Korean Entertainment 2015

Chapter 597 Shit (46)

The next day, Li Wenguang woke up to the sound of the cock crowing. The moment he opened his eyes, he felt something moving on his face. It turned out that Hani's hand was inserted into his mouth.

"Bah!" Li Wenguang quickly spit out his fingers, then looked left and right, and found that he was the first to wake up, and everyone was still asleep at the moment.

"These guys are really lazy." Li Wenguang yawned, because he didn't sleep well last night, so he got dark circles under his eyes.

Hani woke up because of the movement just now, but as soon as she woke up, her stomach screamed, but it wasn't the kind of hunger scream, but the pain scream.

"Oh, I want to shit." Hani said sleepily, clutching his stomach, with an uncomfortable expression on his face.

Li Wenguang made a painstaking effort, then took out toilet paper and wet wipes from his backpack, handed them to Hani and said, "Do you want me to go with you?" After all, this place looked a bit dangerous.

"Well, but if you dare to peek, be careful and I will beat you." Hani stood up holding Li Wenguang's toilet paper and wet wipes. The others were still sleeping at the moment. It seemed that they were really tired yesterday.

Li Wenguang and Hani walked out of the village and walked to the nearby grove. I have to say that the scenery here is very good, with a sense of beauty that the city does not have.

Li Wenguang looked at the red sun and stretched his waist. The air here was also very fresh, but he was soon infected by a bad smell.

"It stinks, why is your stool so smelly?" Li Wenguang couldn't help complaining, and then covered his nostrils with his hands.

"Nonsense, is there any poop that doesn't stink? What do you think I am?" Hani yelled angrily, when a strange sound came out.

"Hey, can't you keep your voice down?" Li Wenguang said helplessly, he almost couldn't help turning his head to look, but celebrities are also ordinary people who eat, drink and shit.

When you can't see it, the goddess in your heart may be pooping, or maybe watching TV with your feet, everything is unknown.

"Don't you poop?" Hani looked at Li Wenguang's back curiously and asked. It seems that Li Wenguang hasn't pooped once since yesterday. Could it be that he is constipated?
"I pulled it last night." Li Wenguang said helplessly. Hani and the others felt that he didn't sleep well yesterday, so he just went to solve his physical problems.

"Phew, it's finally much more comfortable." Hani said with a smile, then wiped his butt, then took out the wet wipe that Li Wenguang gave him and wiped it again.

"Are you alright?" Li Wenguang asked loudly, he was also a little urgent to urinate now, so he wanted to solve his physical problems.

"Okay, okay." Hani said, covering her nose. She also felt that her stool was very smelly. After all, there are very few stools in this world that don't smell bad.

After Hani solved his physical problems, his complexion improved a lot, with a cheerful smile on his face, Li Wenguang turned to Hani and sighed, this is the real life of a female idol.

"Then go back by yourself, I want to pee." Li Wenguang said, and then walked into another small forest.

"I'll wait for you, you've waited for me too." Hani said with a smile, completely lacking the reserve that a girl should have.

"Hey, am I shy when you're like this?" Li Wenguang said helplessly, knowing that Hani's behavior would make him feel a little embarrassed.

"Why are you shy? I'm not even shy." Hani stared at Li Wenguang and said, this guy even knows how to spell the word shy.

"Then don't look at it." Li Wenguang looked at Hani and said, motioning to turn around quickly.

"I see, it's not like I haven't seen you..." Hani suddenly covered her mouth, and she found that what she said was really a bit strange.

"What? What did you just say?" Li Wenguang was obviously taken aback when he heard Hani's words.

"It's nothing, you heard it wrong, pee quickly, everyone should wake up in a while." Hani said quickly.

Li Wenguang unbuttoned his trousers, and then began to release water. After an unknown period of time, a puddle of water appeared on the grass, which was the fertilizer Li Wenguang used to irrigate them.

"Oh, it's much more comfortable." Li Wenguang shook his body, then walked back to Hani who was carrying him on his back, and patted her shoulder with his hand.

"Hey, don't touch it, your hands are dirty." Hani said, staring at Li Wenguang.

"Your hands are not clean, go back quickly." Li Wenguang said with a smile, and then stroked her hair with his hands.

"Li Wenguang, you really deserve a beating." Hani pinched his waist so hard that he couldn't help crying out in pain.

When the two came back, people started to get up one after another. Quan Xiaosheng yawned and looked at the two and said, "You guys got up really early."

"I'm more used to getting up early." Li Wenguang smiled. Today is the real start. They will sleep in the virgin forest in the future, and they don't know if they will encounter any wild boars.

At this time, Luo Haomin and the others were thinking about Li Wenguang. Although they said they didn't want Li Wenguang, they seemed very empty after the bastard left.

"I don't know how this guy is doing in the jungle." Luo Haomin said with a sigh, but he received a very good news.

"Wen Guang is probably doing well. This guy's vitality is already very tenacious." Chen Yingjun walked over and said, holding a banana in his hand.

"Yes, even if everyone else is dead, he is still alive." Li Qingxing said while drinking the coffee he made himself.

Li Wenguang and the others gathered together again. At this time, Li Zhiyuan PD told them: "There are many animals that can be hunted in the mountains, such as wild boars, bears, deer, monitor lizards, and giant pythons. In the water, there are crocodiles, turtles, and very large ones." Catfish and various unknown fish."

"There are so many?" Li Wenguang said with a smile. He didn't expect there to be such creatures as bears, but he probably couldn't beat bears.

Hani was taken aback by Li Zhiyuan's words, and covered his mouth with his hand, obviously he didn't expect such a beast to exist in this place, it was really shocking.

Jun Xiaosheng's face was calm, it seems that she is much more courageous than Hani.

"Next, I will show you some kinds of prey." Li Zhiyuan said with a smile. At this time, several people from the Bunan tribe came over with fish.

Li Taikun, who is a fish expert, began to explain, and Li Wenguang also listened with interest. He was obviously very interested in fishing.

"Okay, since that's the case, let's go to the depths of the forest." Jin Bingwan shouted loudly, and then led Li Wenguang and the others into the depths of the forest.

(End of this chapter)