Take a fool to farm
Chapter 111 Spreading to Four Parties
Chapter 111 Spreading all over the world (1)
Last night, in order to let Wang Yuan remember these two words, Ke'er thought of a way shrewdly, "Master, put your hand in your bosom, and you will know it's a locust-tree, do you understand?" she said in a deliberately drawn out voice.
"Yes, it's easy to remember!" It's better to have hints than to be blind. Madam Zheng has been guessing his wife's intentions, so it has an extra guarantee.
"Locust tree!" Wang Yuan couldn't stop the scene as soon as he opened his mouth. "Locust tree, locust tree, locust tree,,,"
"Enough is enough!" After talking about it, everyone in the Xu family knew about it, and Jiao Niang couldn't laugh or cry: "Go to sleep, if someone asks you tomorrow, if you see my hand in my arms, you will say it is a locust tree, do you understand?" ? Well, let's eat roast duck again!"
Nodding his head, Wang Yuan obediently climbed onto the bed and fell asleep soundly.
However, when asked today, he was at a loss again.It took only one night, and he had completely forgotten about it again.Jiao Niang also really wanted to get this house, especially when she knew that Niang had this idea early on, she was even more excited. All her hopes were pinned on Wang Yuan, but this man didn't respond at all.
"Grandfather, tell me quickly, what kind of tree it is!" Ke'er stomped her foot. My uncle eats meat all day long and has grown fat all over his body. Why don't you eat more pig brains to replenish your brain.Alas, it doesn't work, he is stupid to eat what he eats, and he is even more stupid than a pig if he eats pig brains.
"Uncle, tell me quickly, if you get the answer right, this house will be yours!" Madam Zheng was also very anxious, for such a good opportunity, if the wife is willing to give it to you, don't miss it.
"Say, talk, talk!" Ever since he was a child, no one had ever forced him like this. If he couldn't answer all the questions he asked, he just laughed and said, shaking his head, there was only one word in his mouth.
"What kind of tree do you think this is!" Jiao Niang asked, patted her chest and rolled her eyes.
Knowing daughter Mo Ruo's father, seeing Jiao Niang patting her chest and asking Wang Yuan's face is not good-looking.Sure enough, her daughter was smarter than a human being, and she knew the material.Fortunately, Wang Yuan, an idiot, answered the roll call, otherwise the house would have been given to them!
"Father, mother, the third brother-in-law can't answer, why don't you let the third sister talk!" Xu Wei also sweated, seeing that Jiao Niang had a plan in her mind and the stupid brother-in-law Mu Ruodu smoothed things over for her.
"For the sake of fairness, only one person in the family can answer. If your elder brother-in-law is not at home, Yuanniang will answer it for you. Your second brother-in-law has just said that now it is your third brother-in-law's answer, and it cannot be changed!" A joke, Xu Fugui didn't want to do it at all. The new house was lost in a costless transaction.Xu Ya is still not good at speaking, but there is no guarantee that Yin'er will give birth to a boy and a half girl for herself one day. If he is smart, this house will be given to him. "The neighbors can also witness that the opportunities are equal, it depends Which one of you three has the ability!"
"My lord, tell me!" Ke'er blushed anxiously and pointed to the charming girl who kept patting her chest, "Tell me what kind of beams, purlins, pillars and doors are used in the house?"
"The houses are made of Mimi beams, Mimi purlins, Mimi pillars and Mimi doors." Wang Yuan almost yelled loudly in a hurry!
What beams, what purlins, what pillars, what doors?
Not only did the members of the Xu family fail to recover and hear clearly what was being said, but the neighbors standing outside also inquired around without hearing clearly!
"It's Mimi Liang, Mimi Purlin, Mimi Zhuzi and Mimi Gate!" the one standing close repeated.
Mimi Liang, Mimi Purlin, Mimi Pillar, Mimi Gate!
"Hahaha!" The people who had reacted couldn't help but roared with laughter. The laughter was higher and higher, and some young people even laughed exaggeratedly and burst into tears.
If it hadn't been for such a long time to know that he is really stupid, otherwise Jiao Niang would think that this guy is playing hooligans!This bastard, who can't remember anything on weekdays, doesn't know how to say anything, just opened his mouth so suddenly that it made her blush in an instant.
(End of this chapter)
Last night, in order to let Wang Yuan remember these two words, Ke'er thought of a way shrewdly, "Master, put your hand in your bosom, and you will know it's a locust-tree, do you understand?" she said in a deliberately drawn out voice.
"Yes, it's easy to remember!" It's better to have hints than to be blind. Madam Zheng has been guessing his wife's intentions, so it has an extra guarantee.
"Locust tree!" Wang Yuan couldn't stop the scene as soon as he opened his mouth. "Locust tree, locust tree, locust tree,,,"
"Enough is enough!" After talking about it, everyone in the Xu family knew about it, and Jiao Niang couldn't laugh or cry: "Go to sleep, if someone asks you tomorrow, if you see my hand in my arms, you will say it is a locust tree, do you understand?" ? Well, let's eat roast duck again!"
Nodding his head, Wang Yuan obediently climbed onto the bed and fell asleep soundly.
However, when asked today, he was at a loss again.It took only one night, and he had completely forgotten about it again.Jiao Niang also really wanted to get this house, especially when she knew that Niang had this idea early on, she was even more excited. All her hopes were pinned on Wang Yuan, but this man didn't respond at all.
"Grandfather, tell me quickly, what kind of tree it is!" Ke'er stomped her foot. My uncle eats meat all day long and has grown fat all over his body. Why don't you eat more pig brains to replenish your brain.Alas, it doesn't work, he is stupid to eat what he eats, and he is even more stupid than a pig if he eats pig brains.
"Uncle, tell me quickly, if you get the answer right, this house will be yours!" Madam Zheng was also very anxious, for such a good opportunity, if the wife is willing to give it to you, don't miss it.
"Say, talk, talk!" Ever since he was a child, no one had ever forced him like this. If he couldn't answer all the questions he asked, he just laughed and said, shaking his head, there was only one word in his mouth.
"What kind of tree do you think this is!" Jiao Niang asked, patted her chest and rolled her eyes.
Knowing daughter Mo Ruo's father, seeing Jiao Niang patting her chest and asking Wang Yuan's face is not good-looking.Sure enough, her daughter was smarter than a human being, and she knew the material.Fortunately, Wang Yuan, an idiot, answered the roll call, otherwise the house would have been given to them!
"Father, mother, the third brother-in-law can't answer, why don't you let the third sister talk!" Xu Wei also sweated, seeing that Jiao Niang had a plan in her mind and the stupid brother-in-law Mu Ruodu smoothed things over for her.
"For the sake of fairness, only one person in the family can answer. If your elder brother-in-law is not at home, Yuanniang will answer it for you. Your second brother-in-law has just said that now it is your third brother-in-law's answer, and it cannot be changed!" A joke, Xu Fugui didn't want to do it at all. The new house was lost in a costless transaction.Xu Ya is still not good at speaking, but there is no guarantee that Yin'er will give birth to a boy and a half girl for herself one day. If he is smart, this house will be given to him. "The neighbors can also witness that the opportunities are equal, it depends Which one of you three has the ability!"
"My lord, tell me!" Ke'er blushed anxiously and pointed to the charming girl who kept patting her chest, "Tell me what kind of beams, purlins, pillars and doors are used in the house?"
"The houses are made of Mimi beams, Mimi purlins, Mimi pillars and Mimi doors." Wang Yuan almost yelled loudly in a hurry!
What beams, what purlins, what pillars, what doors?
Not only did the members of the Xu family fail to recover and hear clearly what was being said, but the neighbors standing outside also inquired around without hearing clearly!
"It's Mimi Liang, Mimi Purlin, Mimi Zhuzi and Mimi Gate!" the one standing close repeated.
Mimi Liang, Mimi Purlin, Mimi Pillar, Mimi Gate!
"Hahaha!" The people who had reacted couldn't help but roared with laughter. The laughter was higher and higher, and some young people even laughed exaggeratedly and burst into tears.
If it hadn't been for such a long time to know that he is really stupid, otherwise Jiao Niang would think that this guy is playing hooligans!This bastard, who can't remember anything on weekdays, doesn't know how to say anything, just opened his mouth so suddenly that it made her blush in an instant.
(End of this chapter)
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