please call me ninth uncle

Chapter 214 "Uncle Zombie"

"This stinky boy..."

Yixiu shook his head and laughed, but he didn't point out Jiale's small thoughts.

He has lived next to each other for more than ten years. Although Jia Le is the other party's apprentice, he has watched him grow up. He is still clear about his character.

Regarding the matter between him and his apprentice, he neither supported nor opposed it.

Monks are not allowed to marry, but he is not included in it, because he is a lay monk. Although he cultivates Buddhist skills and is a vegetarian by reciting scriptures, he is not a Buddhist. The custom is just to maintain the custom of the past in the door, there is no way, I am used to it, and it will be uncomfortable if I don't recite the scriptures for a day.

If not, he wouldn't have accepted Qingqing as his apprentice. After all, there is no such thing as monks accepting female apprentices in this world. Of course, there is no such thing on the bright side.

Jiale moved quickly, and the two large wooden barrels sank in the stream, and they filled more than half of it.

Then, he looked at Yixiu who was leisurely walking down the river slope, and said with a smile, "Master, how about I fetch water for you?"

As he said that, he carried the two large buckets filled with water and walked towards the hillside. After the buckets were stabilized, he went directly to get the wooden bucket in Yixiu's hand.

Seeing this, Yixiu didn't refuse, let Jiale take the wooden bucket in his hand, and said with a smile: "Haha, I will trouble you, Jiale."

"It's okay, master, no trouble."

Jia Le waved his hands with a smile, turned around and quickly went down the river slope again, and quickly filled two buckets of water and put them in front of Yixiu.

"Master, let's go."

The shoulder pole passed through the rope on the bucket, and Jiale directly picked it up on his shoulder as soon as he exerted his strength, and then waited quietly for a break.

"You go first, you go first."

Yixiu said with a smile, while slowly wearing the rope on the barrel with a pole.

Looking at his appearance, he seems to be a very old man, whose movements are not smooth.

Seeing this, Jia Le hurriedly said: "Master, why don't you wait for me for a while, and when I go back and put the water in, come and help you pick it up?"

"What a good boy, it's really a blessing for your master to have you as an apprentice."

Yixiu smiled gratifiedly, then waved his hand and said: "But you don't need to carry water for me, did you forget the time to carry water a few days ago?"

Hearing this, Jia Le's face turned red. When he was fetching water a few days ago, Master Yixiu brought his apprentice Qingqing back, and when the master also came to fetch water, he made a fool of himself in front of the other party.

The young man was in a hurry. At that time, he only wanted to walk fast, and even proposed to compete with Master Yixiu to see who was faster. What happened?
As a result, when they reached the door of the house, one of them didn't pay attention, slipped on his foot, and fell on his back, causing the water to be splashed in vain.

On the contrary, the master, carrying two and a half buckets of water, swayed in a very steady and labor-saving manner, and his speed was not much behind him, and he didn't sprinkle half a drop of water.

"Jia Le, Jia Le?"

At this moment, there was a burst of shouting from the direction of the house.

"Yo, your master called you."

Yixiu said teasingly: "I don't know if there is something for you to do?"

After pondering for a while, Jia Le shook his head suspiciously: "There should be nothing wrong, the master just asked me to fetch water? Forget it..."

Shaking his head, Jiale said to Yixiu: "Master, since my master called me, I will take a step first."

"well."

Yixiu smiled and nodded, but he did not forget to remind: "But remember to pay attention to your feet this time."

"Hey, definitely."

Jia Le laughed dryly, then carried the water, and strode towards home, but this time there was a 'reminder' beforehand, he walked more steadily, for fear of making a fool of himself again, causing the water to turn white beated.

At the same time, on the road in front of two adjacent houses, a group of people holding flags stayed here.

Some of these people were dressed like officers and soldiers, and some were dressed like Taoist priests, especially the handsome little boy with python tattoos who was sitting on a wooden sedan chair and carried by officers and soldiers.

At the front of the crowd was a four-wheeled cart with a tent, and a golden coffin was placed on it. The whole body of the golden coffin was tightly wrapped with black threads, without any omission, as if it was restraining something.

Beside the golden coffin, stood four young Taoist priests who looked like Taoists, guarding the four directions upright, and at the front of the four was a middle-aged Taoist priest with a dignified face and a sword on his back.

And in front of everyone, it should be said that in front of this middle-aged Taoist priest, four eyes wearing glasses stood out.

"Brother, the 'Jia Le' you called just now is the apprentice you have accepted?" The middle-aged Taoist priest with a sword on his back laughed.

"That's right, Junior Brother Qianhe, although my apprentice's talent is not great, he is still a young talent with a pure heart. I asked him to fetch water just after eating in the morning. When I called him just now, I also called him Come here and recognize someone, don't even recognize your own uncle in the future..."

After replying with a casual smile, the four eyes said again: "Speaking of which, senior brother, I have settled here for more than ten years, so this is the first time you have come to my place, senior brother?"

"Yeah, it's indeed the first time I've been here."

Qianhe nodded with emotion and said: "If it wasn't for this mission, I passed by you, brother, and asked you for some glutinous rice, I am afraid that after parting from the mountain, we really don't know when we will meet again. "

"Yes."

The four eyes are also a little emotional, after parting from the mountain, most of the brothers have lived their lives down the mountain, and rarely have the opportunity to meet.

Unless there is some mission passing by, or something serious happens, otherwise it is impossible to say that I will not see you for the rest of my life.

Withdrawing his thoughts, his four eyes suddenly sighed softly: "It's a pity, I passed by Senior Brother Lin Jiu some time ago, and I invited him to come to my place for a gathering. Now that I think about it, he is probably on the way. It would be great if you could stay for two more days Well, maybe the three of us brothers and sisters can have a good get together."

"Senior Brother Lin Jiu."

Qianhe's eyes lit up, but he shook his head regretfully, staying for two days, but he couldn't.

"Oh, I said Daoist Qianhe, what's the matter with you, you've been here for a long time, why don't you hurry up?"

At this time, a sharp drake voice sounded like a frown.

A trace of helplessness flashed in Qianhe's eyes, the owner of this voice was really annoying along the way.

But he is an employer, so he can't say anything.

"Who is this weird guy?"

Frowning with all four eyes, he looked over, and saw a man(?) with a fair complexion standing beside the little boy sitting on the sedan chair with his legs tucked between his legs.

What a sissy.

"Brother."

Hearing Simu's words, Qianhe winked at Simu, and silently spit out two words.

Seeing this, his four eyes suddenly showed surprise, no wonder, he just said that this fair-faced guy is so motherly, it turned out to be an eunuch.

At this time, Qianhe squeezed out a smile, turned around and said, "Wu Guanshi, I'll ask my senior brother to ask for some glutinous rice, in case there is an accident on the way, please wait a moment, everyone may as well rest here first."

At this time, the sissy Qianhe called Wu Guanshi was looking at Qianhe and Simu with dissatisfaction: "Nuomi, what do you want suddenly..."

"Hey, Manager Wu!"

At this time, I saw the little boy on the sedan chair waving his hands, and interrupted his words in an old-fashioned way: "Since Daoist Qianhe said so, there must be his reason, and everyone has chased him for so long Road, but I'm tired, let everyone rest."

"Yes, little prince."

Upon hearing the words, Wu Guanshi quickly smiled and said yes, and then ordered everyone to rest where they were.

"Master, master, I'm back, what's the matter?"

Jia Le carried the water, and while shouting towards the house, he kept pouring the water into the tank.

He was not far behind, and Yixiu was not behind at all, and poured the water on his shoulder into his own water tank.

Who said that when people get older, their physical strength is not as good as that of young lads?
Jia Le thinks he can move fast enough, but he doesn't know that Yixiu has rich experience, deep cultivation, and has picked more water than he has eaten, so how could he fall behind him?

"what?"

Unlike the careless Jiale, Yixiu just poured the water into the water tank, and found a group of people standing on the road not far ahead, among them, there seemed to be his neighbor Simu?
"These people are very imposing, they don't look like ordinary people, are they passing by or what are they doing?"

A trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, Yixiu put down the wooden bucket that had just been filled with water, and walked straight towards Jiale.

Seeing that Jia Le was still yelling into the house without knowing it, he walked over and patted Jia Le on the shoulder, pointing to a group of people on the road: "Stop yelling, your master is there, not at home."

"Master, hehe..."

Jia Le scratched her head in embarrassment, "I didn't pay attention."

"However, why did the master go there?"

Jiale looked at Simu and Qianhe and his party, feeling a little puzzled in his heart, but he didn't think too much, and waved to the other side and shouted: "Master, master, I'm back."

"Ok?"

The four eyes who were talking with Qianhe heard the voice, looked back, and shouted: "Jia Le, your Uncle Qianhe is passing by here, grab a bag of glutinous rice."

"Qianhe?"

Yixiu was thoughtful, he left this settled place in the past few years, went on a trip in the secular world, accepted Qingqing as his apprentice, and heard the reputation of Daoist Qianhe on the way.

The world is so big, there are only so many schools of cultivation, and there are only a few outstanding talents from each school. If you show your reputation a little, it will basically spread.

Now, according to the old neighbor Simu, this Taoist Qianhe is passing by, and he also borrowed glutinous rice. Could it be that there are zombies?
"Uncle Qianhe?"

Slightly pondering, in Jia Le's mind, the uncle who had a good relationship with the number that Simu once told him emerged, and then immediately shouted in response: "Understood, master, I will bring glutinous rice here immediately."

After speaking, he said to Yixiu who was thinking at the side: "Master, I'm going to get glutinous rice, so I won't greet you."

"it's okay no problem."

Hearing the sound, Yixiu came back to his senses and waved his hands: "Go and get the glutinous rice, I'll go ahead and have a look."

"Good Master."

Nodding her head, Jia Le hurried to the house to get the glutinous rice.

Not long after, Jiale, who had finished picking up the glutinous rice, trotted all the way to the crowd, next to Master Simu, and handed over the glutinous rice in his hand.

At this time, Yixiu had just greeted Qianhe and understood the other party's transportation of the royal zombies.

After taking the glutinous rice handed over by Jiale, he commanded solemnly with four eyes: "Why don't you hurry up and say hello to your uncle?"

"oh oh."

Hearing this, Jia Le hurriedly saluted: "Master Uncle."

"Well, nephew Jiale."

Chizuru smiled and nodded with a friendly face.

"Junior brother, here is the glutinous rice you want."

Passing the glutinous rice in his hand to Qianhe, he said in a deep voice with four eyes: "I hope, junior brother, you will never use this bag of glutinous rice."

"Haha, I hope."

Qianhe waved his hand indifferently, and put away the glutinous rice.

At this time, Jia Le looked at the golden coffin and said, "Master, you suddenly want glutinous rice. Is there a zombie lying in this coffin?"

"Yes, yes, there are zombies."

Before Qianhe could speak, Simu said angrily: "But what does it have to do with you, asking so many questions? Why do you interrupt when the elders are talking?"

"..."

Jia Le shut up honestly, but with a look of habit, there is no way, I am used to the master's mood swings so much at every turn.

Maybe it's menopause?
"Eh."

Here, Yixiu said with a smile: "I think what Jiale means is that since there are zombies, why not choose to burn them. Right, Jiale?"

Next to him, Jia Le wanted to nod gratefully, but with the master at his side, he didn't dare to say too much, lest he would get into trouble with the master and get involved in it.

"What's the matter with you, monk?"

Sure enough, the four eyes said impatiently: "Can't you see the origin of these people? This corpse belongs to a certain prince, can you just burn it casually?"

"Hehe, Amitabha."

Yixiu was not angry when he heard the words, and chanted the Buddha's name with a smile.

His four eyes rolled and his heart was filled with anger, the more this dead bald donkey behaved more mockingly.

Seeing the two of them like this, Qianhe had a strange look on their faces. They really are a strange pair of neighbors.

At this time, I saw Yixiu pointing to the tent on the golden coffin cart and said: "Master Qianhe, since there are zombies lying in this coffin, why don't you unload the tent, so that the golden coffin can bask more in the sun and reduce the risk of death?" What about the corpse gas in some coffins?"

Hearing this, Qianhe's eyes lit up, yes, he was only concerned about the rain, fearing that the ink fountain thread wrapped around the golden coffin would be washed away, but he didn't expect this.

Today, the sky is so clear and the sky is clear. I think it is a good weather, but there is no need to worry about it will rain.

"Thank you for your advice, master."

After thanking Yixiu, Qianhe hurriedly shouted to the disciples who were resting beside the golden coffin: "East, south, west, and north, tear down the tents on the golden coffin."

Seeing this, a trace of annoyance flashed in the eyes of the four eyes beside him. He was about to propose to his younger brother, but he didn't expect that this bald donkey would say it first.

The four eyes snorted coldly with some dissatisfaction: "I want you, monk, to talk too much."

"Ha ha."

Hearing this, Yixiu understood it, and couldn't help laughing: "Let's talk first when you think about it."

…………

The sun was high, and the three of Lin Jiu walked on the rugged mountain road.

Suddenly, Lin Jiu paused, and looked thoughtfully to the front left, where there was a small stream.

"Brother, what's wrong?"

Beside, Mao Shanming was a little puzzled.

Hearing this, Lin Jiu turned his head and said with a gloomy expression: "Junior brother, do you feel a monster aura?"

"Monster Qi?!"

Mao Shanming was startled, and quickly looked around with a tense expression, but he couldn't see anything.

So, he shook his head and said, "Senior brother, I don't feel any evil spirit, do you think too much, senior brother?
It's broad daylight now, and although sunlight is not as lethal to spirits as it is to ghosts, this spirit also hates sunlight extremely. "

　This chapter is two in one.

　　
　
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