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Chapter 50 Are You a Relative Sent by Monkey
At Lanruo Temple in the middle of the night, under the witness of hundreds of pairs of gazes, Jinguan Zhenren fully proved the existence of gravity with his own practical actions!

After being punched into the air more than ten meters high, and then screaming and screaming, the poor Golden Crown Daoist crashed into the corridor room, bringing with him a boiling mist of smoke and dust, and then disappeared without a sound...

Uh, happened, what happened?

At this moment, the audience was completely silent, everyone opened their mouths wide open in astonishment, but suddenly turned their heads and looked towards the center of the courtyard.

In their line of sight, Yan Chixia was still standing there with a sluggish face, maintaining a fist-swinging posture of Lushan Shenglongba, which contrasted brilliantly with the twitching legs of Jinguan Daoist in the distance...

It's unbelievable, the two disciples of Jinguan Zhenren just caught up at this time, they were shocked and angry when they saw this scene, they immediately drew out their long swords and rushed forward: "Bastard, bastard, Yan, you bastard, how dare you sneak attack?" my home……"

Roar!Before she could finish speaking, Yan Chixia's beard and hair suddenly stretched out, and she raised her head to the sky and roared!
In an instant, the cyan air wave that burst out from his body, like a surging tide, engulfed a radius of hundreds of feet in an instant...

In this cyan air wave, I saw Yan Chixia's eyes were red, her face was twisted and she suddenly tore open her skirt. With the sound of the skirt being torn, his body continued to skyrocket, twist and deform, and stretch upwards, and finally became...become...

Yes, in the blink of an eye, he turned into a giant ape, a blue violent giant ape more than ten feet tall!

This gigantic ape is as big and tall as a hill, with red eyes like red copper bells, and huge mouth with fangs as thick as sawtooth. It was breathing white gas viciously on the spot. It even hugged an ancient tree by its waist, and suddenly threw it The entire tree trunk was pulled out, so that the soil was surging like a frenzy.

silence!At this moment, the entire Lanruo Temple fell into a strange silence!
The two sides who were fighting were dumbfounded, and they all turned their heads in disbelief: "See, hell, this guy is obviously a human race, how could he suddenly become...

"Mountain-Shaking Great Ape Art!" Mu Liu is worthy of being a thousand-year-old tree demon, and suddenly remembered in shock, "Ah, which bastard is so wicked that he let people practice this ancient monster clan's secret technique, no wonder, no wonder this bearded man The cultivation base is extremely unstable, it turns out to be..."

Never mind the reason!At this moment, the cyan berserk giant ape roared to the sky, and pounced viciously, a terrifying tree trunk weighing thousands of catties swept across, bringing violent and fierce winds, blasting at the group of Qi refiners who had no time to shine middle.

With a bang, five or six qi refiners flew out with all their bones broken, and the qi refiners behind were frightened and frightened. They were about to flee with their flying swords in panic, but the problem was that before they had time to take off, the huge ape palm had already Like a mountain pressing down on the top, stepping down with a vicious roar...

flash!
It only took a third of a second for Sister Chi and Mu Liu to make a clear decision. A large group of monsters and female ghost girls followed behind and fled. Zhu Ganglie looked back while fleeing, and kept wiping Cold sweat: "Your uncle! If you want to do this, just watch that guy demolish Lanruo Temple?"

Good question, Xu Zhihu whizzed by driving an electric car: "According to my experience, at this time, we need to find its tail and cut off its tail, so that it can turn back into Wukong... no, it will become an old man. Swallow!"

Your tail is big, in a blink of an eye, after overthrowing a group of Qi refiners, the cyan violent giant ape has roared and roared fiercely to catch up. Boom, boom, boom, the whole Lanruo Temple is shaking violently, and the houses along the way are not at all. It couldn't stop it, and it was directly torn apart in front of its berserk charge.

"Be careful!" Xu Zhihu grabbed Mu Liu's waist and made a very thrilling drift turn.

Almost at the same time, I saw the huge tree trunk smashing down, directly blasting the place where Muliu had just stood, into a huge pit with no bottom.

"It's so dangerous..." Xu Zhihu couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat, and looked at the blue rampaging giant ape that was still roaring and sweeping behind him, "Damn it, is there any way to make Lao Yan stop?"

"No, there's no way!" Mu Liu turned his head speechlessly, "That guy has lost his mind, and he can regain his human form and wake up only when his aura is exhausted, but the problem now is... hide!"

Thanks to the reminder, all the monsters jumped neatly and avoided the bombardment again in a very thrilling manner. Sister Chi, who rolled and jumped up, was dumbfounded: "Don't, don't be joking, look at that guy, it will take at least half an hour to consume it!" Complete aura!"

That's the problem, and Mu Liu is helpless: "Ah, we have to find a way to divert this guy's attention first, who knows what that guy likes most?"

"Banana?" Zhu Ganglie raised his hoof in doubt, and then everyone rolled his eyes.

"Wait..." In the chaos, Xu Zhihu suddenly touched his chin with a strange face, "Then what, when it comes to diverting attention, I suddenly thought of... Chi Chi!"

"Ah?" Sister Chi turned her head in a daze, "Uh, you mean...huh?"

Before she finished speaking, all of a sudden, Sister Chi was dumbfounded, her eyes widened in disbelief!

Yes, at this moment, before she had time to speak, Xu Zhihu had already put his arms around her waist, and kissed her unceremoniously——

Nourish!What a sweet kiss, so romantic and intoxicating!

At this moment, the audience fell silent, Mu Liu opened his eyes wide open, the female ghost girls folded their palms longingly, Zhu Ganglie and the others were dumbfounded at first, then suddenly jumped with grief and indignation: "Bastard, bastard, old Xu you!" You bastard, how dare you..."

"You think I want to?" Xu Zhihu kissed affectionately, and finally raised her head out of breath.

"Uh..." His face was flushed from being kissed, and Sister Chi was still there dizzy, her eyes were straight, hey, just now, just now, what happened just now, seems to know him, he, he kissed... …

"That's right, I kissed you!" Xu Zhihu replied solemnly, but suddenly turned his head and shouted, "Hey, Lao Yan, I just kissed Chi Chi, and it was a French-style tongue kiss!"

In an instant, the cyan giant ape who was chasing and killing a few lone monsters suddenly turned his head with a murderous look!

The blood-red eyes, with a bit of confusion and confusion, looked at Xu Zhihu who was still waving in greeting from a distance, but the next moment, when it clearly saw Xu Zhihu still hanging on Chi Jieer's slender waist, When she held her hand, and then saw Sister Chi's blushing, shy and weak face, suddenly...

Roar!A deafening roar erupted, this guy suddenly beat his chest hard, and jumped up hysterically!

With a bang, with extremely terrifying explosive power, the huge giant ape's body was like a mountain pressing down on the top, and it fell heavily in front of the gate of Lanruo Temple, directly causing the hard ground to be torn apart, and the smoke and dust filled the air like a hurricane.

"Flash!" Xu Zhihu pushed Sister Chi, who was still dizzy, away, then stepped on the accelerator hard, and sped away at lightning speed.

"Roar!" The furious blue giant ape was unwilling to give up, just roaring and crazily chasing after him, before he even got close, he lifted a boulder by the side of the road, and threw it viciously!
Come on!Xu Zhihu was taken aback, and quickly slapped on the dashboard.

In an instant, with the flashing blue light, the electric vehicle quickly reorganized into a Dodge Tomahawk, and then the two jet pipes clicked out, suddenly emitting light blue flames!
Under the huge propulsion, the Dodge Tomahawk turned into a silver-white phantom, passing hundreds of feet in an instant, pulling away all the rocks and giant apes roaring from behind.

But the strange thing is that, although he was able to escape smoothly, the Dodge Tomahawk suddenly came in a hurry. Xu Zhihu turned to look at Lanruo Temple, and waved to the giant ape in a good mood: "You chase me!" , if you catch up with me, I'll let you... sorry, I won't have sex with you!"

Roar!The giant ape who had planned to kill back to Lanruo Temple was furious because of this sentence, and immediately chased after him regardless.

Under the dim moonlight in the middle of the night, a person, a car, and an ape ran away roaring like this, and gradually disappeared into the distant wilderness. The cold evening wind whizzed past, and only the violent roar was still coming, and Xu Zhihu's looming voice——

"Ahem, I'll find a way to take Lao Yan away first. By the way...Chi Chi, I didn't mean it. You are so beautiful, gentle, smart and generous, so I can understand it, right?"

Khan, the female ghost girls of Lanruo Temple and the demons of Dongming Mountain looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

But in this weird silence, Sister Chi, who had been dizzy from just now, suddenly blushed, biting her silver teeth and chasing after him in shame and anger: "Reason? Understand? Damn it, Zhihu, you bastard, you didn't even ask, just... eh?"

Before the words were finished, Xu Zhihu, who had just disappeared on the horizon, rushed back with a Dodge Tomahawk roaring!

"Huh?" Sister Chi's eyes widened in surprise, Mu Liu and the others who were catching up behind were also stunned and speechless, no way, could it be that Yan Chixia's stamina is so poor that she can't do it in a few minutes?

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I went in the wrong direction!" Xu Zhihu waved his hands solemnly, whizzed past them, and even picked up the pot that was watching the fun.

"Roar!" Almost at the same time, a roar was heard, and the blue giant ape rushed back with red eyes.

Wielding an uprooted century-old pine tree, this guy threw a murderous blow, just chasing Xu Zhihu closely, and rushed into the distant mist in a blink of an eye, completely ignoring the monsters in front of Lanruo Temple.

What can I say, Sister Chi and Zhu Ganglie, Mu Liu and Xiaolan, they can only stick to the outer wall of Lanruo Temple neatly, watching a person, a car, and an ape roar like this rushing past, gradually disappearing in the...

"Wait, wait a minute!" In the eerie silence, Mu Liu turned his head dumbfounded, looking at the roaring dust and mist rising in the distance, suddenly his face was full of surprise, his almond eyes widened——

"Ahhh, the direction they are going seems to be... eh?"

(End of this chapter)