Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 133 Shi's Special Skill Iron Sand Ding

After kindergarten, Shi Xiaofei learned that Shi Lin Kun was injured and hospitalized, and his mood was still very complicated.

Hearing that Gu Nian was also accompanying him, he begged Dong Yuan to send him here: on the one hand, he was worried about his father, on the other hand, he was worried about Nian Nian, and at the end, he was worried about the difference between men and women, and worried about their long-term relationship.

At that time, Assistant Dong didn't explain the specific situation. The bear boy only knew what kind of poison his father had been poisoned and what injuries he had suffered.

Speaking of poisoning, a certain little guy who has always had a rich imagination and loves to watch martial arts movies, accidentally became sexual.

Could it be that Dad was plotted against by his enemies, got poisoned, was seriously injured, and was beaten from the mountain to the bottom of the cliff with another palm, met an expert who lived in seclusion, and then got a martial arts cheat book or treasure, and then How about learning martial arts and being invincible?
On the way here, Shi Xiaofei kept thinking:
If daddy can be the best martial arts master in the world, then he must get the true family biography. After my father is dead, my son is also a hero in the rivers and lakes.

If daddy was hunted down and unfortunately died of poisoning, then he should learn martial arts well, find a chance to take revenge, and kidnap his enemy's daughter to go home.

In short, the N versions of the plot all have the same setting: father belching farts, son practicing martial arts, number one in the world, and marrying a beautiful wife.

So, when Xiao Fei entered the room, he found that the plot did not develop according to his wishes. Not only did his father not die, but when he managed to ask Nian Nian to help him catch the urine, the family car in his heart turned over.

The little guy was thinking, maybe there is another possibility: Dad was beaten and disabled, and he couldn't take care of himself at all.

That's why he asked this question out of nowhere: Dad is disabled, why do you need to pee?

Children's childish words are extremely harsh to the ears of adults, especially a certain arrogant, cold, black-bellied CEO, who is born with complex thoughts and thinks a lot.

Shi Linkun immediately put on a cold face, "Shi Xiaofei, you were going to die for me a few days ago, and today you said I was disabled, can't you wish for me?"

"No, no, no!" The little guy shook his head like a rattle, he was wronged, at most he had a little thought activity when he was angry, but it definitely didn't reach the level of "wishful", okay?
Gu Nian saw that the father and father were about to fight, and quickly handed out the urinal in his hand, "Assistant Dong, Fei'er, you guys just happened to come here, you always want to pee."

It's all right now, she's relieved, no more embarrassment!
Before Dong Yuan responded, Shi Xiaofei quickly expressed his opinion, "Father, I'll pick it up for you. Look at how filial I am."

At this critical moment, you must perform well so that your father's legacy can be left to yourself.

So Assistant Dong supported the CEO, Shi Xiaofei carried the small chamber pot, the two men went into the bathroom together.

Shi Xiaofei helped his father unzip his trousers, and suddenly there were gasps from left and right.

Assistant Dong almost twisted his mouth, and the bear boy was quite surprised.

To be honest, there are so many bathrooms in the Shi family, and their father and son rarely take a bath together, and never go to the toilet together.

Therefore, when the little guy looked at the huge, black-haired Dongdong in front of him, he was dumbfounded.

"What are you looking at?" A certain CEO was not happy. His key parts were particularly swollen due to the effect of Cialis's medicine, so he looked at them with a cold eye.

Although they are of the same sex, they are still subordinates and sons, but being stared at like a monster makes no one feel uncomfortable, and even can't urinate.

Assistant Dong hurriedly turned his head away and pretended to look away. To be honest, he could only hurt his self-esteem if he watched too much.

"Dad," Shi Xiaofei scratched his head, "I want to take a pee first!" As he said, he took out his delicate, white and tender bird, and squeezed out a little water.

While pulling up his trousers, the bear child looked at his father and himself, feeling a sudden pain in the flesh: the former was like a flashlight, and the latter was obviously a middle finger.

The little guy is usually compared with Lin Danda, but he doesn't feel that his penis is so small. Why is the gap between Mao and his father not a little bit?

Shi Xiaofei frowned and thought deeply. Uncle Rong taught him: When the little bird grows up, he will be able to marry a wife.

Looking at it this way, he won't grow up anytime soon, and his dream of staying with Nian Nian forever will come true.

"Dad," Shi Xiaofei helped his father point the big dick at the toilet, and exclaimed, "You are so big here!"

Shi Lin Kun made a "cut", quite arrogant about his innate advantages, and put on an expression of "that's needless to say".

"Dad," the little guy asked again, "how can I become your age?"

He was asked all over the place to pee, and he couldn't stop. President Shida frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

Shi Xiaofei held his mouth shut, "What kind of poison did you get to become so big?"

A certain old man's dignity was damaged and he bombed the temple, "Of course not."

A certain son was not ashamed to ask, "Then what kind of martial arts did you practice to become so big?"

Poisoning for a while, practicing kung fu for a while, kicking in the sky and kicking in the ground, when Lin Kun was extremely intelligent, he couldn't understand what nonsense the other party was talking about.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"That, that... I also want to be as old as you..."

"reason?"

"I will marry Niannian in the future!"

When Lin Kun put the water in half, when he heard this, he didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. In short, his body shook, and the urine column went straight to the little guy's chubby hand.

"Oh!" Shi Xiaofei yelled, and took a few steps back, "It's so dirty, Dad, can't you be more careful? Find an elderly caregiver tomorrow!"

He immediately ran to the sink and rubbed his hands with hand sanitizer over and over again, it was so disgusting.

Shi Lin Kun looked on coldly, seeing if he had said that he was filial just now, but soon he was about to find an elderly caregiver, and Shi Xiaofei showed his true colors.

Next to him, the corners of Dong Yuan's mouth twitched, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, you have committed a big taboo, Master Feier, your son misses my wife.

What's more, your old man is still a little bitch, and it's rare to give some bitter fruit to eat.

On this side, President Shida straightened his pants and turned to go out.

Shi Xiaofei caught up and stopped in front, "Dad, you haven't told me what kind of kung fu you practiced yet!" His hands were so dirty that he wanted to amputate his limbs, so he couldn't ask nothing and get nothing!

Shi Lin Kun narrowed his eyes, "You really want to know?"

"Ah."

"Practicing this kind of qigong is very hard."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid."

President Shi Da gave a thumbs up and said slowly: "There is a kind of martial art called iron sand palm. As the name suggests, it is a palm skill practiced with iron sand. Repeatedly slapping in the middle, exhausting all your strength, accumulating over time, after three years, there will be a small success."

"Oh, I've seen it on TV."

"Well, Iron Sand Palm is famous, but it hurts so much, Fei'er, are you afraid?"

Shi Xiaofei pursed his lips and shook his head, for Nian Nian, he was fearless.

"Okay, the same method, use it where you want to get bigger."

The bear child looked down at his crotch, a little confused, "Father, what is the name of this kind of kung fu you taught me?"

"Shi's unique skill Iron Sand Ding."

(End of this chapter)