Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!
Chapter 9 "My Dad Was a Stick"
Chapter 9 "My Dad Was a Stick"
A few days later, in Bingcheng City, the Jiangnan Campus of the Children's Palace.
Today is the annual student report performance, and Gu Nian arrived early as the host of the party.
Just after setting up the venue, she first went downstairs to pick up Principal Li, and then went to pick up a few young actors to enter the venue.
"Wait a minute!" Before the elevator door closed, Gu Nian led the children to squeeze in, "Thank you..." Before he could finish the last word, he choked as if swallowing an egg.
The original four people in the car looked at her at the same time, except for a gentle-looking man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, she actually knew the other three.
Shi Lin Kun and Gu Nian looked at each other, following the last time they broke up unhappy, they both turned their faces away, and no one paid attention to the other.
Meeting each other in the elevator three times in a row, what kind of fate is it!
Shi Xiaofei rubbed his eyes, and shouted with indescribable surprise and excitement, "Niannian... Teacher!"
God has eyes and finally found her. In the past ten days, the little guy has listened to almost all the interest classes in the Children's Palace, but without her figure, he once thought that he had made a mistake.
The young master of the Shi family greeted him enthusiastically, hey, the idol drama of Bangzi Kingdom is right, love is always full of longing!
"It's you?" Gu Nian also recognized the little boy.
Since she is called a teacher, is he a student here?
"Stand still!" Some bad memories made Gu Nian's alarm ring loudly, "What are you going to do again, you want me to take the blame for you?"
Shi Xiaofei's chubby face turned red up to the neck, embarrassing.
Rong Shaozhen was also taken aback, "Fei'er, you also know Taohua?"
Gu Nian had a big idea, and called her Taohua again, there is no end to it!
Yan Yan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Peach blossom?"
Rong Shaozhen whispered, "You forgot, I told you about the wrong delivery a few days ago, and she is the little girl who sold it."
"Which one?" Yan Yan didn't react for a moment.
"Stop the elf!" Rong Shaozhen winked as he said, there were minors present, so he couldn't speak directly, so he had to hum and sing: "There is a blocking elf on the right side of the left leg, and the left side of the right leg, they are empty." Thin and transparent, they are smooth and beautiful. They travel freely in the big black forest, and they are safe and considerate to prevent them from becoming parents. Ah, cute Dilan elves, ah, ultra-thin Dilan elves..."
Shi Xiaofei was confused and frowned, "Uncle Rong, you remembered the lyrics wrong!"
Hearing this, Yan Yan smiled so severely that his mouth almost crooked.
Gu Nian's face turned green with anger.
"Taohua, why are you here?" Rong Shaozhen felt good about himself.
"I'm a teacher in a children's cartoon class." Gu Nian knew that as long as she didn't answer, the other party would keep screaming, "Chrysanthemum, what about you? Is the oil I gave you useful?"
Gu swears that as long as he dares to call her "Peach Blossom" in the future, she will call him "Chrysanthemum" forever!
Rong Shaozhen is embarrassing, he realizes later that he dares to love people who don't like the nickname "Peach Blossom".What will you call her after that?Huahua?Why is it a bit like a dog's name?
Yan Yan couldn't straighten up this time, chrysanthemums are more fun than peach blossoms!
When Lin Kun showed a slight smile on his tense face, he took out his lighter and lit a cigarette.
The air in the elevator was stagnant, and the smell of smoke made one's throat itchy. Considering his health, Gu Nian coughed heavily, "Well, I brought my child here." The subtext was to ask you not to smoke.
"It's not mine." Shi Lin Kun said lightly.
"what?"
"I said the child you brought is not mine."
It's completely chicken and duck, Gu Nianpuhan, how flamboyant is this man, afraid that women will recognize his father with the ball?
Everyone here is crazy, and she has never met a normal one!
The elevator door was wide open, and Gu Nian led a few students out. She gave the four men, three, one, one, and one, a small, four men a hard look, and went backstage to wait.
After a while, the party officially started. Gu Nian slowly approached in a light blue tube top evening dress. Her delicate and bright facial features and stylish figure amazed the audience with every frown and smile. There were even a few male parents who came alone. He whistled loudly.
Shi Lin Kun's eyes were deep and deep. It is undeniable that this woman is extremely beautiful. Different from Song Yi's stereotyped, flawless internet celebrity face, she is more natural, fresher, and more distinctive. forget.
"Nian Nian is so beautiful!" Shi Xiaofei admired sincerely.
When Lin Kun was sitting in the VIP seat in the first row, he tapped the head of his son next to him, "How do I remember that you often praised Song Yi a few days ago? Compared with your Xiaoyi or your Nian Nian, which one is better looking?" ?”
"Of course it's Nian Nian," the little brat replied without thinking, "they are so different in size!"
This is true, Gu Nian is nearly 170cm tall, five or six centimeters taller than Song Yi.Besides, the former is moderately fat and thin, the place that should be big is large, and the place that should be small is small, which is a kind of healthy beauty; while the latter blindly diets and becomes thin to the bone in order to be photogenic.
Yan Yan took a sip of water and joked, "Brother Kun, your son is too quick to move on!"
Shi Xiaofei felt aggrieved in his heart, he had already turned his back on the dark half a month ago, okay?
The report ceremony was mainly composed of two parts, theatrical performance and the awarding of prizes, and it came to an end soon.
"The last award of this ceremony will be awarded, the special prize in the fine arts category." Gu Nian raised his hand as a gesture of invitation, and Principal Li personally brought a crooked crayon drawing to the stage with great fanfare. "The winner is Shi Xiaofei." , whose work is..."
The little guy’s painting masterpiece is called "My Dad Shi Lin Kun". Because he was born and raised in the United States, he can recognize and write Chinese characters, so he copied the word "Lin" from Shi Lin Kun and wrote it as There are two "wood", and the "wood" on the right is next to the word "Kun".
After analyzing for a long time without any results, Gu Nian could only read it literally, "His work is "My Dad is a Wooden Stick"."
Principal Li's heart trembled, "Mr. Gu, it's wrong, it's time for Lin Kun!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I mispronounced it, it's "My Dad Shi Lin Kun"."
Shi Lin Kun?Time stick?
The venue was quiet for a few seconds, and then thunderous laughter broke out.
Strictly choked on water, coughed out of breath, today was so funny, so many coke things, enough for him to laugh for a year.
Rong Shaozhen was lying on the table, staring at the middle of Lin Kun's legs, laughing non-stop, "Brother Kun, did you show Huahua your wooden stick that day?"
Yan Yan coughed and added insult to injury, "Isn't that a wooden stick? Cough cough, it should be meat...cough cough...a wooden stick."
"Maybe Huahua is talking about the shit stick, the shit stick."
The two bad friends come and go, sarcasm very much.
Lin Kun was the only one who remained calm at the scene. Although his face was greener than kelp, he kept squinting and looking at the stage.
He was thinking that this little girl must have done it on purpose. Although she returned to China not long ago, how many people in the whole ice city don't know Shi Lin Kun's name?She must be taking revenge on herself!
After a long call, the father and son of the Shi family took the stage holding hands to accept the award.
"Nian Nian, we took a photo!" Shi Xiaofei left Principal Li aside who was supposed to be presenting the award, and took his father and Gu Nian to take a photo, making it look like a family portrait.
Until the end of the party, Gu Nian's brain was still in chaos, and the gangster walked out stiffly.
It turned out that the boy's real name was Shi Linkun, she heard it for the first time, but it was very familiar.
Before walking out of the hall, the broadcast echoed in the corridor: "Ms. Gu Nian from the children's cartoon class, please come to the principal's office."
Gu Nian murmured that it wasn't good, she knew Principal Li's calculating personality, this matter would never end!
(End of this chapter)
A few days later, in Bingcheng City, the Jiangnan Campus of the Children's Palace.
Today is the annual student report performance, and Gu Nian arrived early as the host of the party.
Just after setting up the venue, she first went downstairs to pick up Principal Li, and then went to pick up a few young actors to enter the venue.
"Wait a minute!" Before the elevator door closed, Gu Nian led the children to squeeze in, "Thank you..." Before he could finish the last word, he choked as if swallowing an egg.
The original four people in the car looked at her at the same time, except for a gentle-looking man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, she actually knew the other three.
Shi Lin Kun and Gu Nian looked at each other, following the last time they broke up unhappy, they both turned their faces away, and no one paid attention to the other.
Meeting each other in the elevator three times in a row, what kind of fate is it!
Shi Xiaofei rubbed his eyes, and shouted with indescribable surprise and excitement, "Niannian... Teacher!"
God has eyes and finally found her. In the past ten days, the little guy has listened to almost all the interest classes in the Children's Palace, but without her figure, he once thought that he had made a mistake.
The young master of the Shi family greeted him enthusiastically, hey, the idol drama of Bangzi Kingdom is right, love is always full of longing!
"It's you?" Gu Nian also recognized the little boy.
Since she is called a teacher, is he a student here?
"Stand still!" Some bad memories made Gu Nian's alarm ring loudly, "What are you going to do again, you want me to take the blame for you?"
Shi Xiaofei's chubby face turned red up to the neck, embarrassing.
Rong Shaozhen was also taken aback, "Fei'er, you also know Taohua?"
Gu Nian had a big idea, and called her Taohua again, there is no end to it!
Yan Yan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Peach blossom?"
Rong Shaozhen whispered, "You forgot, I told you about the wrong delivery a few days ago, and she is the little girl who sold it."
"Which one?" Yan Yan didn't react for a moment.
"Stop the elf!" Rong Shaozhen winked as he said, there were minors present, so he couldn't speak directly, so he had to hum and sing: "There is a blocking elf on the right side of the left leg, and the left side of the right leg, they are empty." Thin and transparent, they are smooth and beautiful. They travel freely in the big black forest, and they are safe and considerate to prevent them from becoming parents. Ah, cute Dilan elves, ah, ultra-thin Dilan elves..."
Shi Xiaofei was confused and frowned, "Uncle Rong, you remembered the lyrics wrong!"
Hearing this, Yan Yan smiled so severely that his mouth almost crooked.
Gu Nian's face turned green with anger.
"Taohua, why are you here?" Rong Shaozhen felt good about himself.
"I'm a teacher in a children's cartoon class." Gu Nian knew that as long as she didn't answer, the other party would keep screaming, "Chrysanthemum, what about you? Is the oil I gave you useful?"
Gu swears that as long as he dares to call her "Peach Blossom" in the future, she will call him "Chrysanthemum" forever!
Rong Shaozhen is embarrassing, he realizes later that he dares to love people who don't like the nickname "Peach Blossom".What will you call her after that?Huahua?Why is it a bit like a dog's name?
Yan Yan couldn't straighten up this time, chrysanthemums are more fun than peach blossoms!
When Lin Kun showed a slight smile on his tense face, he took out his lighter and lit a cigarette.
The air in the elevator was stagnant, and the smell of smoke made one's throat itchy. Considering his health, Gu Nian coughed heavily, "Well, I brought my child here." The subtext was to ask you not to smoke.
"It's not mine." Shi Lin Kun said lightly.
"what?"
"I said the child you brought is not mine."
It's completely chicken and duck, Gu Nianpuhan, how flamboyant is this man, afraid that women will recognize his father with the ball?
Everyone here is crazy, and she has never met a normal one!
The elevator door was wide open, and Gu Nian led a few students out. She gave the four men, three, one, one, and one, a small, four men a hard look, and went backstage to wait.
After a while, the party officially started. Gu Nian slowly approached in a light blue tube top evening dress. Her delicate and bright facial features and stylish figure amazed the audience with every frown and smile. There were even a few male parents who came alone. He whistled loudly.
Shi Lin Kun's eyes were deep and deep. It is undeniable that this woman is extremely beautiful. Different from Song Yi's stereotyped, flawless internet celebrity face, she is more natural, fresher, and more distinctive. forget.
"Nian Nian is so beautiful!" Shi Xiaofei admired sincerely.
When Lin Kun was sitting in the VIP seat in the first row, he tapped the head of his son next to him, "How do I remember that you often praised Song Yi a few days ago? Compared with your Xiaoyi or your Nian Nian, which one is better looking?" ?”
"Of course it's Nian Nian," the little brat replied without thinking, "they are so different in size!"
This is true, Gu Nian is nearly 170cm tall, five or six centimeters taller than Song Yi.Besides, the former is moderately fat and thin, the place that should be big is large, and the place that should be small is small, which is a kind of healthy beauty; while the latter blindly diets and becomes thin to the bone in order to be photogenic.
Yan Yan took a sip of water and joked, "Brother Kun, your son is too quick to move on!"
Shi Xiaofei felt aggrieved in his heart, he had already turned his back on the dark half a month ago, okay?
The report ceremony was mainly composed of two parts, theatrical performance and the awarding of prizes, and it came to an end soon.
"The last award of this ceremony will be awarded, the special prize in the fine arts category." Gu Nian raised his hand as a gesture of invitation, and Principal Li personally brought a crooked crayon drawing to the stage with great fanfare. "The winner is Shi Xiaofei." , whose work is..."
The little guy’s painting masterpiece is called "My Dad Shi Lin Kun". Because he was born and raised in the United States, he can recognize and write Chinese characters, so he copied the word "Lin" from Shi Lin Kun and wrote it as There are two "wood", and the "wood" on the right is next to the word "Kun".
After analyzing for a long time without any results, Gu Nian could only read it literally, "His work is "My Dad is a Wooden Stick"."
Principal Li's heart trembled, "Mr. Gu, it's wrong, it's time for Lin Kun!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I mispronounced it, it's "My Dad Shi Lin Kun"."
Shi Lin Kun?Time stick?
The venue was quiet for a few seconds, and then thunderous laughter broke out.
Strictly choked on water, coughed out of breath, today was so funny, so many coke things, enough for him to laugh for a year.
Rong Shaozhen was lying on the table, staring at the middle of Lin Kun's legs, laughing non-stop, "Brother Kun, did you show Huahua your wooden stick that day?"
Yan Yan coughed and added insult to injury, "Isn't that a wooden stick? Cough cough, it should be meat...cough cough...a wooden stick."
"Maybe Huahua is talking about the shit stick, the shit stick."
The two bad friends come and go, sarcasm very much.
Lin Kun was the only one who remained calm at the scene. Although his face was greener than kelp, he kept squinting and looking at the stage.
He was thinking that this little girl must have done it on purpose. Although she returned to China not long ago, how many people in the whole ice city don't know Shi Lin Kun's name?She must be taking revenge on herself!
After a long call, the father and son of the Shi family took the stage holding hands to accept the award.
"Nian Nian, we took a photo!" Shi Xiaofei left Principal Li aside who was supposed to be presenting the award, and took his father and Gu Nian to take a photo, making it look like a family portrait.
Until the end of the party, Gu Nian's brain was still in chaos, and the gangster walked out stiffly.
It turned out that the boy's real name was Shi Linkun, she heard it for the first time, but it was very familiar.
Before walking out of the hall, the broadcast echoed in the corridor: "Ms. Gu Nian from the children's cartoon class, please come to the principal's office."
Gu Nian murmured that it wasn't good, she knew Principal Li's calculating personality, this matter would never end!
(End of this chapter)
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