Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 373 Help me pass this gift to your mother

Because what Shi Xiaofei held in his fat and white hands was not toilet paper at all, but a stack of newspapers.

In particular, those newspapers seemed to be from a long time ago. After being exposed to the wind and the sun, they lost their original color and became yellow, dry and brittle, as if two holes could be exposed in the top when a gust of wind blew.

Tang Lun gritted his teeth and cursed, "Little brat, what I want is paper!" Not newspapers!
"Tang rescue, what I gave you is not bark!"

"I want toilet paper, do you understand toilet paper?"

"Understood," Shi Xiaofei nodded, "but I don't."

"Nonsense," Tang Lun exposed the little guy's lie, "Where is the roll I dropped just now?"

"Oh, you said that," Shi Xiaofei stretched out his little hand through the crack of the door, "Here you are!"

Tang Lun did not doubt that he was there, and reached out to take it, "Thank you."

However, when the toilet paper was in his hands, he realized something was wrong, "Fei'er, why is this paper wet?"

Shi Xiaofei covered his mouth and snickered, and replied, "Just now it rolled under the urinal."

"What? Then the one on it is..." Urinated?
Tang Lun yelled and let go, the toilet paper roll fell to the ground again and rolled out.

"Ah, help Tang, something is wrong," the little child's voice was especially loud in the empty bathroom, "I just rolled into the wastebasket this time!"

Tang Lun's face was full of black lines, and Shi Xiaofei smiled darkly.

After a long while, Mr. Tang, who was suffering from a headache, let go of his breath, "Fei'er, besides newspapers, do you have any other papers in your pocket?"

"I'll look for it!" The bear was serious, and after half a minute, he happily replied, "Yes, yes, Tang Jiujiu, do you want it?"

"I want it, of course I want it!" Young Master Tang almost clapped his hands happily, "Give it to me quickly."

"Row."

As soon as the words fell, Xiaopang held some papers in his hand and stretched in from under the door.

Tang Lun was about to take it, but unfortunately, before he could do it, he was so angry that he threw up, "Shi Xiaofei, you bastard, when I go out, I must open your ass!"

The little P kid is so irritating, last time it was a newspaper, this time it turned out to be banknotes, is this trying to drive people crazy?
Shi Xiaofei showed displeasure on his face, "Tang Jiujiu, I kindly help you, but you don't appreciate it, it's not good to repay your kindness like this!"

Tang Lun called out strangely, "Shi, Shi Xiaofei, what kind of paper are you talking about?"

"You just asked me if I have any other paper. Aren't banknotes made of paper?" The little guy felt that he was being wronged even more. I know, at most it stinks." After speaking, he threw a hundred-yuan bill into it.

An old newspaper and a new banknote, Tang Lun on the toilet suffered from choice phobia and frowned heavily.

Although the money is new, the material is too hard, and there are too many bacteria on it. After using it, you may suffer from hemorrhoids; the newspaper is relatively soft, but it is too old, and there is lead on it.

After thinking about it, Mr. Tang could only reluctantly pick up the newspaper and let out a long sigh.

He shook the floating ash on it, rubbed it briefly a few times, closed his eyes, and slowly stretched the paper under his buttocks.

"Fei'er, when is this newspaper published?" Tang Lun asked casually.

"Not recently."

"The specific time?"

"It was in 83, anyway, I wasn't born then..."

"Rely on your uncle, don't say you weren't born in 83, I'm still in my mother's stomach!" Tang Lun cursed at the same time, with a strong hand, one finger tore through the air-dried newspaper, and then The yellow, smelly, sticky and greasy stuff sticks to my hands.

Outside the door, Shi Xiaofei was already convulsed from laughing, his intestines hurt so much that he could only squat on the ground, unable to straighten up.

Tang Lun gritted his teeth and thought to himself: I didn't touch anything, I didn't touch anything, he silently wiped his butt, lifted his pants, and kicked open the partition door.

Outside, when Shi Xiaofei saw that his uncle had come out, he immediately suppressed his laughter and greeted him very seriously, "Tang Jiujiu, it's great to see you!"

Tang Lun snorted at his nephew, ignored him, went directly to the hand basin and flushed it over and over again, and even used the hand sanitizer three times.

Shi Xiaofei, however, was relentless, asking questions endlessly, which was very annoying:
"Tang Jiujiu, why don't you speak!"

"Tang Jiujiu, I helped you a lot, why don't you even have the word 'thank you'!"

"Jiujiu Tang, why are you swearing, did you touch shit just now?"

"Tang rescue..."

Shi Xiaofei wanted to taunt his uncle again, but finally, Tang Lun broke out.

Mr. Tang stared at him, rushing over like he was going all out. Thinking of the scene of being bullied many times after meeting, he couldn't bear it any longer, "You son of a bitch, if I don't beat you to death, my surname will not be Tang!"

Seeing that something was wrong, the bear boy ran outside, shouting as he ran, "Help, my uncle beat my nephew!"

One small and one big, running and chasing, has become a landscape at the wedding.

Gu Nian and Shi Lin Kun looked at each other, both of them shook their heads and laughed at the same time, because they knew that their son would never suffer.

When Shi Xiaofei ran out of the reception, he panicked and ran in one direction in a daze.

Tang Lun followed closely behind, never leaving, and vowed to give himself justice today.

The two ran not far away and came to a leisure square at the same time.

At this time, there was only a loud "bang", and a red sports car knocked a young man in a suit and leather shoes to the ground.

"Ah, blood, a lot of blood, someone hit someone!" Although Shi Xiaofei usually has a sharp mouth and can bully anyone, but at the critical moment, he is still a child under the age of six, so scared that he immediately numb his claws, Close your eyes tightly, trembling all over.

Tang Lun hugged the child in his arms, covered his eyes with his hands, and comforted him in a low voice, "Fei'er, don't open your eyes, don't be afraid, it's okay with uncle here."

Then, Mr. Tang witnessed the tragic scene again:

The red sports car crazily crushed the legs of the woman in red as if possessed by a demon, until she fainted completely and stopped shouting.

Then, the security came to stop the criminal Tang Bei, Qin Lang woke up, and the scene where Tang Qing was sent to the hospital...

All this happened very quickly, within five or six minutes, but in Tang Lun's eyes, it took longer than a year, and he would never forget it even in this lifetime.

The surroundings were quiet, another ambulance arrived, and some medical staff got out of the car to treat the man who was knocked into a dazed state.

Holding Shi Xiaofei in his arms, Tang Lun walked towards the gathering place of the crowd uncontrollably.

He heard the doctors discussing:
"The wounded suffered severe brain trauma and was severely damaged. Coupled with excessive bleeding, the situation is not optimistic."

"Well, I also think that he is terrible. Even if he is saved in the future, there will be sequelae."

"Notify the family as soon as possible!"

A doctor squatted down, opened Qin Lang's pocket, and was about to find something valuable, but Qin Lang opened his eyes suddenly.

His eyes were a little dazed, and seemed to be unfocused, somehow they fell on the big and small bodies a few steps away.

"Fei, Fei'er, come here," Qin Lang tried his best to take out something from his pocket, "Help, help me pass this gift to your mother..."

(End of this chapter)