Crazy God of Online Games

Chapter 207
Regarding Tianyi's question, Xiaoqiang will definitely explain everything, even if Tianyi asks him how many hairs are on his bottom, he will not miss one, especially at this time in his heart, Tianyi is a god, even if this so-called god It looks so wretched, but it can't change Tianyi's position in his heart.

"Oh dear boss, here's the thing..."

"Stop, don't tell stories, tell me the main points, I'm sleepy, I want to go to bed." Just after Tian Yi finished speaking, the God in his soul suddenly became excited, and he was having a bad time these days Tianyi doesn't know what's wrong, his energy is getting more and more abundant, and his sleep is getting less and less, so that God can't wait to find a few beauties directly for Tianyi to consume, so that he can have more time to enter the place that he loves and hates at the same time. in the Divine Comedy.

"Oh, good! Actually, it's just two words: comprehension." Xiaoqiang's words were absolutely brief at this time, but Tian Yi didn't understand immediately, and said angrily, "Comprehension is a fart, be more specific."

"But Boss, didn't you ask me to talk about the key points? Now ask me to talk about the specifics." He replied weakly with an aggrieved face.

Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Tian Yi also felt that he was too fierce, so he quickly apologized and asked him to introduce him a little bit.

I saw Xiaoqiang constantly narrating his spending money, and the sweat on Tianyi's forehead kept flowing drop by drop. Yes, what Xiaoqiang said was really inspiring. After failing again and again, he didn't give up, and tried for a whole day and night No one would have such perseverance and endurance, but Xiaoqiang did it, and he took out a black lacquered pillar, which was exactly the same as Xiaoqiang introduced.
The curious Tianyi took the food that Xiaoqiang spent 160 gold coins to try:

Tetramine: After eating, stamina is reduced by 20%, strength is reduced by 20%, physical attack is reduced by 20%, magic attack is increased by 10%, intelligence is increased by 10%, and there is a certain chance of self-interruption when casting spells, which lasts for 5 minutes. The success rate is 70%. Producer: Xiaoqiang.

"Great, awesome, really awesome, the name is even more awesome, Xiaoqiang's product must be the best! Haha, poisonous rat strong, this name will be taken out by him, it seems that his IQ is not covered." Tianyi did not know today. This is the first time Xiaoqiang has crossed Xiaoqiang like this. In fact, Xiaoqiang spent money to buy the materials for making this tetramine. One is dead mice, the other is tar, and flour. There were only about 5 of them. Tian Yi didn't know why Xiaoqiang mixed these props together, and he didn't ask any further questions, but directly asked Xiaoqiang to teach him this skill.Of course, Xiaoqiang has no regrets and refuses.

It has been a long time since he checked his proficiency of auxiliary skills, Tian Yi still couldn't help opening it, because every time he read it before, he could feel refreshed, but this time he was not so happy, because the middle of the two checks After a long time.

Anatomy: Intermediate 1984/5000
Cookery: Intermediate 1074/5000
"It seems that I really want to get in touch when I have time. During this period of time, the food is provided by Xiaoqiang, and the dissection is also done by Xiaoqiang, and what about me? I'm sorry, I can be lazy, I can't be so lazy anymore, or this The auxiliary skills will cost you." Tian Yi said silently, he felt very sleepy after doing all this, so he went offline directly to sleep.

When Tianyi entered the dream with his left foot, God stepped into the game with his right foot. At this time, in the Divine Comedy Test Center, Chen Yong discovered Tianyi's condition again, so he also put on the helmet and entered the game.

"Haha, Tianyi, you boy finally went to bed for me. Let me tell you, if you are so lazy, I will definitely ask you to build me an ark like Noah, hehe."

But God had just entered the game, and a stranger's profile picture appeared in the friend column of the Crazy God account. God, who was insensitive to this time, didn't pay attention to it. Instead, he went directly to the Candu merchant to repair it, and bought a lot of arrows to prepare for training. After leveling up, he also knew that the Yingman's lair was no longer suitable for him to practice leveling, so he came to Patriarch Candu to inquire, because he was the one who told God about the Eagle's lair before.

"Strange, he is clearly online, but why didn't he answer my communication?" Chen Yong from the test center was very puzzled. In fact, he wanted to know the situation. Of course, he also wanted to know the reason. If there are loopholes, then I have to post them myself. Although being a GM tester is not bad, but I can barely support myself. If I find a girlfriend by myself, the money is not enough to meet the requirements!
Confused, he gave up the communication and switched to private text chat. After hard work, he finally typed a lot of text, but he didn't even take a look at God. There is no way. God is only interested in these monsters. Every time he sees them go to the end and his own experience soars, he feels very happy in his heart.

"Damn it, what kind of plane is this crazy God doing? I've been swiping the screen for so long, but I haven't responded at all, and it's useless to scold him. I really don't know if he is a fool!" Chen Yong was really depressed, because his time It wasn't much, but after spending so much time waiting for a clue, this guy, Crazy God, ignored him at all, and he really wanted to go over and beat him up.

Anger is all about anger, but Chen Yong still tried to contact Crazy God, "By the way, form a team, I can form him, as long as you are not a fool, I will find him." So he launched a team against Crazy God invite.

"Tut duk duk." The multiple arrows are also used to the fullest in the hands of God. He thought of them at first, but it is a pity that his comprehension ability is too poor, which made him fail for a long time. In desperation, he could only pick up ready-made ones.Just when a monster fell to the ground, the system prompted "Player Chen Yongshuaiguo invites you to join his team and ride the world together, do you agree?"

"Chen Yong is handsome?" Speechless, there were three black lines on God's forehead, "What is this family going to do? Looking for me? Or Tianyi? I guess it must be looking for Tianyi. If you look for Tianyi, you won't listen, and there is handsome pot , Fuck, I will never agree with someone who is more handsome than me." God is the most handsome and most handsome existence in heaven, but he didn't even say handsome, and someone actually called him handsome in front of him, which made him very upset. He couldn't help but utter the swear words he learned from Tianyi.

"Uh, he turned down my invitation to form a team. Doesn't he know that I'm looking for him? I'm sorry, God, God, please tell me if the crazy God is a fool." Chen Yong raised his head and shouted, but was surrounded by of players think they are idiots.

However, his question was answered, and a muddy and rich voice appeared in his ears, although it was only two short words.

(End of this chapter)