but he didn't know why, and suddenly had a bold idea: "Well... If, if, if I kiss her now If you don't...will you, uh, be beaten to death..."

As if aware of his strange thoughts, Sister Chi's face was blushing so hot that she was about to have a fever, but she refused to open her eyes anyway, her heart fluttered like numbness and her breath became short of breath: "Oh... kiss, kiss me, It's okay to kiss... Also, you can't get pregnant, and you don't have to marry..."

boom!
At this moment, only a roar was heard in front of Lanruo Temple in the distance, and a century-old pine tree suddenly broke in the middle!
What?Startled, the two who were getting closer and closer were like frightened little rabbits, and hurriedly opened the distance in a panic.

When they looked back at Lanruo Temple, they saw dozens of shining sword lights swooping down in the clouds above Lanruo Temple, making a deafening roar!
"Well, I hate Feijian..." Xu Zhihu sighed regretfully, and could only run back quickly.

"I'll take you away!" Sister Chi followed closely, wrapping her arms around his waist lightly, flicking the silver-white spider's thread vigorously, and immediately whizzed and floated like clouds and fog.

The breeze in the forest was blowing, she turned her head secretly, looked at Xu Zhihu beside her, and suddenly felt lost in her heart, and all her disappointment suddenly turned into anger: "Damn it, that bastard Montenegro, is there ever an end to it? They came here to make trouble in a few days, this time the Lun family must...Huh?"

Before the words fell, when they rushed out of the pine forest, the two of them were suddenly taken aback——

Lanruo Temple under the night was caught in a melee. Dozens of qi refiners charged into Lanruo Temple murderously with shining flying swords. Innocent ghosts have sacrificed their lives for you, preventing them from re-entering the six realms of reincarnation, and today I will do justice for the heavens and kill you, a vicious demon!"

"Threatening your head!" Mu Liu yelled angrily, and also transformed into a towering ancient tree Yuanshen, waving hundreds of vines and sweeping fiercely, Xiaolan and the others all transformed into ferocious pale female ghosts, The canopy kept roaring and rushing out, trying to cut the enemy's body with sharp claws.

Damn it, why are there so many people coming to kill demons and demons all of a sudden?
Xu Zhihu and Sister Chi looked at each other, and rushed into Lanruo Temple to rescue them, but just after they broke into the gate, they saw a sword light roaring past.

Not far ahead, a green wood broadsword whizzed and clashed. The bearded qi cultivator on the broadsword was full of righteousness. Countless purple lightning and silver snakes whizzed and splashed in all directions, causing the corners of the eaves of Lanruo Temple to tremble slightly...

"Uh..." Xu Zhihu opened his eyes speechlessly, looking at the guy who was so familiar.

"Who is it?" Sensing that someone was coming, the bearded Qi Refiner withdrew the Five Thunder Sword, suddenly turned his head with his beard and hair, and then...

Whether it is a fateful encounter or a trick of fate, these are not important!

The important thing is that at this moment, after seeing Xu Zhihu clearly, or more precisely, after seeing the red sister next to Xu Zhihu clearly, the bearded Qi refiner was suddenly dumbfounded and completely petrified in an instant ...

"Huh?" In the eerie silence, Sister Chi was dumbfounded at first, but then suddenly blushed and furious, and directly pulled out the two machetes under the hem of her skirt——

"Bastard, it's you with a beard again... Yan Lanxia, ​​die, this time, the Lun family will avenge Zhihu with their own hands!"

(End of this chapter)