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Chapter 130 Reminiscing about the past, asking for secret techniques!
Chapter 130 Reminiscing about the past, asking for secret techniques!
Lin Jiu walked into the inner room with four eyes in his arms, and sat at the table one after another, talking about the past.
As for the dozen or so zombie 'guests' brought by the four eyes, they stood in a neat row by the wall.
"Wencai, I'm leaving. Remember to treat your uncle well. Give me some winks. Don't keep asking Master to worry about you."
Qiu Sheng held a handful of lit incense, patted Wen Cai's arm and instructed.
"I know, I know, you should go quickly, or be careful that it's too late, and your aunt won't open the door for you."
Wen Cai waved his hand.
"Cut~"
Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully: "You think I'm you, always causing trouble, but my aunt loves me the most, and still doesn't open the door? Ha~"
"Hey, you!"
Wen Cai is in a hurry, do I always get into trouble?You were the one who took me with you before, okay?
Immediately, he pretended to be fierce and said: "Open the door, it's useless to open the door, you just prayed that you won't run into ghosts on the way back at this late hour, you, huh!"
After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, and walked towards the house with bouncing feet.
"Hey, you bastard actually cursed me."
Seeing Wencai's shy back, Qiusheng gritted his teeth: "I'll take care of you later, this is today, the uncle is here... hiss~~"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly shivered. It was dewy at night, and it was really cold.
Then, as if thinking of what Wen Cai said just now, Qiu Sheng looked up at the sky: "It's a bit late, I hope... I hope shit, I will definitely not meet that thing!"
After a pause, he looked at the incense in his hand again, and muttered, "Besides, I've made enough preparations to bring the incense with me."
Immediately, he walked straight towards the base of the wall, where there was a bicycle.
He put the incense in his hand on the front of the car, and with a lift of his hips, he rode directly on the car and walked along the road.
Coming out at night with incense is a kind of protection.
In this troubled time at the end of the Qing Dynasty, all kinds of strange and ghostly things came out, especially those lonely ghosts.
Moreover, the location of Yizhuang is relatively remote. On the way back to his aunt Li Xiuxiang's house, Qiusheng will inevitably encounter some lonely graves.
This incense is used to offer, it is to invite the other party to "enjoy", and it is used to "buy road money" to open the way, so that it will not be disturbed.
"Brother, why do I feel that there is a strong corpse here?"
At the table, Simu looked around while drinking tea.
Just in time, his eyes were set on the coffin of Old Master Ren.
"Oh, this is a corpse that has changed, it's the coffin you saw."
Lin Jiu didn't hide anything, and followed the gaze of his four eyes and explained: "This is the body of Mrs. Ren..."
After speaking, he briefly told Simu about the corpse of Mrs. Ren, which also contained some of his own guesses, and then asked Simu to help with the total.
"Hi~~"
Hearing this, the four eyes waved their hands, and said disapprovingly: "Brother, you have already reached the realm of a mage, how can I help you? But..."
After a pause, he continued: "Since you have said everything, everything is just your guess... Although the Feng Shui master 20 years ago was a little suspicious, but you didn't find any problems from the tomb, brother, from the old man's There is no problem found on the body, so there is no problem after all, and..."
He pouted his mouth towards Old Master Ren's coffin, and said with a strange expression: "Besides, you have smashed his head, and the corpse's breath has dissipated, so what's the problem?"
Actually, because he didn't talk about the cremation, he directly chopped off the head of the old master Ren and the dead ghost, tsk tsk!
I haven't seen him in the past few years. I didn't expect my senior brother to become so irritable. This world is so beautiful. What's wrong with him? Was he angry by his apprentice?
But when it comes to being angry with his apprentice, Simu inevitably thinks of his apprentice, Jia Le. Fortunately, although this apprentice is more escaped, it can still make him not worry so much.
That is, this guy tends to turn his elbows out, to that bald donkey next door.
"I hope so."
After hearing this, Lin Jiu nodded slightly.
Indeed, as Simu said, he was already in the realm of a mage. When he was in Jiuquan Town, he even managed to deal with that complicated situation, let alone an old man who had already turned into merit.
'Everything, wait until tomorrow to find a new tomb. '
After making up his mind to pay attention, Lin Jiu stopped talking about this matter, but asked about Si Mu's situation.
"I'm okay, I drive corpses for a living, and I'm living a pretty good life."
With four eyes and a smile on his face, it seems that he is really having a good time.
Seeing this, Lin Jiu couldn't help thinking that in the original plot of "Uncle Zombie", this guy took out a box of gold bars from under the bed because the neighbor next door, Master Yixiu, disturbed his sleep because of his morning class, and wanted to buy his house. .
This guy is really rich, and he is very picky. The clothes that apprentice Jiale wears are all leftovers from him, and they call it new clothes and give them to the apprentice.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to save a box of gold bars.
"I didn't say it, senior brother, you really should do some work of exorcising corpses."
Shaking his head with four eyes, he said with a look that you don't know the beauty of it: "Although, the work of driving corpses is a bit hard day and night, but the money comes really fast, and you can earn a lot. The danger you encounter is much smaller than that of you who specialize in catching ghosts and eliminating zombies, Senior Brother."
"Simu, you know what I don't like."
Lin Jiu laughed and shook his head.
"Eh, I know."
The four eyes waved their hands and said: "You, it's nothing more than disrespectful to drive corpses, so you obviously have the talent to do this, but you don't even know how to drive corpses."
"You haven't forgotten."
Lin Jiu took a sip of tea, with a little sigh in his eyes.
As for chasing corpses, chasing ghosts, who can resist cultivating immortals every night?And those who sleep in the open air can't pretend to be forceful - because there is no one at night, how can they pretend?Pretending to be seen by lonely ghosts or by yourself?
"How can I forget?"
Shaking his head with four eyes, his eyes are full of memories, when they were still on the mountain, the two had already learned some skills, and they went down the mountain together to be deceived... Cough, the days of fooling around.
At that time, there was a girl who lived in the town at the foot of the mountain, and the two of them got acquainted by accident. After a long time, after seeing the skills of myself and my senior brother, I hated that kind of nagging and weird-looking method of expelling corpses, so I treated her Lin Jiu, the senior brother whom the other party fell in love with at first sight, gradually stopped learning this technique.
But later, the senior brother went back to the mountain with him, and gradually lost contact with that woman.
The two, who could be called childhood sweethearts, parted. Later, when the girl got married, senior brother Lin Jiu began to travel around.
Otherwise, I'm afraid the brother's children will be able to jump around alive and well, and I will also have a relative, nephew, and nephew.
"Okay, don't mention these past things again."
After a long while, Lin Jiu waved his hand suddenly, looked at the four eyes with burning eyes and said: "This time, senior brother has something to trouble you... Originally, if you didn't come here this time, maybe I would still go to you Woolen cloth."
"Oh?"
Surprised in all four eyes, he patted his chest and said, "Brother, if you have something to say, just say it, whether it's going up the mountain of swords or going down into the sea of fire, there is nothing that cannot be solved by the combination of our two heroes in the past."
"I don't want you to go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire, it's not that serious."
Lin Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, and explained: "That's right, I want to ask you for the "Sword Slaying Demon Sword Art". I remember that when we were about to go down the mountain, when the master taught the secret art, you chose this art Legal, right?"
(End of this chapter)
Lin Jiu walked into the inner room with four eyes in his arms, and sat at the table one after another, talking about the past.
As for the dozen or so zombie 'guests' brought by the four eyes, they stood in a neat row by the wall.
"Wencai, I'm leaving. Remember to treat your uncle well. Give me some winks. Don't keep asking Master to worry about you."
Qiu Sheng held a handful of lit incense, patted Wen Cai's arm and instructed.
"I know, I know, you should go quickly, or be careful that it's too late, and your aunt won't open the door for you."
Wen Cai waved his hand.
"Cut~"
Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully: "You think I'm you, always causing trouble, but my aunt loves me the most, and still doesn't open the door? Ha~"
"Hey, you!"
Wen Cai is in a hurry, do I always get into trouble?You were the one who took me with you before, okay?
Immediately, he pretended to be fierce and said: "Open the door, it's useless to open the door, you just prayed that you won't run into ghosts on the way back at this late hour, you, huh!"
After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, and walked towards the house with bouncing feet.
"Hey, you bastard actually cursed me."
Seeing Wencai's shy back, Qiusheng gritted his teeth: "I'll take care of you later, this is today, the uncle is here... hiss~~"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly shivered. It was dewy at night, and it was really cold.
Then, as if thinking of what Wen Cai said just now, Qiu Sheng looked up at the sky: "It's a bit late, I hope... I hope shit, I will definitely not meet that thing!"
After a pause, he looked at the incense in his hand again, and muttered, "Besides, I've made enough preparations to bring the incense with me."
Immediately, he walked straight towards the base of the wall, where there was a bicycle.
He put the incense in his hand on the front of the car, and with a lift of his hips, he rode directly on the car and walked along the road.
Coming out at night with incense is a kind of protection.
In this troubled time at the end of the Qing Dynasty, all kinds of strange and ghostly things came out, especially those lonely ghosts.
Moreover, the location of Yizhuang is relatively remote. On the way back to his aunt Li Xiuxiang's house, Qiusheng will inevitably encounter some lonely graves.
This incense is used to offer, it is to invite the other party to "enjoy", and it is used to "buy road money" to open the way, so that it will not be disturbed.
"Brother, why do I feel that there is a strong corpse here?"
At the table, Simu looked around while drinking tea.
Just in time, his eyes were set on the coffin of Old Master Ren.
"Oh, this is a corpse that has changed, it's the coffin you saw."
Lin Jiu didn't hide anything, and followed the gaze of his four eyes and explained: "This is the body of Mrs. Ren..."
After speaking, he briefly told Simu about the corpse of Mrs. Ren, which also contained some of his own guesses, and then asked Simu to help with the total.
"Hi~~"
Hearing this, the four eyes waved their hands, and said disapprovingly: "Brother, you have already reached the realm of a mage, how can I help you? But..."
After a pause, he continued: "Since you have said everything, everything is just your guess... Although the Feng Shui master 20 years ago was a little suspicious, but you didn't find any problems from the tomb, brother, from the old man's There is no problem found on the body, so there is no problem after all, and..."
He pouted his mouth towards Old Master Ren's coffin, and said with a strange expression: "Besides, you have smashed his head, and the corpse's breath has dissipated, so what's the problem?"
Actually, because he didn't talk about the cremation, he directly chopped off the head of the old master Ren and the dead ghost, tsk tsk!
I haven't seen him in the past few years. I didn't expect my senior brother to become so irritable. This world is so beautiful. What's wrong with him? Was he angry by his apprentice?
But when it comes to being angry with his apprentice, Simu inevitably thinks of his apprentice, Jia Le. Fortunately, although this apprentice is more escaped, it can still make him not worry so much.
That is, this guy tends to turn his elbows out, to that bald donkey next door.
"I hope so."
After hearing this, Lin Jiu nodded slightly.
Indeed, as Simu said, he was already in the realm of a mage. When he was in Jiuquan Town, he even managed to deal with that complicated situation, let alone an old man who had already turned into merit.
'Everything, wait until tomorrow to find a new tomb. '
After making up his mind to pay attention, Lin Jiu stopped talking about this matter, but asked about Si Mu's situation.
"I'm okay, I drive corpses for a living, and I'm living a pretty good life."
With four eyes and a smile on his face, it seems that he is really having a good time.
Seeing this, Lin Jiu couldn't help thinking that in the original plot of "Uncle Zombie", this guy took out a box of gold bars from under the bed because the neighbor next door, Master Yixiu, disturbed his sleep because of his morning class, and wanted to buy his house. .
This guy is really rich, and he is very picky. The clothes that apprentice Jiale wears are all leftovers from him, and they call it new clothes and give them to the apprentice.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to save a box of gold bars.
"I didn't say it, senior brother, you really should do some work of exorcising corpses."
Shaking his head with four eyes, he said with a look that you don't know the beauty of it: "Although, the work of driving corpses is a bit hard day and night, but the money comes really fast, and you can earn a lot. The danger you encounter is much smaller than that of you who specialize in catching ghosts and eliminating zombies, Senior Brother."
"Simu, you know what I don't like."
Lin Jiu laughed and shook his head.
"Eh, I know."
The four eyes waved their hands and said: "You, it's nothing more than disrespectful to drive corpses, so you obviously have the talent to do this, but you don't even know how to drive corpses."
"You haven't forgotten."
Lin Jiu took a sip of tea, with a little sigh in his eyes.
As for chasing corpses, chasing ghosts, who can resist cultivating immortals every night?And those who sleep in the open air can't pretend to be forceful - because there is no one at night, how can they pretend?Pretending to be seen by lonely ghosts or by yourself?
"How can I forget?"
Shaking his head with four eyes, his eyes are full of memories, when they were still on the mountain, the two had already learned some skills, and they went down the mountain together to be deceived... Cough, the days of fooling around.
At that time, there was a girl who lived in the town at the foot of the mountain, and the two of them got acquainted by accident. After a long time, after seeing the skills of myself and my senior brother, I hated that kind of nagging and weird-looking method of expelling corpses, so I treated her Lin Jiu, the senior brother whom the other party fell in love with at first sight, gradually stopped learning this technique.
But later, the senior brother went back to the mountain with him, and gradually lost contact with that woman.
The two, who could be called childhood sweethearts, parted. Later, when the girl got married, senior brother Lin Jiu began to travel around.
Otherwise, I'm afraid the brother's children will be able to jump around alive and well, and I will also have a relative, nephew, and nephew.
"Okay, don't mention these past things again."
After a long while, Lin Jiu waved his hand suddenly, looked at the four eyes with burning eyes and said: "This time, senior brother has something to trouble you... Originally, if you didn't come here this time, maybe I would still go to you Woolen cloth."
"Oh?"
Surprised in all four eyes, he patted his chest and said, "Brother, if you have something to say, just say it, whether it's going up the mountain of swords or going down into the sea of fire, there is nothing that cannot be solved by the combination of our two heroes in the past."
"I don't want you to go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire, it's not that serious."
Lin Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, and explained: "That's right, I want to ask you for the "Sword Slaying Demon Sword Art". I remember that when we were about to go down the mountain, when the master taught the secret art, you chose this art Legal, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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