Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 260 Shi Xiaofei's Note
"Huh?" Tang Zhenhua was startled.

Happiness always comes too suddenly. Facing the kindness suddenly released by the little guy, he was a little overwhelmed and flattered.

"Don't get excited, Comrade Major General, I know you are very honored, but don't get too complacent." Shi Xiaofei patted the other party's shoulder like a grown-up, and rolled his eyelids contemptuously. His eyes seemed to be mocking Major General Tang for not being able to do so. seen the world.

Tang Zhenhua suddenly laughed, the smile was bitter and sweet, he found that often being with the ridiculous little guy, he would also be infected, and he was in a good mood.

"You sent me home, shouldn't you tell your grandma, otherwise she will be very anxious if she wakes up and doesn't see you!" Tang Zhenhua did not forget the ultimate purpose of this trip, he came to see Gu Peiyun.

"That makes sense," Shi Xiaofei shook his head, "Comrade Major General, I can't tell, you look quite manly, but you are quite careful, so I would like to praise you."

The man smiled lightly, he was actually such a person, rough but fine, strong on the outside but capable on the inside.

The little guy thought hard, and after a while, he came up with a way, "How about this, I'll leave a note for grandma?" Let's go!

"You can write?" Tang Zhenhua expressed surprise.

In China, only children of six or seven years old learn Chinese characters, but in foreign countries, children generally start school at the age of four or five.

"Okay!"

"What's alright?"

"It means that some characters can be written, and some characters cannot be written."

Major General Tang thought this was normal, "How many characters can you write?"

Shi Xiaofei put his hands behind his back, his face full of arrogance, "Less than three thousand!"

Tang Zhenhua was full of surprise and admiration. A five-year-old child can write all the common words in life except for the uncommon ones. It's really amazing!
On this side, Shi Xiaofei's little friend has found paper and pens from the drawer and started working.

His notes are in Chinese and pinyin, and together they are written like this:

Shimu stick, I'm with Shaojiang today...

Tang Zhenhua squinted his eyes and looked at the side all the time, and asked puzzledly, "Who is 'Shimu stick'?"

Shi Xiaofei pouted dissatisfiedly, "It's 'Shi Linkun'!"

Tang Zhenhua raised his forehead, "Well, Fei'er, who taught you calligraphy?"

"self-taught."

Major General Tang had three black lines on his forehead. Firstly, it was uncomfortable to see the words written by cockroaches, and secondly, he wanted to save time. "Fei'er, why don't you read it, and I'll help you write it?"

"You are stupid!" the bear pinched his waist and stared. "Dad knows my handwriting. If you write it, he will think you are a kidnapper who cheated, trafficked people, and stole organs!"

"Uh……"

The little P kid kept writing without raising his head and eyes, but stopped writing suddenly, "How do you write 'comrade'?"

Tang Zhenhua frowned and helped to write it down.

"Ah, I used to know these two words, but I can't remember them at the moment, ha ha!"

"fine."

"Also, how do you write 'Tang'?"

Tang Zhenhua narrowed his eyes and wrote it again.

"How do you write 'military compound'?"

Major General Tang was short-tempered and asked impatiently, "Fei'er, how many words can you write?"

Shi Xiaofei bit the end of his pen, "'Shi Wooden', 'Shi Xiaofei', 'Niannian', 'Today', 'He', oh, exactly ten."

Tang Zhenhua almost fell, so why bragging about ten words!

"Fei'er, didn't you say that you can write less than [-] characters?"

"You're stupid! Is it ten to three thousand?" The little guy was dissatisfied with the other party questioning his ability, so he looked for an opportunity to fight back, "Comrade Major General, your math was taught by your physical education teacher!"

"How do you usually complete the homework assigned by the teacher?"

"In the kindergarten, I asked my deskmate Lin Danda to help me write. I have a Chinese dictionary in Shi's villa!"

It's no wonder that Shi Xiaofei is depressed, the Xincheng community is old and dilapidated, and there is nothing there. If Nian Nian didn't live here, he wouldn't come here even if he was killed.

Major General Tang was speechless, look, why did he not understand the words?
As a result, the two were a little angry and did not speak.

"Stop writing!" Shi Xiaofei slapped the pen on the table with a "slap", crumpled the half-written white paper, threw it on the ground, stomped it hard with his feet, and looked aggrieved. "I changed to painting!"

For painting, Xiongzi is quite confident, because he is a professional student and has studied in the Cultural Palace.

So, the little guy gritted his teeth, took another piece of paper, and scribbled on it.

Tang Zhenhua leaned over to take a look, his eyes almost fell out.

I saw many weird things drawn on the huge paper, with a few Chinese characters and pinyin interspersed in the middle, one next to the other, irrelevant.

The first line is a bunch of crooked things, followed by a colon; the second line starts with two Chinese characters, a word for "倒" and a word for "find", followed by worms, chocolate, and clips; the third line is a sun and a moon, followed by the pinyin "huilai"; the fourth line is the Chinese character "不" and the pinyin "huilai", followed by the Chinese character "you", a big slap connected to a phone, followed by a big cap, a wine bottle, a Child.

It was an eye-opener for Tang Zhenhua. He lived for more than 50 years, and he can understand how complicated battle plans are at a glance. However, after 10 minutes of watching his grandson's masterpiece, he just couldn't see the way.

Comrade Major General was not ashamed to ask, pointing to the ice cream-shaped black curved thing and asked: "Fei'er, what is this?"

"Poop."

"Poop?" Tang Zhenhua ruined all three views, "What do you mean by drawing it?"

Shi Xiaofei looked down on the other party's fuss very much, "Stupid, stupid, what else is it called?"

"shit."

"anything else?"

"Dung and rice fields."

"No, guess again!"

"Excretion, fertilizer, tuberose, xiang, big strip, shit..."

Shi Xiaofei kept shaking his head, frowned, and looked contemptuously, "It's called Papa, which means father."

"The left side is skimming, and the right side is looking for. What is this?"

Shi Xiaofei scratched his head, and accidentally separated again, "It's 'me'!"

Tang Zhenhua's head was as big as a bucket, "Where are the bugs?"

"It's maggots (go)."

"What does chocolate represent?"

"Sugar (Don)!"

"Where's the clip?"

"Clip (home)!"

Tang Zhenhua was completely defeated by his grandson's nonsense, "Where is this tortoise shell?"

Shi Xiaofei said without surprise, "That's Da Gai (probably)."

"What about a sun and a moon?"

"Of course it means Ming (tomorrow)."

"Where's the big slap?"

"beat."

"Where's the big cap?"

"Of course it's the police."

"What about the last wine bottle?"

"It's wine (save)."

Major General Tang was stunned. What is it all about? It's a mess, not next to anything?

"I've talked so far, but you still don't know?" Shi Xiaofei said bitterly, "Comrade Major General, your education is prenatal education, right?"

Tang Zhenhua's old face turned black.

"Calm your anger, calm your anger," the bear boy said, "I'll read it over and over again, and you'll understand!"

In this way, Wuli's cute baby at the moment, and the future black-bellied president Shi Xiaofei Xiansen, explained it like this:

"Father: I'm going to the Tang's house. I'll probably be back tomorrow. If you don't come back, call the police to save the child..."

(End of this chapter)