The fairy of another world is also crazy
Chapter 323 What does it mean to steal a chicken without losing money?
Chapter 323 What does it mean to steal a chicken without losing money?
"Hey hey, Hu Lanfei, don't you make yourself into a coquettish look every day to come to the city? Tonight, the uncle will let you submit to my overlord gun!" One person and one dragon wretched in this room Laughing, these two guys are really despicable and outrageous!
It was already late at night, Yun Dacao looked at the time, it was almost midnight, it was easy to do things in the dead of night!Only then did he carry the flagon in his mouth and quietly groped towards Hu Lanfei's room.The lights in Hu Lanfei's room are still on, presumably the little fox is not asleep yet, hehe, it looks like it's just in time!
In the house, Hu Lanfei had just finished taking a shower and was about to go to bed after a tiring day, when she suddenly heard a "dong dong dong" knock on the door. "Strange, it's so late, who will come to see me?" Hu Lanfei was a little puzzled, and while thinking, he shouted out the door with a slightly confused voice: "Who is it?"
"Hehe, Lan Fei, it's me, Yun Feng. I'm sorry, but I'm here to ask you about the distribution of food for the fox clan." Yunda Animal tried his best to sound serious.
But this guy can't help but mutter in his heart: "Little fox, be good, open the door, I want to be happy"
Comrade Lao Yun knew in his heart that the thousands of people of the Fox tribe had to rely on Luo Khan for food to feed them!As soon as this little hoof heard that he was going to give them food, he would definitely take the bait.
Sure enough, as soon as Hu Lanfei heard that Luohan was going to distribute food to the fox clan, he immediately regained his spirits, hurriedly opened the door, and said to Yunfeng, "Brother Yunfeng, it's you, so go in and discuss it." Bundle!"
Yun Dacao entered the room, probed his brain and inspected it, and found that there was no one else in the room, only Hu Lanfei was alone, so he brushed the dust on the stool, sat down and said, "Oh, Lan Fei, I see you Bai is very busy, so I didn't bother him, I just saw that your light was still on, and thought you were not asleep, so I took the liberty to come in and disturb you, I'm a little embarrassed"
"Hey, Brother Yunfeng, we will never forget your great kindness to the Fox Clan. You are too serious. If you have anything to say, just speak up. I heard that you promised to send a group of foxes to our Fox Clan. Food?" Hu Lanfei looked very happy, and looked at Yun Feng flickeringly with big eyes, which made Yun Feng even more distracted.
Comrade Lao Yun calmly took out the prepared bottle of fine wine from his bosom, and then found two glasses in Hu Lanfei's room to set them up. He said with a smile: "Don't worry, since I promised to give you foxes a stable living environment, I will definitely do it. I plan to give you [-] bags of food for emergency use. Is this enough?"
Hu Lanfei hurriedly said happily: "Enough is enough, our fox family has always consumed less than humans, and [-] bags of food is enough for us to eat for the first half of the year! Brother Yunfeng, I really don't know how to thank you And you!"
"Thank me, hee hee, you will have a chance soon!" Yunda Raw thought wretchedly in his heart.
At this time, Yun Feng had already pushed a glass of wine in front of the little fox calmly, and he said with a smile: "Lan Fei, from now on, your fox clan, Luohan and I will be a family, come on, have a drink!" With this glass of wine, I wish your fox family a better tomorrow!"
After finishing speaking, Comrade Lao Yun clinked glasses with Hu Lanfei, raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass, very proudly.Hu Lanfei didn't suspect what Yun Feng was doing in the wine at all, and of course he didn't know that Yun Feng's wine pot was also specially made, and there were actually two wine bags in it, as long as the wine was poured out half a circle, the wine was poured without medicine of.After pouring himself a glass, he quietly turned the jug around, and now all the wine mixed with "Qi Yang Chun Ye" was poured out.
Hu Lanfei smiled slightly, took the wine glass that Yun Feng pushed over, raised it, and was about to pour it into his mouth, when suddenly he heard Hu Laobai's voice outside the door: "Lan Fei, you haven't slept yet, Why is there such a strong smell of wine coming from the room!"
There was a "click" in Yunda's heart, not to mention how angry he was!This old fox, he still doesn't sleep at such a late hour, why does he come out to wander around in the middle of the night! "Hey, he won't spoil my good deed, will he?" Yun Feng suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Hu Lanfei hurried to open the door, and sure enough, it was Hu Laobai standing at the door with a smile.
"Father, brother Yunfeng said he would give our clan [-] bags of food first, and he just came to inform me tonight!" Hu Lanfei happily reported the good news to Hu Laobai.
Hu Laobai was obviously very happy when he heard the news, and he didn't mind that Yunfeng ran to his daughter's room in the middle of the night, but said with a smile: "Well, you two didn't call me for drinking and celebrating, how far away are you?" I asked about the taste of Baihua Niang, this is the elf's secret brew, I haven't drank it for a long time, and the gluttons are hooked by you!"
At this moment, Yun Feng stared at Hu Laobai's smiling face, wishing to swell him up.This dead fox must have done it on purpose, he didn't come early, he didn't come late, he just came to disturb my good business at this time!
Although Yunda Animal is cursing Fox Laobai fiercely in his heart, he still pretends to be extremely happy on the surface: "Old Bai, I'm afraid it's so late and you're already asleep, so it's not good to disturb you , so I came to tell Lan Fei first, by the way, if you like to drink Baihua Niang, dare I ask someone to send you two jars tomorrow..."
At this time, Hu Laobai had already come to the table, his eyes lit up when he smelled the wine, and he drooled and said: "Ah, Yun Feng, I think today's wine is very good, there is no need to wait until tomorrow, Let me try it today!"
Hu Laobai didn't care whether Yun Feng agreed or not, he went straight to get a cup and filled it up for himself.Now, Comrade Lao Yun knew what it means to steal chickens without losing money. He stared at Hu Laobai with wide eyes, and wanted to stop him from drinking, but he couldn't open his mouth.
What do you say?Could it be that he just told him that half of the wine was drugged with aphrodisiacs, in order to fascinate Hu Lanfei?Are all the medicines you poured out?If you don't do it, if you don't do it, a fool will not tell himself and take the initiative to tell this kind of thing.
Just when Yunfeng was helpless, Hu Laobai had already poured the glass of wine into his mouth, clicked his mouth twice, and praised: "Good wine, good wine, it is indeed the Baihua brew of the elves, it is really delicious It is fragrant and has a lingering aftertaste! Huh? Why don’t you drink it?”
Hu Lanfei knew that her father had no other hobbies, but liked to drink a little wine, so she pushed the glass of wine in front of her to Hu Laobai, and said with a smile: "Father, if you like to drink, drink it , I've never liked drinking very much"
Yunda Animal is dumbfounding now, a good dream has been disturbed by Hu Laobai.Helpless!
"Haha, since you all don't drink, then I'm not being polite!" Hu Laobai stroked his beard, and he didn't even use the cup, but put his mouth to the spout and poured it down.
"It's really terrible!" Yunda animal screamed in his heart, the medicine he had prepared was really powerful, as long as he drank a cup, his consciousness would be blurred, his heart would be swaying, and he wanted to vent his anger immediately, but Hu Laobai actually I drank the whole pot by myself, and the devil will know what will happen after the medicine takes effect.
"What should I do? What should I do?" Yun Feng's head started to break out in cold sweat. After a while, if the effect of the medicine came up, Hu Lanfei found out that there was something wrong with the wine, so she insisted on finding herself desperately, and wanted to do it again in the future. Once, I'm afraid it won't be so easy!No, if Hu Laobai's medicine took effect, wouldn't he be caught with his penis?
Uh... Thinking of this, Comrade Lao Yun is about to break out in a cold sweat.It's too unsafe here, so let's run away and talk about it first!
Who is Yunda Animal?The skill of oiling the soles of the feet is not comparable to that of ordinary people.He stood up and said to Hu Lanfei in a panic: "Eh, I don't think it's early today, I'd better go back and rest first, Lan Fei, you should rest early too."
Hu Lanfei looked at Yun Feng, who was almost running away, very puzzled. Just now he seemed to be chatting with him, why did he leave suddenly?
At this time, Hu Laobai had already drank all the wine in the pot, and his whole body had begun to show a kind of confusion.Jiu heard him belch contentedly, ignored Comrade Lao Yun's reaction, grabbed his arm and said, "Yun Feng, why did you leave so soon? I want to go back to the City Lord's Mansion with you to get more How many jugs of wine!"
"Ah?" Comrade Lao Yun's arm was grabbed by Hu Laobai, and he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body: "Hey, it's possible that the potency of the medicine came up so quickly, right?"Thinking of this, Yunda Animal shuddered even more, tried his best to shake off Hu Laobai's hand, and fled towards the door.
"Whoa, whoa!" Comrade Lao Yun ran to his sweaty city lord's mansion in one breath, then stopped, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to himself: "Huh! Finally came back safe and sound! "Just after he put down a stone in his heart, Hu Laobai's voice suddenly sounded behind Yunfeng: "Yunfeng, why are you running so fast! It took me a long time to chase. You wouldn't So stingy, why don't you give me a few more bottles of 'Hundred Flower Brew'?"
Comrade Lao Yun turned around in shock and found that Hu Laobai was behind him, looking at him with a smile.
"Damn, he smiles so smugly, it must have taken effect from the medicine, my god, I am a normal man, it is impossible for people to develop a backyard..." Thinking of the possibility of Pushed down by Hu Laobai, Yunfeng couldn't help feeling sick, feeling a little sick...
"Damn, God doesn't have eyes, this is called stealing chickens without losing money?"
(End of this chapter)
"Hey hey, Hu Lanfei, don't you make yourself into a coquettish look every day to come to the city? Tonight, the uncle will let you submit to my overlord gun!" One person and one dragon wretched in this room Laughing, these two guys are really despicable and outrageous!
It was already late at night, Yun Dacao looked at the time, it was almost midnight, it was easy to do things in the dead of night!Only then did he carry the flagon in his mouth and quietly groped towards Hu Lanfei's room.The lights in Hu Lanfei's room are still on, presumably the little fox is not asleep yet, hehe, it looks like it's just in time!
In the house, Hu Lanfei had just finished taking a shower and was about to go to bed after a tiring day, when she suddenly heard a "dong dong dong" knock on the door. "Strange, it's so late, who will come to see me?" Hu Lanfei was a little puzzled, and while thinking, he shouted out the door with a slightly confused voice: "Who is it?"
"Hehe, Lan Fei, it's me, Yun Feng. I'm sorry, but I'm here to ask you about the distribution of food for the fox clan." Yunda Animal tried his best to sound serious.
But this guy can't help but mutter in his heart: "Little fox, be good, open the door, I want to be happy"
Comrade Lao Yun knew in his heart that the thousands of people of the Fox tribe had to rely on Luo Khan for food to feed them!As soon as this little hoof heard that he was going to give them food, he would definitely take the bait.
Sure enough, as soon as Hu Lanfei heard that Luohan was going to distribute food to the fox clan, he immediately regained his spirits, hurriedly opened the door, and said to Yunfeng, "Brother Yunfeng, it's you, so go in and discuss it." Bundle!"
Yun Dacao entered the room, probed his brain and inspected it, and found that there was no one else in the room, only Hu Lanfei was alone, so he brushed the dust on the stool, sat down and said, "Oh, Lan Fei, I see you Bai is very busy, so I didn't bother him, I just saw that your light was still on, and thought you were not asleep, so I took the liberty to come in and disturb you, I'm a little embarrassed"
"Hey, Brother Yunfeng, we will never forget your great kindness to the Fox Clan. You are too serious. If you have anything to say, just speak up. I heard that you promised to send a group of foxes to our Fox Clan. Food?" Hu Lanfei looked very happy, and looked at Yun Feng flickeringly with big eyes, which made Yun Feng even more distracted.
Comrade Lao Yun calmly took out the prepared bottle of fine wine from his bosom, and then found two glasses in Hu Lanfei's room to set them up. He said with a smile: "Don't worry, since I promised to give you foxes a stable living environment, I will definitely do it. I plan to give you [-] bags of food for emergency use. Is this enough?"
Hu Lanfei hurriedly said happily: "Enough is enough, our fox family has always consumed less than humans, and [-] bags of food is enough for us to eat for the first half of the year! Brother Yunfeng, I really don't know how to thank you And you!"
"Thank me, hee hee, you will have a chance soon!" Yunda Raw thought wretchedly in his heart.
At this time, Yun Feng had already pushed a glass of wine in front of the little fox calmly, and he said with a smile: "Lan Fei, from now on, your fox clan, Luohan and I will be a family, come on, have a drink!" With this glass of wine, I wish your fox family a better tomorrow!"
After finishing speaking, Comrade Lao Yun clinked glasses with Hu Lanfei, raised his neck and drank the wine in the glass, very proudly.Hu Lanfei didn't suspect what Yun Feng was doing in the wine at all, and of course he didn't know that Yun Feng's wine pot was also specially made, and there were actually two wine bags in it, as long as the wine was poured out half a circle, the wine was poured without medicine of.After pouring himself a glass, he quietly turned the jug around, and now all the wine mixed with "Qi Yang Chun Ye" was poured out.
Hu Lanfei smiled slightly, took the wine glass that Yun Feng pushed over, raised it, and was about to pour it into his mouth, when suddenly he heard Hu Laobai's voice outside the door: "Lan Fei, you haven't slept yet, Why is there such a strong smell of wine coming from the room!"
There was a "click" in Yunda's heart, not to mention how angry he was!This old fox, he still doesn't sleep at such a late hour, why does he come out to wander around in the middle of the night! "Hey, he won't spoil my good deed, will he?" Yun Feng suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Hu Lanfei hurried to open the door, and sure enough, it was Hu Laobai standing at the door with a smile.
"Father, brother Yunfeng said he would give our clan [-] bags of food first, and he just came to inform me tonight!" Hu Lanfei happily reported the good news to Hu Laobai.
Hu Laobai was obviously very happy when he heard the news, and he didn't mind that Yunfeng ran to his daughter's room in the middle of the night, but said with a smile: "Well, you two didn't call me for drinking and celebrating, how far away are you?" I asked about the taste of Baihua Niang, this is the elf's secret brew, I haven't drank it for a long time, and the gluttons are hooked by you!"
At this moment, Yun Feng stared at Hu Laobai's smiling face, wishing to swell him up.This dead fox must have done it on purpose, he didn't come early, he didn't come late, he just came to disturb my good business at this time!
Although Yunda Animal is cursing Fox Laobai fiercely in his heart, he still pretends to be extremely happy on the surface: "Old Bai, I'm afraid it's so late and you're already asleep, so it's not good to disturb you , so I came to tell Lan Fei first, by the way, if you like to drink Baihua Niang, dare I ask someone to send you two jars tomorrow..."
At this time, Hu Laobai had already come to the table, his eyes lit up when he smelled the wine, and he drooled and said: "Ah, Yun Feng, I think today's wine is very good, there is no need to wait until tomorrow, Let me try it today!"
Hu Laobai didn't care whether Yun Feng agreed or not, he went straight to get a cup and filled it up for himself.Now, Comrade Lao Yun knew what it means to steal chickens without losing money. He stared at Hu Laobai with wide eyes, and wanted to stop him from drinking, but he couldn't open his mouth.
What do you say?Could it be that he just told him that half of the wine was drugged with aphrodisiacs, in order to fascinate Hu Lanfei?Are all the medicines you poured out?If you don't do it, if you don't do it, a fool will not tell himself and take the initiative to tell this kind of thing.
Just when Yunfeng was helpless, Hu Laobai had already poured the glass of wine into his mouth, clicked his mouth twice, and praised: "Good wine, good wine, it is indeed the Baihua brew of the elves, it is really delicious It is fragrant and has a lingering aftertaste! Huh? Why don’t you drink it?”
Hu Lanfei knew that her father had no other hobbies, but liked to drink a little wine, so she pushed the glass of wine in front of her to Hu Laobai, and said with a smile: "Father, if you like to drink, drink it , I've never liked drinking very much"
Yunda Animal is dumbfounding now, a good dream has been disturbed by Hu Laobai.Helpless!
"Haha, since you all don't drink, then I'm not being polite!" Hu Laobai stroked his beard, and he didn't even use the cup, but put his mouth to the spout and poured it down.
"It's really terrible!" Yunda animal screamed in his heart, the medicine he had prepared was really powerful, as long as he drank a cup, his consciousness would be blurred, his heart would be swaying, and he wanted to vent his anger immediately, but Hu Laobai actually I drank the whole pot by myself, and the devil will know what will happen after the medicine takes effect.
"What should I do? What should I do?" Yun Feng's head started to break out in cold sweat. After a while, if the effect of the medicine came up, Hu Lanfei found out that there was something wrong with the wine, so she insisted on finding herself desperately, and wanted to do it again in the future. Once, I'm afraid it won't be so easy!No, if Hu Laobai's medicine took effect, wouldn't he be caught with his penis?
Uh... Thinking of this, Comrade Lao Yun is about to break out in a cold sweat.It's too unsafe here, so let's run away and talk about it first!
Who is Yunda Animal?The skill of oiling the soles of the feet is not comparable to that of ordinary people.He stood up and said to Hu Lanfei in a panic: "Eh, I don't think it's early today, I'd better go back and rest first, Lan Fei, you should rest early too."
Hu Lanfei looked at Yun Feng, who was almost running away, very puzzled. Just now he seemed to be chatting with him, why did he leave suddenly?
At this time, Hu Laobai had already drank all the wine in the pot, and his whole body had begun to show a kind of confusion.Jiu heard him belch contentedly, ignored Comrade Lao Yun's reaction, grabbed his arm and said, "Yun Feng, why did you leave so soon? I want to go back to the City Lord's Mansion with you to get more How many jugs of wine!"
"Ah?" Comrade Lao Yun's arm was grabbed by Hu Laobai, and he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body: "Hey, it's possible that the potency of the medicine came up so quickly, right?"Thinking of this, Yunda Animal shuddered even more, tried his best to shake off Hu Laobai's hand, and fled towards the door.
"Whoa, whoa!" Comrade Lao Yun ran to his sweaty city lord's mansion in one breath, then stopped, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to himself: "Huh! Finally came back safe and sound! "Just after he put down a stone in his heart, Hu Laobai's voice suddenly sounded behind Yunfeng: "Yunfeng, why are you running so fast! It took me a long time to chase. You wouldn't So stingy, why don't you give me a few more bottles of 'Hundred Flower Brew'?"
Comrade Lao Yun turned around in shock and found that Hu Laobai was behind him, looking at him with a smile.
"Damn, he smiles so smugly, it must have taken effect from the medicine, my god, I am a normal man, it is impossible for people to develop a backyard..." Thinking of the possibility of Pushed down by Hu Laobai, Yunfeng couldn't help feeling sick, feeling a little sick...
"Damn, God doesn't have eyes, this is called stealing chickens without losing money?"
(End of this chapter)
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