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Chapter 29 Epic Dead House
Chapter 29 Epic Dead House
Lu Cong turned sideways slightly, and with a flash of white light, he instantly turned into a huge and beautiful elk.
"Your Majesty, please."
Dongfang Zi's eyes sparkled, he stroked his antlers, his generous back, and his cute short tail.
"Your Majesty, don't touch it." Lili who was on the side reminded seriously: "If you touch it any further, it will be Lord Lu's butt."
Forehead? !
Dongfang Zi retracted her hand, seeing the elk buried its head, it seemed extremely shy, and was very embarrassed for a while.
Shen Xie came over and pushed Lili away.
"Hey! Tens of thousands of creatures in the demon world are His Majesty's subjects. His Majesty can touch whomever he likes, and he can touch as much as he likes. It doesn't matter how long he touches."
He flattered Dongfang Zi and said: "Your Majesty, it's okay! Keep touching! Keep touching!"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Lu Cong's speed was faster than Shen Xie's. I don't know if he was touched and teased too much just now. He was so ashamed that he just put down Dongfang Zi, turned around and flew away, and disappeared into the dense forest of the valley in an instant.
Not only is it fast, but it is also more comfortable and stable than Lili and Shenxie.
Dongfang Zi finally experienced the beauty of the "flying technique", but unfortunately the journey was too short, before he had time to experience it carefully, he ran away as soon as he turned around.
The Cannon chasing from behind shouted anxiously: "Hey! Your Majesty's female officer Tongshi hasn't been selected yet! Where are you going?"
"Looking for food for His Majesty." A voice transmission curled through, and the shadow of the deer had long been lost.
Dongfang Zi giggled, and asked: "Assistant Shen, Lu Cong, hasn't he dated yet? He's so shy!"
Lili asked stupidly, "Your Majesty, what is love?"
No way?This idiot doesn't even know how to fall in love!
Dongfang Zi laughed and explained: "It's just that the male demon and the female demon are in love with each other."
"No!" Shen Xi gave up and said, "Little Lu is innocent, he never provokes any sexual affairs, he is extremely innocent! Please rest assured about this, Your Majesty."
Sitting on a low stool made of tree tops, Dongfang Zidaci asked lazily, "How old is he and hasn't fallen in love yet? You monster clan—no, are we monster clans so active in responding to the policy of late marriage and late childbirth?"
Her father was more than 8000 years old when he found his queen mother in the vast crowd, and the old fox finally had her as his only daughter.
——This is simply epic late marriage and late childbearing!
Cang Xi thought for a while, and answered: "The little deer is also two or three thousand years old. The monsters have spirituality and wisdom before they can start cultivating. It can take hundreds or even thousands of years at least, and it can take thousands of years to cultivate human form. Some monsters live all year round She practiced in seclusion, cleansed her body and loved herself, cultivated her body and cultivated her character, and she didn’t show her face for thousands of years.”
Dongfang Zi Fu forehead: "Finally understand why our demon people are so rare."
It is said that nerds are the most difficult to find a partner, and the more nerdy they are, the harder it is.
Can hide and retreat for thousands of years without coming out, this kind of epic super invincible dead house-how could there be a partner!
A single dead house doesn't even have a chance to fall in love, so is it possible to have offspring?
"No, it's not all because of this." Shen Xie sighed and explained: "Your Majesty, the demon clan was originally prosperous and prosperous, and thousands of demon people spread all over the demon world. However, in recent years, the spiritual energy has been lacking, and the environment of the demon world has deteriorated day by day. The drastic reduction in the number of citizens led to the current situation."
"Not before?" Dongfang Zi asked anxiously, "Why is the spiritual energy gone? Hurry up and get it back!"
Shen Xi had no choice but to give up: "Aura is the essence contained in the heaven and earth, and it can't be found anywhere."
(End of this chapter)
Lu Cong turned sideways slightly, and with a flash of white light, he instantly turned into a huge and beautiful elk.
"Your Majesty, please."
Dongfang Zi's eyes sparkled, he stroked his antlers, his generous back, and his cute short tail.
"Your Majesty, don't touch it." Lili who was on the side reminded seriously: "If you touch it any further, it will be Lord Lu's butt."
Forehead? !
Dongfang Zi retracted her hand, seeing the elk buried its head, it seemed extremely shy, and was very embarrassed for a while.
Shen Xie came over and pushed Lili away.
"Hey! Tens of thousands of creatures in the demon world are His Majesty's subjects. His Majesty can touch whomever he likes, and he can touch as much as he likes. It doesn't matter how long he touches."
He flattered Dongfang Zi and said: "Your Majesty, it's okay! Keep touching! Keep touching!"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Lu Cong's speed was faster than Shen Xie's. I don't know if he was touched and teased too much just now. He was so ashamed that he just put down Dongfang Zi, turned around and flew away, and disappeared into the dense forest of the valley in an instant.
Not only is it fast, but it is also more comfortable and stable than Lili and Shenxie.
Dongfang Zi finally experienced the beauty of the "flying technique", but unfortunately the journey was too short, before he had time to experience it carefully, he ran away as soon as he turned around.
The Cannon chasing from behind shouted anxiously: "Hey! Your Majesty's female officer Tongshi hasn't been selected yet! Where are you going?"
"Looking for food for His Majesty." A voice transmission curled through, and the shadow of the deer had long been lost.
Dongfang Zi giggled, and asked: "Assistant Shen, Lu Cong, hasn't he dated yet? He's so shy!"
Lili asked stupidly, "Your Majesty, what is love?"
No way?This idiot doesn't even know how to fall in love!
Dongfang Zi laughed and explained: "It's just that the male demon and the female demon are in love with each other."
"No!" Shen Xi gave up and said, "Little Lu is innocent, he never provokes any sexual affairs, he is extremely innocent! Please rest assured about this, Your Majesty."
Sitting on a low stool made of tree tops, Dongfang Zidaci asked lazily, "How old is he and hasn't fallen in love yet? You monster clan—no, are we monster clans so active in responding to the policy of late marriage and late childbirth?"
Her father was more than 8000 years old when he found his queen mother in the vast crowd, and the old fox finally had her as his only daughter.
——This is simply epic late marriage and late childbearing!
Cang Xi thought for a while, and answered: "The little deer is also two or three thousand years old. The monsters have spirituality and wisdom before they can start cultivating. It can take hundreds or even thousands of years at least, and it can take thousands of years to cultivate human form. Some monsters live all year round She practiced in seclusion, cleansed her body and loved herself, cultivated her body and cultivated her character, and she didn’t show her face for thousands of years.”
Dongfang Zi Fu forehead: "Finally understand why our demon people are so rare."
It is said that nerds are the most difficult to find a partner, and the more nerdy they are, the harder it is.
Can hide and retreat for thousands of years without coming out, this kind of epic super invincible dead house-how could there be a partner!
A single dead house doesn't even have a chance to fall in love, so is it possible to have offspring?
"No, it's not all because of this." Shen Xie sighed and explained: "Your Majesty, the demon clan was originally prosperous and prosperous, and thousands of demon people spread all over the demon world. However, in recent years, the spiritual energy has been lacking, and the environment of the demon world has deteriorated day by day. The drastic reduction in the number of citizens led to the current situation."
"Not before?" Dongfang Zi asked anxiously, "Why is the spiritual energy gone? Hurry up and get it back!"
Shen Xi had no choice but to give up: "Aura is the essence contained in the heaven and earth, and it can't be found anywhere."
(End of this chapter)
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