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Chapter 78
What's wrong with this world?
Half an hour later, when Xu Zhihu was already queuing up in front of the Hall of Questioning Hearts, waiting for the examination, he still kept his eyes straight, trying to accept the world view that had just been completely subverted——

It turns out that the Shushan Sword School that the Dongming Mountain monsters have been talking about for so long is basically the Shushan Ship School with the same pronunciation;
It turned out that there was no Shushan Sword School in this world, and it was replaced by the Shushan School of Swords, which was based on refining immortal ships and controlling them;
It turns out that the legendary Shushan sword technique is actually the Shushan ship technique, the stolen Ziqing twin swords are actually the Ziqing twin ships, and even the Shushan sword refining pool that Su Daji sneaked into in the past may actually be the Ship refining pool?
Nima, homophones kill people!

Realizing that he had misunderstood from the very beginning, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but look at the sky with a strange expression on his face. This kind of strange behavior made all the Qi refiners around who were also waiting turn their heads and use that kind of "brother!" It's time for you to go back to the Second Hospital to take your medicine" and looked at him with that expression.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm just a little nervous...Huh?" Finally noticing the strange expressions of the people around him, Xu Zhihu hurriedly explained in embarrassment, but before he could say anything, he suddenly thought of something again, and was suddenly speechless froze in place——

Wait a minute, since the Shushan Sword Sect has become the Shushan Fleet Sect, shouldn't there be some strange changes in the Demon Locking Tower?

"Hey, Fellow Daoist, it's your turn!" He had just thought of this when he heard someone behind him urging impatiently.

"Ah, what?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, and then realized that at some point, he had followed the team to the front of the Hall of Asking Heart, only one step away from the towering arch.

Completely ignoring his blank expression, the senior sister Gao Leng just stood under the arch and waved to him expressionlessly: "Come on, stand still under the arch. According to the Shushan practice, you have to do it once before apprenticeship." Quiz!"

"Uh, quiz?" Xu Zhihu was taken aback, "Wait, I'm not ready yet..."

No need to prepare, Senior Sister Gao Leng had already put on a straight face and pointed upwards coldly. In an instant, the towering arch suddenly shook, and the cyan light poured down like a waterfall, engulfing him completely!
What, before Xu Zhihu could react, he was already imprisoned all over, and only felt a burst of spiritual consciousness rushing into his mind.

"Hold your breath and concentrate, this is just a very common quiz." Senior Sister Gao Leng explained blankly while driving her spiritual consciousness to circle in his mind. Every new disciple needs to accept this... Don't think about it, what are you afraid of, you are not afraid of the shadow if you are upright!"

"Uh, the problem is that I'm not right..." Xu Zhihu was very speechless and silently slandered, at this moment, he could only hope that the talisman given by a certain empress would not go wrong.

Fortunately, at the same time that the soul-inquiring consciousness entered his body, an inconspicuous talisman hidden in his bosom gradually dissipated, injecting many fabricated messages into his mind.

Not aware of this abnormality, Senior Sister Gao Leng is still probing with her spiritual sense: "Relax, let me take a look at your early life experience, have you ever been with a demon... eh?"

Before she finished speaking, she seemed to detect some abnormal information, she was shocked suddenly, and suddenly looked directly at her like lightning.

"Uh, what's the matter?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help but feel his heart tighten when he was looked at with hairs all over his body.

"Hmm..." Senior Sister Gao Leng didn't answer, but just stared at him with burning eyes, kept staring, kept staring.

Half a quarter of an hour later, just when Xu Zhihu couldn't help but want to resist, the senior sister Gao Leng suddenly sighed, her cold face turned into tenderness and sympathy in an instant, and she patted him on the shoulder very considerately: " Junior brother, think about it, although Ziwei did not choose you in the end, but the girl named Zhen Huan is also very good, and her brother Mei Changsu is another generation of outstanding people..."

Pfft, what the hell is this, Xu Zhihu really couldn't help but spout, and suddenly felt that if he could go back from Shushan smoothly this time, he wouldn't let that empress watch all kinds of movies and TV dramas.

But at this time, it may be that the girl's heart hidden deep in her heart was touched by the softness. The senior sister who was originally very cold suddenly became warm like a spring breeze, and she personally sent him into the Hall of Questioning Heart: "Come, come, come, junior brother!" , you just wait here, and a fairy boat will come to pick you up to the mountain gate later, where the elders will examine your aptitude and decide whether you can join us in Shushan."

"Hey, that means, I passed the quiz just now?" Xu Zhihu was really surprised.

"Of course, judging by your appearance, junior brother, I know that you are not some kind of monster or spy." Senior sister Gao Leng patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and went out to test the next qi refiner, but she turned around after walking a few steps, He squeezed his fist hard at him, "Then what, Junior Brother, you have to work harder, actually I think Mei Changsu is more suitable for you..."

You go, I don't know you!

Xu Zhihu covered his face in shame, and could only find the nearest seat to sit down while lamenting that rotten women were everywhere, and then just rested his chin in a daze, looking at the scene in the Hall of Questioning Heart——

At this moment, fifteen or six Qi refiners with different appearances are scattered in the Hall of Asking Heart, which is filled with clear light. It seems that they are all waiting for the entry test. It's time to read the classics of Taoism, but more people are a little nervous, staring at the sky outside the Hall of Questioning Heart...

Well, why is there a strange feeling about the college entrance examination?

Xu Zhihu touched his chin speechlessly, and couldn't help turning his head to look at the sky outside the temple. If he guessed correctly, there should be a fairy boat coming from there after a while, sending everyone here to the mountain gate , and then there is a very strict qualification test. I just don't know whether the people who went before passed it successfully or were... huh?

What a coincidence, just as he thought of this, he saw a fairy boat flying steadily towards Wenxin Hall in the distance, and it only took less than half a quarter of an hour to berth at Wenxin Palace smoothly. outside the temple.

Immediately afterwards, as the hatch slowly opened, a young green-robed cultivator slowly walked out of the fairy boat, with a sad face and a worried face, and he shook his head and sighed as he walked, and he knew that the exam was bad.

"Well, is the test difficult?" Xu Zhihu and a group of qi refiners looked at each other. Although they knew that they shouldn't disturb each other at this time, they hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but go up. Tell us, what kind of test method is it?"

"Oh, that's actually it." The green-robed monk sighed, arched his hands listlessly and said, "That Elder Chen asked me to perform the most profound Taoism that can be performed, and tell what can be explained. The most complicated principle, and then according to my performance, I will be evaluated according to A, B, C, D, E, A, B, and B can get started, and C is below..."

Uh, no, it sounds difficult, doesn't it?

Xu Zhihu couldn't help but take a deep breath. Seriously, let alone a half-assed casual cultivator like him, even those who have achieved some success in refining Qi, how many of them can understand the profound Taoism and complicated principles? Well, it's not bad to be able to cast a few five lightning spells.

From this point of view, Shushan deserves to be Shushan. Even recruiting entry-level disciples is so strict. This is no longer an ordinary 985211 score line.

"Who says it's not?" The green-robed monk felt the same way, and couldn't help but sighed again.

"It's okay, it's okay." Seeing his frowning face, Xu Zhihu really couldn't bear it, and quickly patted him on the shoulder to express comfort, "Brother, I want to be more open, I won't pass the exam this year, let's come back next year, I will pass the exam one day."

"Well, thank you fellow daoist for your encouragement." The green-robed monk looked at him very touched, "However, it won't be next year, because I just passed the exam."

"Pfft!" Xu Zhihu spit out a sip of water, choking his face flushed and coughing, "Wait, wait a minute, since you passed the exam, why are you still sighing somberly?"

"Because I didn't do well in the exam!" The green-robed monk raised his head in annoyance, his brows were tightly knit together, "Oh, actually, I can explain the last question with twelve principles. But I was a little nervous just now, and in the end I only used nine principles... Hey, fellow daoist, what's wrong with you, your face seems to be twitching?"

You win the game, labor and management don't know you!

Xu Zhihu resisted the urge to hit someone, trembling all over his body with anger, you are a bully, you bastard, you got full marks in the exam, you are still here frowning, what a ghost, this is intentional Well, this must be intentional.

Facts have proved that this top student really didn't do it on purpose, because a few seconds later, after asking the last exam question, the Qi refiner next to him actually sighed with emotion: "Well, fellow daoist, You are still amazing, I just thought of only eight problem-solving principles at this moment, I am ashamed, I am ashamed."

That's right, that's right, the guys next to me all felt the same way, and some people shook their heads and sighed in shame: "Think of me, Su Nanyuan, who has practiced Taoism for five years, and so far I have only reached the peak of human yuan, and I still have half a year to step into earth yuan At the first level, you really owe your ancestors... Hey, fellow daoist, your face seems to be twitching more and more seriously?"

Leave me alone, I just want to be quiet!
Xu Zhihu looked up with tears streaming down his face, suddenly felt that the afternoon sun was so dazzling, so dazzling, so dazzling...

Well, I know that the Shushan School is a well-known orthodox school in the world, and I know that those who can come here to be apprentices must not be mediocre, but your sister, do you want to be so cruel? The legendary child of another family, a It's fine for two, but Nima actually popped out so many in one breath?
"Huh? Fellow Daoist, you seem to be very emotional?" But at this time, seeing his face full of vicissitudes, those vicious guys next to him are still making up the knife.

The bastard who only came up with nine principles to solve the problem just now handed over a few questions that he copied temporarily, and asked him for advice very modestly and seriously: "Daoist friend, let's take a look at this question. Detailed Explanation of Mingzhen Water Refining Techniques"... Well, if it were you, how would you solve the problem?"

Don't, don't make trouble, what the hell is Beiming Zhenshui?
Xu Zhihu waved his hand feebly, completely ignoring these guys' humbly asking for advice, just turned around and left, braised you in soy sauce, cherish life and stay away from being a bully, I think I'd better give up on being a teacher and just open a small shop at the foot of the mountain .

But at this time, in front of the arched door outside the Hall of Asking Heart, Senior Sister Gao Leng was assessing a few Qi refiners who came to worship the master. Seeing him coming out with a vicissitudes of life, she couldn't help being slightly stunned: "Huh? Junior brother, you Why did you come out, didn't you wait for the fairy boat to pick you up for the assessment?"

Not to mention, Xu Zhihu looked at her very sadly, after thinking about it, he still bowed his hands politely: "Then what, Senior Sister, I thought about it seriously, and I still think..."

boom!
In an instant, before he had time to finish speaking, there was a loud roar in the distance!
What, everyone present was taken aback, they turned their heads almost subconsciously!
At this moment, on the floating main peak of Shushan Mountain hundreds of miles away, a crimson beam of light rose straight into the sky. Along with the roar and vibration of the entire suspended main peak, a low, golden and stone-like angry voice suddenly resounded. All the suspended peaks within a radius of several thousand miles—

"Bold devil, how dare you try to sneak into my Shu Mountain... The disciples of the sect obey the order, and all swords come out to kill this devil!"

Before the sound of anger fell, the lingering sound was still floating in the air, and there was a roar on the main peak in the distance, and three strange whirlwinds filled with black air, setting off billowing loess smoke and dust along the way, rushing down the mountain like a sandstorm, It is not known how many buildings were overturned and destroyed on the road.

It's just that at this moment, before the three black whirlwinds escaped from the suspended main peak, a red firework soared into the sky, followed by a sharp whistling sound, dozens of Qingguang fairy ships roared into the sky, gathering into a raging frenzy The angry sea, directly chasing here.

"Damn it!" Seeing this scene, a few angry curses came from the black whirlwind, and then the whirlwind suddenly turned and rushed directly to the icy iron chain bridge connecting the suspended mountain peaks, apparently intending to use the complex terrain to escape.

"That's it?" Xu Zhihu looked from a distance in the Hall of Asking Heart, and barely saw the appearance of the three people in the whirlwind.

In fact, they were three ferocious and burly men. The black mist around them was filled with whirlwinds, sweeping the places they passed, and the vegetation was eroded by the black mist. The one who took the lead only had one eye. While fleeing, he still stared at the wolf and looked at the tiger, with a bloodthirsty light shining in his one eye...

"Junior Brother, you retreat into the Hall of Questioning Hearts first!" Almost at the same time, after seeing these fierce and strong men, Senior Sister Gao Leng next to her suddenly frowned slightly, "Don't be careless, they are the subordinates of the green-robed old devil!"

"Green-robed patriarch?" Xu Zhihu couldn't help being surprised. Wait a minute, how did the men of the green-robed patriarch get into Shushan?

Well, don’t worry about how they got in, the point is that at this moment, the three Demon Cult alchemists have already rushed across the chain bridge and jumped onto another floating mountain peak, and a group of alchemists are coming out of the hall. Before Yujian could fly into the air, the three of them viciously sprayed out a black mist, and immediately passed out from the poisonous poison in his body.

"You bastard, how dare you commit murder?" Seeing this scene, the Shushan disciple who was chasing up from behind was furious.

The middle-aged golden sword Taoist priest who took the lead shouted angrily, opened his eyes and let out a dazzling golden light. In an instant, as if he heard an order, dozens of blue light fairy ships shook together, and the countless blue rays of light shot from the fairy ships were like dense roars. The artillery is like a cannon, and it shoots down with a condescending roar!

boom!boom!boom!
The three demon sect qi practitioners had no time to resist, they could only watch helplessly as the blue light surged across the sky, completely engulfing their small figures and most of the mountain peaks...

Among the turbulent and boiling debris, when the smoke and dust gradually dissipated, a huge pothole with a depth of several hundred feet appeared in the middle of the floating mountain. The raging fire was still burning in the pothole. As for that Three demon cultivators... Uh, let alone human beings, if you can find a piece of clothing, you are considered amazing!

Khan, cherish life, stay away from Shushan!
Looking at the pothole that was still burning, and looking at the countless fairy ships that were still roaring and circling in the air, Xu Zhihu couldn't help but wipe off his cold sweat desperately, "Steam you in red, it turns out that the risk factor of sneaking into Shushan is so high, These three devil sect qi practitioners all have black mist body protection, but they were directly blasted to pieces, if it was replaced by...

"No!" But at this moment, Senior Sister Gao Leng standing beside him suddenly frowned, "Those three devils have black mist protection, even if they are bombarded by my Shushan fairy ship, they won't be... "

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly swayed her shoulders lightly, and disappeared out of thin air in an instant. When she reappeared, she surprisingly passed several suspended mountains and appeared directly beside the Taoist priest with the golden sword.

"Shrink the ground into an inch?" Xu Zhihu was really awed, and thought that although this senior sister is a bit corrupt, her cultivation base is really strong.

Almost at the same time, the Shushan disciple over there had already picked up the conversation, and only a few seconds later, when the Taoist priest with a golden sword heard a few words from Senior Sister Gao Leng, his face suddenly changed: "Wait, Senior Sister Yun, you mean, Those three evils are very likely..."

boom!
At this moment, a giant snake-like crack suddenly opened above a nearby floating mountain peak, and the three demon cultivators were wounded all over their bodies and their faces were fierce, as if a huge rock fell from the sky and fell heavily...

At this moment, the aloof Senior Sister Yun looked back in astonishment, revealing such a strange expression!
At this moment, the faces of the Golden Sword Taoist and hundreds of Shushan disciples changed drastically, and it was too late to rush over!
At this moment, Xu Zhihu raised his head with tears in his eyes, and just watched the three ferocious guys break through the top of the Hall of Questioning Heart, and smashed towards him with murderous aura——

"Your sister, is there any reason for the labor and management to be shot here?"

(End of this chapter)