Master, the apprentice just wants to eat and die

Chapter 564
Chapter 564
After hearing what Luyun said, Bai Luoyu not only felt disgusted with this emperor.

Since you don't like the other party, why do you want to accept the love letter from him?
Taking other people's love letters every day, but rejecting others with a sage look, isn't this delaying other people's fairies? !

Since you don't like it, you should make it clear in person and never accept other people's love letters from now on.He's lucky, people didn't write him a love letter for three days, he became anxious, really... full of tea!
Thinking of this, Bai Luoyu looked at Wenwen again. She felt that such a good girl could not be humiliated by the emperor, so she wanted to wake up the obsessed Wenwen.

However, Wenwen's thought was "The emperor doesn't like those fairies, it seems that I still have a chance!"

So, she dragged Lvyun to ask many emperors about their diet and daily life, and Lvyun told them one by one very readily!

"Lvyun, don't you have any admiration for the emperor?" Wenwen listened for a long time before asking the question in her heart.

Unexpectedly, Luyun laughed out loud: "You fairies must have been confused by Dijun's tricks. The Dijun you see is a jade tree facing the wind, but the Dijun I see is a child. Do ten-year-olds feel love?"

"What do you mean?" Wenwen was a little confused, how could it be a child?
When the emperor rescued her back then, he was clearly a seven-foot-tall Pian Pianjia son, and he hugged her, spinning and dancing in the air, and landed firmly after a while.

At that time, it was the season when the spring breeze was floating and the peach blossoms were flying. The picture of a jade-like son hugging a delicate girl should not be too beautiful!

Luyun explained: "Dijun's cultivation is the highest in the fairyland, and his cultivation has already reached the point of a dream for a thousand years. He can transform the appearance of all living beings, so he can change his face and body at any time.

Every time the emperor goes out, he will turn into a beautiful young man facing the wind, but as long as he is in the Taiji Palace, he looks like a child, so the celestial beings in the Taiji Palace seldom have the intention of admiring the emperor.There are many immortals who regard him as a child! "

When Luyun said this, there was indeed a light like a sister and a mother in her eyes, as if the emperor in her eyes was a child, the kind who hurt people!
Bai Luoyu finally couldn't help laughing out loud: "Is your emperor so playful?"

"The princess is absolutely right, my emperor is so naughty!" Lu Yun nodded.

Bai Luoyu looked at Wenwen and said: "Forget it, I'm tired today, let's go back!"

Wenwen let out a sigh of dejection, and followed Bai Luoyu back.

Lu Yun bowed respectfully and stepped back.

Back in the dormitory, Wenwen kept drooping her head, and said with an unhappy face: "Sister, what kind of person do you think Dijun is?"

"I don't know either, I've never seen it before!" Bai Luoyu shook his head and said.

At this time, Mingde and Zong Ling came back from the outside.

"What did you guys do?" Bai Luoyu asked in surprise seeing Zong Ling's strange attire.

Zong Ling took off the black coat on his body, revealing the original phoenix feather coat.Then, he tore off the fake beard on his face.

Then he opened his mouth and said: "Go and find out what treasures have been lost in Tai Chi Palace!"

"Oh? Did you find out anything?" Bai Luoyu asked curiously.

Zong Ling didn't speak, but picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip of tea.

"That, that's my tea!" Wenwen was stunned, he actually drank her leftover tea? !
Zong Ling obviously didn't expect this to happen, he was taken aback for a moment, and finally swallowed the tea in his mouth.

Seeing him swallowing the tea, Wenwen couldn't help but say, "You, why did you swallow it back?!"

"If you don't swallow it, should I give it back to you?!" Zong Ling asked back.

Wenwen: ...

You drank it all in your mouth, how can you give it back to me?
Bai Luoyu couldn't help but touch her forehead. She suspected that Zong Ling did it on purpose, but unfortunately there was no evidence!

Zong Ling simply drank all the tea in the cup, not a single drop was left!

Then, he opened his mouth and said, "I lost a monkey!"

"???" Bai Luoyu had a question mark on his face?
Seeing her appearance, Zong Ling obviously didn't understand.

So, he explained: "I have inquired about it. Emperor Taiyuan lost a monkey. It is said that this monkey is his pet for many years. Yesterday Taiyuan took the monkey for a walk in the mountains. , maybe that monkey took a fancy to which female monkey? It took advantage of the moonlight and ran away."

Pfft hahaha!

Bai Luoyu couldn't help laughing and said, "How do you know that monkey is male? Maybe it's female, and then ran away after falling in love with the male monkey!"

Zong Ling glared at him and said, "Do you think all the female monkeys in the world are like you? They can't walk when they see beauty?"

"Then didn't you say that the monkey ran away because of the female monkey?" Wenwen retorted immediately.

"I just said it casually!" Zong Ling said, "Actually, that monkey should have been stolen!"

"Who is free to steal a monkey?" Wenwen said disdainfully: "There are so many pets, so it's not good to have a tortoise? It can live for thousands of years, and it can always be with me. The lifespan of a monkey is too short!"

"No matter how long life is, what's the use of a bad brain?!" Zong Ling glanced at Wenwen after finishing speaking.

"Who are you talking about?" Wenwen said anxiously, "Why is the tortoise out of his mind?"

"I didn't mention the turtle, sometimes the pet owner is very important!" Zong Ling said pretending to be serious.

"You, you, you're the one with a bad brain!" Wenwen understood that this guy was saying that her brain was bad.

Zong Ling sneered: "I'm not stupid enough to like a pervert who has been around for ten thousand years!"

"Who are you talking about? Who is perverted for ten thousand years?!" Wenwen immediately exploded when she heard this.

Jumping directly in front of Zong Ling, pointing at his nose and cursing: "I look at you like an old pervert! You go out for nothing, and you still pretend to be dressed up. If you look like this, who wants to look at you? !"

Zong Lingqi's face turned green. He was disguised, but he was still afraid of being recognized by that boy Taiyuan. After all, Taiyuan was bullied by him when he was still a brat...

"Don't you think you're stupid? You only care about other people's perverts?!" Zong Ling felt that this girl was definitely out of her mind!
"You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!" Wenwen was furious, she jumped up and scolded him, but her fingers could only reach Zong Ling's chin, and she couldn't jump any further.

Zong Ling grabbed her finger, then pointed her finger at Bai Luoyu and said, "You can scold me, but you can't scold my sister-in-law! My brother won't let you go!"

Bai Luoyu: ...Why is Zong Ling so sensible recently? !
Wenwen was stunned, and then hurriedly explained: "I didn't scold my sister, I scolded you!"

But Zong Ling said: "You just said clearly that my whole family has only one elder brother and one sister-in-law. You said you didn't scold her?! I don't believe it!"

"I, I just didn't!" Wenwen was anxious.

Zong Ling smiled, obviously he was teasing Wenwen on purpose!
Bai Luoyu glanced at Zong Ling, and saw that he was holding Wenwen's hand, but he hadn't let go. He suddenly realized in his heart that Wannian's single brother-in-law is going to fall in love? !
(End of this chapter)