The black belly is playing big names

Chapter 3 How do you want me to live

"Forgot to warn you in advance, to greet my mother, you have to call her beauty!" Ye Xuan lowered his voice and said, "If you call her something else, she will be angry, unless you call her class!"

Ye Youran looked at her son angrily: "Stupid boy, that's a lady! It's not a tape!"

Well, these are not the point anymore!The point is, what are you doing here, uncle?What did my son do to you?

This uncle, ahem, well, let's just call him uncle!He's already calling us big sister, so if we call him uncle, it's a win!
In fact, in good conscience, this guy is really not ugly!He has a tall and straight figure, delicate eyebrows, a high bridge of nose, and very round finger joints.

He is a handsome man!

"Ah, it's really nothing, except that your son pissed all over me—" the man weighed his words and said, "My name is Shang Yike—"

Before he finished speaking, Ye Youran glared at her son and roared angrily, "How many times have I taught you not to pee on people, why didn't you listen? What if you develop a habit and see animals?" Just pee, what if it’s a cobra next time? What about a bird that swallows you in one gulp?”

Well, a certain dear friend has been messed up in all kinds of wind!

He finally understands why there are such weird children in the world, it is because he has an even weirder mother!

"Um, I just want to say, I want to be this child's master! This child has excellent bones and is a top-notch martial arts genius!" Shang Yike continued, but no matter what he said, the other party was always training him. Child: "You said why are you so disobedient? Didn't I tell you that even if you want to pee on someone, you must do it in a leak-tight manner so that the other party will not notice that it is your doing? If you are not skilled enough, you will be punished Run three laps around the village!"

"Er..." Shang Yike was in a mess of all kinds of wind!
"Also, you didn't do it alone. Why did the other party only catch you? Was it because your skills were still not up to par? I punished you for not eating braised pork at noon today!" Ye Youran continued to train the child for a long time. Only then did he remember the handsome uncle standing beside him, turned his head and asked fiercely, "What did you just say?"

Shang Yike wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and suddenly felt that he was so wronged and speechless, he didn't know how to speak at all!

At this time, Ye Youran picked out his ears and said, "I seem to have heard that you want to be this child's teacher?"

Shang Yike almost cried!
Sister, you finally heard it!
"Ah, that's what happened! My son, you've seen it too. I don't talk about the good materials for natural martial arts training, and I don't talk about all kinds of intelligence. The key is that this child will grow up like me, and he will become different in the future. He is so handsome!" A shameless elder sister chattered endlessly: "You said that there is no one in a million, no one in a billion super good materials in this world, how can you just give it to a blacksmith to forge casually? Right? I also It’s not bragging, as long as I post the list, which one of the famous teachers in the world will rush to become his master? So, buddy, you are lucky, you found my son before this lady posted the list! You have come here , can’t let you go empty-handed, right? How about this? How much do you plan to give us a month?”

Wait a minute?Wait a little longer?This is the first time I heard that the recruiter still has to give money to the other party!Don't all students pay tuition to teachers?

Shang Yike wiped the cold sweat off his face: "Then...how much do you want...do you want?"

Um... I'm so miserable. It's the first time I came to ask someone to be a master, not to mention, but also to give someone money!
Ye Youran and Ye Xuan made a calculation, and it turned out that Shang Yike was guarding the money seriously: "How about five taels of silver a month? In this way, your braised pig's trotters and roast duck are enough to eat." !"

"Mother, I'm still growing now! Didn't you say that you should eat more fish!" Ye Xuan said with a serious face, "Didn't you say that eating fish will make you smarter!"

Uh... child, you are already smart enough, if you continue to be smart, how will we adults live?

(End of this chapter)