Gao Leng Mingfu: Have a baby with you
Chapter 99 5 Ghost Transporting Technique
Chapter 99
Chi Guoguo eats tofu, this is too bold.
My eyes were straightened, this trick was used too cleverly, I seduced him without a trace, and even sold a cup of plum juice for my boss.
I drink here by myself, a cup is only six yuan, and there is sixteen in it. It is ten yuan more expensive for a few steps, so it is not so deceitful.The most important thing is that two cups are enough, and you can find a way to change it.Then take out the cup with the problem, it has the fingerprint of the hair salon person on it, they should be able to punish them for their crimes.
Just how to get out that cup of sour plum juice, I glanced at Jing Rong and said cautiously: "Tell me, how do you get out that cup of problematic sour plum juice?"
Jing Rong glanced at me, and suddenly grabbed a black kid from the ground and placed it on the table, then picked his chin.
"He can do this, but how can he do it?" I put the phone under my chin, so that everyone thought I was chatting on WeChat, and didn't expect that I was chatting with Jing Rong on the opposite side.
With a flick of his finger, the black ball rolled towards me and said, "Don't you want to learn Taoism? I'll give it to you to practice the five ghosts transporting technique, the most basic."
"I, me, me?" Pointing to his nose, he was a little eager to try, but what should he do?
Jing Rong pointed at the little ghost and said, "Taste him for some Yin Qi first, you have it in your body."
"how to eat?"
"Finger over his mouth."
I put my finger next to the little nigger's mouth as I said, and I have been looking for this mouth for a long time.
The little nigger took a slow suck and I felt a little black go into his mouth.Then he knelt down to me, and kowtowed, on the table.I thought the scene looked weird, but I still had to continue, so I said to Jing Rong: "And then?"
"Facing him, think about what you want to take."
"Oh." It sounds simple, but it seems a bit difficult to do.
Because, I seem to have a problem with the spiritual communication with this kid.It accepted my intention and brought the sour plum juice on the table in front of me.I'm very depressed, what I want is the plum juice from the hair salon opposite, okay, if I don't make a move, Uncle Xiao Qingxin may be taken down by others, at least he may be forced to rush to deal with it, maybe there will be a naked run away in the middle of the night.
"very good."
"Is this good?"
"Ah."
Hearing Jing Rong's compliment, I drank the sour plum juice in my hand, and continued my efforts.
The little ghost finally jumped off the table, but he was a little confused about where to go, and finally found the place.I saw that it was walking or drawing a horoscope, and then it was run over by a car and swept over by people. Fortunately, it didn't feel the pain, and it finally crossed the road without any influence.
Great, I was moved.
But what happened to him going to get the old grandma's handbag in private?
"You are too merciful, be stricter. What the kid likes most is to take other people's things, so your thoughts are too weak and he will not obey your will because of his playfulness."
"Oh." I thought, if the kid takes other people's things indiscriminately again, I will punish him.
But the little ghost didn't seem to care, and had already followed the old woman away.
"Do you think it's better to fry him or burn him?"
"So cruel."
Probably being guided, I naturally think in that direction.As a result, the kid was really scared, and silently returned to the right path.
I breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that sometimes people still have to be ruthless, and blind kindness is definitely not enough.
It has been displayed on the phone that the sour plum juice has been brought in, one cup per person.
That woman's drink is definitely not a problem, but Uncle Xiao Xin's drink is a big problem.He didn't drink either, and said, "It's a bit cold, can you find me a towel to take it with me?"
"Of course." The woman went out, and I wanted the kid to take away Xiao Qingxin's cup of sour plum juice, but Jing Rong said, "Wait." He actually let another kid come out with The half glass of plum juice I had was gone.I immediately understood what it meant, and couldn't help but blame myself for my carelessness.If they found out that there was a glass of sour plum juice missing, they would definitely be suspicious.But Jingrong's method is good. Anyway, the packaging of the two companies is almost a simple cup, which is almost exactly the same, and no one will know if it is changed.The straws are different, but you can ask the little ghosts to change them.
I was very happy, watching Xiao Qingxin on the screen anxiously trying to find a solution, and watching the sour plum juice plan to take it away.Because Jing Rong has never acted, he was in charge of this part as agreed at the beginning.Now he must be anxious, and I am also anxious, I don't know when the kid will arrive.
But in a blink of an eye, I saw the whole cup of sour plum juice move, and then disappeared with a whoosh. This should be my little ghost, and it succeeded.But no, the straw was brought back.When I was depressed, I heard Uncle Xiao Qingxin say: "Are you doing magic?"
I knew he was in a hurry, and soon a half cup of plum juice was placed in front of him, and he seemed to be returning something after drinking half a cup on the screen, so he shouldn't be watching the video The police are seriously suspicious.
This is not the point, the point is that Jing Rong's remedy is quite quick, because the straw of the half cup of plum juice has been replaced, and now the other party should not see any problems.
And my little ghost also came back, and almost poured out half a glass of sour plum juice in his hand.Fortunately, as long as you save a little, you can find out whether there are drugs in it.
Jing Rong stretched out his hand and stroked it lightly, saying: "There are hallucinogenic drugs, which can also make men excited, very domineering."
Before I said anything, the ghost flew out and said loudly, "I'm going to kill you bastards."
Because he has become a fierce ghost, such agitation can easily cause some changes in the surrounding things, such as the table shifting, or the guest's drink flying out, etc.The scene was a little chaotic for a while, and I almost hid.
I thought that there would be a fierce ghost's revenge on the opposite side, but Jing Rong was faster than him.Floating stood in front of him, stretched out her foot gracefully and kicked, and the ghost flew back.
"Quiet, idiot."
Stupid, idiot is Jingrong's classic swearing words, and then it is stupid to use it on me. Now I think about how polite he is to me, that's why he said that word.If this is a stupid sentence, I will cry for three days.
"I want revenge, I want to kill them?"
"it works?"
"I hate……"
"After taking revenge, what kind of retribution will you get?"
"I admit it."
"Bone-digging for a whole hundred years, torture of cramps, and people with great sinister virtues in them, the punishment you receive will always be unexpected."
It was the first time that Jing Rong told others about this, but I felt that he knew about such a punishment.So he walked over and whispered, "Have you... ever taken revenge?"
"Reported."
"That's also... received..." punishment?
"I was punished voluntarily because I was happy."
"Jing Rong..." I held his hand, not knowing what to say.
But Jing Rong touched the hair on my chest and said: "I was punished voluntarily, because there are more things worth waiting to do, and now I am very satisfied."
Although it was not a lingering love story, I already had tears in my eyes after he finished speaking.I put my head on his chest gently for a while, but I heard a woman's special laughter, and then I remembered that my unlucky Uncle Xiao Qingxin was still undercover. I was so distracted just now, he is Hasn't it been eaten and wiped clean?
It's okay at first glance, Uncle Xiao Qingxin's pants are still there, but there are many more women around him, there are about three or four, because the camera shakes, I can't see clearly.But thinking that he must be under siege now, otherwise why would he be shaking so much.
So many white hands stretched out, is Uncle Xiao Qingxin's tofu almost eaten up?
At this moment, he actually roared: "Okay, I have to leave first, that's all, goodbye."
puff……
It seemed that he couldn't hold on any longer, I watched him run out from the opposite side in a hurry, and he winked at me before leaving. Following a group of women who are like wolves and tigers, this scene is a bit funny when you think about it.
(End of this chapter)
Chi Guoguo eats tofu, this is too bold.
My eyes were straightened, this trick was used too cleverly, I seduced him without a trace, and even sold a cup of plum juice for my boss.
I drink here by myself, a cup is only six yuan, and there is sixteen in it. It is ten yuan more expensive for a few steps, so it is not so deceitful.The most important thing is that two cups are enough, and you can find a way to change it.Then take out the cup with the problem, it has the fingerprint of the hair salon person on it, they should be able to punish them for their crimes.
Just how to get out that cup of sour plum juice, I glanced at Jing Rong and said cautiously: "Tell me, how do you get out that cup of problematic sour plum juice?"
Jing Rong glanced at me, and suddenly grabbed a black kid from the ground and placed it on the table, then picked his chin.
"He can do this, but how can he do it?" I put the phone under my chin, so that everyone thought I was chatting on WeChat, and didn't expect that I was chatting with Jing Rong on the opposite side.
With a flick of his finger, the black ball rolled towards me and said, "Don't you want to learn Taoism? I'll give it to you to practice the five ghosts transporting technique, the most basic."
"I, me, me?" Pointing to his nose, he was a little eager to try, but what should he do?
Jing Rong pointed at the little ghost and said, "Taste him for some Yin Qi first, you have it in your body."
"how to eat?"
"Finger over his mouth."
I put my finger next to the little nigger's mouth as I said, and I have been looking for this mouth for a long time.
The little nigger took a slow suck and I felt a little black go into his mouth.Then he knelt down to me, and kowtowed, on the table.I thought the scene looked weird, but I still had to continue, so I said to Jing Rong: "And then?"
"Facing him, think about what you want to take."
"Oh." It sounds simple, but it seems a bit difficult to do.
Because, I seem to have a problem with the spiritual communication with this kid.It accepted my intention and brought the sour plum juice on the table in front of me.I'm very depressed, what I want is the plum juice from the hair salon opposite, okay, if I don't make a move, Uncle Xiao Qingxin may be taken down by others, at least he may be forced to rush to deal with it, maybe there will be a naked run away in the middle of the night.
"very good."
"Is this good?"
"Ah."
Hearing Jing Rong's compliment, I drank the sour plum juice in my hand, and continued my efforts.
The little ghost finally jumped off the table, but he was a little confused about where to go, and finally found the place.I saw that it was walking or drawing a horoscope, and then it was run over by a car and swept over by people. Fortunately, it didn't feel the pain, and it finally crossed the road without any influence.
Great, I was moved.
But what happened to him going to get the old grandma's handbag in private?
"You are too merciful, be stricter. What the kid likes most is to take other people's things, so your thoughts are too weak and he will not obey your will because of his playfulness."
"Oh." I thought, if the kid takes other people's things indiscriminately again, I will punish him.
But the little ghost didn't seem to care, and had already followed the old woman away.
"Do you think it's better to fry him or burn him?"
"So cruel."
Probably being guided, I naturally think in that direction.As a result, the kid was really scared, and silently returned to the right path.
I breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that sometimes people still have to be ruthless, and blind kindness is definitely not enough.
It has been displayed on the phone that the sour plum juice has been brought in, one cup per person.
That woman's drink is definitely not a problem, but Uncle Xiao Xin's drink is a big problem.He didn't drink either, and said, "It's a bit cold, can you find me a towel to take it with me?"
"Of course." The woman went out, and I wanted the kid to take away Xiao Qingxin's cup of sour plum juice, but Jing Rong said, "Wait." He actually let another kid come out with The half glass of plum juice I had was gone.I immediately understood what it meant, and couldn't help but blame myself for my carelessness.If they found out that there was a glass of sour plum juice missing, they would definitely be suspicious.But Jingrong's method is good. Anyway, the packaging of the two companies is almost a simple cup, which is almost exactly the same, and no one will know if it is changed.The straws are different, but you can ask the little ghosts to change them.
I was very happy, watching Xiao Qingxin on the screen anxiously trying to find a solution, and watching the sour plum juice plan to take it away.Because Jing Rong has never acted, he was in charge of this part as agreed at the beginning.Now he must be anxious, and I am also anxious, I don't know when the kid will arrive.
But in a blink of an eye, I saw the whole cup of sour plum juice move, and then disappeared with a whoosh. This should be my little ghost, and it succeeded.But no, the straw was brought back.When I was depressed, I heard Uncle Xiao Qingxin say: "Are you doing magic?"
I knew he was in a hurry, and soon a half cup of plum juice was placed in front of him, and he seemed to be returning something after drinking half a cup on the screen, so he shouldn't be watching the video The police are seriously suspicious.
This is not the point, the point is that Jing Rong's remedy is quite quick, because the straw of the half cup of plum juice has been replaced, and now the other party should not see any problems.
And my little ghost also came back, and almost poured out half a glass of sour plum juice in his hand.Fortunately, as long as you save a little, you can find out whether there are drugs in it.
Jing Rong stretched out his hand and stroked it lightly, saying: "There are hallucinogenic drugs, which can also make men excited, very domineering."
Before I said anything, the ghost flew out and said loudly, "I'm going to kill you bastards."
Because he has become a fierce ghost, such agitation can easily cause some changes in the surrounding things, such as the table shifting, or the guest's drink flying out, etc.The scene was a little chaotic for a while, and I almost hid.
I thought that there would be a fierce ghost's revenge on the opposite side, but Jing Rong was faster than him.Floating stood in front of him, stretched out her foot gracefully and kicked, and the ghost flew back.
"Quiet, idiot."
Stupid, idiot is Jingrong's classic swearing words, and then it is stupid to use it on me. Now I think about how polite he is to me, that's why he said that word.If this is a stupid sentence, I will cry for three days.
"I want revenge, I want to kill them?"
"it works?"
"I hate……"
"After taking revenge, what kind of retribution will you get?"
"I admit it."
"Bone-digging for a whole hundred years, torture of cramps, and people with great sinister virtues in them, the punishment you receive will always be unexpected."
It was the first time that Jing Rong told others about this, but I felt that he knew about such a punishment.So he walked over and whispered, "Have you... ever taken revenge?"
"Reported."
"That's also... received..." punishment?
"I was punished voluntarily because I was happy."
"Jing Rong..." I held his hand, not knowing what to say.
But Jing Rong touched the hair on my chest and said: "I was punished voluntarily, because there are more things worth waiting to do, and now I am very satisfied."
Although it was not a lingering love story, I already had tears in my eyes after he finished speaking.I put my head on his chest gently for a while, but I heard a woman's special laughter, and then I remembered that my unlucky Uncle Xiao Qingxin was still undercover. I was so distracted just now, he is Hasn't it been eaten and wiped clean?
It's okay at first glance, Uncle Xiao Qingxin's pants are still there, but there are many more women around him, there are about three or four, because the camera shakes, I can't see clearly.But thinking that he must be under siege now, otherwise why would he be shaking so much.
So many white hands stretched out, is Uncle Xiao Qingxin's tofu almost eaten up?
At this moment, he actually roared: "Okay, I have to leave first, that's all, goodbye."
puff……
It seemed that he couldn't hold on any longer, I watched him run out from the opposite side in a hurry, and he winked at me before leaving. Following a group of women who are like wolves and tigers, this scene is a bit funny when you think about it.
(End of this chapter)
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