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Chapter 43 Your Majesty the Wit
Chapter 43 Your Majesty the Wit
Dad cheated on her, then turned off the phone and hid.
Damn!Too much!
Dongfang Zi tore open the ice cream and took a mouthful.
Lu Cong on the side held the ice cream at a loss, and asked in embarrassment: "Your Majesty... is this thing too cold or too hot? Why does the more you blow it, the more it smokes? Don't you—don't you think it's too hot?"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
While blowing the ice cream, Lu Cong looked at the chocolate bar that kept sliding down, and looked at her for help.
"Your Majesty, what should I do?"
Dongfang Zi couldn't help laughing, and explained: "It's cold, icy cold, eaten in summer to relieve the heat. You can't blow it, the more you blow it, the faster it melts, it doesn't smoke because it's hot."
Lu Cong cried with a handsome face: "Your Majesty, I... can I not eat?"
This thing is dark, but inside it is white, exuding an unnaturally sweet smell - can it be eaten?
"I've already bought them, so don't waste them!" Dongfang Zi smiled and said, "The weather is so hot, it's the best time to eat ice cream. Try it, it's delicious!"
His Majesty has an order, and he has to follow it.
Lu Cong took a deep breath, finally bent down slowly, and took a mouthful carefully.
Then, he shivered and shook his body tremblingly.
Dongfang Zi raised his chin slightly and asked, "How is it? Is it delicious?"
Lu Cong thought about it seriously, and answered honestly: "...It's so cold."
"Any more?"
"Slightly burnt."
"It tastes like chocolate!"
……
When Dongfang Zi bought ice cream, she had already asked the boss for the WiFi password, and the phone finally came alive. WeChat and QQ were all red, and all groups were [-]+.
As she ate, she followed up on missing contact information these days.
Lu Cong sat crampedly in front of the store, seeing ordinary people coming to buy things one after another, using the so-called "mobile phone" to put together two seemingly complex symbols, and left after the sound of "didi".
Just now when His Majesty bought this 'ice shower', he did the same thing.
Is this... is it a payment?
"Your Majesty, mortals used to use silver taels or copper plates, and later they used banknotes. Why don't they use them now?"
Dongfang Zi explained: "There is money in the phone, just pay directly."
Lu Cong stared in surprise: "Really?! How much money can you hide? But it looks so thin!"
"This..." Dongfang Zi stared at her head and said in a low voice, "I will explain it to you in detail later."
Lu Cong nodded obediently.
After a while, Dongfang Zi finished eating the ice cream and scrolling through Moments, but didn't find any information about her father, so she simply left him a message.
"Dongfang Lan! You are doing well! The mountains will not turn around, and one day you will fall into my hands—I can't spare you!"
Lu Cong: "..."
No matter how you hear this, it doesn't sound like what your Majesty can say to His Majesty Lan!
Dongfang Zi opened other software, and found that the person who was blocked had no news at all, let alone contacted her through other means.
So, upset, she put down her phone and looked around.
The fat boss of the canteen greeted warmly: "Beauty, would you like some iced watermelon? It's just shipped, it's fresh!"
Dongfang Zi's eyes lit up, and she changed into a disgusted expression.
"It will take many days to ship it from outside, it's already stale!"
The fat boss smiled wryly: "It's definitely not comparable to the ones outside. Our mining village is more than 70 kilometers away from the nearest small town. It's not easy to buy something new!"
Dongfang Zi walked over and asked with a smile: "Boss, how long have you been doing business here? I heard from my dad that this mining village will be demolished soon. Is it true?"
(End of this chapter)
Dad cheated on her, then turned off the phone and hid.
Damn!Too much!
Dongfang Zi tore open the ice cream and took a mouthful.
Lu Cong on the side held the ice cream at a loss, and asked in embarrassment: "Your Majesty... is this thing too cold or too hot? Why does the more you blow it, the more it smokes? Don't you—don't you think it's too hot?"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
While blowing the ice cream, Lu Cong looked at the chocolate bar that kept sliding down, and looked at her for help.
"Your Majesty, what should I do?"
Dongfang Zi couldn't help laughing, and explained: "It's cold, icy cold, eaten in summer to relieve the heat. You can't blow it, the more you blow it, the faster it melts, it doesn't smoke because it's hot."
Lu Cong cried with a handsome face: "Your Majesty, I... can I not eat?"
This thing is dark, but inside it is white, exuding an unnaturally sweet smell - can it be eaten?
"I've already bought them, so don't waste them!" Dongfang Zi smiled and said, "The weather is so hot, it's the best time to eat ice cream. Try it, it's delicious!"
His Majesty has an order, and he has to follow it.
Lu Cong took a deep breath, finally bent down slowly, and took a mouthful carefully.
Then, he shivered and shook his body tremblingly.
Dongfang Zi raised his chin slightly and asked, "How is it? Is it delicious?"
Lu Cong thought about it seriously, and answered honestly: "...It's so cold."
"Any more?"
"Slightly burnt."
"It tastes like chocolate!"
……
When Dongfang Zi bought ice cream, she had already asked the boss for the WiFi password, and the phone finally came alive. WeChat and QQ were all red, and all groups were [-]+.
As she ate, she followed up on missing contact information these days.
Lu Cong sat crampedly in front of the store, seeing ordinary people coming to buy things one after another, using the so-called "mobile phone" to put together two seemingly complex symbols, and left after the sound of "didi".
Just now when His Majesty bought this 'ice shower', he did the same thing.
Is this... is it a payment?
"Your Majesty, mortals used to use silver taels or copper plates, and later they used banknotes. Why don't they use them now?"
Dongfang Zi explained: "There is money in the phone, just pay directly."
Lu Cong stared in surprise: "Really?! How much money can you hide? But it looks so thin!"
"This..." Dongfang Zi stared at her head and said in a low voice, "I will explain it to you in detail later."
Lu Cong nodded obediently.
After a while, Dongfang Zi finished eating the ice cream and scrolling through Moments, but didn't find any information about her father, so she simply left him a message.
"Dongfang Lan! You are doing well! The mountains will not turn around, and one day you will fall into my hands—I can't spare you!"
Lu Cong: "..."
No matter how you hear this, it doesn't sound like what your Majesty can say to His Majesty Lan!
Dongfang Zi opened other software, and found that the person who was blocked had no news at all, let alone contacted her through other means.
So, upset, she put down her phone and looked around.
The fat boss of the canteen greeted warmly: "Beauty, would you like some iced watermelon? It's just shipped, it's fresh!"
Dongfang Zi's eyes lit up, and she changed into a disgusted expression.
"It will take many days to ship it from outside, it's already stale!"
The fat boss smiled wryly: "It's definitely not comparable to the ones outside. Our mining village is more than 70 kilometers away from the nearest small town. It's not easy to buy something new!"
Dongfang Zi walked over and asked with a smile: "Boss, how long have you been doing business here? I heard from my dad that this mining village will be demolished soon. Is it true?"
(End of this chapter)
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