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Chapter 55 Don't make trouble

In the middle of the night, with flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, a ferocious monster suddenly broke in. If it were you, how would you react?
Just like those frightened grooms, Xu Zhihu looked up from the bed stunned, then turned pale and trembled all over, and finally screamed in terror in cooperation: "Demon... demon... help! Help! Help! "

"Scream, scream, scream as much as you want." The red-eyed bat demon squinted his eyes enjoying it, but stretched out his long black tongue and licked his sharp claws, "Well, I forgot to say, the deity just said When I came in, I used a sound sealing technique... Hiss, hiss, hiss."

The exclamation stopped abruptly, Xu Zhihu covered his mouth in panic, and retreated timidly, but still opened his arms tremblingly, protecting the shivering Empress Shiji behind her.

"Master, I'm so scared, so scared..." Empress Shiji really cooperated, holding on to the hem of his clothes tightly, crying until Lihua choked with rain, and there was no trace of blood on her delicate jade face.

Khan, ma'am, you really know how to act. If you don't go to the Oscars to get a statuette or something, it's a waste!

Xu Zhihu slandered silently in his heart, and of course he was not to be outdone and continued the Biao play to the end, immediately picked up a candlestick on the table, and tremblingly placed it in front of him: "Don't, don't come here, don't come here, come here again, Xiaosheng You're going to be impolite!"

"Really? I'd like to see what kind of impolite method you plan to do?" The red-eyed bat demon grinned and approached, its sharp claws sparking sparks on the wall, making a piercing and shrill sound.

Cough cough cough, that's what you said!

It's almost the end of the performance, Xu Zhihu saw that the other party was approaching the bed, and really didn't bother to continue the performance, so he coughed lightly and sat upright.

"What?" The Red-eyed Bat Demon was slightly taken aback, subconsciously showing a vigilant look.

"It's okay, it's okay, you're busy with your work." Xu Zhihu replied honestly, and then looked down at Mistress Shiji in his arms: "Ahem, Mistress, it's your turn..."

"Me? Me what?" Empress Shiji hadn't acted enough yet, she was still trembling and hiding in his arms, sobbing uncontrollably, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusu , no, even if you go to the underworld, the slave family should not be separated from you, the slave family will be with you forever..."

Hey hey hey, that's almost enough!
Xu Zhihu rubbed his chin speechlessly, looked at the bat demon who was struggling with a shocked expression on the opposite side, and then looked at Empress Shiji who was still in her arms with pear blossoms and rain: "Then what, everyone is so busy, how about you, empress?" Just get it done early, I'm still waiting for supper."

"No, don't, my husband, I won't leave you." Empress Shiji was deeply involved in the play, and she was still holding on to his skirt tightly, with crystal tears streaming down her cheeks, "In this life, in this life, I It is your wife, and in the next life and afterlife, I will still be your wife, and my family will never be separated from you in life and death, even if the sea is dry and rocks are rotten, everything will be destroyed..."

I'll wipe it, it's really enough, this is not an eight o'clock romance drama!

Xu Zhihu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and directly grabbed Empress Shiji and pushed forward: "Forget it, who is that, aren't you going to snatch the bride, come on, take it away quickly, you're welcome!"

"Uh..." I've never seen such a strange situation before, the red-eyed bat demon was completely stunned, only feeling that his mind was in chaos.

But the next moment, when it met the innocent eyes of Empress Shiji, it suddenly screamed hysterically, swung its sharp claws and shot fiercely: "Bastard, labor and capital, no matter what you are doing, this woman... belongs to me!"

Okay, Xu Zhihu stood there with his arms folded and watched: "Yes, yes, you're welcome, just bring... I'll wipe it!"

Unexpectedly, in his astonished sight, the red-eyed bat demon actually grabbed Empress Shiji, and then smashed through the window with all his strength, before suddenly flapping its wings and soaring into the air.

Being viciously captured by the bat demon, Empress Shiji had no ability to resist. Instead, she stretched out her hand trembling with tears, and turned her head to look at him sadly: "Sir, Mr., leave me alone, promise me, You have to take good care of yourself, take good care of..."

how come?How could this be?
Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded, and suddenly a possibility flashed in his mind, and he took a deep breath: "Damn it, maybe... bastard, leave that stupid girl for me!"

In an instant, seeing that the red-eyed bat demon was about to take Empress Shiji into the air, he didn't care so much, so he grabbed a jug and threw it at it in a hurry.

With a bang, the jug was directly smashed into pieces by the sharp claws, but it barely prevented the Crimson-eyed mephit from flying into the air.

The next moment, without waiting for the red-eyed bat demon to pounce viciously, Xu Zhihu shouted directly: "Lao Niu, Lao Yan, come out!"

In the howling cold wind, the loud shouts dissipated in the air with the wind, but nothing happened in the bridal chamber, neither did anyone suddenly break through the wall, nor did any purple lightning and silver snakes fall from the sky...

The red-eyed bat was stunned for a moment, but when it realized that it had been deceived, it roared furiously, swung its sharp long claws viciously, and grabbed it viciously: "You bastard, you dare to tease me again and again, today is you!" the time of death!"

I hate you!Xu Zhihu's eyes filled with tears, and he looked up to the sky in grief and indignation and shouted: "That's enough! If you count to three, Lao Niu, if you don't come out, I will really tear down your Shishi..."

boom!
Before the words fell, the roof suddenly split into four parts, and the bull demon with a fierce face fell from the sky, like a thousand-ton boulder falling heavily on the center of the bridal chamber: "Bastard! How dare you!"

Before the roar had finished, when he saw the red-eyed bat demon who was still holding on to Empress Shiji, the Bull Demon King immediately rushed over with a murderous aura, picked up a shining big axe, and slashed down viciously!

In an instant, blood splattered, and a severed claw rose into the air!

Severe pain hit, and the unsuspecting Red-eyed Batman finally realized it, screamed with a distorted face, threw the hostages and slammed into the door, and was about to...

boom!
What a coincidence, the door was pushed open at this time, Yan Chixia pulled out the Wulei sword, and rushed in with a straight face, beard and hair: "Where, what, Pindao went to buy a pot of wine, that one Where is the monster?"

Don't say anything, Xu Zhihu pointed at the door speechlessly.

"Huh?" Yan Chixia was stunned, and the Wulei Sword thrust out suddenly, flashing lightning like a raging tide, and immediately blasted the entire door and half of the room into pieces.

The smoke and dust filled the air, and the scorched red-eyed bat demon let out a long howl, leaped out clutching its severed claws, and crashed into the wall facing the raging electric light. Amid the exclamation of the guests next door, it viciously fluttered its wings soaring into the sky!

"You bastard, you hurt my family, Shishi, and you still want to leave?" The Bull Demon King roared ferociously, and immediately chased him out murderously.

"Bold and monstrous, the poor will do justice for the heavens today!" Yan Chixia also shouted loudly, urging the green wood broadsword, smashing through the window and roaring into the air.

"Okay, then I'll also come to meet the scene?" Xu Zhihu rushed downstairs with emotion, but after thinking about it, he felt wrong, and rushed back to the bridal chamber, hugging Empress Shiji who was still trembling and crying .

A few minutes later, the electric car was covered with blue clouds and mist. Under the shocked eyes of the innkeeper who said "my wife came out to see the gods", he rushed out of the gate and sped towards the southeast at high speed...

In the howling wind, Xu Zhihu looked at the blurred figures in the distance, but then lowered his head with a strange face, and looked at the beautiful woman who was still nestled in his arms: "Okay, I'm serious." Let me ask you again, ma'am, are you putting too much effort into acting, or are you really sick again?"

"Master, Mr. Xiang, you, what's the matter with you?" Seeing his serious look, Mistress Shiji held onto his skirt tightly, raised her head pitifully, and looked at him with big watery eyes. "Xiaoqian, Xiaoqian is really scared, sir, don't scare my family..."

Very good, Xu Zhihu looked up at the sky speechlessly, and suddenly couldn't help but let out a long sigh!

Your sister, ma'am, your snake spirit is really punctual. You don't come early or late, but you choose this critical moment to come, and you come as soon as you come, but you still have symptoms of schizophrenia. You really think of yourself as Nie Xiaoqian , regard our family as Ning Caichen...

What's worse, God knows how long this schizophrenia will last, even a few hours, if it lasts for a few months, or even a few years, or even playing role-playing in this life...

very scary!Thinking that he would bring this fake Nie Xiaoqian with him wherever he went, Xu Zhihu couldn't help shivering, and quickly snatched the sachet from Empress Shiji, found a few pills from it, and handed it over: "Khan , the medicine cannot be stopped, open your mouth!"

"Oh..." Empress Shiji opened her mouth obediently and obediently. Ever since she assumed the role of Nie Xiaoqian, she seems to have changed even her personality. She is gentle, well-behaved, and virtuous.

"Hey, thinking about it this way, it seems pretty good to let her play Nie Xiaoqian all the time?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but have this weird idea, but was immediately frightened by himself, and shook his head desperately.

Ahhh, what is our family thinking? If Chi Chi sees this, he will definitely be cooked in hot pot every minute. Uh, let alone Chi Chi, even if it is seen by the Bull Demon King...

Speaking of the Bull Demon King, the roar of the Bull Demon King rang out in front!
Because of jealousy, he went mad and ran away. This guy was full of anger and had nowhere to vent. At this time, he whizzed by in the black wind and the monster cloud, chasing the red-eyed bat demon viciously: "Damn bastard! If you didn't rob the Qiantang Mansion Beauty, how could Shishi pretend to be a bridal chamber candle, if she hadn't pretended to be a bridal chamber wedding candle, she wouldn't have been taken advantage of by that unscrupulous bastard!"

"Your uncle, it's unreasonable. It's all on the labor and management's head!" At this moment, the red-eyed bat demon's heart must have collapsed, but he could only grit his teeth and try his best to escape.

But at this very moment, Yan Chixia had already caught up with the green wood broad sword, and the Wulei sword swung suddenly, bursting out a surging flash of lightning, cutting through the clouds in the sky in a blink of an eye!

With a bang, the red-eyed bat demon dived in panic and dodges, but was still hit by the flashing lightning. He immediately spurted blood and fell into the sky, crashing into the woods beside the Su Causeway. The aftermath scattered and shook the entire West Lake. huge waves.

Roar!Leaping out of the smoky forest, the bat demon was full of rage and black energy, and roared up to the sky with bloodshot eyes: "Bastard, bastard, you two juniors, I really thought that this deity would be afraid of you..."

boom!
Before the words were finished, a gigantic mountain-like cow demon descended from the sky, and its hooves, like giant rocks, weighed thousands of catties, stomping down viciously, let alone bat demons, and even the entire forest was torn apart——

"You moo! I beat you. If it weren't for you bastard, how could my Shi Shi...Damn it, let me die, die, die, die, die!"

(End of this chapter)