Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!
Chapter 254 Nian Nian, what are you?
Chapter 254 Nian Nian, what are you?
Recently, the president of Shida has been residing in the Xincheng community.
Because the house with two bedrooms and one living room is very small, with an usable area of less than 50 square meters, and Gu Peiyun, a large living person, was added out of thin air, which made Shi Lin Kundun feel uncomfortable.
The newlywed couple made a gentleman's agreement to work separately during the day and share the same bed at night.
But every night, Gu Nian, who had been working all day, would accidentally fall asleep while chatting with his mother, so a certain CEO would stay alone in the empty room.
If the person who sleeps with Niannian is someone else, such as Shi Xiaofei, Shi Linkun will definitely warn Gu Nian, "Don't sleep with other men at night."
However, the other party was Gu Peiyun, his mother-in-law.
President Shi Da, who was eager to build a good relationship with his mother-in-law, could only grit his teeth and endure it.
Therefore, tonight when Lin Kun found that "Nian Nian" was the only one in the second bedroom, he was very happy both consciously and physically.
Don't look at someone who usually wears a suit and leather shoes, looks like a dog, always has a straight face in front of people, and shows his high-cold temperament of an ascetic male god all the time.
In fact, he took off his clothes to reveal the emperor's new clothes, which were even more beastly than beasts.
At that time, Shi Xiaoshou was happy, excited and insolent when she was in bed, and she happily got into the bed of the other party.
The man approached inch by inch, expecting the other party to find him, and then shouted surprise, but the man on the right seemed to be in a coma and didn't respond.
Damn little girl!
Hey, I can't blame Niannian, it must be that Shi Xiaofei was pestering people again, which exhausted her.
Thinking of this, a certain father complained to his son several times in his heart.
The other party didn't wake up, and when Lin Kun couldn't fall asleep, he didn't have the habit of guarding a piece of fat, staring blankly, just watching but not eating and smelling.
"Honey, it's me."
"Baby, wake up, don't sleep."
"Babe, get up, let's do something fun."
"baby……"
The man's voice was very low, deep and gentle, but on the right side of the big bed, under the tall and thick quilt, the little man with a pig's head still didn't know it and turned a deaf ear.
Shi Xiaoshou was discouraged, his voice, to use a clichéd adjective in the CEO's article, was "mellow like a cello".
To use a popular saying a few days ago, it is also "can make the other party's ear pregnant".
However, "Gu Xiaonian" is like a vegetable, without any response, how can it not make people feel discouraged?
Does it have to be like her sawing wood voice, which can wake people up in order to achieve the goal?
The more Shi Xiaoshou thought about it, the more discouraged he became, and the more frustrated he became.
Unconvinced, he stretched out a big palm-like hand to wipe the oil.
The soft and tender touch is like a child's skin, he has to praise, Xiao Nizi is well maintained, just like the TV commercial said: she has baby-like smooth and tender skin.
The man is even more excited, but what part did he touch?Flesh and fat, I really want to divide it into several layers?
Oh, it's the belly, Xiao Nizi has gained a lot of weight recently!
When Shi Xiaoshou thought this way, his big hand came to the opponent's shoulder in a blink of an eye.
Hey, that's strange, where's Nian Nian's chest?
The first time the two met, he noticed that she was not small, C, with magnificent waves and spectacular ups and downs.
Shi Xiaoshou thought hard for a few seconds, and suddenly realized.
You can see it when you stand up, but you can’t see it when you lie down. Does this mean it’s amazing?
It shows that Xiao Nizi is purely natural and has never been manipulated.
In this way, Shi Xiaoshou was even happier. He was a little impatient, panting heavily, half of his shorts were taken off, and his whole body was stuck to them.
"Baby, help me, huh?"
"Honey, I can't hold back."
"Give it to me, baby."
"baby……"
Under the double attack of his touching and shouting, the opponent somewhat reacted, kicked the quilt twice, moved his legs twice, and fell asleep again.
Shi Xiaoshou was finally impatient, and without any fuss, he directly probed the opponent's key parts...
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
Let's say, Shi Xiaofei's little friend suddenly suffered from insomnia a few hours ago.
Whether it's because he has accepted the bed, or because his sweetheart is not by his side, in short, he tossed and turned but couldn't close his eyes.
So, the little guy got up and pulled the curtains tightly.
Hehe, there is no moonlight in the house, so I should be able to fall asleep this time!
10 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour passed, and it still didn't work.
Are you suffering from depression?
Shi Xiaofei thought of his favorite singer, brother Kimi, who died young because of this disease a few days ago. When he watched the memorial service yesterday, his eyes were red from crying.
Could it be that he is about to belch too?
No, no, he hasn't passed his sixth birthday yet, he hasn't married Nian Nian yet, he still has a lot of unfulfilled wishes...
As a result, the little boy became even more depressed, got up and lay down, got up and lay down again, and repeatedly tossed and turned several times, looking for the cause of his insomnia.
Finally, after overthinking, he was enlightened.
The reason is that I am full!
Several bowls of rice have not been digested, nestled in the stomach, and suffocating, can you sleep?
Shi Xiaofei was extremely bored, lying on the bed, rubbing his belly.
There was something lighted up under the pillow, and he took it out to see, it turned out to be Niannian's mobile phone with earphones plugged into it.
The little guy rummaged through the audio files, and there was a folder named Nian Nian, all of which were some weird songs, he picked out one at random, oh my god, howling ghosts and howling wolves, it was really ugly.
Shi Xiaofei said that although the singing is quite frightening, as long as he recites the singing, he feels it is a divine comedy from heaven.
Therefore, the bear boy stuffed the earphones into his ears with trembling hands, and closed his eyes tightly.
It was late at night, and he fell asleep late in sleepiness and fatigue.
This is a good dream, in the dream, Nian Nian is lying beside her.
The dream is like reality, Shi Xiaofei can catch the other party gently touching him, that feeling is too real.
He even heard someone whispering in his ear, "Baby, baby..." Followed by some random thoughts.
The little guy wanted to answer, but was stopped and made no sound.He wanted to shout, but his stomach was swollen, and there was a gust of air lingering.
A certain CEO was immediately stunned, he pushed the big meaty egg under the quilt with his hands, "Nian Nian, what is that?"
The other party seemed to be awakened by shaking, but he only moved a few times and did not wake up.
Shi Xiaoshou was annoyed, and directly lifted the quilt, wanting to see what happened.
Just at this moment, the little man in the quilt had a stomach ache, followed by a twitch of his intestines, a twist of his PP, and a "poof", a stream of heat and strong air permeated the air.
The man closed his eyes, covered his mouth and nose, and almost fainted from the stench.
YouQi's stench directly hit his handsome face, making his eyes so hot that he couldn't open his eyes.
Shi Xiaoshou sat up in surprise and turned on the wall lamp. In the thick white smoke, he saw a small figure in a big pink pajamas turning over and looking at him with eyes full of horror...
(End of this chapter)
Recently, the president of Shida has been residing in the Xincheng community.
Because the house with two bedrooms and one living room is very small, with an usable area of less than 50 square meters, and Gu Peiyun, a large living person, was added out of thin air, which made Shi Lin Kundun feel uncomfortable.
The newlywed couple made a gentleman's agreement to work separately during the day and share the same bed at night.
But every night, Gu Nian, who had been working all day, would accidentally fall asleep while chatting with his mother, so a certain CEO would stay alone in the empty room.
If the person who sleeps with Niannian is someone else, such as Shi Xiaofei, Shi Linkun will definitely warn Gu Nian, "Don't sleep with other men at night."
However, the other party was Gu Peiyun, his mother-in-law.
President Shi Da, who was eager to build a good relationship with his mother-in-law, could only grit his teeth and endure it.
Therefore, tonight when Lin Kun found that "Nian Nian" was the only one in the second bedroom, he was very happy both consciously and physically.
Don't look at someone who usually wears a suit and leather shoes, looks like a dog, always has a straight face in front of people, and shows his high-cold temperament of an ascetic male god all the time.
In fact, he took off his clothes to reveal the emperor's new clothes, which were even more beastly than beasts.
At that time, Shi Xiaoshou was happy, excited and insolent when she was in bed, and she happily got into the bed of the other party.
The man approached inch by inch, expecting the other party to find him, and then shouted surprise, but the man on the right seemed to be in a coma and didn't respond.
Damn little girl!
Hey, I can't blame Niannian, it must be that Shi Xiaofei was pestering people again, which exhausted her.
Thinking of this, a certain father complained to his son several times in his heart.
The other party didn't wake up, and when Lin Kun couldn't fall asleep, he didn't have the habit of guarding a piece of fat, staring blankly, just watching but not eating and smelling.
"Honey, it's me."
"Baby, wake up, don't sleep."
"Babe, get up, let's do something fun."
"baby……"
The man's voice was very low, deep and gentle, but on the right side of the big bed, under the tall and thick quilt, the little man with a pig's head still didn't know it and turned a deaf ear.
Shi Xiaoshou was discouraged, his voice, to use a clichéd adjective in the CEO's article, was "mellow like a cello".
To use a popular saying a few days ago, it is also "can make the other party's ear pregnant".
However, "Gu Xiaonian" is like a vegetable, without any response, how can it not make people feel discouraged?
Does it have to be like her sawing wood voice, which can wake people up in order to achieve the goal?
The more Shi Xiaoshou thought about it, the more discouraged he became, and the more frustrated he became.
Unconvinced, he stretched out a big palm-like hand to wipe the oil.
The soft and tender touch is like a child's skin, he has to praise, Xiao Nizi is well maintained, just like the TV commercial said: she has baby-like smooth and tender skin.
The man is even more excited, but what part did he touch?Flesh and fat, I really want to divide it into several layers?
Oh, it's the belly, Xiao Nizi has gained a lot of weight recently!
When Shi Xiaoshou thought this way, his big hand came to the opponent's shoulder in a blink of an eye.
Hey, that's strange, where's Nian Nian's chest?
The first time the two met, he noticed that she was not small, C, with magnificent waves and spectacular ups and downs.
Shi Xiaoshou thought hard for a few seconds, and suddenly realized.
You can see it when you stand up, but you can’t see it when you lie down. Does this mean it’s amazing?
It shows that Xiao Nizi is purely natural and has never been manipulated.
In this way, Shi Xiaoshou was even happier. He was a little impatient, panting heavily, half of his shorts were taken off, and his whole body was stuck to them.
"Baby, help me, huh?"
"Honey, I can't hold back."
"Give it to me, baby."
"baby……"
Under the double attack of his touching and shouting, the opponent somewhat reacted, kicked the quilt twice, moved his legs twice, and fell asleep again.
Shi Xiaoshou was finally impatient, and without any fuss, he directly probed the opponent's key parts...
Two flowers bloom, one branch each.
Let's say, Shi Xiaofei's little friend suddenly suffered from insomnia a few hours ago.
Whether it's because he has accepted the bed, or because his sweetheart is not by his side, in short, he tossed and turned but couldn't close his eyes.
So, the little guy got up and pulled the curtains tightly.
Hehe, there is no moonlight in the house, so I should be able to fall asleep this time!
10 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour passed, and it still didn't work.
Are you suffering from depression?
Shi Xiaofei thought of his favorite singer, brother Kimi, who died young because of this disease a few days ago. When he watched the memorial service yesterday, his eyes were red from crying.
Could it be that he is about to belch too?
No, no, he hasn't passed his sixth birthday yet, he hasn't married Nian Nian yet, he still has a lot of unfulfilled wishes...
As a result, the little boy became even more depressed, got up and lay down, got up and lay down again, and repeatedly tossed and turned several times, looking for the cause of his insomnia.
Finally, after overthinking, he was enlightened.
The reason is that I am full!
Several bowls of rice have not been digested, nestled in the stomach, and suffocating, can you sleep?
Shi Xiaofei was extremely bored, lying on the bed, rubbing his belly.
There was something lighted up under the pillow, and he took it out to see, it turned out to be Niannian's mobile phone with earphones plugged into it.
The little guy rummaged through the audio files, and there was a folder named Nian Nian, all of which were some weird songs, he picked out one at random, oh my god, howling ghosts and howling wolves, it was really ugly.
Shi Xiaofei said that although the singing is quite frightening, as long as he recites the singing, he feels it is a divine comedy from heaven.
Therefore, the bear boy stuffed the earphones into his ears with trembling hands, and closed his eyes tightly.
It was late at night, and he fell asleep late in sleepiness and fatigue.
This is a good dream, in the dream, Nian Nian is lying beside her.
The dream is like reality, Shi Xiaofei can catch the other party gently touching him, that feeling is too real.
He even heard someone whispering in his ear, "Baby, baby..." Followed by some random thoughts.
The little guy wanted to answer, but was stopped and made no sound.He wanted to shout, but his stomach was swollen, and there was a gust of air lingering.
A certain CEO was immediately stunned, he pushed the big meaty egg under the quilt with his hands, "Nian Nian, what is that?"
The other party seemed to be awakened by shaking, but he only moved a few times and did not wake up.
Shi Xiaoshou was annoyed, and directly lifted the quilt, wanting to see what happened.
Just at this moment, the little man in the quilt had a stomach ache, followed by a twitch of his intestines, a twist of his PP, and a "poof", a stream of heat and strong air permeated the air.
The man closed his eyes, covered his mouth and nose, and almost fainted from the stench.
YouQi's stench directly hit his handsome face, making his eyes so hot that he couldn't open his eyes.
Shi Xiaoshou sat up in surprise and turned on the wall lamp. In the thick white smoke, he saw a small figure in a big pink pajamas turning over and looking at him with eyes full of horror...
(End of this chapter)
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