Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 293 Dad, is the male pig in the story blind?

Shi Lin Kun held back his temper and said kindly, "This time it's not a ghost."

"What is the male pig's foot in that story?" Shi Xiaofei guessed according to his father's usual practice of telling horror stories: "Zombie?"

"No." A certain CEO frowned, "it's a human being."

The little guy used his brain, "Human? Then he was killed, then became a ghost, and finally turned into a zombie?"

"Obviously it's a fairy tale about reunion, why did you get involved in ghosts and gods again?" Shi Lin Kun was very dissatisfied, and waved his hand to explode, "You son of a bitch, is it me telling the story or you telling the story?"

"No, no, why beat someone? You can tell me it's okay!" The little guy rubbed his forehead, expressing his grievance, "Also, dad, can you stop swearing at people next time? I'm a bastard, you are an old man!" rabbit?"

Can he be blamed for this? Every time Dad tells a story, it's either the female ghost in red in the hospital, or the upper body of a ghost, and there are ghosts under the bed, which can't be separated from the underworld.

A certain old rabbit ate a boring nail and was so choked that he couldn't speak, let alone, what the brat said made sense!

Shi Xiaofei looked out the window, and it was pitch black downstairs, probably around one or two o'clock in the morning. He covered his mouth and gasped, "Dad, can't you talk about it tomorrow? I'm really sleepy. "

"No!" The domineering president got angry.

The little guy shrugged helplessly, and leaned on the pillow half-heartedly, "Okay, okay, just tell me!"

Ever since, President Shi Da wiped the blood on his nose, cleared his throat, and said:
"Six years ago, there was a very handsome, very intelligent, and very rich man. Of course, he was the male pig's foot in the story. At that time, he and his ex-wife lived in a villa in a manor abroad. In the basement of the villa, I met another girl. She is the female pig's feet in the story. They fell in love, got together, and had a child. Later, he divorced his ex-wife, but his ex-wife said that she was pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy soon. Let’s call it male No. [-] here. The male Zhujiao returned to China alone with the male No. [-]. Six years later, he met the girl again. Although they didn’t know each other, they both developed a good impression during the contact. Later, he remarried. Remarks: The male number three was actually born with a male pig's feet and a female pig's feet. Fei'er, do you think this story is beautiful?"

Although Shi Lin Kun beautified a little, but in short, he made things clear.

Unexpectedly, the bear boy yawned, and asked in doubt: "It's beautiful? I don't think it's good! Dad, your story is too outrageous."

"Whoever said it was made up, it's true."

"Cut!" Shi Xiaofei raised one corner of his lips coldly, with a contemptuous look in his eyes, "Just now you clearly said that the male pig's feet and female pig's feet fell in love and gave birth to a male number three, and then you said that they didn't know each other. Is it logical?"

"This one……"

"Also, you said that the male Zhujiao brought the male number three born by his ex-wife back to China, and later said that the male number three was born by a female pig's foot. Isn't it contradictory?"

"because……"

"Besides, even if the story you told is true, the male pig's foot gave birth to the third male with the female pig's foot during the previous marriage. This is immoral, is it justified?"

"that……"

"Dad, I suspect that there is a serious problem with your three views." Shi Xiaofei put on an expression of hatred for iron and steel, "You describe the scene where the scumbag cheats and the mistress is in the top position as a happy love story. Is it really good?"

Shi Lin Kun's face suddenly darkened, "Son, where did you know all this?"

"It's everywhere on the Internet. When you click on a webpage, it will pop up automatically. What kind of ex-wife catches the rape and beats the mistress violently, and what ex-husband strips the mistress in public. Isn't this the most popular nowadays?"

President Shi Da glared, "No more access to the Internet in the future."

"Uh……"

Because of being forced to enforce the Internet ban, a certain little boy was very unhappy. He didn't dare to contradict his father, so he focused all his firepower on the male pig's feet in the story.

"I think the most annoying thing in this immoral story you tell is the pig's foot, and you say he is very handsome, very smart, and rich, shit, in my opinion, he is very sentimental, very stupid, very rich. Shameless man."

On the opposite side, a certain father tried his best to bear it, almost gnawing his back molars.

"The woman I slept with six years ago, I don't know him six years later, Dad, is the male pig in the story blind?"

"You're the one who is blind!" Another burst of chestnuts came around.

Shi Linkun couldn't bear it anymore. It was obviously a romantic love story, but his son heard the down-to-earth taste of cheating. The most annoying thing was that he was severely criticized by his son for being promiscuous, stupid, shameless, and Blind, which of these four words is related to me?

It's really tolerable or unbearable, my mother can bear it, but my own father can't bear it!
Shi Xiaofei's head was about to explode, especially when the front and back were in the same position, the pain was exacerbated, what a pain!
"Ah, it hurts!" The little guy yelled, covering his head and howling, "Dad, why are you beating someone again?"

He's just expressing an opinion, can my father be angry and violent?With this kind of character, can you still listen to a story happily in the future?
It doesn't matter what the bear's voice is, the female pig's feet sleeping next to him were awakened.

Gu Nian didn't understand the situation, but saw a coin-sized blue bag on his son's forehead, and immediately became angry, "Shi Muzhu, what are you doing? It's midnight, why are you beating the child?"

"I..." The male pig's feet couldn't explain clearly, "I didn't hit him, I just nodded his head slightly."

"He's lying!" The third man defended himself, "Because my father told a story about a scumbag who made broken shoes, and I said the man was blind, so he beat me."

President Shi Da gritted his teeth, and suddenly raised his right hand high, "Shi Xiaofei, tell me again, who is blind?"

Does he have 5.0 vision?Also, who is talking about broken shoes?What the hell, it's getting worse and worse.

"Nian Nian, look, look, dad is going to attack again, I didn't wrong him, did I?"

"Stick Shi, stop!" Gu Nian stood up, the pain in his back spread all over his body, and his small face immediately twisted into a ball, "In front of me, do you still want to commit murder?"

The male pig's feet were caught, he slapped his mouth, retracted his big hands, and asked worriedly, "Nian Nian, the wound was pulled, doesn't it hurt?"

"You don't need to worry about it." The female pig's feet were ungrateful, and she pointed her slender fingers to one side, "Get out!"

"This is my bedroom."

"What's the matter? You mean our mother and I are going out?"

The male pig's feet immediately lost his temper, drooped his head, turned around like an eggplant beaten by frost, and went out.

Before going out, he looked back at his wife and son.

I saw the two of them hugging each other tightly as if they were facing a big enemy, the male number three was lying in his mother's arms acting like a baby, and he didn't forget to wink at his own father and make faces proudly.

Of course, these female pig’s feet can’t be seen at all, because while helping her son gently rub the big bump on his forehead, she helped her son to relieve her anger and scolded: “Fei’er is right, male pig’s feet are blind, not only he is blind, they are also blind. The whole family is blind."

Outside the door, the male pig's feet almost fell...

(End of this chapter)