Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 269

Three black lines dripped from Tang Zhenhua's forehead. Since he was his own grandson and a five-year-old kid, he didn't blame him for anything.

In fact, it's no wonder that Shi Xiaofei "vented his anger" everywhere. Recently, he has a bad stomach and often has diarrhea.

The little guy emptied the gas in his lower abdomen, and then opened his eyes leisurely, and saw an old comrade with a bitter melon-like face at a glance.

The second generation ancestor of the Shi family said this: "Comrade Major General, don't you despise me? The revolutionary friendship between us has capsized because of a big fart? Fart is the anger in the belly. Is there any reason not to let it go?"

"Uh……"

"Also, *** said: Our children are like the sun at four or five o'clock in the morning, full of methane gas, the world belongs to us, and it also belongs to you, but in the final analysis, it belongs to us..."

"Wait!" Tang Zhenhua said solemnly, "I didn't hear clearly, what is so vigorous, please say it again."

"Methane gas, when you wake up in the morning, you're full of methane, don't you?"

Major General Tang slammed the clothes he brought from upstairs on the washing machine, squinting his eyes, "What nonsense, you are not allowed to make random changes in the future, this is the dignity of the country, if you are arrested during the riots Criticism, even shooting, you know?"

Last time I sang the "National Anthem" as "Holding a Japanese woman in the bridal chamber," and this time I changed the "vigor" of the **** to "mamp gas". Red soldier.

Shi Xiaofei shrank his neck, be good, he hasn't lived enough yet!
From now on, I dare not joke with the strange old man again, he is too serious, too dogmatic, too boring, and has no meaning at all.

Thinking of this, the brat was even more anxious to complete the task.

Looking up, a wide-toothed wooden comb was placed on a cabinet above the water basin. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he could reach it with his hand.

"Comrade Major General, how many women are there in your family?" Shi Xiaofei plucked a yellowish, long and curly hair from the teeth of a wooden comb.

"Three." Tang Zhenhua didn't understand what he meant, but including Tang Qing, Tang Bei and Zhu Ling, there were exactly three of them.

"Oh," the little guy then asked, "How many people have dyed their hair?"

"two."

"How many perms are there?"

"Two more."

Shi Xiaofei scratched his head, the matter was a bit tricky, and finally asked: "Is there anyone who dyed and permed their hair?"

Major General Tang thought for a long time before answering, "There is one."

Tang Bei and Zhu Ling dyed their hair, Tang Qing and Zhu Ling got a perm, so Zhu Ling was the only one who met the two conditions.

"Who?"

"My wife."

"Bingo!" Shi Xiaofei finally showed a smug smile. He pulled a piece of toilet paper to wrap his hair, and stuffed it into a sock together with a sample.

Tang Zhenhua's old eyes widened, "Fei'er, what are you doing?"

The bear boy smiled dryly, "It's all right, I have a special hobby of collecting all kinds of hair."

Things are much simpler than I imagined, and the task is completed ahead of schedule.

Now that he's done, Shi Xiaofei doesn't need to stay with the strange old man, because he can't understand the other person's temper, I'm really worried that he won't be cool, and when he will get angry for no reason, then he will suffer.

The brat used his brain, and came up with one idea after another, "Comrade Major General, I feel a little hot, I seem to have a fever."

"Really?" Tang Zhenhua touched his forehead, it seemed to be a little bit hot, "Did you freeze in the rain?"

In fact, the main reason is that the child's body temperature is high, plus a hot bath.

"[-]% yes." Xiongzi said sickly.

Major General Tang was anxious and blamed himself. Besides, he brought the little guy out. If he got sick, how would he explain to Gu Nian and his daughter?
Therefore, he ran out in a big stride, and came in with a big medicine box after a while, "It's for colds, antipyretic, anti-inflammatory, and pain-relieving. Which one do you take?"

Tang Zhenhua was a little dazed. First, he was in good health and rarely got sick, so he didn't know what medicine was good for him. Second, Zhu Ling was in charge of all the Tang family's medicines, and no one else could interfere.

Word God, do you need so many medicines, does the Tang family run a hospital?

He doesn't want to take medicine indiscriminately, that's a stupid thing to do.

Shi Xiaofei rolled his eyes, and said, "These are adult medicines, there are no children's medicines, and children will become stupid after taking them."

"What should I do?"

"Comrade Major General, when we entered the gate, didn't you notice that there was a pharmacy at the gate of the compound?"

"It seems to be there." Tang Zhenhua really didn't pay attention.

Shi Xiaofei sneezed, "I'll wait for you, go and come back quickly."

"Oh, good." Just like that, a certain uncle of the People's Liberation Army who was fighting on the battlefield was tricked and tricked by a little p kid, and he was ordered to run away in a daze.

Not long after Tang Zhenhua left, Tang Lun rushed back, said a few words to Tang Rongguo, and went out again.

Shi Xiaofei, who had been hiding in the bathroom and didn't dare to show his face, jumped out of the bathtub immediately when he saw that everyone had gone away.

He took a look at the clothes on the washing machine and was dumbfounded.

Weimao is a princess tutu skirt for little girls. Although it is very new, it looks ancient. It is a style that was popular 20 years ago.

Okay, blame the old man, deliberately trick people, right?Grandpa is right, none of your Tang family is a good person, just wait for me!

Although I don't want it in every possible way, it's better to have a set of dry clothes than to be drenched all over. Shi Xiaofei gritted his teeth and changed his clothes, but in his heart, Tang Bohu and Tang Yan, everyone with the surname Tang hated him again.

After leaving the bathroom and entering the hall, Shi Xiaofei was still angry and wanted to find something to vent.

From Tang's house to the pharmacy, the round trip took at least 10 to [-] minutes, which was enough time for him to carry out his revenge plan.

Seeing the sea of ​​tea on the coffee table with an antique teapot on it, he poured out the remaining tea, lifted the lid of the pot, and peed in it.

The bear child seemed to be still unconvinced, and turned back into the kitchen.

The nanny of the Tang family just went out to do some shopping, and there was no one at home. There were still several kinds of dishes stewed on the stove, as well as various tonics and desserts.

Shi Xiaofei took the seasoning box and added several spoonfuls of refined salt to each food, and in a short while, the whole box of salt was used up.

After tossing around in the kitchen, he found two pots of precious flowers on the balcony. Although he couldn't name them, they were carefully served, so they shouldn't be cheap varieties.

Haha, this is the best, don't forget, he is a flower destroyer who waters flowers with boiling water.

The bear child launched a fierce attack like an enemy, pulling off all the flowers and leaves above, and finally uprooted all the beards under the soil.

I looked at the time, and there were 10 minutes left, and I could still do some bad things.

When going out, Shi Xiaofei found a luxury car in the courtyard, which was very eye-catching.

He picked up a sharp stone on the ground and scribbled along the car body.

Suddenly, the bear's stomach felt strong again, and it hurt from twisting. He didn't think much, took off his pants, didn't even bring any paper, and simply squatted in front of the car door and began to have sex.

At this time, there was a sound of footsteps in the distance, as if a man was walking towards this side while talking on the phone.

Shi Xiaofei was sweating anxiously, came back so soon?He forgot that the 10-minute journey is calculated according to his short legs, and adults can return in 10 minutes.

What can I do, what can I do!
When Shi Xiaofei was in a hurry, he stretched out his hand and pulled out a handful of grass, wiped his buttocks twice, and clipped the grass on the doorknob. Before the other party found him, he ran back to Tang's house...

(End of this chapter)