Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!
Chapter 415 Shi Lin Kun's Bitter Trick
Chapter 415 Shi Lin Kun's Bitter Trick
At 58:[-] in the morning, Gu Nian was awakened by knocks on the door.
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, pulling on her slippers, she walked to the door in a daze, "Who is it?"
The old and sly voice replied, "Ma'am, it's me."
"It's Aunt Gao," Gu Nian yawned and unlocked the door, afraid of waking up the child, asked in a low voice, "It's midnight, is there anything urgent that we can't talk about tomorrow?"
Aunt Gao thought to herself, I want to talk about it tomorrow, but the CEO won't let me!
However, he said this: "Madam, it's not good, Shi always fell ill."
"Sick?" Gu Nian was a little unconvinced, "Is it serious?"
"Not light."
"What's the specific situation?"
"fever."
"What?" Gu Nian dug his ears, "The second word is flat tongue or tongue rolling?"
This sentence made Aunt Gao ponder for a long time before she understood it. She had to admire the wife of the president, her eyes are poisonous.
At this time, Gu Nian's drowsiness had been disturbed for the most part, she hummed, "I can't die!"
"That's true……"
"Then we'll talk about it tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he closed the door directly.
How is it possible that a man who hasn't coughed once in five years of marriage, kicked him out of the master bedroom with his front foot today, has a fever in his back foot?
Most of the last word of "fa" is a flat tongue sound.
With a bang, the wooden door closed heavily in front of his eyes, and Aunt Gao shook her shoulders, refusing to accept the door.
She had no choice but to turn around and go downstairs, and return to the living room to report the truth.
At that time, Shi Lin Kun was lying on the sofa "sickly", waiting for his wife's comfort. After hearing Aunt Gao's report, he was so angry that he flipped over like a carp, which was even worse than Jackie Chan.
It's reversed, this house is completely reversed!
He is the head of the household for nothing, he can't sleep in a bed, he can't bear a daughter-in-law, and now he doesn't even care about his illness!
President Shi Da had a sullen face, and walked around in circles all over the floor, and then he understood that his plan was probably too childish to be seen through.
To be honest, Nian Nian is a member of her own family, so she didn't pay that much attention, plus she is a silly elder sister, she used to be able to believe a lie made up.
Promising, little girl, it seems that the past five years have not slept with me for nothing, and my IQ has risen to a higher level.
Aunt Gao, who had been pretending to be a wooden figure for a long time, moved cautiously towards her nanny's room, trying to leave quietly.
When Lin Kun turned his head, he happened to see this scene, and frowned displeasedly, "Where are you planning to go!"
Aunt Gao hurriedly stood at attention, "Boss Shi, it's nothing, I can go back to my room and rest!"
"What do you think?"
"Uh……"
President Shida picked up the thermometer on the coffee table, handed it to the other party, waved his arm, and pointed to the second floor, "Go, look for it again!"
"Mr. Shi, what if the wife doesn't come down?"
"Then look for the third time. In short, tonight, no, it's already daytime. Today, when will you invite me down and when will you go to sleep!"
Little bastard!Can I sleep a wink tonight?
Aunt Gao cursed secretly in her heart, but she didn't dare to let go of her face, so she gritted her teeth and continued to fight.
The second time, the door of the master bedroom rang.
When Gu Nian opened the door, her expression was a little impatient. If the person who knocked on the door wasn't the old nanny at home, she would have turned over a long time ago. You know, Wuli Principal Gu has a tendency to wake up, and he is very serious.
Aunt Gao touched the beads of sweat on her forehead, "Ma'am, go and have a look, Mr. Shi is really sick, and it's very serious, high fever, absolutely high fever!"
Just when Gu Nian was about to resolutely refuse, a thermometer appeared in front of him.
On the thin tube, the red mercury column almost rose to the top, which turned out to be 41.3 degrees.
Gu Nian's eyeballs almost fell to the ground, and it took him a long time to react, and he stammered and asked, "This, is this Kun's body temperature?"
Aunt Gao secretly scolded herself for deceiving others, but her expression was very sad, "Hehe, yes!"
Sure enough, Mrs. Shi was really fooled.
I saw that Gu Nian stared at the temperature on the thermometer for a long time, picked up the pajamas next to her, put it on her body, and went downstairs.
Downstairs, the living room.
When Lin Kun heard the familiar footsteps, he hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be weak.
After a while, a slender figure came running down and stood in front of the sofa for a long time.
Aunt Gao followed closely behind.
Gu Nian called softly, "Kun, Kun, are you okay?"
A certain CEO had a flower in his heart, but he kept silent and pretended to faint.
Gu Nian could only turn around and ask the old nanny who just arrived, "Aunt Gao, how long has he been like this?"
The old lady was ignorant of her conscience and said nonsense, "From the time I fell asleep at night until just now, it has always been like this."
"Looks like he's in a coma."
"Maybe it is, hehe!"
Gu Nian rubbed her temples, "No, if this continues, my life may be in danger. Aunt Gao, please call 120, and I will give first aid here."
"Okay." Aunt Gao pretended to take out her mobile phone, and while pretending to make a phone call, she chatted with Principal Gu, and saw that the other party was rolling his eyes, pinching his pulse, busy talking about what he was doing.
"Ma'am, do you know first aid because you were a doctor before?"
"more or less!"
almost?Do doctors have similarities?Life is at stake, and if it doesn't work out, it will be a big problem.
Aunt Gao's heart was beating like thunder, and she asked, "What does almost mean?"
"Well, I used to be a nurse. I worked in a pet hospital, the kind that treats cats and dogs."
After saying this, Lin Kun's eyelids trembled when he was lying on the sofa and pretending to be a mummy.
Even Aunt Gao was startled, the phone in her hand fell to the ground, she picked it up hastily, "Ma'am, you should take a break!"
She had to contact the regular hospital as soon as possible, otherwise, if someone died in a while, it would be hard for her to explain.
However, Gu Nian didn't intend to stop. He looked at the upper body, then the lower body, and finally stared at the opponent's feet endlessly.
In the end, she simply rolled up her husband's trousers, staring at his legs in a daze, "I remember when I was treating pets, if they were deeply unconscious, their legs had to be checked."
"and then?"
Gu Nian pinched Shi Lin Kun's leg in a dignified manner, but the other party didn't move, "If the leg doesn't respond, then it means that he is in a deep coma. Oh, Kun really didn't move, it seems that the situation is very serious!"
"That's the end of the inspection!" Aunt Gao raised her heart in her throat.
However, before she could finish her sentence, she was scared back three meters by a scream of ghosts and wolves.
This time, Shi Lin Kun turned over like a kite and flew off the sofa to the ground, with a grinning expression, not to mention how terrifying.
"Yo, you're awake, it doesn't seem to be a big deal!" Gu Nian opened her palm, and there was a bunch of black hairs inside, she blew lightly and scattered it all over the place.
"Just, just woke up." Shi Lin Kun kept rubbing his leg, where there was a piece of skin the size of a coin, red and bare, with no hair left.
"Okay, just wake up, I'm going upstairs, you can continue to sleep on the sofa!" Gu Nian clapped his hands, planning to go upstairs.
"Nian Nian," President Shi Da followed with a sullen face, "I have a high fever, why don't you come and see me!"
"Didn't you read it? It even saved you!"
"People with a fever are not rescued like you are, right? You should take off your clothes, put your body against each other, and physically cool down. This is how martial arts novels are written."
At this time, Gu Nian had already pushed open the door of the master bedroom. The man wanted to enter, but she turned around and blocked it with her body.
"Shi Linkun, are you naive or not!"
"What's wrong, miss?"
"My lord burned to 41.3, he was burned to death long ago, can he still stand alive in front of my eyes?"
"what?"
When Lin Kun was in a daze, the door closed loudly in front of his eyes, and he held his reddened nose, bleeding profusely, "Oh, my nose!"
Word Oh my god, Gu Nian's IQ is on a rocket, improving too fast.
Shi Lin Kun never expected that this trick would fail, and he would lose his fortune...
(End of this chapter)
At 58:[-] in the morning, Gu Nian was awakened by knocks on the door.
Rubbing her sleepy eyes, pulling on her slippers, she walked to the door in a daze, "Who is it?"
The old and sly voice replied, "Ma'am, it's me."
"It's Aunt Gao," Gu Nian yawned and unlocked the door, afraid of waking up the child, asked in a low voice, "It's midnight, is there anything urgent that we can't talk about tomorrow?"
Aunt Gao thought to herself, I want to talk about it tomorrow, but the CEO won't let me!
However, he said this: "Madam, it's not good, Shi always fell ill."
"Sick?" Gu Nian was a little unconvinced, "Is it serious?"
"Not light."
"What's the specific situation?"
"fever."
"What?" Gu Nian dug his ears, "The second word is flat tongue or tongue rolling?"
This sentence made Aunt Gao ponder for a long time before she understood it. She had to admire the wife of the president, her eyes are poisonous.
At this time, Gu Nian's drowsiness had been disturbed for the most part, she hummed, "I can't die!"
"That's true……"
"Then we'll talk about it tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he closed the door directly.
How is it possible that a man who hasn't coughed once in five years of marriage, kicked him out of the master bedroom with his front foot today, has a fever in his back foot?
Most of the last word of "fa" is a flat tongue sound.
With a bang, the wooden door closed heavily in front of his eyes, and Aunt Gao shook her shoulders, refusing to accept the door.
She had no choice but to turn around and go downstairs, and return to the living room to report the truth.
At that time, Shi Lin Kun was lying on the sofa "sickly", waiting for his wife's comfort. After hearing Aunt Gao's report, he was so angry that he flipped over like a carp, which was even worse than Jackie Chan.
It's reversed, this house is completely reversed!
He is the head of the household for nothing, he can't sleep in a bed, he can't bear a daughter-in-law, and now he doesn't even care about his illness!
President Shi Da had a sullen face, and walked around in circles all over the floor, and then he understood that his plan was probably too childish to be seen through.
To be honest, Nian Nian is a member of her own family, so she didn't pay that much attention, plus she is a silly elder sister, she used to be able to believe a lie made up.
Promising, little girl, it seems that the past five years have not slept with me for nothing, and my IQ has risen to a higher level.
Aunt Gao, who had been pretending to be a wooden figure for a long time, moved cautiously towards her nanny's room, trying to leave quietly.
When Lin Kun turned his head, he happened to see this scene, and frowned displeasedly, "Where are you planning to go!"
Aunt Gao hurriedly stood at attention, "Boss Shi, it's nothing, I can go back to my room and rest!"
"What do you think?"
"Uh……"
President Shida picked up the thermometer on the coffee table, handed it to the other party, waved his arm, and pointed to the second floor, "Go, look for it again!"
"Mr. Shi, what if the wife doesn't come down?"
"Then look for the third time. In short, tonight, no, it's already daytime. Today, when will you invite me down and when will you go to sleep!"
Little bastard!Can I sleep a wink tonight?
Aunt Gao cursed secretly in her heart, but she didn't dare to let go of her face, so she gritted her teeth and continued to fight.
The second time, the door of the master bedroom rang.
When Gu Nian opened the door, her expression was a little impatient. If the person who knocked on the door wasn't the old nanny at home, she would have turned over a long time ago. You know, Wuli Principal Gu has a tendency to wake up, and he is very serious.
Aunt Gao touched the beads of sweat on her forehead, "Ma'am, go and have a look, Mr. Shi is really sick, and it's very serious, high fever, absolutely high fever!"
Just when Gu Nian was about to resolutely refuse, a thermometer appeared in front of him.
On the thin tube, the red mercury column almost rose to the top, which turned out to be 41.3 degrees.
Gu Nian's eyeballs almost fell to the ground, and it took him a long time to react, and he stammered and asked, "This, is this Kun's body temperature?"
Aunt Gao secretly scolded herself for deceiving others, but her expression was very sad, "Hehe, yes!"
Sure enough, Mrs. Shi was really fooled.
I saw that Gu Nian stared at the temperature on the thermometer for a long time, picked up the pajamas next to her, put it on her body, and went downstairs.
Downstairs, the living room.
When Lin Kun heard the familiar footsteps, he hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended to be weak.
After a while, a slender figure came running down and stood in front of the sofa for a long time.
Aunt Gao followed closely behind.
Gu Nian called softly, "Kun, Kun, are you okay?"
A certain CEO had a flower in his heart, but he kept silent and pretended to faint.
Gu Nian could only turn around and ask the old nanny who just arrived, "Aunt Gao, how long has he been like this?"
The old lady was ignorant of her conscience and said nonsense, "From the time I fell asleep at night until just now, it has always been like this."
"Looks like he's in a coma."
"Maybe it is, hehe!"
Gu Nian rubbed her temples, "No, if this continues, my life may be in danger. Aunt Gao, please call 120, and I will give first aid here."
"Okay." Aunt Gao pretended to take out her mobile phone, and while pretending to make a phone call, she chatted with Principal Gu, and saw that the other party was rolling his eyes, pinching his pulse, busy talking about what he was doing.
"Ma'am, do you know first aid because you were a doctor before?"
"more or less!"
almost?Do doctors have similarities?Life is at stake, and if it doesn't work out, it will be a big problem.
Aunt Gao's heart was beating like thunder, and she asked, "What does almost mean?"
"Well, I used to be a nurse. I worked in a pet hospital, the kind that treats cats and dogs."
After saying this, Lin Kun's eyelids trembled when he was lying on the sofa and pretending to be a mummy.
Even Aunt Gao was startled, the phone in her hand fell to the ground, she picked it up hastily, "Ma'am, you should take a break!"
She had to contact the regular hospital as soon as possible, otherwise, if someone died in a while, it would be hard for her to explain.
However, Gu Nian didn't intend to stop. He looked at the upper body, then the lower body, and finally stared at the opponent's feet endlessly.
In the end, she simply rolled up her husband's trousers, staring at his legs in a daze, "I remember when I was treating pets, if they were deeply unconscious, their legs had to be checked."
"and then?"
Gu Nian pinched Shi Lin Kun's leg in a dignified manner, but the other party didn't move, "If the leg doesn't respond, then it means that he is in a deep coma. Oh, Kun really didn't move, it seems that the situation is very serious!"
"That's the end of the inspection!" Aunt Gao raised her heart in her throat.
However, before she could finish her sentence, she was scared back three meters by a scream of ghosts and wolves.
This time, Shi Lin Kun turned over like a kite and flew off the sofa to the ground, with a grinning expression, not to mention how terrifying.
"Yo, you're awake, it doesn't seem to be a big deal!" Gu Nian opened her palm, and there was a bunch of black hairs inside, she blew lightly and scattered it all over the place.
"Just, just woke up." Shi Lin Kun kept rubbing his leg, where there was a piece of skin the size of a coin, red and bare, with no hair left.
"Okay, just wake up, I'm going upstairs, you can continue to sleep on the sofa!" Gu Nian clapped his hands, planning to go upstairs.
"Nian Nian," President Shi Da followed with a sullen face, "I have a high fever, why don't you come and see me!"
"Didn't you read it? It even saved you!"
"People with a fever are not rescued like you are, right? You should take off your clothes, put your body against each other, and physically cool down. This is how martial arts novels are written."
At this time, Gu Nian had already pushed open the door of the master bedroom. The man wanted to enter, but she turned around and blocked it with her body.
"Shi Linkun, are you naive or not!"
"What's wrong, miss?"
"My lord burned to 41.3, he was burned to death long ago, can he still stand alive in front of my eyes?"
"what?"
When Lin Kun was in a daze, the door closed loudly in front of his eyes, and he held his reddened nose, bleeding profusely, "Oh, my nose!"
Word Oh my god, Gu Nian's IQ is on a rocket, improving too fast.
Shi Lin Kun never expected that this trick would fail, and he would lose his fortune...
(End of this chapter)
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