mad dragon son-in-law
Chapter 1145 Lying is Too Difficult
Chapter 1145 Lying is Too Difficult
"All stand up!"
Li Ying stood on the steps of the bungalow where the subduing demon operation team was located, with a solemn expression and said: "This assessment, what do you think, how did you perform?"
"Not good..." someone whispered, and lowered their head unconsciously.
"Keep your head up!" Li Ying said angrily, "What I look down on the most is the kind of person who always bows his head. If he makes a mistake, he will correct it. If he loses, he will admit it. If there is anything he dare not face directly!"
As soon as this remark came out, the morale of everyone gradually increased.
However, in the queue, Gong Kaishan's legs were clamped tightly, and he would twist from time to time, with a very uncomfortable expression on his face.
Li Ying turned a blind eye at first, pretending she didn't see it.
After all, in the previous assessment, it was more or less unjust to let Gong Kaishan place the order alone.
Feeling guilty, I couldn't say anything.
However, it didn't take long before Gong Kaishan gasped and scratched between his legs: "Hiss... it tickles me to death, it tickles me to death!"
The sound immediately attracted everyone to look at it, and they all looked confused.
Gong Kaishan hurriedly stopped his movements, but felt the itching became more and more unbearable, his legs stepped on the ground alternately back and forth like a tap dance.
Li Ying coughed dryly, and said coquettishly, "What are you looking at, is it allowed to look back and forth in the queue?"
As soon as the words fell, Gong Kaishan gasped again.
"hiss……"
then……
Both hands pinched and scratched between the legs, but the itching couldn't be suppressed.
Li Ying finally couldn't take it anymore, and asked sharply, "Gong Kaishan, what do you want to do?"
Similarly, Gong Kaishan couldn't take it anymore, he didn't even have time to explain, he ran into the bungalow, hurried back to his dormitory, locked the door, and began...to take off his pants.
Last night, according to what Xiao Feng said, he sprinkled the white powder given by Xiao Feng on his clothes.
After sprinkling, I found that there was still a little left, so I was cruel and sprinkled the powder on my trousers.
After finishing all this, Gong Kaishan happily took a hot bath, and threw the changed trousers into the washing machine.
Assembled urgently this morning, he got up in a hurry, took out the trousers with white powder from the closet and put them on, completely forgetting what he did last night.
So, what happened at this moment.
……
Jinyue Court, in the living room of the villa.
Qian Shaoyuan sat on the sofa, and there was a long distance between him and Lu Yao.
"That..." Qian Shaoyuan scratched his hair, clasped his hands between his legs, and said a little nervously: "Last time I said, it seems that I met you a long time ago, but it's not a random fabrication, but a fact." .
My job is network security and software development, and I have also participated in world-class hacker leagues, although I didn't get a very good ranking. "
"A world-class hacker league?" Lu Yao suddenly asked, "When did you join?"
"Huh?" Qian Shaoyuan cheered up immediately: "I am five, no, I participated six years ago, don't you also..."
As she said that, she unconsciously leaned forward in Lu Yao's direction.
Lu Yao sat aside, distanced herself and said, "I also participated in it, and like you, I didn't get any good rankings."
"It's such a coincidence!" Qian Shaoyuan said excitedly: "Do you remember the first player in history to win a Grand Slam in that league?
In the end, because the master was too strong, he even hacked the main server of the league, and his results were cancelled. "
Lu Yao's complexion became a little unnatural, she touched her nose, and replied, "It's really... impressive."
This is almost nonsense!
The thing that hacked the main server of the league was done by herself, can you not be impressed?
Qian Shaoyuan asked enthusiastically, "What was your ranking at that time?"
"56." Lu Yao made up a random number.
Qian Shaoyuan's face darkened, and he said in a muffled voice, "56 is my ranking."
"Then I may have misremembered. After all, it's been too long. My ranking is 57, um... yes, it's 57!"
Lu Yao smiled awkwardly, she didn't expect that a ranking she said casually would collide with the other party's ranking.
However, Qian Shaoyuan's face became even more ugly, and he said, "The seventh place is one of my classmates. We both received invitations to the competition at the same time."
"..." Lu Yao.
Is it so difficult to tell a lie these days?
The faces of the people who gathered in the study to eavesdrop were quite exciting at the moment.
"With just this EQ, you also have a girlfriend?" The little girl couldn't help but get angry.
Jiang Yixin subconsciously retorted: "Honesty is also a mistake? Or do you just like being lied to?"
"Aren't you arguing?" The little girl said unwillingly, "I'm just talking about objective facts, okay?
Also, I just said something about Qian Shaoyuan, and you jumped out to play against me. Could it be that you have a crush on Qian Shaoyuan? "
"Don't change the subject here, we are discussing whether we should tell the truth."
"Oh, are you guilty?" The little girl said with a tone of seeing through everything: "Don't be shy, if you are embarrassed to say it, I will help you and tell Qian Shaoyuan, maybe you two can really make it."
"You!" Jiang Yixin glared angrily.
Du Qingyue sighed helplessly, and reminded: "If you two continue to quarrel, just wait for others to watch the good show between you two."
Hearing this, the little girl and Jiang Yixin glanced at each other, snorted coldly, turned their heads aside, and their movements were in sync!
Xiao Feng couldn't help but want to call Gong Kaishan or Sun Shijie, and the promised effect would be effective within an hour. What effect?
As a result, as soon as he took out his mobile phone, Gong Kaishan's call came in first.
Xiao Feng didn't wait for the bell to ring, and answered it immediately.
"Brother Xiao, Xiao Feng, help me!"
"Help?" Xiao Feng was a little puzzled.
Theoretically, when it comes to safety factors, the base camp of the Volunteer Operation Team is much higher than our own side, so there shouldn't be any danger.
Could it be that... the devil concentration camp is mobilized in full force, and is about to take over the demon-subduing operation team?
Just as he was thinking wildly, Gong Kaishan's anxious voice came again: "The white powder you gave, why can't it stop itching?
hiss……
I'm about to collapse, so hurry up and give me a solution! "
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment!
This guy set himself a trap, but ended up trapping himself in it?
Just this IQ, it really makes people unable to complain!
However, you can't really ignore it.
Xiao Feng said in a deep voice, "How long have you been itching?"
"No, I don't know, it feels like hours.
Brother Xiao Feng, I beg you to help me quickly, I have showered several times, and my skin is almost bald, and it doesn't help at all. "
Xiao Feng thought for a while, and comforted him: "Don't worry, even if there is no antidote, it will only itch for an hour at most, just persevere."
(End of this chapter)
"All stand up!"
Li Ying stood on the steps of the bungalow where the subduing demon operation team was located, with a solemn expression and said: "This assessment, what do you think, how did you perform?"
"Not good..." someone whispered, and lowered their head unconsciously.
"Keep your head up!" Li Ying said angrily, "What I look down on the most is the kind of person who always bows his head. If he makes a mistake, he will correct it. If he loses, he will admit it. If there is anything he dare not face directly!"
As soon as this remark came out, the morale of everyone gradually increased.
However, in the queue, Gong Kaishan's legs were clamped tightly, and he would twist from time to time, with a very uncomfortable expression on his face.
Li Ying turned a blind eye at first, pretending she didn't see it.
After all, in the previous assessment, it was more or less unjust to let Gong Kaishan place the order alone.
Feeling guilty, I couldn't say anything.
However, it didn't take long before Gong Kaishan gasped and scratched between his legs: "Hiss... it tickles me to death, it tickles me to death!"
The sound immediately attracted everyone to look at it, and they all looked confused.
Gong Kaishan hurriedly stopped his movements, but felt the itching became more and more unbearable, his legs stepped on the ground alternately back and forth like a tap dance.
Li Ying coughed dryly, and said coquettishly, "What are you looking at, is it allowed to look back and forth in the queue?"
As soon as the words fell, Gong Kaishan gasped again.
"hiss……"
then……
Both hands pinched and scratched between the legs, but the itching couldn't be suppressed.
Li Ying finally couldn't take it anymore, and asked sharply, "Gong Kaishan, what do you want to do?"
Similarly, Gong Kaishan couldn't take it anymore, he didn't even have time to explain, he ran into the bungalow, hurried back to his dormitory, locked the door, and began...to take off his pants.
Last night, according to what Xiao Feng said, he sprinkled the white powder given by Xiao Feng on his clothes.
After sprinkling, I found that there was still a little left, so I was cruel and sprinkled the powder on my trousers.
After finishing all this, Gong Kaishan happily took a hot bath, and threw the changed trousers into the washing machine.
Assembled urgently this morning, he got up in a hurry, took out the trousers with white powder from the closet and put them on, completely forgetting what he did last night.
So, what happened at this moment.
……
Jinyue Court, in the living room of the villa.
Qian Shaoyuan sat on the sofa, and there was a long distance between him and Lu Yao.
"That..." Qian Shaoyuan scratched his hair, clasped his hands between his legs, and said a little nervously: "Last time I said, it seems that I met you a long time ago, but it's not a random fabrication, but a fact." .
My job is network security and software development, and I have also participated in world-class hacker leagues, although I didn't get a very good ranking. "
"A world-class hacker league?" Lu Yao suddenly asked, "When did you join?"
"Huh?" Qian Shaoyuan cheered up immediately: "I am five, no, I participated six years ago, don't you also..."
As she said that, she unconsciously leaned forward in Lu Yao's direction.
Lu Yao sat aside, distanced herself and said, "I also participated in it, and like you, I didn't get any good rankings."
"It's such a coincidence!" Qian Shaoyuan said excitedly: "Do you remember the first player in history to win a Grand Slam in that league?
In the end, because the master was too strong, he even hacked the main server of the league, and his results were cancelled. "
Lu Yao's complexion became a little unnatural, she touched her nose, and replied, "It's really... impressive."
This is almost nonsense!
The thing that hacked the main server of the league was done by herself, can you not be impressed?
Qian Shaoyuan asked enthusiastically, "What was your ranking at that time?"
"56." Lu Yao made up a random number.
Qian Shaoyuan's face darkened, and he said in a muffled voice, "56 is my ranking."
"Then I may have misremembered. After all, it's been too long. My ranking is 57, um... yes, it's 57!"
Lu Yao smiled awkwardly, she didn't expect that a ranking she said casually would collide with the other party's ranking.
However, Qian Shaoyuan's face became even more ugly, and he said, "The seventh place is one of my classmates. We both received invitations to the competition at the same time."
"..." Lu Yao.
Is it so difficult to tell a lie these days?
The faces of the people who gathered in the study to eavesdrop were quite exciting at the moment.
"With just this EQ, you also have a girlfriend?" The little girl couldn't help but get angry.
Jiang Yixin subconsciously retorted: "Honesty is also a mistake? Or do you just like being lied to?"
"Aren't you arguing?" The little girl said unwillingly, "I'm just talking about objective facts, okay?
Also, I just said something about Qian Shaoyuan, and you jumped out to play against me. Could it be that you have a crush on Qian Shaoyuan? "
"Don't change the subject here, we are discussing whether we should tell the truth."
"Oh, are you guilty?" The little girl said with a tone of seeing through everything: "Don't be shy, if you are embarrassed to say it, I will help you and tell Qian Shaoyuan, maybe you two can really make it."
"You!" Jiang Yixin glared angrily.
Du Qingyue sighed helplessly, and reminded: "If you two continue to quarrel, just wait for others to watch the good show between you two."
Hearing this, the little girl and Jiang Yixin glanced at each other, snorted coldly, turned their heads aside, and their movements were in sync!
Xiao Feng couldn't help but want to call Gong Kaishan or Sun Shijie, and the promised effect would be effective within an hour. What effect?
As a result, as soon as he took out his mobile phone, Gong Kaishan's call came in first.
Xiao Feng didn't wait for the bell to ring, and answered it immediately.
"Brother Xiao, Xiao Feng, help me!"
"Help?" Xiao Feng was a little puzzled.
Theoretically, when it comes to safety factors, the base camp of the Volunteer Operation Team is much higher than our own side, so there shouldn't be any danger.
Could it be that... the devil concentration camp is mobilized in full force, and is about to take over the demon-subduing operation team?
Just as he was thinking wildly, Gong Kaishan's anxious voice came again: "The white powder you gave, why can't it stop itching?
hiss……
I'm about to collapse, so hurry up and give me a solution! "
Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment!
This guy set himself a trap, but ended up trapping himself in it?
Just this IQ, it really makes people unable to complain!
However, you can't really ignore it.
Xiao Feng said in a deep voice, "How long have you been itching?"
"No, I don't know, it feels like hours.
Brother Xiao Feng, I beg you to help me quickly, I have showered several times, and my skin is almost bald, and it doesn't help at all. "
Xiao Feng thought for a while, and comforted him: "Don't worry, even if there is no antidote, it will only itch for an hour at most, just persevere."
(End of this chapter)
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