Mother, the beauty is already lying down
Chapter 108 I'm Going to Lichunyuan
Chapter 108 I'm Going to Lichunyuan
"Mother, it's over, don't be funny anymore. What are you bothering about? Tell the baby, the baby uses a smart head to help you think about it. But it has been forgotten, the baby is very powerful. And, even if the baby If it can’t be done, there are Uncle Yingyi and the others.”
Hearing what his baby said, Yun Mo's eyes suddenly brightened.That's right, should I ask them for help in this matter?After thinking this through, Yun Mo immediately put his face in front of his own baby with a smile on his face, and then said, "Good boy, can you lend me Ying Er for a few days, mother will make you jelly." Yunmo does this every time, whenever he has something to ask for a baby, he uses the trick of "nothing to seduce", which is tried and tested without success.
The baby's small purple eyeballs rolled around, and then nodded cautiously. "Okay, I'll lend it to Nai. The baby has always been very generous to the mother." After the baby finished speaking, his white and tender hands patted lightly, and Ying Er appeared in front of Yun Mo from nowhere.
"Ying Er has met the Lord and Madam. I don't know why Madam is looking for Ying Er?" Yun Mo did not speak, but smiled ambiguously, and circled around Ying Er a few times.However, this situation made Ying Er feel that there was a gust of wind blowing, it was chilly, and his vest felt chilly.There is always a very bad feeling in my heart, this lady, she thinks she is weird, as if she is a lord, she is worthy of being a mother and son.I just don't know what strange things my wife asked me to do this time.
"Ahem, ma'am, if you have any orders, just tell me, Ying Er will definitely die." Although Ying Er said so, she was still terrified in her heart. I have been with the master for so many years, and I am very clear about the methods of the master. , this lady is exactly the same, it is estimated that ten thousand deaths will not happen, but it is more likely that life would be worse than death.
"Actually, it's nothing. As for me, I just want to give you some makeup, and then I want you to go to the Lichun Courtyard and be an oiran for a few days. You won't die, don't worry!"
"Pfft! What, Oiran!"
Ying Er doesn't know what words to use to describe his current mood, uneasy?Still struggling?He knew that there must be nothing good to come this time.Poor baby, just want to hug the pillar and cry.
The baby was also very confused about his mother's proposal.Let Ying Er be the oiran?Mother, what are you playing.But since mother said so, then she must have her own reasons, facing her own mother, she can only feel wronged by Ying Er.Ying Er is completely unaware that his master has decided to sacrifice him to fulfill his own mother, what a sad reminder.
After Yunmo Jianying Er heard her words, his face was troubled and depressed, and he didn't understand.What's wrong with this kid, what a good job she arranged for him, he doesn't have to work every day, as long as he draws beautifully, he can get money when he sits in the small building, what a good job this is Ah, it's like getting something for nothing.Although I don't want to do the thing of "forcing a good woman into prostitution", but because of my own plan, I have to do it, so even if Ying Er is reluctant, he still has to do it.
After thinking about it, Yun Mo smiled again and said, "Ying Er, don't be afraid. My wife just asks you to pretend to be an oiran, and won't let you pick up guests... Oh, no, I won't let you have sex ..." Yun Mo felt that his description was getting darker and darker, and he mentioned the fatal point everywhere, and the truth slapped himself twice.It's just that if you can't hate yourself, you should stop slapping yourself.
After listening to his mother's explanation to Ying Er, the baby wanted to hit the wall, mother's intelligence is really amazing.
As for Ying Er, on the other side, with a face full of grievances, he almost wiped his tears with a small handkerchief in his hand, just like an angry little daughter-in-law, looking at his master pitifully.Bao Bao glanced at Ying Er sympathetically, and said silently: Take care of yourself, even this deity can't save you.
"Small oil, Ying Er, don't worry about being hungry. My wife won't say anything extra, just give me a hand and I'll be the oiran!" Yun Moyi stomped his feet cruelly, put his hands on his hips, and shouted at Ying Er with a serious expression on his face. .
Ying Er had no choice but to take orders, so he raised his legs and walked away arrogantly and quietly, with a kind of heroic demeanor that "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone".It's just that before he took two steps, he suddenly turned around.
Yun Mo thought this guy had repented, and felt nervous.Unexpectedly, Ying Er turned around and asked, "That madam, you haven't told me that the main task of being an oiran is yet!" Yun Mo rolled his eyes and nodded.
"It seems that I really didn't tell you. Ahem, I'm sorry, I forgot for a while. Your main task when you become an oiran is to seduce Huangfu Yu." Ying Er listened, nodded, and continued to walk forward. He just fell down without taking two steps.
Yunmo shook his head in disappointment, and then said to his baby, "You are not good at walking, you can fall down every step of the way, you need to strengthen your training in the future, mother will train you." The baby nodded helplessly, Said a good one.
Ying Er felt the urge to die when he heard it, heaven, earth, what is it all about, the reason why he fell down was because he realized what his wife said, and let himself seduce Huangfu Yu.Woohoo, Huangfu Yu is the master's future stepfather, isn't he courting death?What's even more exasperating is that the master actually agreed to the madam to train them, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Seeing that Ying Er lay on the ground for a long time and did not get up, Yun Mo reminded, "Ying Er, hurry up, don't tell me that you broke a bone when you fell. Otherwise, my wife will let you know that the real fracture is broken. Taste." After Yun Mo said, he showed a sinister smile.It's just that as soon as Yun Mo finished speaking, Ying Er disappeared in a flash, running faster than a rabbit.
Now that Shadow Two has gone, the next thing is up to him.So Yun Mo immediately disguised himself and turned into a handsome and lifeless man.
"Mother, are you dressing up like this, do you want to flirt with good women?"
After hearing this, Yun Mo's face was covered with black lines. Now she finally realized that as long as the words came from her baby's mouth, there was not a single good word.Forget it, kid, Tong Yan Wuji, don't bother with him.
"Baby, mother is going out today, you are at home..."
"Wa refuses!" Before Yun Mo could finish speaking, Bao Bao refused directly.Mother thought about throwing herself away and going out by herself, one or two times is already the limit of her patience, and she is determined not to do it again and again.
Seeing the resolute look on the baby's face, Yunmo wanted to say something else, but swallowed the words back.The baby's temper is clear to him, and he is even more stubborn than himself. It is already good to be able to stay at home obediently the first two times, but it is probably a bit impossible to let him stay at home now.That's all, let's take him.
(End of this chapter)
"Mother, it's over, don't be funny anymore. What are you bothering about? Tell the baby, the baby uses a smart head to help you think about it. But it has been forgotten, the baby is very powerful. And, even if the baby If it can’t be done, there are Uncle Yingyi and the others.”
Hearing what his baby said, Yun Mo's eyes suddenly brightened.That's right, should I ask them for help in this matter?After thinking this through, Yun Mo immediately put his face in front of his own baby with a smile on his face, and then said, "Good boy, can you lend me Ying Er for a few days, mother will make you jelly." Yunmo does this every time, whenever he has something to ask for a baby, he uses the trick of "nothing to seduce", which is tried and tested without success.
The baby's small purple eyeballs rolled around, and then nodded cautiously. "Okay, I'll lend it to Nai. The baby has always been very generous to the mother." After the baby finished speaking, his white and tender hands patted lightly, and Ying Er appeared in front of Yun Mo from nowhere.
"Ying Er has met the Lord and Madam. I don't know why Madam is looking for Ying Er?" Yun Mo did not speak, but smiled ambiguously, and circled around Ying Er a few times.However, this situation made Ying Er feel that there was a gust of wind blowing, it was chilly, and his vest felt chilly.There is always a very bad feeling in my heart, this lady, she thinks she is weird, as if she is a lord, she is worthy of being a mother and son.I just don't know what strange things my wife asked me to do this time.
"Ahem, ma'am, if you have any orders, just tell me, Ying Er will definitely die." Although Ying Er said so, she was still terrified in her heart. I have been with the master for so many years, and I am very clear about the methods of the master. , this lady is exactly the same, it is estimated that ten thousand deaths will not happen, but it is more likely that life would be worse than death.
"Actually, it's nothing. As for me, I just want to give you some makeup, and then I want you to go to the Lichun Courtyard and be an oiran for a few days. You won't die, don't worry!"
"Pfft! What, Oiran!"
Ying Er doesn't know what words to use to describe his current mood, uneasy?Still struggling?He knew that there must be nothing good to come this time.Poor baby, just want to hug the pillar and cry.
The baby was also very confused about his mother's proposal.Let Ying Er be the oiran?Mother, what are you playing.But since mother said so, then she must have her own reasons, facing her own mother, she can only feel wronged by Ying Er.Ying Er is completely unaware that his master has decided to sacrifice him to fulfill his own mother, what a sad reminder.
After Yunmo Jianying Er heard her words, his face was troubled and depressed, and he didn't understand.What's wrong with this kid, what a good job she arranged for him, he doesn't have to work every day, as long as he draws beautifully, he can get money when he sits in the small building, what a good job this is Ah, it's like getting something for nothing.Although I don't want to do the thing of "forcing a good woman into prostitution", but because of my own plan, I have to do it, so even if Ying Er is reluctant, he still has to do it.
After thinking about it, Yun Mo smiled again and said, "Ying Er, don't be afraid. My wife just asks you to pretend to be an oiran, and won't let you pick up guests... Oh, no, I won't let you have sex ..." Yun Mo felt that his description was getting darker and darker, and he mentioned the fatal point everywhere, and the truth slapped himself twice.It's just that if you can't hate yourself, you should stop slapping yourself.
After listening to his mother's explanation to Ying Er, the baby wanted to hit the wall, mother's intelligence is really amazing.
As for Ying Er, on the other side, with a face full of grievances, he almost wiped his tears with a small handkerchief in his hand, just like an angry little daughter-in-law, looking at his master pitifully.Bao Bao glanced at Ying Er sympathetically, and said silently: Take care of yourself, even this deity can't save you.
"Small oil, Ying Er, don't worry about being hungry. My wife won't say anything extra, just give me a hand and I'll be the oiran!" Yun Moyi stomped his feet cruelly, put his hands on his hips, and shouted at Ying Er with a serious expression on his face. .
Ying Er had no choice but to take orders, so he raised his legs and walked away arrogantly and quietly, with a kind of heroic demeanor that "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone".It's just that before he took two steps, he suddenly turned around.
Yun Mo thought this guy had repented, and felt nervous.Unexpectedly, Ying Er turned around and asked, "That madam, you haven't told me that the main task of being an oiran is yet!" Yun Mo rolled his eyes and nodded.
"It seems that I really didn't tell you. Ahem, I'm sorry, I forgot for a while. Your main task when you become an oiran is to seduce Huangfu Yu." Ying Er listened, nodded, and continued to walk forward. He just fell down without taking two steps.
Yunmo shook his head in disappointment, and then said to his baby, "You are not good at walking, you can fall down every step of the way, you need to strengthen your training in the future, mother will train you." The baby nodded helplessly, Said a good one.
Ying Er felt the urge to die when he heard it, heaven, earth, what is it all about, the reason why he fell down was because he realized what his wife said, and let himself seduce Huangfu Yu.Woohoo, Huangfu Yu is the master's future stepfather, isn't he courting death?What's even more exasperating is that the master actually agreed to the madam to train them, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Seeing that Ying Er lay on the ground for a long time and did not get up, Yun Mo reminded, "Ying Er, hurry up, don't tell me that you broke a bone when you fell. Otherwise, my wife will let you know that the real fracture is broken. Taste." After Yun Mo said, he showed a sinister smile.It's just that as soon as Yun Mo finished speaking, Ying Er disappeared in a flash, running faster than a rabbit.
Now that Shadow Two has gone, the next thing is up to him.So Yun Mo immediately disguised himself and turned into a handsome and lifeless man.
"Mother, are you dressing up like this, do you want to flirt with good women?"
After hearing this, Yun Mo's face was covered with black lines. Now she finally realized that as long as the words came from her baby's mouth, there was not a single good word.Forget it, kid, Tong Yan Wuji, don't bother with him.
"Baby, mother is going out today, you are at home..."
"Wa refuses!" Before Yun Mo could finish speaking, Bao Bao refused directly.Mother thought about throwing herself away and going out by herself, one or two times is already the limit of her patience, and she is determined not to do it again and again.
Seeing the resolute look on the baby's face, Yunmo wanted to say something else, but swallowed the words back.The baby's temper is clear to him, and he is even more stubborn than himself. It is already good to be able to stay at home obediently the first two times, but it is probably a bit impossible to let him stay at home now.That's all, let's take him.
(End of this chapter)
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