The black belly is playing big names

Chapter 260
After sending Yelu Mufeng away, Princess Yezi covered her stomach and laughed wildly: "Of course, ah, are you a sign that you plan to piss off the emperor?"

Ye Youran shrugged and said, "I'm just telling the truth!"

"You didn't even notice the emperor's face, it was almost green! Hahahaha, if it wasn't because you are from the Western Regions and I am from the Nanzhen Kingdom, he would probably have lost his temper at the beginning? Hahahaha—— "Princess Ye Zi burst into laughter.

That's right, if it wasn't for Ye Youran and his special identities, he would probably have lost his temper already?It is estimated that he has grown so big, is it the first time someone has commented on him like this?
Just when Princess Ye was out of breath laughing, and Ye Youran was smiling with a black belly, the yard next door was full of hopelessness!

"Why hasn't the emperor come yet? Go and see, where has the emperor gone?" Concubine Xia in the courtyard next door asked anxiously.

After another period of confusion, someone reported to Concubine Xia: "If you go back to your mother, the emperor, the emperor has gone back!"

"What!" Concubine Xia suddenly sat down on the ground with a look of despair.

Alas, if I don't talk about it, if a woman bets her fate on a man, it is doomed to be a tragedy!

Ye Youran and Princess Ye could not help but shake their heads when they heard the movement next door.

I don't know what that concubine Xia looks like, why do you love so much and don't let Yelu Mufeng wait to see her?Tsk tsk, it's great to be an emperor, you can marry all kinds of wives, and after the big wife is over, you have to be a mother and the world can't be jealous!Tsk tsk is really violating the rules!
A man wants three wives and four concubines to embrace him, and he also wants his woman to be loyal to him in all kinds of ways, not only physically, but also in soul.

Tsk tsk, men, you really don't know, if a woman can disregard you and marry a concubine, then she will definitely not love you!Since I don't love you, do whatever you like!It is the same even if you marry a thousand!

Tsk tsk, I really don't know if these men are brain-dead or brain-dead or brain-dead?Do you actually think that all the women around you are devoted to you?
Tsk tsk, I don't know such a simple thing as empathy, and it really only deserves the adjective brain-dead!

Ye Youran looked at Princess Ye and smiled, it seems that everyone is like-minded!
The three of them continued to cook around the brazier and chat about some household matters.

As soon as Yelu Mufeng returned to his palace, he began to look in the mirror in various ways, looking left and right, and after looking for a long time, he asked his close eunuch: "Is my face really ugly?"

"The emperor is wise, handsome, and unmatched!" The eunuchs and maids who were questioned trembled in fright, ah, what happened to the emperor today?For the first time in the world!Why did you suddenly question your appearance?
Yelu Mufeng also doesn't quite understand. I am in the palace, and countless women try their best to please me and satisfy me. Even if I go out of the palace, the women outside will give me a high look, give me a glance, and throw myself into my arms There are too many hugs.

Why is that woman just refusing to look at her?

How could he even say that he is a handsome man?

Yelu Mufeng pondered for a long time in the mirror, and one glance fell on her mustache. Doesn't she like her own beard?Easy!

"Come here! Go to the razor!" Yelu Mufeng gave the order immediately, and the chief eunuch hurriedly sent it over, and then he was expelled.

The eunuchs and maids outside the door are all terrified, you look at me, I look at you, since the emperor came back and shut himself in the room, nothing will happen, right?

However, it turns out that their emperor is doing well!
Not long after, Yelu Mufeng came out of the house, and the energetic mustache that he had originally had disappeared instantly!

"Emperor... Your Majesty! You, you, you, you—" Crashing, people kneeling on the ground, trembling, they couldn't speak properly!
Yelu Mufeng stroked his chin, looked up at the sky and said, "Go to the mother's harem!"

"Yes!" A large group of eunuchs and court ladies followed behind.

Arriving at the Empress Dowager's bedroom, Yelu Mufeng hadn't spoken yet, but she startled the Empress Dowager: "Feng'er, what's wrong with you? What happened?"

Yelu Mufeng sat on the queen mother's side, pondered for a long time before asking: "Mother, is the child considered handsome?"

Ok?This is the first time I heard my son ask such a question!Why did you suddenly become obsessed with this kind of problem?As an emperor, he actually struggled with whether he was handsome or not?
"Silly boy, you are always the best in my mother's eyes!" The empress dowager sighed and said, "What happened today? Why did you say that? You even shaved your beard ?”

"Ah, it's just that my son thinks it's more energetic!" Yelu Mufeng didn't say that it was because Ye Youran said that he was still a handsome man!
The chief eunuch next to the emperor understood everything now!
The Emperor of Emotions is entangled in this sentence!I've been struggling for almost an hour now!That Ranran girl is really capable!

After coming out of the queen mother, I went to the palace's bedroom by the way.

For the sudden arrival of the emperor, the queen was all kinds of surprises, such as tea, towels, snacks, and all kinds of hurried waiters.

Yelu Mufeng sat in front of the mirror, looked left and right at the mirror, and said, "Queen, what do you think of my appearance?"

"The emperor is naturally handsome and brave, unmatched by anyone!" The queen said flatteringly: "Why did the emperor suddenly ask about this? But these days, the concubine Yan is not serving you well? I already know that this concubine Yan is arrogant. It's to make people worry about her! If the emperor is not satisfied, I will arrange for Xiugui to attend her bed next month..."

The queen was still nagging, thinking that she was arranging Yelu Mufeng's night life virtuously, but she didn't know that Yelu Mufeng's mind was not on this at all, but was looking in the mirror all the time, making various expressions, and studying herself. handsome or not.

Alas, if you ask the queen mother, if you ask the queen, you can find a bird's egg!
You don't know, the child is your own, right?In the eyes of mothers, their children are always the most handsome and beautiful!
And in the eyes of the queen, he can only be the best!What can I do?I can't change men again in this life, instead of worrying about this, it's more important to find a way to grab this man's heart and consolidate my position!

Therefore, the truth is always in the hands of the masses who have absolutely no relevant interests!
After this Yelu Mufeng struggled for almost a whole morning, it was finally time for lunch.

Yelu Mufeng really gave dinner to Youlanju, and planned to have dinner with him in person, to express his respect and courtesy to the distinguished guests.

So Ye Youran and Ye Youran's first thought about Yelu Mufeng's visit again was, oh, that Concubine Xia next door, are you going to be disappointed again?
As soon as Yelu Mufeng stepped into Youlanju, he couldn't help raising his chest and raising his head, tucking in his belly and lifting his buttocks, trying to create a standard handsome man.

Cough, dear, but the eldest sister is just talking casually, so don't take it seriously!
Even if it's true, it's fine, you don't have to wrong yourself for the word "sporty man"?
Ye Youran and Princess Ye Zi took Ye Xuan out to meet them as usual, and when they looked up, Yelu Mufeng shaved his face clean, he was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.

Yelu Mufeng looked at Ye Youran expectantly, praise me quickly, praise me for being handsome!Hurry up and praise me for being handsome and handsome now!

Who knew that Ye Youran just smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the banquet. This is the best northern delicacy I've ever eaten!"

Well, why don't you praise me?I have been waiting for a long time!
Seeing the dazzling array of delicacies on the table, Ye Xuan shouted excitedly: "Wow, this is the first time I have seen so many dishes! The taste is really delicious!"

"Hey, you brat, come down!" Ye Youran roared, Ye Xuan deflated immediately, and obediently climbed off the table, Ye Youran turned around and immediately smiled brightly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I made you laugh! Our little girl Small family, poor tutoring! Please don’t make jokes!”

The group of eunuchs and maids standing at the door were collectively petrified!
Well, today is an eye-opener!

It was the first time someone dared to tell the emperor that he was not handsome, the first time someone dared to yell at a child in front of him, and the first time someone even said such a thing to the emperor!

Well, if these are all normal, then the emperor's reaction will become very abnormal!

Yelu Mufeng immediately said with a smile: "No, children should be so naughty, naughty children are smart! Yexuan, it doesn't matter, you can eat whatever you like! If you don't have enough, let the imperial dining room do it!"

Er... well, the sun is coming out from the west today!
After exchanging pleasantries, everyone finally sat down as guest and host. Can we have dinner this time?
Well, if it goes so smoothly, then the story is meaningless!

That's right, here we come again!
Just as Yelu Mufeng, Ye Youran, and Princess Yexuan were happily preparing to have lunch with the four of them, they heard hurried footsteps outside, and an eunuch trotted in and knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, Concubine Yan is here! I happened to meet Concubine Xia next door, the two concubines, they—”

The four people at the dinner table looked up at the same time, Ye Youran and Princess Ye Zi looked at each other, the eyes of the two of them rolled, ah, ah, there is a good show to watch!

Sure enough, Yelu Mufeng frowned, and said displeasedly: "What happened? Concubine Xia? I haven't seen her for a long time, how is it?"

Ye Youran shook her head lightly, tsk tsk, tsk tsk, listening to her tone, she just asked so casually, as if this concubine Xia was not his woman at all, but just one of his servants!
"If you go back to the emperor, the concubine Xia has never been in bed because she was sick last year. Now I heard that she has recovered! Now that the concubine Yan came to look for the emperor, she happened to meet the concubine Xia. The two empresses quarreled as soon as they met. Get up, moreover, it seems that the maid below has made a move!" The little eunuch replied anxiously.

(End of this chapter)