please call me ninth uncle

Chapter 216

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On the small mountain peak, the woman led Lin Jiu and the three of them through a jungle that blocked the sun, and stopped at a wooden house on a higher terrain.

The woman turned around with a stampede, and said enthusiastically to Lin Jiu and the others: "Three priests, here we are. This is my shabby room. Please come in quickly, three priests."

Then, she casually pushed the wooden door of the courtyard and walked in.

"Let's go, brother."

Mao Shanming looked around, and followed the woman in first.

Suddenly, Lin Jiu said nonchalantly, "Wen Cai, be careful."

"Ok?"

Wen Cai looked puzzled, what do you mean?
But Lin Jiu had already walked into the courtyard, and he didn't have to ask if he wanted to.

"Come on, three Taoist priests, hurry up and drink a bowl of tea to relieve fatigue."

In the dimly lit room, the woman poured out three bowls of tea while beckoning Lin Jiu and the others to come in.

"well."

Mao Shanming walked in, suddenly, he sniffed, and asked in doubt: "What is the smell in this room, why is it so fragrant?"

"Yeah, it's quite fragrant. It smells good."

Wen Cai who walked in with Lin Jiu also nodded.

"Ah, it's a plant that my husband brought back from the mountains. I don't know what it is, but it tastes very fragrant. It can be added to tea. It tastes fragrant and sweet. The three priests can taste it. Look."

The woman replied with a smile, and at the same time did not forget to ask Lin Jiu and the others to sit down at the table.

Seeing the woman looking at him expectantly, waiting for him to comment on the taste of the fragrant tea, Mao Shanming was quite pleased, his face straightened, and he brought a large bowl of tea in front of his eyes.

He wants to take a look first, and start to comment on the color of this bowl of clear tea, and he can’t just talk about the taste, um, it must be like tasting Yipinzhai’s pastries—even though he has never been in the royal pastry house in the early years the gate.

Wen Cai didn't want him to be so busy, he picked up the tea bowl and was about to drink it dry. For some reason, he became more and more thirsty, and he just wanted to drink up the tea in front of him to quench his thirst.

"cough!"

Suddenly, Mao Shanming frowned and looked at Wencai who was about to drink up his tea: "Nephew, what's the matter with you, it's too small, your master and I haven't started drinking tea yet, you How can you move first?"

"what?"

Wen Cai was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but look at Lin Jiu.

Lin Jiu, who was sitting on the chair with Da Ma Jindao, glanced at Mao Shanming, turned to Wen Cai and snorted coldly, "Look at what I'm doing, is there something wrong with what your uncle said? It's getting more and more unruly. "

After finishing speaking, he picked up the tea bowl on his own, put it in front of his nose, sniffed it, and exclaimed: "It is indeed fragrant, good tea, good tea."

"I……"

Wen Cai looked bitter, and looked down at the tea bowl in his hand, not knowing what to say.

The thirst in his throat became more and more thirsty, which made him wish to drink the tea in the bowl in one gulp, but neither the master nor the uncle started to drink water now, so he didn't want to be reprimanded again, so he could only resist the dryness in his mouth, and watched eagerly. up.

"The three priests are...?"

Seeing Lin Jiu and Mao Shanming only smelling the smell but not drinking, the woman no longer looked forward and became a little dazed.

"Don't misunderstand, Layman, it's not that there is something wrong with this tea, so we don't drink it, but the fragrance of this tea is really refreshing. Drinking tea is not just drinking, you have to taste it carefully."

Lin Jiu explained with a smile, Wencai at the side was slightly shocked when he heard his words, and couldn't help but think of Lin Jiu's endless warning when he came in before.

Could it be that there is something wrong with this tea, that's why the master and uncle don't drink it, and they also prevent me from drinking it? !

Thinking of this, he subconsciously looked at the woman, but saw that the smile on her face froze.

At this time, Lin Jiu asked again: "By the way, where is the layman's husband? Why didn't he see anyone? Did he go hunting?"

"That's right, it's my fault that I went hunting, but now there are guests at home, but I forgot to find the man from my family to come back to entertain."

The woman looked annoyed, and moved her feet slightly backwards: "The three priests wait a moment, I will go find my man and come back."

"It's better not to, so as not to delay things."

Lin Jiu raised his eyebrows, and slowly put down the tea bowl in his hand.

"It's okay, it's okay, there are guests at home, if my man doesn't come back to entertain, it's not very good."

The woman smiled and waved her hands again and again, and the speed of her feet became a little faster, as if she was afraid that Lin Jiu would speak again to stop her.

"There's nothing wrong with it, we're not really guests here."

Lin Jiu stood up with a smile on his face, and approached the woman, intending to hold her hand.

"Damn, how did you see that?!"

Ge Di, the woman's complexion changed drastically, she stomped heavily and was about to rush out.

"Humph!"

The cold snort sounded like thunder, Lin Jiu's face was cold, he stepped forward, with five fingers carrying the sound of thunder, he slapped the woman's back heavily.

Bang!
Black air overflowed, and the woman's body flew straight into the air, making a scream of sharp pain like a spider.

"This is……"

The sudden scene left Wen Cai dumbfounded.

squeak~~
At this time, there was a faint sharp neighing in his ears, and itching in his hands, as if some kind of furry living thing was moving.

Looking down, Wencai was shocked. He saw a palm-sized black spider in his hand holding the teacup. His scarlet eyes were fixed on him, and the sharp mouthparts were already opened, wisps of black mist It lingers on the ground and emits a stench.

Tea bowl... Where is the tea that exudes a tangy aroma? It has always been this spider.

Is this spider what I just wanted to drink?

Wen Cai's face was pale, and without thinking, he quickly threw the spider out of his hand.

Fortunately, fortunately, the uncle and the master must have seen something wrong just now and stopped me from drinking tea, otherwise I would have swallowed this fluffy spider in one gulp... Hiss!

It's creepy to think about him.

On the side, the tea bowl that Lin Jiu put on the table turned into a spider at some point, and flew towards Wen Cai with its ferocious mouthparts open.

laugh--

The mahogany sword directly pierced the spider's body, nailing it to death in mid-air.

It was Mao Shanming!
At some point, Mao Shanming had already pulled out the mahogany sword on his body, and stood aside with a solemn expression. At his feet, there was a black spider corpse dripping with foul-smelling pus.

"Master, uncle..."

Wen Cai swallowed his saliva, and he no longer felt the thirsty feeling before, and approached Mao Shanming horribly.

call!
At this time, there was a faint sound of wind in the surrounding area, and the scene around him changed drastically like ripples on the surface of water.

The house disappeared and turned into a dark dense forest.

No house, no courtyard, no table, no chairs... nothing but illusions.

"what!!"

Wen Cai turned pale, and quickly looked at Mao Shanming: "Master, what's going on?"

"do not know."

Mao Shanming shook his head, looked closely in front of him and said, "I just realized that it would be dangerous to drink that bowl of tea, and there was something wrong with the woman's words, too dry and awkward, not like a conversation between people , Let’s wait for your master to explain in detail.”

"Ah, damn it, Taoist priest, I must kill you!"

The bloody woman who was punched by Lin Jiu again screamed bitterly.

"Kill me? Since you chose to lure us here, you have no chance! If you do good, maybe..."

Lin Jiu shook his head expressionlessly. From the very beginning when he was on his way, he felt the evil spirit and told Mao Shanming about it.

It's just that I didn't expect that this spider spirit really wanted to die, and deliberately waited for them on the road ahead. Then, since you are harmful to people's hearts, go to death!

"For kindness? Hahaha..."

Hearing this, the woman laughed wildly, but her face became more and more distorted. She looked at Lin Jiu with resentment and said, "The damn four-eyed bull-nosed man killed my wife, Huer, and you asked me to do good? Smelly Taoist priest, I will die even if I die!" kill you!"

"Four eyes killed your wife Hu'er?"

Lin Jiu frowned. These words are a bit too informative. This spider spirit is female, and the wife she mentioned, Hu'er, can't be male after all, right?

Then a female spider spirit, a female female fox...

So, this is two female spirits crossing the line of race and getting together?
As for Simu killing that female fox...

A scene emerged in Lin Jiu's mind. It was the scene in the original plot of "Uncle Zombie", where Simu was driving the corpse home and was seduced by a female fox to death.

Well, dare to love is really a good thing that Simu did, but it was not wrong. In other words, the female fox was also blind and chose to seduce Simu.

Seduce a Taoist priest, isn't this asking for a dead end?

Is it because the essence of Taoist priests is relatively majestic and pure?If this is the case, then you should also go to the monk.

"Simu is my junior brother, but since he killed your wife, you didn't seek revenge from him, but came to us instead. What's the reason for that?"

Lin Jiu looked at the woman with some puzzlement and said, "Could it be that you think that my ability as a senior brother is worse than that of a senior brother?"

To be honest, he couldn't understand the operation of this spider spirit. There were three of them. Even if they were tricked into swallowing the spider that turned into a teacup, the three of them couldn't be tricked at the same time.

woman:"……"

If she dared to go to that bull-nosed guy with glasses, would you still use your one-eyebrowed bull-nosed one?
Although that bull-nosed man with glasses is not very capable, she can also fight, but the key is that he has a neighbor who is proficient in Buddhism.

Compared with the four-eye method, Yixiu's Buddhist skills are much more terrifying to her.

As for finding Shang Lin Jiu and the others, she just thought they were ordinary passers-by, so she stood in front, waiting for the temptation to eat, trying her best to improve her skills, and preparing for revenge in the future;

In the end, it occurred to him that the other party actually revealed that he was a Taoist priest, and he was also a Taoist priest who had a close relationship with Simu who killed his wife.

She panicked at that time, and there were many mistakes and omissions in her words. For her, it was too difficult to talk like a human being. As a result, she didn't expect that the three people on the opposite side didn't hear it, and they didn't realize what she had. wrong.

So, she guessed that these three people might not be very strong, so she thought about luring these people to follow her to the illusion that she had set up to lure other passers-by, and wanted them to swallow it under the cover of tea. poisonous spider.

As a result, these guys actually found out that something was wrong a long time ago, they saw their identities, and they were just pretending to be stupid.

No, the ugliest guy probably didn't see it, because he almost fell for the trick, but the one-faced guy in front of him must have seen his real body and the illusion he set up for a long time ago!

Cunning bull-nosed, treacherous human!

The more she thought about it, the more annoyed the woman became, and she screamed: "Smelly Taoist priest, I will kill you!"

"and many more."

Suddenly, Lin Jiu stopped, thought for a while, and said with some doubts: "I want to ask, besides these words, don't you spirits and ghosts say anything else? It's not tiring to just say a few words every time you turn them over and over again." Is it?"

Lin Jiu really didn't understand. He had heard these words countless times, and he was already tired of them.

Is it because the vocabulary of this era is too small, so that they can only speak innocuous words, or is it because these goblins and ghosts have insufficient brain capacity?

Or, the 404 God's eyes are watching here all the time, so that the female goblins and female ghosts dare not be too presumptuous, otherwise they will become nutrients for river crabs before the Taoist priests and monks come to uphold justice?
"To shut up!"

The woman's eyes were red and her hair was flying.

Suddenly, with a 'click', she fell directly on the ground.

"Ok?"

Lin Jiu frowned. He didn't think that the opponent felt that he couldn't beat him and chose to turn an enemy into a friend.

Obviously, the enemy is going to zoom in!
呲味——

There were several sounds of clothes being torn, and eight big hairy black legs emerged from the woman lying on the ground.

Stained with green mucus, it looked particularly hideous.

At the same time, the woman's face gradually began to distort, a gap the size of a baby's mouth appeared, and scarlet eyeballs opened.

In an instant, the momentum in the field became oppressive, and the ferocious aura continued to escape from the woman who was transforming into her body, which made the hearts of Wen Cai and Mao Shanming on the sidelines tremble.

This is deterrence, it belongs to the resentment and blood that can be turned into a ghost, practiced for an unknown number of years, and killed an unknown number of creatures!

chi chi-

The sound of clothes being torn was heard again, and its body was expanding, changing from a woman's length of about 1.6 meters to two meters, three...

Three can't come out!
Boom-

In the sky, thunder suddenly exploded.

boom!boom!Boom! !
Three thunder snakes opened their teeth and claws and chopped down together.

laugh! !

In the "crackling" arc, green blood flew, and a large amount of black mist dissipated.

"Oh no!!!"

Amidst the sharp roar, Lin Jiu slowly put down his hand that made the seal.

The thunder faded away, smoke and dust flew in the field, green blood splattered everywhere, and the stench was unpleasant.

Lin Jiu shook his head. What made the spider think that he would not take the opportunity to attack it when it revealed its true body?

Is it IQ?

However, Lin Jiu felt that his IQ was not bad, and he was either an idiot or a fool if he didn't move and waited for the enemy to attack him.

So, if it's not my IQ problem, then it's obviously the spider's IQ that should pay the fee.

(End of this chapter)