Make trouble: President Daddy, don't grab my mommy!

Chapter 98 Yakult and Sanjing Shuanghuanglian

Xincheng district.

As soon as Gu Nian and Shi Xiaofei entered the house, the phone rang.

When the little boy saw the number, he immediately became excited and pressed the hands-free button.

"Excuse me, who called me?" Dong Yuan's original voice.

Gu Nian and Shi Xiaofei looked at each other, the former was stunned, but the latter understood.

The older one was about to speak, but the younger one told her to shut up with a wink.

"Uncle Dong, it's me, Fei'er." Shi Xiaofei spoke first, "How many calls do you have?"

"Master Righteous, I only have a mobile phone at the moment."

"Currently? Do you have two?" Shi Xiaofei led the other party to talk a little bit, revealing the truth, "Uncle Dong, I remember you still have an iPhone 6S, right? You downloaded the magic sound software, I played it, Why don't you use it?"

Dong Yuan replied casually, "I lost it long ago."

"Lost it?" Shi Xiaofei asked, "Where did you lose it? Who picked it up?"

Dong Yuan realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly changed his words, "It's not that I lost it, it's that I don't need it, and put it at home."

"Why not? Isn't it the latest model?"

"It won't be long. The boycott of Japan, the United States, Han Fei started with me, and now I don't even go to KFC." Dong Yuan has been with a certain president for a long time, and he is good at making up nonsense.

Shi Xiaofei asked again: "Uncle Dong, have you called Niannian with another mobile phone recently?"

After a few seconds of silence in the receiver, Dong Yuan's stuttering voice came, "Uh... I did."

"several times?"

"I don't remember, hehe."

Shi Xiaofei replied with a smirk, "You should remember what you talked about!"

"Probably because of work!"

"Probably?" Shi Xiaofei asked again, "Uncle Dong, where are you?"

"I'm on a business trip in the United States." Assistant Dong said here, a little sad, "Right now, I'm still a bachelor, I have to work hard to make money, otherwise I will have a girl ticket in the future, and I don't even have money for a girl's birthday party ..."

Shi Xiaofei chatted with Dong Yuan for a while, the little brat was always talking in a roundabout way, and a certain assistant answered innocuously.

Putting down the phone, the bear boy secretly looked at Gu Nian's face, seeing her frowning and refusing to speak, he was delighted for a while, and it's done.

At this point, Gu Nian fully understands that he has been calling himself in the name of Assistant Dong all this time, and the person who has the heart-to-heart conversation is undoubtedly the president of Shida.

One is in Bingcheng, the other is in the United States; one is always injured when talking about work problems; one has a female ticket, and one is still single.

There is a serious difference in the answers of the two Dong Yuans, and it is obvious that the preface does not match the postscript.

No wonder "Dong Yuan" praised Shi Linkun as a flower.

How idle is this guy? Playing as a person for a while, and a ghost for a while, is it interesting?From now on, she will never believe in a wooden stick again!

In a fit of anger, the phone rang again.

Afraid of what would happen, another number of "Dong Yuan" appeared.

Gu Nian took a deep breath, and slowly answered the phone on the premise of ensuring that he would not break the Motorola that he had just retrieved and repaired a few days ago.

The voice of "Dong Yuan" after changing his voice was weird, "Miss Gu, are you coming or not? Mr. Shi really can't take it anymore!"

"I pee in my pants if I can't bear it!" Gu Nian yelled back, "Oh, I forgot, President Shida, you can pick it up yourself, just use a small bottle of Sanjing Shuanghuanglian, which is just the right size and thickness."

After saying this, he hung up the phone.

At the other end, Shi Lin Kun was stunned for three seconds before he realized that Xiao Nizi already knew the truth, and even beat around the bush to hurt herself.

Yakult and Sanjing Shuanghuanglian, the president of Shida is getting closer and closer to the toothpick.

Is he that small?It's obviously a pulse, okay?
Shi Lin Kun couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to complain for himself, so he dialed the phone again.

After beeping beeps, the call is answered again.

"Uncle Dong, what's the matter?" Shi Xiaofei seemed to be eating, and swallowed.

This time, Lin Kun didn't use shitty voice-changing software, but used his own voice, without talking nonsense, "Give her the phone."

"Her? Who is she? Uncle Dong, I don't understand." Shi Xiaofei's mouth was so full that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"Give it to her, hurry up and stop talking!" Shi Lin Kun said in a more serious tone.

"What, hey, hey, the signal here is not good, I can't hear you well...Uncle Dong..."

The general was not accepted by the military orders abroad, and Shi Xiaofei took another big bite of food, so he didn't want to be a messenger for old man Shi!

Just as I was about to raise my voice and scold my son, the phone was cut off again.

Being hung up on the phone twice in a row, little girl, brat, do you still want to rebel?

The president was furious and hung up several times, but the other party refused to answer, so he didn't give up until he dialed N times and the signal was finally connected.

In the earpiece is a childish voice:

"Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy now, please redial it later."

Hearing the standard American accent of the little kid and the sound of pattering his mouth while eating, Lin Kun's nose crooked. Was he being used as a Sunday?

The Shi family father and son have lived in the United States for so long, can they not hear the little guy's voice?He really didn't know that his son's English pronunciation was so clear and fluent.

Lin Kun was so angry that he turned around in the room. The man's aspect was a matter of dignity. Since Xiao Nizi doubted him, he had to prove to her his true strength!
Thinking of this, he picked up his coat and strode out the door to rehabilitate himself.

Two and 10 minutes later, in a certain apartment in Xincheng Community.

Shi Lin Kun got out of the car, entered the unit door, and went directly to Gu Nian's house.

Knocking on the door again and again, he looked gloomy.

After knocking for a long time, Shi Xiaofei's voice came through the security door, "Who?"

It's actually a bear kid?Enemy Road is narrow.

When Lin Kun suppressed his temper, he didn't swear, "Your old man."

"My father?" Shi Xiaofei was afraid, saying that his father's speed was too fast, "Are you Shi Linkun?"

"What do you think?" President Shi Da decided that if he and Gu Nian were creating a human being, they would definitely check the almanac in advance, and they must not make another brat-type jerk, who would piss him off sooner or later.

When Shi Linkun heard the sound of moving the stool, he thought it was because Shi Xiaofei was not tall enough, stepped on something, and looked like he was going to watch a good show.

At this time, another sweet female voice came, "Fei'er, what are you doing?" The person who spoke was Gu Nian.

"Nian Nian, someone knocked on the door."

"Which one?"

"It's charged for electricity!"

Outside the door, Shi Lin Kun 囧, even said that he is charging electricity bills, is there anyone coming to collect this now?
Gu Nianhui, "Then drive quickly."

"No, what if I encounter a pervert like Liu Dongzi again?"

"How about that?" Mentoring this, Teacher Gu was terrified.

Shi Xiaofei rolled his eyes, "Well, I let him prove himself?"

"how to prove?"

"Let him pass his ID card in through the window."

"Fei'er, our house is on the fifth floor!"

"It's okay, adults have long legs, let him pass it!"

Outside the door, Shi Linkun's face was blue and white, he gritted his teeth and was furious, "Shi Xiaofei, do you want to know how to write the word 'death'?"

"Dead?" The bear boy trembled all over, "Nian Nian, he really is a bad guy, he's going to kill me..."

(End of this chapter)