Global Escape: Disaster is always one step behind me

Chapter 59 A Bowl of Crucian Carp Soup
"Brother, it's not easy to do well in the catering business now. Look at those people, before we even come in, they are still outside to greet us vigorously!"

Huang Su took Yang Dali for a walk, not far from Beishan, there was a restaurant there.

Before Huang Su walked over, two people greeted him: "Two handsome guys, come to our place for dinner! We have everything from pork, duck and beef, a century-old brand, worth a try!"

"Damn it, I've seen a ghost, and some people call me handsome."

Yang Dali grinned and opened his mouth.

Good guy!
These two can really talk!Crouching dragon and phoenix chick!

Yang Dali glanced over: "Brother, this is the one!"

"it is good!"

Huang Su also laughed and entered the restaurant.

The two sat down, and a waiter was already waiting by the side.

"What do the two handsome guys want to eat, the menu is here, please take a look!"

Huang Su looked over and saw that there were indeed all kinds of pork, duck, mutton and beef on the menu, but there seemed to be no fish.

This is also caused by various unexpected lessons since the great change of the earth. In the past few months, many people have died due to fish bones stuck in their throats. There are also some markets.

"Boss, how about a braised crucian carp in soy sauce? I'm quite greedy at home, so I just have a bite today!"

Yang Dali chuckled.

As soon as the words came out, several people not far away looked over, with expressions on their faces, and a cold snort, who didn't know what they were snorting at.

The waiter in front of Yang Dali's face tightened: "Handsome guy, this crucian carp is not edible now. We can't finish picking out the small, random, and broken thorns in the crucian carp. All kinds of accidents are easy to happen. Why don't you order it?" Others? It’s really not possible, you just order sea bass, grouper, pangasius and other spineless fish? We promise to do well!”

"Boss, don't worry, just do this crucian carp, it won't kill anyone."

Yang Dali patted his chest, looked at Huang Su, and became more confident.

"What if..."

The waiter still showed a bit of embarrassment.

"It's so hard to eat a fish, forget it, it's not hard for you! Big brother, shall we eat beef today? My family raises too much pork, and I'm tired of eating it."

Yang Dali didn't want to bother Huang Su either, he could tell that this store was really looking out for him, after all, this was an era when eating fish was risky.

"I want to eat crucian carp, buy one! There is plenty of money! If you don't eat it, go to another one!"

The man who was snorting coldly spoke at this time, his voice was very loud, and the voice of his speech was a bit like that of Dongpu.

"Why do you want to eat crucian carp?!"

The waiter was taken aback, what happened today, are you going to die?

"I want to eat crucian carp, do it quickly, are you still in business?"

The still incomparably blunt tone, as well as the condescending attitude, made the good-tempered waiter feel angry, but the smile on his face remained unchanged: "Okay, I've written down your crucian carp, table 2 A crucian carp, as for your side, how about beef, stir-fried yellow beef?"

The waiter looked at Huang Su.

Obviously, he already knew that this young handsome guy was the person in charge, and that thick-eyed "handsome guy" was the younger brother.

Huang Su thought it was a bit miraculous that such a shitty thing could happen after a meal?
Could it be that the Dongying man's brain was kicked by a donkey?
However, I am in a good mood today, and there is no need to worry the waiter, so I nodded: "Then serve a stir-fried yellow beef first."

"Okay, handsome guy!"

The waiter breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother, it's so hard to eat fish now, what if those fish are left unattended in a few days and they all become fine?"

Yang Dali served Huang Su wine, and after two glasses of wine, his thoughts diverged.

Crucian carp essence, grass carp essence?
Finally a mermaid appeared again?
"This is a problem. Anything can happen in this era. It may not be impossible for another SSS secret realm to leak some spiritual energy and make animals grow wildly!"

Huang Su thought of some novels he had read on weekdays, which were the things he often read in high school and college.

Resurrection of spiritual energy, great changes in the world?
The little tiger will become a tiger spirit, the little lion will become a lion king, and the little squirrel will become a spirit and become a little pine.

But there is no such sign yet.

"Hey, that's nothing to be afraid of! They're evolving, and we're evolving too, just fuck him! I don't believe that we humans can't evolve as well as them! But brother, are we really going to stop drinking crucian carp soup today?"

Yang Dali showed a bit of ambition on the surface, he looked like he was going to shovel the tiger away with a sliding shovel, but when his voice changed, he turned into a guy who wanted to eat fish again.

"Fish, where is it that ordinary people can eat, you ordinary people, don't die!"

The Dongying people over there seemed to have good hearing, and they spoke again at this time.

He has a high nose, thick eyebrows, ugly hairstyle, and the Chinese characters he speaks are still extremely blunt, revealing a bit of aloofness.

"Damn it, I'm talking to my elder brother, do you have the part to talk?"

Yang Dali jumped up immediately: "I have long disliked you! Don't push your nose on your face."

When the voice fell, there was a bang!
A brick turned into a streak of light and flew back into Huang Su's hands.

Yang Dali stood there, looking at the Dongying people who had fallen to the ground, a little confused: "He fell down before I made a move?"

"He likes to interrupt, so just do it directly. He buzzes and buzzes like a fly after eating. It's really annoying. If you say that for a long time, he won't fall down!"

Huang Su had finished his work and was talking slowly.

This Dongying person has obviously evolved, so he is talking nonsense here, but the evolution of that Dongying person is not worth mentioning in his eyes. Even if the attributes of the chat channel show that his speed is 8, so what?
His bricks had already returned, and the Dongpu people had no time to react.

Yang Dali's eyes lit up, and he nodded: "Brother, I made a note!"

The next time I do it directly, I have to talk about it for a long time, the other side is still fine!
"Let's put the crucian carp soup on our side, he won't be able to drink it today."

Huang Su looked at the waiter who had just walked in with crucian carp soup, and said.

"This……"

The waiter looked embarrassed.

"You probably didn't put poison in it, did you?"

Huang Su smiled, and what he said shocked the waiter.

"How come, we are in the catering industry, a century-old shop, how could we put that thing in the guests' meals!"

"Then bring it here, we will pay the money, of course they can pay, anyway, he can't drink crucian carp soup now!"

The waiter's eyes followed Huang Su's, and found that the extremely arrogant guy before had been knocked unconscious to the ground, and a part of his head showed the marks left by the murderous equipment.

Long and wide?

Why does it look like a... brick?
"Superior!"

The waiter immediately understood!
This one in front of you is a master!
"Handsome guy, then this crucian carp soup is on your side!"

He didn't even think about it, so he sent the crucian carp soup over.

"For this crucian carp soup, how many twists and turns?!"

Huang Su looked at the crucian carp soup, and glanced sideways into the distance. The people who came with the Dongying people all left in a hurry, as if they were looking for help.

This world is really strange, a bowl of crucian carp soup, how much trouble!

(End of this chapter)