Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!
Chapter 81 The President's Friend's Confession
Chapter 81 The President's Friend's Confession
Gu Nian's black and white eyes were full of surprise and admiration, "Really? Can you find that person?"
Shi Lin Kun nodded with a faint smile, "However, you have to promise me one thing."
"Wait!" Mrs. Gu folded her arms around her chest, becoming vigilant, for fear that the President Shida would take the opportunity to make excessive demands while helping, "Well, what do you say first, I'll think about it later."
Seeing her nervous and worried expression, Shi Lin Kun smiled, "You don't have money, you won't be scammed, what are you afraid of?"
"That's true." Gu Nian nodded in agreement, she thought for a while, then immediately shook her head and said, "No! You won't be cheated of money, maybe you will be cheated of sex."
"Sex? Do you have it?"
"cut!"
"Actually, the debt of favor is at most paid by flesh."
"Meat compensation? Beautiful thinking, I'm not a casual person," Gu Nian puffed up his face, furious, "Forget it, forget it, I don't need you to look it up, let that uncle of the People's Liberation Army become the most precious thing in my memory existence!"
The man smiled lowly.
The dinner is very rich, all of which are classic Western dishes, which are staggeringly expensive.
Shi Lin Kun seemed to be waiting for something, sometimes looking at his watch, sometimes looking at the night sky outside the window.
"Is there something wrong with you? Let's go back quickly!" Gu Nian put down the knife and fork, then remembered the other villain who came with him, stood up and looked around, "Huh? Where's Fei'er?"
"Nian Nian..." It was the first time Lin Kun called her nickname so kindly.
Gu Nian was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong?"
"I have something to ask you."
"Say it!" Gu Nianfu sat down again.
Shi Lin Kun pursed his lips, as if mustering a lot of courage, "Ahem, I have a friend who wants to propose to a girl. He arranged a romantic dinner, surprise gifts and gorgeous fireworks, but, but he is I don't know how to speak."
"Oh, I guess your friend is a shy type," Gu Nian was confused, "By the way, how long have your friend been with his girlfriend?"
"They haven't officially dated yet."
"Ah?" Gu Nian's eyes widened, with an expression that he had seen for a long time, "Impossible! Then why is your friend proposing? Could it be that short and poor fell in love with Bai Fumei?"
Shi Lin Kun scoffed, his face full of disdain, "You're saying it wrong, it's obvious that Gao Fushuai has a crush on the female dick, okay?"
"That's even more impossible!" Gu Nian raised his little head firmly, "According to you, your friend is at the prince level, and the people he comes into contact with are all ladies and famous ladies, and there are no ordinary girls around him at all. .”
"If you want to say something smart," when an old fox like Lin Kun became arrogant, he could see the tail behind him, "It was the girl who took the initiative to seduce him first."
"seduce?"
"Uh... If you don't think it sounds good, you can also call it attractive."
"absorb?"
"This word doesn't work either? It's okay to provoke!"
"Shi Xiansen, what we are discussing now is not whether the words are appropriate or not, but," Gu Nian rubbed his temples, "it's the inconsistency of what you said, which makes people more and more confused the more they listen."
After all, Gu is an excellent backbone teacher of the Children's Palace, good at logical thinking, "You first say that your friend proposed marriage, and then that they have no relationship, and then the man is tall and tall, and the woman is low and rough, right?"
"Correct."
"Under this premise, what kind of dinner, gifts, and fireworks does your friend prepare? Does he have a hole in his head?"
Shi Lin Kun coughed heavily, "Pay attention to civilized language, you have a hole in your head!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Gu Nian clasped his hands together and sincerely apologized, "I was wrong to speak ill of your friend in front of you, but you can't just listen to one side of the story."
"What do you mean?"
"According to my analysis, it's your friend who wants to pursue that girl, and the woman probably doesn't like the man."
"Fart!" Shi Lin Kun patted the table and stood up with long legs.
After saying this, he was stunned.
You know, President Shida has always regarded himself as a refined and abstinent male god outside. Although he has no morals, he never utters dirty words like "shit, pee, fart".
It was the first time the old monk got married to say such vulgar words.
Shi Lin Kun's complexion changed slightly, because of his mistake, he suddenly felt ashamed and conspicuous in front of the woman he loves.
However, Gu Nian didn't take it seriously. With a girlfriend like Shen Qiqi, she had never heard any kind of swearing, "removing gas from the buttocks" was simply too childish.
Teacher Gu rolled his eyelids, expressing his dissatisfaction, "Anyway, I don't recommend your friend to confess to that girl. She doesn't like him at all, so as not to be embarrassed. If he is sloppy, it will only make people more annoying. Maybe everyone will end up with you Friends don't have to do..."
Before she could finish her sentence, Shi Lin Kun kicked over the huanghuali wood chair and angrily walked towards the bathroom.
Wow, where did you get so angry?
Gu Nian touched his little heart, what is the relationship between the wooden stick and his friend?
Engage in base?pretty close!
Who are the so-called friends?Rong Shaozhen is still serious?Gu Nian's mind was wide open.
At the same time, a certain military compound in Ice City.
When Shi Xiaofei entered the door, he had a serious face, his brows were so frowned that he could kill a fly.
"Fei'er is back?" Lin Qin greeted her with a smile.
But the bear child seemed to have not seen anyone, and went straight up to the second floor with his hands behind his back.
Dong Yuan bowed his head, remained silent, and followed into the bedroom.
Shi Xiaofei jumped onto the chair, swinging his legs and couldn't reach the ground, "Uncle Dong, tell me what's going on today!"
Dong Yuan shivered, it's over, the little ancestor is looking for trouble!
As the president's confidant, Assistant Dong understood the meaning of the word "loyalty" best, so he immediately shut his mouth tightly and pretended to be speechless.
Shi Xiaofei is not a vegetarian either, "My hair and my clothes, you should give me an explanation!"
Dong Yuan still pretended to be bored and kept silent.
The little guy suddenly stopped, "Did you kick my stool in the Jinjue hairdressing studio?"
"No, no." No matter how loyal Assistant Dong was to protect the lord, he couldn't pour the pot of urine on himself, "I swear, if I lie, I'll be single for the rest of my life."
Shi Xiaofei thought about it, besides Dong Yuan, he was his own father, since he excluded one, the murderer was obvious.
"What about my suit?"
"It's not me either. It was burnt when I got it." Assistant Dong told the truth, he didn't name who did it!
"What the hell is my dad plotting tonight?"
"I really don't know about this, but if you book a restaurant, you probably want to confess your love to the girl!"
Although Shi Xiaofei is young, he matured very early. He will be the sole heir of Shiguang Group in the future. Dong Yuan must also save himself a way out!
"Okay, Uncle Dong, I can ignore what happened today, but in the future, you must stand by my side. If there is any trouble with Dad, you must notify me as soon as possible!" After finishing speaking, the bear boy turned and went downstairs. Only a slightly threatening sentence was left, "Otherwise, you will have to pay ten times the cost of the suit."
Dong Yuan's head weighed three catties, I bought that clothes for you.
Infernal Affairs?These dudes are playing with him like a ball to death!
Downstairs, Shi Xiaofei ran to Lin Qin's side, coquettishly, "Grandma, can you give me back the lucky money you kept for me?"
The little gentleman's counterattack mode has officially started...
(End of this chapter)
Gu Nian's black and white eyes were full of surprise and admiration, "Really? Can you find that person?"
Shi Lin Kun nodded with a faint smile, "However, you have to promise me one thing."
"Wait!" Mrs. Gu folded her arms around her chest, becoming vigilant, for fear that the President Shida would take the opportunity to make excessive demands while helping, "Well, what do you say first, I'll think about it later."
Seeing her nervous and worried expression, Shi Lin Kun smiled, "You don't have money, you won't be scammed, what are you afraid of?"
"That's true." Gu Nian nodded in agreement, she thought for a while, then immediately shook her head and said, "No! You won't be cheated of money, maybe you will be cheated of sex."
"Sex? Do you have it?"
"cut!"
"Actually, the debt of favor is at most paid by flesh."
"Meat compensation? Beautiful thinking, I'm not a casual person," Gu Nian puffed up his face, furious, "Forget it, forget it, I don't need you to look it up, let that uncle of the People's Liberation Army become the most precious thing in my memory existence!"
The man smiled lowly.
The dinner is very rich, all of which are classic Western dishes, which are staggeringly expensive.
Shi Lin Kun seemed to be waiting for something, sometimes looking at his watch, sometimes looking at the night sky outside the window.
"Is there something wrong with you? Let's go back quickly!" Gu Nian put down the knife and fork, then remembered the other villain who came with him, stood up and looked around, "Huh? Where's Fei'er?"
"Nian Nian..." It was the first time Lin Kun called her nickname so kindly.
Gu Nian was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong?"
"I have something to ask you."
"Say it!" Gu Nianfu sat down again.
Shi Lin Kun pursed his lips, as if mustering a lot of courage, "Ahem, I have a friend who wants to propose to a girl. He arranged a romantic dinner, surprise gifts and gorgeous fireworks, but, but he is I don't know how to speak."
"Oh, I guess your friend is a shy type," Gu Nian was confused, "By the way, how long have your friend been with his girlfriend?"
"They haven't officially dated yet."
"Ah?" Gu Nian's eyes widened, with an expression that he had seen for a long time, "Impossible! Then why is your friend proposing? Could it be that short and poor fell in love with Bai Fumei?"
Shi Lin Kun scoffed, his face full of disdain, "You're saying it wrong, it's obvious that Gao Fushuai has a crush on the female dick, okay?"
"That's even more impossible!" Gu Nian raised his little head firmly, "According to you, your friend is at the prince level, and the people he comes into contact with are all ladies and famous ladies, and there are no ordinary girls around him at all. .”
"If you want to say something smart," when an old fox like Lin Kun became arrogant, he could see the tail behind him, "It was the girl who took the initiative to seduce him first."
"seduce?"
"Uh... If you don't think it sounds good, you can also call it attractive."
"absorb?"
"This word doesn't work either? It's okay to provoke!"
"Shi Xiansen, what we are discussing now is not whether the words are appropriate or not, but," Gu Nian rubbed his temples, "it's the inconsistency of what you said, which makes people more and more confused the more they listen."
After all, Gu is an excellent backbone teacher of the Children's Palace, good at logical thinking, "You first say that your friend proposed marriage, and then that they have no relationship, and then the man is tall and tall, and the woman is low and rough, right?"
"Correct."
"Under this premise, what kind of dinner, gifts, and fireworks does your friend prepare? Does he have a hole in his head?"
Shi Lin Kun coughed heavily, "Pay attention to civilized language, you have a hole in your head!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Gu Nian clasped his hands together and sincerely apologized, "I was wrong to speak ill of your friend in front of you, but you can't just listen to one side of the story."
"What do you mean?"
"According to my analysis, it's your friend who wants to pursue that girl, and the woman probably doesn't like the man."
"Fart!" Shi Lin Kun patted the table and stood up with long legs.
After saying this, he was stunned.
You know, President Shida has always regarded himself as a refined and abstinent male god outside. Although he has no morals, he never utters dirty words like "shit, pee, fart".
It was the first time the old monk got married to say such vulgar words.
Shi Lin Kun's complexion changed slightly, because of his mistake, he suddenly felt ashamed and conspicuous in front of the woman he loves.
However, Gu Nian didn't take it seriously. With a girlfriend like Shen Qiqi, she had never heard any kind of swearing, "removing gas from the buttocks" was simply too childish.
Teacher Gu rolled his eyelids, expressing his dissatisfaction, "Anyway, I don't recommend your friend to confess to that girl. She doesn't like him at all, so as not to be embarrassed. If he is sloppy, it will only make people more annoying. Maybe everyone will end up with you Friends don't have to do..."
Before she could finish her sentence, Shi Lin Kun kicked over the huanghuali wood chair and angrily walked towards the bathroom.
Wow, where did you get so angry?
Gu Nian touched his little heart, what is the relationship between the wooden stick and his friend?
Engage in base?pretty close!
Who are the so-called friends?Rong Shaozhen is still serious?Gu Nian's mind was wide open.
At the same time, a certain military compound in Ice City.
When Shi Xiaofei entered the door, he had a serious face, his brows were so frowned that he could kill a fly.
"Fei'er is back?" Lin Qin greeted her with a smile.
But the bear child seemed to have not seen anyone, and went straight up to the second floor with his hands behind his back.
Dong Yuan bowed his head, remained silent, and followed into the bedroom.
Shi Xiaofei jumped onto the chair, swinging his legs and couldn't reach the ground, "Uncle Dong, tell me what's going on today!"
Dong Yuan shivered, it's over, the little ancestor is looking for trouble!
As the president's confidant, Assistant Dong understood the meaning of the word "loyalty" best, so he immediately shut his mouth tightly and pretended to be speechless.
Shi Xiaofei is not a vegetarian either, "My hair and my clothes, you should give me an explanation!"
Dong Yuan still pretended to be bored and kept silent.
The little guy suddenly stopped, "Did you kick my stool in the Jinjue hairdressing studio?"
"No, no." No matter how loyal Assistant Dong was to protect the lord, he couldn't pour the pot of urine on himself, "I swear, if I lie, I'll be single for the rest of my life."
Shi Xiaofei thought about it, besides Dong Yuan, he was his own father, since he excluded one, the murderer was obvious.
"What about my suit?"
"It's not me either. It was burnt when I got it." Assistant Dong told the truth, he didn't name who did it!
"What the hell is my dad plotting tonight?"
"I really don't know about this, but if you book a restaurant, you probably want to confess your love to the girl!"
Although Shi Xiaofei is young, he matured very early. He will be the sole heir of Shiguang Group in the future. Dong Yuan must also save himself a way out!
"Okay, Uncle Dong, I can ignore what happened today, but in the future, you must stand by my side. If there is any trouble with Dad, you must notify me as soon as possible!" After finishing speaking, the bear boy turned and went downstairs. Only a slightly threatening sentence was left, "Otherwise, you will have to pay ten times the cost of the suit."
Dong Yuan's head weighed three catties, I bought that clothes for you.
Infernal Affairs?These dudes are playing with him like a ball to death!
Downstairs, Shi Xiaofei ran to Lin Qin's side, coquettishly, "Grandma, can you give me back the lucky money you kept for me?"
The little gentleman's counterattack mode has officially started...
(End of this chapter)
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