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Chapter 151 Crazy Stacking Tofu

Yang Yihang is not worried about what will happen to his military training at all.

The principal, the old man, would never dare to disqualify him, a person who promotes the school, from "military training".

but……

His three roommates are not as lucky as him...

If you are not sure about the military training, you will hang up.

When the time comes, the sophomore will be doing military training with the freshman, and it will be embarrassing to think about it.

Sun Quan pissed in fright, "Hold on... Instructor, I'll stack up right now, right away, don't let me hang up."

Sun Quan rushed up immediately and began to fold the quilt.

As a result, it was stacked into four different images.

Now Zhou Zhong finally caught their handle...

You boys, are you so unqualified in internal affairs?

Ha ha!

The reporters were excited, and there was another news.

This instructor is such a thief.

If the instructor deducts the internal affairs points of these three students, hehe, maybe it will cause disagreements among their roommates, this move is a bit sinister.

Liang Zheng and Ding Zhiming also rushed back to fold the quilt, but the quilt was loose, not like tofu at all...

Damn, it looks like it's really going to be planted today.

Zhou Zhong smiled triumphantly.

This quilt is not so easy, it is a technical job...

Yang Yihang knew what was going on in Zhou Zhong's mind this week, and he asked lightly: "Is it right, I folded it, so we don't have to deduct the housekeeping points for our dormitory?"

Zhou Zhong and the tall instructor looked at each other, and both saw smiles in each other's eyes.

Zhou Zhong took out his watch, "Today's training will start in 10 minutes. If you do it well, the housekeeping of the whole dormitory will be full marks..."

This means...

You fucking can do it in 10 minutes?

That's a quilt for four people...

Besides, it will be done in 10 minutes, and you will suffer if you are late!

Yang Yihang didn't answer, and immediately climbed onto his bed, his white and slender fingers fluttered on his quilt...

"Damn it! What the hell is Master Yang trying to do? He still wants to save him now?"

"I'll go, I have a brother in the army, he gets up half an hour earlier every day to make the quilt..."

10 minutes for four people?
Yang Yihang stared at his own quilt, folded it very quickly, then rushed out of bed and climbed onto Sun Quan's bed.

Sun Quan shrank back to the bed in fright.

The third child is really passionate!

Without blinking his eyes, Yang Yihang folded Sun Quan's soft quilt...

The four quilts in the bedroom are all folded.

It took...less than [-] minutes.

An average of more than [-] point per quilt.

Zhou Zhong's jaw almost dropped.

Damn, isn't it?

actually……

Even so?

Zhou Zhong's voice trembled, "Check...check it."

very perfect!

The four corners are at [-]°, and there is no sign of collapse at all.

Very smooth!
Comparable to the level of the army...

Yang Yihang picked up his hat, "Then, the instructor please remember to give us full marks for internal affairs..."

Yang Yihang put on his hat, smiled, and left...

Sun Quan and the others were stunned, licked their lips, put on their hats and walked out with Yang Yihang...

"Third...you are really a bit awesome..."

That's all right!

Full marks for internal affairs...

The dormitory with the highest score in the phalanx...

Liang Zheng couldn't help but asked: "Third son, do you have military members in your family? Have you learned from them? How awesome is it to make tofu quilts? This speed is a bit scary!"

Yang Yihang shrugged, "It's all about watching TV and doing whatever you want."

Three animals: "..."

Easy to operate...

No wonder.

If it weren't for this hand speed, how could he quickly embroider "[-] Square Kilometers"?

Although the three animals were greatly surprised, they were also somewhat relieved.

You can't look at the third child with Chang Teng's eyes.

The third child is not a normal person haha.

They quickly rushed to line up in the phalanx, and the timing was just right.

"Do you know? Just now Yang Yihang folded four tofu quilts in less than 5 minutes, and several instructors were scared to pee. They were given full marks in the dormitory!"

"Huh? Really or fake? Just five minutes?"

"I've heard that too! Damn, if I had known I wouldn't have come to the playground so early, maybe I would have seen the instructor being hanged and beaten by Master Yang again."

Zhou Zhong and his instructors came.

His complexion...is not good...

They listened to what the group of students said...

Yang Yihang smirked in his heart, and he slapped him, it would be strange to have a good expression.

The reporters were very excited to shoot with their cameras, so handsome!
Today's news topic has already been settled, it is the master's crazy stacking of tofu!

Zhou Zhong looked at those reporters and felt even more aggrieved.

Damn, did the reporters take pictures of what happened in their dormitory today?

Zhou Zhong secretly cried bad luck.

Today he didn't dare to deal with Yang Yihang, and he didn't want to deal with Yang Yihang.

So... everything is very normal...

The morning training is still over...

Journalists are also very satisfied.

Hey.

There is news material.

These students also performed very well.

Before disbanding at noon, Zhou Zhong said: "There are two hours of military study time in the afternoon. At that time, the head of the military region will come to you guys. Be honest! Did you hear that?!"

Everyone said in unison: "I heard it!"

Yang Yihang and the others went back to have lunch.

Liang Zheng smirked: "It must be that Zhou Zhong was scared to pee by the speed of the third child's housekeeping this morning, and he didn't dare to deal with it. This morning is really comfortable!"

Sun Quan curled his lips, "Do you believe it? There are reporters here this morning! Can he be dishonest? If he is hanged and beaten by our third child again, it will be embarrassing."

Yang Yihang smiled, "Hurry up and eat, I'm going to attend the lecture later."

Not far away, Tang Xue and Zhu Lingyu were sitting there eating.

Tang Xue glanced at Yang Yihang's direction, and asked, "Not going there?" Aren't the two of them eager to stick together every day?
Zhu Lingyu shook his head, "Forget it."

When Tang Xue heard it, her eyes rolled.

Hey, something is wrong today.

Last night, their Zhu Daxiaohua didn't go back to the dormitory...

Can't tell which hotel to follow Yang Yihang to?

This is even more wrong.

You know, after the first time, under normal circumstances, the boyfriend and girlfriend would like to get bored of being together every day.

Lingyu Xiaohua actually did the opposite.

Tang Xue suddenly remembered a saying!
That's... Isn't Yang Yihang not good?
Didn't Zhu Lingyu be satisfied?
Omg!

Tang Xue almost laughed internally.

This Yang Yihang is really fancy but not useful!
Tang Xue was very happy in her heart, and finally caught Yang Yihang's little one.

Zhu Lingyu on the opposite side was looking at his phone...

Tang Xue couldn't help but leaned over to take a look, and Zhu Lingyu was so frightened that she immediately turned off her phone, "Don't look at it, let's eat, we still have to study this afternoon."

Tang Xue froze for a moment, "Oh...okay, let's eat..."

She didn't see it very clearly, as if she saw the word "Andrology"?

isn't it...

Really?

Yang Yihang sneezed several times in a row, always feeling that someone was speaking ill of him behind his back...

Yang Yihang took the time to go back to the dormitory to rest, and immediately contacted him through the WeChat store on his mobile phone.

Jade Emperor!
Jade Emperor Nima is not online!
System prompt: [Staff] The broom star is cleaning at the store entrance.

Yang Yihang saw it, and immediately went to poke the broom star.

Xuan Tian: Sao Ba Xing, how are you doing recently?

The broom star was taken aback, it turned out to be the Great Immortal Xuantian!

Broomstar: Xiaoxian is not bad, thanks to Daxian who took Xiaoxian to the peach banquet last time.

Xuan Tian: Well, let me ask you, who do you turn to if you want to leak your energy?
Yang Yihang was a little embarrassed to speak.

It's all the Jade Emperor's fault!
It's out of the basket, it's not online yet!

Can't find anyone.

The broom star was taken aback, what?
What he asked again was... this?

Recently, many great immortals are seeing this disease.

Broomstar: This...you should go to the doctor Sun Simiao...

What?
Looking for a doctor?
How did he find it!

He can't go directly.

If Sun Simiao can't go to his shop, he can't go anywhere.

Xuantian: Broom Star, do me a favor, please go and invite Miracle Doctor Sun to come over...

Sao Baxing shook his head: Well, Great Immortal Xuantian, I can't do it recently.Immortal Sun Simiao is going crazy.Daxian has always been looking for him to see a doctor.It seems... It seems to be a disease of this aspect.

Yang Yihang felt even more strange.

You, a god with a pure heart and ascetic desires, actually went to see andrology?
Broom Star: Recently, under the help of Yuelao Daxian, many immortals in heaven got married, so...

Oh, are you going to see the Andrology Department now?
No wonder the genius doctor is so busy...

Yang Yihang thought for a moment.

Xuan Tian: Then go and invite the Jade Emperor to come over for me.

The broom star almost fell to the ground.

Go...to invite the Jade Emperor?
Omg!

This is scarier than going to Yaochi.

Xuantian: Just go in and tell me Xuantian's name, the Jade Emperor won't do anything to you.

The Jade Emperor absolutely regarded him as so-and-so, respectful, and gave him the pretentious book of his cultivation.

Hey, who knows who he thinks he is?

He's not stupid if he doesn't use this kind of good resource!
Sao Baxing thought for a while, and also wanted to see and see.

Sao Ba Xing: In that case, then follow the orders of the Great Immortal.But now the Jade Emperor should be taking a lunch break, Xiaoxian will invite the Jade Emperor to come over after...

Yang Yihang is satisfied, so be it.

Since the Jade Emperor is going to take a nap, he should take a nap too.

After Yang Yihang took a nap, he and the group of yawning animals went to the Great Hall of Thousands of People to attend the military lecture attended by a certain head of state!

The four people in the dormitory chose a good place to sit down.

After a while, I saw a man in military uniform surrounded by a group of people, and the surrounding people looked warm and flattering.

Sun Quan on the side was a little envious: "If only I had that strong figure..."

The soldiers are in good shape.

After all, exercise every day.

Yang Yihang tilted his head, always feeling... that person is somewhat familiar...

It seems to have seen it somewhere.

On the stage, the officer glanced solemnly.

His gaze fell on Yang Yihang all of a sudden, a trace of surprise appeared in his eyes, and then he recovered.

It seems that the officer really knows himself?

Yang Yihang couldn't remember who it was.

The military study lecture has officially begun!
Zhou Zhong and his instructors patrolled the surroundings for a while, and found out whoever was sitting improperly and who didn't listen carefully to the class were caught!
At first everyone was quite serious, but after a while they slack off.

This kind of lecture is really boring.

Some students started secretly playing with their mobile phones.

Sun Quan and Ding Zhiming at the side were secretly playing...

Yang Yihang was still listening carefully.

Suddenly, the phone in his trouser pocket vibrated.

Yang Yihang took it out and took a look, it turned out to be the notification tone from Weidian!
Damn, could it be that there is news from Broom Star?
Well, the broom star really deserves to be Yang Yihang's dog leg in the heaven.

As soon as the Jade Emperor's lunch break is over, the broom star will go.

He was still very nervous, and was stopped by the heavenly soldiers and generals at first, but he announced Yang Yihang's Xuantian name in a trembling voice. The expressions of a group of heavenly soldiers and generals changed, and they immediately let the broom star go.

The broom star walked in, and the Jade Emperor walked out quickly.

Before Sao Ba Xing had time to kneel down and salute, the Jade Emperor asked, "But the God Xuantian asked you?"

The broom star's legs softened.

God?

Damn?

God?

The Jade Emperor secretly knew that he had said something wrong, and his expression was a little serious: "What do you want me to do?"

Sao Baxing stammered and said: "Um... Great Immortal Xuantian seems to have something urgent to ask you to go to the shop at the end of the sky..."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he nodded immediately and was ready to go.

A golden light flashed, and the Jade Emperor disappeared in front of the broom star...

The broom star was so shocked that sweat broke out on his forehead.

Damn, he seems to know something he shouldn't know?

Jade Emperor: Taoist Xuantian is looking for me... What can I do to find a fellow Taoist?

The Jade Emperor didn't dare to put on airs as the boss of the Heavenly Court in front of Xuantian!
Xuantian: That... you pretend to be... "Jade Emperor's Collection", do you have to complete the sixth level to be able to do that?
Yang Yihang stared at the phone tightly, and he didn't even care that Ding Zhiming beside him pulled his sleeve...

Jade Emperor: What, what?
Xuan Tian: Sex!
This girl can always understand, right?

The Jade Emperor was a little embarrassed, this god is really interesting, and he is greedy for love between men and women?

Yang Yihang saw a message pop up over there, but Yang Yihang didn't have time to read it, and suddenly his shoulder was held down...

Zhou Zhong's face was gloomy: "Yang Yihang, playing with your mobile phone at the chief's lecture, you are amazing..."

Yang Yihang's heart skipped a beat, he suddenly raised his head and saw Zhou Zhong looking at him with a half-smile.

Damn, I was so focused on my phone that I didn't notice Zhou Zhong approaching, and I got caught in the end!
Yang Yihang felt a little guilty.

After all, people give lectures up there, and he plays with his mobile phone down there?

Zhou Zhong caught Yang Yihang's handle this time.

Zhou Zhong stretched out his hand and snatched Yang Yihang's cell phone, and said in a low voice, "Get out!"

I rely on!

What is wrong with you grabbing?
You snatched my phone?
Yang Yihang followed out with a bad expression.

Ding Zhiming, Sun Quan, and Liang Zheng looked at each other and sighed inwardly.

Third child, why did you bump into the muzzle again?
Are you fucking fucking?
So engrossed?

You don't even know the instructor is here...

Isn't this looking for death?

The three of them didn't dare to leave, so they just sat there...

Yang Yihang was directly called backstage by Zhou Zhong.

Yang Yihang said apologetically: "I'm sorry instructor, I did make a mistake just now. Please forgive me and give me back my phone."

Ha ha.

Now you know what to say?

paralysis!

late!

Wasn't it awesome when you were a hero?
Can't do it now?

Zhou Zhong held the phone with a half-smile, "That's not okay, I'll give this phone to your counselor."

Damn, leave it to Wen Shiming?

That woman is definitely not easy to deal with...

What's more, with her in her hand, you don't even think about using your mobile phone these days.

It must not fall into Wen Shiming's hands.

Yang Yihang said: "I'm sorry, please return the phone to me, the instructor."

Zhou Zhong sneered, his eyes rolled suddenly, "It's not me you're sorry for! It's the chief who gave you the lecture! You wait here, wait for the chief to come out, and apologize immediately!"

I rely on...

Shame on him so much?

Seeing Yang Yihang's face change, Zhou Zhong felt very happy.

It's over for you this time.

Those above are the most disliked students who are not serious.

Especially the one from the military area where the lecture was held today... he also has a very bad temper...

This kid is going to be finished.

This way of handling it is definitely better than handing over the phone to the counselor!

Zhou Zhong was very satisfied and dragged Yang Yihang to wait at the scene...

After a while, I heard the sound of everyone leaving, and the sound of footsteps walking towards this side.

Zhou Zhong smiled coldly, "When you see the chief later, apologize immediately! Did you hear that?"

Yang Yihang frowned.

Then I saw a tall figure walking over surrounded by people.

Well, it's still that familiar person.

The man was stunned when he saw Yang Yihang, and now he didn't expect to see him in the backcourt.

Zhou Zhong saluted immediately, and said excitedly: "Report! This kid is at your lecture..."

The man rushed up and said, "Mr. Yang Yihang! Hello!"

Zhou Zhong: "..."

what?
what's the situation?
Yang Yihang frowned, "Are you...?"

I rely on!

The faces of the people behind were all black.

Damn, don't you know this one?

The people behind wanted to reprimand Yang Yihang.

The man introduced himself: "Mr. Yang Yihang, hello. I am the adjutant of the chief of the land! It is a great honor to see you here! The chief of the land was still talking about you a few days ago."

you?
Land Chief?

Yang Yihang... still knows... Lu Lu?
The land of the military region?
Everyone stayed.

Isn't this ostentation...too big?
(End of this chapter)