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Chapter 271 My Grandpa's Name is Tang Zhenhua

One old and one young in the Tang family, one spitting, one coughing, their faces turned green.

It's better that Tang Lun is younger, but he just feels that he has eaten all the salt for the rest of his life by drinking this soup just now.

Tang Rongguo was miserable, and immediately got high blood pressure, and his blood pressure was close to [-].

The two shouted for a long time, but Aunt Wang didn't respond at all.

Young Master Tang couldn't take it anymore, so he directly grabbed the teapot on the tea sea. He has always been very filial to Tang Rongguo, "Grandpa, drink some tea first to dissolve the saltiness."

Staff Officer Tang coughed until his face turned purple, panting heavily, took the teapot and poured two mouthfuls directly into his mouth.

Maybe it was because the smell in front was too strong, which caused the old man's taste buds to be a little numb, and his reaction was slow. In short, it was only after a while that he realized something was wrong, "Ah Lun, why does it taste weird?"

Tang Lun didn't think much, and took two big gulps, smacking his lips, "It seems something is wrong, what kind of tea is this, is it broken?"

"Xihu Longjing, Xiao Wang brewed it just now, and it's still warm!"

Tang Lun bent over to smell it, and immediately covered his mouth and nose, "Grandpa, why does your tea smell so bad?"

The trick succeeded, Shi Xiaofei was under the table, pinched his inner thigh tightly, controlled himself, didn't laugh out loud, his whole body twitched like he had epilepsy.

Haha, can you not show off?It was my urine, and it was heated, so the smell was even stronger.

With sharp eyes, Tang Lun noticed that the sea of ​​tea was shaking slightly, and asked in surprise, "Grandpa, is there an earthquake in Bingcheng?"

"What nonsense!" Tang Rongguo slapped the table, "In a socialist society, you are not allowed to spread rumors indiscriminately and cause trouble to the Party Central Committee."

"Is there a ghost under there? The sea of ​​tea was obviously moving just now!" Could it be that his eyes were dazzled?

Tang Rongguo slammed on the crutch, "Turn it off and have a look?"

"Okay, Grandpa." Then, Tang Lun stretched out his big hand under the table.

Shi Xiaofei's heart was in his throat, it's over, it's over, this time he's about to be caught and revealed!
That praying mantis who stepped on shit and drank urine must hate himself to death, he wouldn't kill people!

The little guy's personality is that no matter what it is, he is the first to quibble.

To use an analogy: For example, he was caught defecating everywhere, but he would never admit it as long as he pulled up his pants; even if someone grabbed his dick, he would not admit it easily.I still want to find an opportunity to push out my mistakes and pretend that I have nothing to do with myself and hang on high.

In the blink of an eye, a shout came from the balcony:
"Hey, where's my salt shaker?"

"Hua Hua Hua, my God!"

Tang Rongguo immediately became worried. He supported himself with a cane, "Ah Lun, go and see what's going on?"

"Yes." Tang Lun scolded and ran to the balcony.

Staff Officer Tang walked there with trembling legs, an ominous premonition hit his brain, and his heart beat like thunder.

The salt shaker is small, but the key is the two potted flowers.

He has been raising the hundred-year-old iron tree for decades, and he saw that he had planted two flower buds, and it will bloom soon, so don't make any mistakes?
The kitchen of the Tang family was connected to the balcony. As soon as Staff Officer Tang came in, he saw an empty seasoning box lying on the ground.

He knew something was wrong, raised his eyes and looked into the distance, and was immediately dumbfounded.

The cycad tree, which I take care of every day and takes care of more carefully than my son, has become an iron rod, to be exact, it is not even a connecting rod, because the flower stems have been broken.

The oily green leaves are scattered all over the ground, and the eyes are full of dead flowers and willows.

Tang Rongguo's old face turned green and pale, all the stimuli were superimposed, he closed his eyes, and passed away.

"Old Tang, Old Tang!"

"Grandpa, grandpa, don't scare me!"

The kitchen was in a mess, Tang Lun and Aunt Wang, one supported Staff Officer Tang, and the other clapped his chest.

Aunt Wang grabbed Tang Rongguo's people with one hand, "Eldest young master, I will support Mr. Tang, you go and get the quick-acting Jiuxin pill."

In the living room, Shi Xiaofei heard that the scene was chaotic, and there was an old man who was sick with anger, so he secretly screamed that it was not good, if Old Tang really died, he would face a life lawsuit.

36 is the best plan.

So, the bear boy sneaked out his head, and when he saw no one was around, he ran away.

Just at this moment, Young Master Tang came to look for the medicine box, and saw a small, fleshy, white child crawl out from under the table, running wildly with his butt on fire.

"Who are you? Why are you here at our house?" Tang Lun shouted.

Shi Xiaofei shivered, and when he looked back, he looked like he had seen a ghost, and his two short legs were scrambling.

"Stop, don't run!" Young Master Tang had no reason to let the other party go, he had long legs and big strides, he caught up with him after two steps, and hugged the little boy by the waist.

"What are you arresting me for? Do you want to kidnap and blackmail me? Help, help..." Shi Xiaofei kicked and shoved, gurgling like a maggot, and kicking his mouth backwards.

Tang Lun didn't talk nonsense, and directly took him to see Tang Rongguo.

At that time, Staff Officer Tang's mood eased a lot and he came to his senses.

"Grandpa, I caught a little girl who was sneaking under the table just now. She must have done nothing good."

Tang Lun put the little guy on the ground, pinching his wrist with one hand for fear of running away.

Because Shi Xiaofei was very beautiful, and he was wearing a princess dress. Looking coldly, he really looked like a young lady from a rich family.

Tang Rongguo saw the familiarity of the little guy, and asked, "Little girl, whose family are you from?"

"Cut!" Shi Xiaofei rolled his eyelids, he couldn't even tell the difference between men and women, he was blind, so don't pay attention to him!

Major General Tang fixed his falcon-like eyes on the bear boy for a long time, and asked, "You are responsible for everything in the Tang family, right?"

Shi Xiaofei raised his neck, "I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Don't admit it yet?"

"Admit what?" The little guy looked innocent, "Don't blame me and bully children!"

Tang Lun didn't expect to meet a hob meat, so he immediately coaxed and threatened, "Little girl, you are mischievous here, the grandfather on the opposite side can feed you a pot with just one word, he is not an ordinary person, he can scare you by telling his identity." kill you!"

Shi Xiaofei snorted disdainfully, and said two words, "Please die."

"Hey, you little girl, you're such a fart!" Young Master Tang almost fell backward in anger, waving his arms to make a whistling sound, "You still don't admit it, believe it or not, I'll hit you?"

"Hit me for a try?" Shi Xiaofei wasn't too scared, even though he was scared in his heart, he still pretended to be fearless, "My grandpa will avenge me, he must not let you off lightly."

Tang Rongguo understood that the people who could live in the compound of the military area were old people who had retired from the army, not to mention their status and status, they might not see each other even when they were walking around.

So, with a soft tone, he said: "Little girl, as long as you tell the names of your family members, I will let you go and I won't pursue it."

Staff Officer Tang's original intention was not to make a scene too stiff, and then sue the child behind his back.

Could Shi Xiaofei be so easy to fool?
His eyeballs rolled around and he smirked, "Old Chief, may I tell you my grandfather's name?"

"Okay, what's his name, do I know him?"

"Not only do I know each other, but I'm quite familiar with it," Shi Xiaofei stared at the two men from the Tang family with big wet eyes, "His name is Tang...Zhen...Hua..."

(End of this chapter)