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Chapter 6 I Want to Talk to the World

"Uh, here is your hole?"

A quarter of an hour later, in the spider hole in the southeast of the old house, Xu Zhihu threw the unconscious Chi Jieer on the stone bed, while looking at the extremely simple living environment around him, he suddenly had a strange feeling of visiting the slums after the snowstorm. ——

The life of the monsters is completely different from the imagined life. The life of the six spider lolis can only be described as bitter. In the small cave of only [-] square meters, only a bunch of flickering dim bonfires were lit. There are seven stone beds lined up, and several animal skins are hung on the wall as decorations. In addition, there is a three-legged stone table with some bacon and fish on it.

"Hey, shouldn't monsters take robbery as their main business and live a good life?" Xu Zhihu scratched his head speechlessly, and then he noticed that the animal skin shoes that the six little lolitas were wearing were covered with There are a few worn holes.

Don't mention it, when it comes to sad things, all six little lolis are in tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-o... It made us even eat... Gululu!"

As soon as they talked about eating, the six of their stomachs growled together.

Zizi, the youngest, bit her finger and stared straight at the bit of bacon and fish on the table. Although she kept swallowing pitifully, she still tore off the biggest piece and handed it over reluctantly: "Brother, please Eat, my sister said children should be generous."

The blackened bacon is probably past its expiration date, but the six little girls looked at the expressions of the bacon, and their big watery eyes were shining. Xu Zhihu looked at them speechlessly, and suddenly scratched his hair: "Uh , you wait for me for a while, I will come right away."

After saying this, he pushed open the cave door and ran away in a hurry, braving the heavy snow.

The six little lolita looked at each other, but they stood there obediently and waited. After waiting for more than half an hour, their feet felt a little sore. Zizi finally couldn't help biting her fingers: " Well, will my brother be scared by us..."

boom!Before he finished speaking, the tightly closed cave door was suddenly pushed open!

Tired enough, Xu Zhihu trotted in panting, wiped the sweat from his head, took off the huge mountain bag on his back, and threw it on the ground with a bang: "Come on, come on, I'll treat you to dinner tonight." Feast!"

Having said that, under the surprised eyes of the six little lolitas, he has already opened the huge mountain bag, took out various things from it as if by magic, and did not forget to explain while taking it——

"Here, this is called an air heater. Because it has just been modified, it can be turned on without a power source. It is much warmer than a campfire or something, and it won't choke you..."

"Well, this one heats up quickly, and it's for you to boil water; the quilts next to them are called duvets, and they should be more comfortable than covering them with animal skins; and these packs of butter biscuits, I haven't opened them since I bought them Well, it's all ready for you to eat."

"Well, I almost forgot, I also brought you this, the newest Barbie doll, I managed to buy it before, and I planned to give it to my ex-girlfriend... Uh, forget it, it made me cry!"

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Little star.

On the contrary, Zizi, who was the youngest, was the most sensible. After realizing it, she immediately raised the Barbie doll excitedly: "Thank you brother, this...how do I eat it?"

Khan, this is not for eating!

Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat speechlessly, and quickly took out a brass-colored hot pot pot from his mountain bag: "Don't make trouble, we won't eat that, we'll eat it tonight...Huh? Your sister seems to be awake?"

Really, Sister Chi, who was knocked out before, finally woke up with a groan.

Out of a strange instinct, her first reaction was to touch her cheeks to see if her rouge and gouache were messed up, but after a few seconds, when she saw Xu Zhihu holding a hot pot, she looked at Liu with a smile. This little lolita suddenly changed her face: "Bastard, bastard, what do you want to do to my sister, eat me if you want to eat it!"

Stop making trouble, do I have such a strong taste, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately.

On the other hand, the six little lolis saw her sister waking up, and immediately cheered and surrounded her, not forgetting to explain to her on twitter: "Sister, sister, you've woken up, ummm, it's like this, brother just now ..."

After explaining a lot in a hurry, Sister Chi finally figured out the situation with half understanding.

Rubbing her head in a daze, she looked at the six smiling younger sisters around her, and at the daily necessities in the room, and finally turned her head with a strange face, and stared straight at her with that kind of tangled and complicated eyes. He stared at Xu Zhihu intently.

Being horrified by her, Xu Zhihu subconsciously held the hot pot in front of his chest: "Ahem, what do you want?"

Biting her cherry lips tightly, Sister Chi's face was blushing, she suddenly took a deep breath, and directly bowed at ninety degrees to salute, with such force that she could hear the sound of her spine breaking——

"Who, I won't say anything... In short, apart from chastity and sister, you can do whatever you want!"

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Ten minutes later, under the action of the air heater, the whole Dongfu became as warm as spring. On the simple three-legged stone table, the hot pot was steaming, and all kinds of cooked mutton, fatty beef, tribute balls, spinach and crab sticks , boiling and rolling in the white soup, the rich aroma gradually diffused, spreading to every corner of the cave.

I haven't eaten anything since noon. Although Sister Chi is still a little embarrassed and at a loss, she still can't help swallowing when she smells such an attractive aroma. As for Zizi and the others next to her, they have already had a small bowl and sauce The food dish, the group stared at the hot pot eagerly, and their stomachs growled in disbelief.

Knowing that they were still embarrassed, Xu Zhihu raised his chopsticks with a smile, and was the first to pick up a piece of boiled mutton: "Eat, eat, you're welcome, eat as much as you can... I'll fork it!"

Before I finished speaking, a group of little lolitas rushed forward desperately, and the six pairs of chopsticks were flying like flying!
Within a few seconds, the entire pot was empty, and there was no even a piece of spinach. Xu Zhihu blinked his eyes straight, looking at the only piece of boiled mutton left in his chopsticks, suddenly there was a bloodbath. Feeling: "Uh, what just happened..."

Before he finished speaking, Zizi had already jumped onto his lap, and swallowed the slice of hot-boiled mutton with a groan, and the little lolis in the back suddenly became anxious, and rushed to grab it with flushed faces, using their hands and feet with even little canine teeth I used them all, and in the end they sprayed spider silk together: "Mine, mine, mine..."

Poor Zizi was the youngest, a large piece of hot-boiled mutton was snatched away, she immediately burst into tears, and cried with a bang: "Wow, woo, bad silver, you bad silver, I won't play with you!" , I want, I want, I want to run away from home!"

Education failed, it was really an education failure, Sister Chi clutched her chest weakly, suddenly feeling very tired and sore.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat, and quickly opened the mountain bag to take out all kinds of beef and mutton: "Then what, don't cry, don't cry, brother, I still have it here, there are so many, don't worry."

Really, the six little lolis burst into tears and laughed, with tears still on their faces, so they laughed so hard that their faces were full of dimples, and they crowded in front of him, their six pink hands raised like a grove. stand up.

It's so spectacular, there is a sense of sight when feeding pets, do you have it?
Xu Zhihu wiped off his cold sweat, and quickly distributed all the things to them. Thanks to his nerd attributes, he usually hoarded all kinds of food, otherwise he would definitely not be able to satisfy the six snacks at this time.

Sister Chi, on the other hand, became more and more embarrassed, her face was flushed and her curly hair was blushing, and she couldn't speak: "That, that, my sisters eat a lot..."

What does it mean to be relatively large? It’s like a foodie black hole. I know the hidden reason why you are so poor!
Xu Zhihu touched his chest with lingering fear, and just looked at each other like this. It was really embarrassing to be honest. Half an hour ago, he was still fighting and killing, and half an hour later, he was already eating together. This is considered love Kill each other?
After being speechless for a long time, Sister Chi finally couldn't take it anymore, and couldn't help coughing lightly: "Who is that, where are you from?"

After being reminded by her like this, Xu Zhihu thought of something serious, and while holding a tribute ball for her, he raised his hand and asked with a strange face: "By the way, I have something to ask you, please..."

Before asking, Zizi next to her mouth was full of mutton, and she rushed to answer in a childish voice: "I know, I know, my sister's name is Chi Jieer, she lives in Dongming Mountain, she is 520 years old this year, she is usually the most I like to dress up beautifully and wait for Kaizi to come to my door. I love Wuhuafang's rouge and water powder. She has big breasts, fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs. Don't look at her as if she is very seductive, but she has never talked about it..."

"Damn it, what are you talking about?" Sister Chi blushed all over, and quickly covered Zizi's mouth.

"Khan, I didn't want to ask this." Xu Zhihu also had a strange face, and was speechless for a long time before coughing again, "Ahem, actually, I just want to ask, this world..."

"Huh? What is the world?" The six little lolitas opened their eyes wide open.

"Uh...forget it." Xu Zhihu gave up completely and decided to ask another question, "Ahem, let's start with a simple question. The king that the group of cow demons just talked about, yes, is the one who doesn't open his eyes. The king who went to your sister is..."

"The bull devil!" Several little lolis answered in unison without even thinking about it.

"Oh, so it's the bull demon... Poof!" Xu Zhihu nodded casually, but suddenly sprayed all the mutton, "Wait, wait a minute, what did you just say, cow, bull demon king?"

Yes, yes, the six little lolis nodded together, and Sister Chi looked at him with a strange face: "What's the matter? Who is that, do you know the Bull Demon King?"

"No, I don't know." Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, thinking that maybe it was just a coincidence that he had the same name and surname, "I just heard people say about some monsters, such as the Bull Demon King, such as the Yellow Robe Monster, such as Lanruo Temple, such as ..."

"Lanruo Temple?" Sister Chi looked at him in surprise, "Hey, you still know about Lanruo Temple, but I advise you not to go there, that tree demon is crazy, and he brought a group of crazy girls with him. ghost."

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu even sprayed spinach this time.

"What's wrong?" Sister Chi and the six little lolis looked at each other in blank dismay.

"It's okay, it's okay." Xu Zhihu sighed in confusion, stared at Sister Chi and the six little lolis for a long time, and finally raised his hand cautiously, "Okay, let me make sure, seven of you A place to live, shouldn't it be called?"

"Pansidong!" Seven beauties of all sizes answered neatly.

Very good, nothing needs to be said, Xu Zhihu just wiped off his cold sweat, looked at Sister Chi and Little Lolita seriously, kept looking, kept looking, kept looking, kept looking, kept...

A few minutes later, just before Sister Chi was about to burst into a blush, he suddenly sighed deeply, put his hand on Sister Chi's shoulder, and patted Sister Chi earnestly——

"Then what, I have a piece of advice... If you meet a Taoist priest in the future, that guy likes to take off his clothes when fighting, revealing hundreds of eyes on his body... Well, remember, don't recognize him as a brother, remember , remember!"

(End of this chapter)