cosmic catastrophe
Chapter 20 Eat 4 parties, the road is uneven
Chapter 20 Eat the Quartet, See the Injustice (2)
Here, 54 and Fat Guo didn't know that an ordinary meal today would cancel the annual "Big Eater" competition.They have already sailed out of God's Grace City.
"Brother, there is a small village on the eastern outskirts of the city. The environment is very quiet, and there is a forest nearby. Usually, people in the village go hunting. Tonight, let's try some wild game here! We can go to the forest to catch some Rabbits, pheasants, etc., there are a lot of condiments in the car."
"good idea!"
When these two people met, they would chat about beauties or food.However, it seems that we still eat a little more.
The two stopped the carriage beside the small forest, and let the coachman wait alone. Anyway, the wild boar is the fiercest thing in this small forest. There are four well-trained big horses here, so they will not be afraid.Moreover, the coachman had some background, so the two jumped into the woods.
Not long after, Fat Guo came out with a wild boar weighing nearly a hundred catties.
"Young Master Fat, what a skill!" the coachman praised.
"Haha, this guy is really unlucky, he actually wants to take the initiative to attack me." Fat Guo laughed looking at the wild boar with a big swollen head.
"There is still Fifth Young Master, what good things will be caught?" asked the coachman.
"Well, we separated just now! He's much better than me, don't worry! But here's more than just a wild boar! Hehe!" Thinking that 54 won't be able to overtake him in the limelight for a while, Fat Guo couldn't help laughing.
After a while, 54 came out.Holding a pheasant in the left hand, and holding a child in the right hand...
"Brother!" Fat Guo's eyes protruded, "I said, although the pheasant is small, you don't want to catch a brat to eat it, do you?"
"Day! Where are you thinking?" 54 scolded angrily.
It turned out that after 54 forests, nothing was found, so I kept walking to the depths.Finally, I found a pheasant on a tree, picked up a stone and flicked it, and the pheasant fell from the tree without saying a word. 54 walked over, but found that there was nothing under the tree except a few drops of blood.
"Did a wild animal take it away?" 54 thought to himself, so he chased after the blood and other traces, only to see a dirty little boy carrying a pheasant.
"Interesting, it was snatched by a brat. Hey, brat, you dare to snatch my pheasant, you are quite brave!" 54 said loudly.
The child looked back and ran away in fright.In the process of fleeing, even the pheasants were thrown away.
54 picked up the pheasant and wanted to go back there, but he was curious about the little boy after all.
After 54 appeared in front of the little boy like a ghost several times, the little boy was no longer afraid: "Master! Please save my sister!" Then he knelt down.
"Wait, let's talk when we get up!" 54 quickly got up.
"Master, you have to save my sister!" The little boy continued to speak after being lifted up.
"Let's hear it, what's your business?" 54 sat down on a stone next to him and asked.
"The thing is..." said the little boy.
It turned out that the little boy's name was Xiaohuzi, his parents died early, and he and his elder sister Rou'er lived together in a nearby village.A few years have passed, and my sister has grown up to be slim, which makes the village bully Daba covet her.A few days ago, Wang Daba insisted on arresting his sister, saying that he would become the thirteenth concubine.Little Huzi was helpless because he was small and weak, so he was slapped and slapped unconscious on the ground by Wang Jiajiading.If it weren't for the kind neighbors who took care of her, I'm afraid the consequences would be dire.That Wang Daba captured Mister Mustache's sister, but he couldn't take possession of him as he wished.Because his sister resisted with death, Wang Daba failed several times, and was so angry that he knocked out several servants.However, the housekeeper Wu Laosi came up with an idea to arrest the little tiger to force her sister to submit.As a result, with the help of neighbors, Xiao Huzi fled to this forest.Tired and hungry, I happened to see a pheasant fall from the sky, so...
"How unreasonable! Fat Master, I can't stand bullying beauties the most! Brother, we must take care of this matter!" After Fat Guo heard that Xiao Huzi's sister was a famous beauty in the village, he was immediately filled with righteous indignation.
"That's good. I'm all staying in the academy practicing kung fu, and the bird is fading out. Let's give him a vote today!" 54 also became interested. He is also a village bully anyway, so he must show his skills. If even a small village bully can't deal with it If so, how do you deal with the Reapers when you go back?
"Great! Come on, I'll take you to rescue my sister!" Little Huzi became happy, and held the other with one hand.
"Wait, kid, don't send hungry soldiers to the battle, wait until we have eaten." Fat Guo stopped quickly.
"This..." Little Huzi was very anxious.
54 patted his head and said, "Don't worry. Judging from the fact that Wang Daba wants to arrest you and threaten your sister to submit, your sister is safe until you are arrested. Come, eat your fill." Let’s talk. You haven’t eaten for a long time, right?”
In this way, Xiao Huzi also felt that 54's words made sense, and he was hungry, so he sat down to barbecue.
After a full meal, Fat Guo distributed the remaining pig's trotter and half roast chicken to Xiao Huzi and the coachman: "Little Ma, take this kid back to the academy. Oh, yes, and this, Wait." Saying that, Fat Guo actually took out paper and pen from his bosom.
"!" 54 surprised: "Tsk tsk, I can't see, you kid actually carry paper and pen with you? Are you a poet?"
"Haha, Brother Fat, I'm good at both civil and military. Well, after writing it, I'll hand it over to Lian Tianjian." Fat Guo flamboyantly wrote a piece of paper quickly, tore it off and handed it to the coachman.
"Young Master Fat, don't worry about it!" Xiao Ma picked up Xiao Huzi and got into the car.
"Big Brothers, you must rescue my sister!" Little Huzi burst into tears, not only was he touched that someone was willing to help him deal with the big devil, but it was also the first time he had eaten such a delicious food in his life.
"Don't worry!" 54 waved his hand at Xiao Huzi, "Fat Guo, what did you write for Lian Tianjian?"
Fat Guo smiled triumphantly and said, "That boy Lian Tianjian has a personality just like his father. I told him that there is a village tyrant in a village near Shenen City who snatched up women, and I promised that he would bring the city defense army. When the time comes, Let's save the beauties, and leave the rest to them, hahaha!"
"You kid is so evil! But I like it, haha!" 54 also laughed wickedly.
The two walked quickly in the direction pointed by the little tiger, and soon saw a large manor with two big red lanterns hanging outside the door, like the eyes of a devil.The two stood on the tree and saw people patrolling the manor with wolf dogs from time to time.
"Brother, there is a dog. I'm afraid it's not easy to sneak in without anyone noticing."
"If that's the case, one of us will be a robber and the other a thief!"
"Smashing around? Good idea!"
"Okay, I'll be a robber!"
"Wait, you didn't enjoy playing during the assessment, did you? Now it's time for me to show my prowess, right?" Fat Pot grabbed 54 who was about to jump off.
"..."
"Nothing to say? Then it's settled!" Fat Guo couldn't help saying, took out a bottle of wine from his arms and took a few sips, and jumped down like a big rock.With a bang, the ground shook, and the fat pot fell outside the gate.
"What noise?" There was an immediate commotion inside the door.
"Open the door, open the door!" Fat Guo kicked the door with his big feet.
"Fuck! Where did the drunk come from? How dare you come to Uncle Wang's house to make trouble, are you impatient?" The door opened, and several servants with big sticks surrounded the fat pot aggressively, "Look at your fat body! , I definitely want to lose weight."
"Listen up, you brats, your fat man wants to go in to pee, don't block the way, otherwise, hum!" The fat pot is full of naughty appearance, and when he talks, his round belly is pulsating, which is very funny.
"Damn it! Beat him like a bull's head! Beat him until his father doesn't even recognize him!"However, the servants all rely on brute strength, and they don't have the slightest fighting spirit. Even if Fat Guo lets them beat him wildly, he probably won't be able to hurt a single hair.However, Fat Pot didn't use his real skills, and only relied on physical strength to fight with several servants.It seemed that there was no beginning and no end to the random beating, but several servants were beaten like a bull's head, and they didn't take advantage of it.
"Damn! This drunk is so powerful! Brothers inside, help fight!"
"Come on! I brought all the puppies!" A few wolfhounds came out in a file, barking and yelling, and rushed towards the fat pot.
"Good time, grandpa hasn't eaten dog meat today!" Even if he doesn't use his fighting spirit, Fat Guo's strength is comparable to that of high-level soldiers. All down.
(End of this chapter)
Here, 54 and Fat Guo didn't know that an ordinary meal today would cancel the annual "Big Eater" competition.They have already sailed out of God's Grace City.
"Brother, there is a small village on the eastern outskirts of the city. The environment is very quiet, and there is a forest nearby. Usually, people in the village go hunting. Tonight, let's try some wild game here! We can go to the forest to catch some Rabbits, pheasants, etc., there are a lot of condiments in the car."
"good idea!"
When these two people met, they would chat about beauties or food.However, it seems that we still eat a little more.
The two stopped the carriage beside the small forest, and let the coachman wait alone. Anyway, the wild boar is the fiercest thing in this small forest. There are four well-trained big horses here, so they will not be afraid.Moreover, the coachman had some background, so the two jumped into the woods.
Not long after, Fat Guo came out with a wild boar weighing nearly a hundred catties.
"Young Master Fat, what a skill!" the coachman praised.
"Haha, this guy is really unlucky, he actually wants to take the initiative to attack me." Fat Guo laughed looking at the wild boar with a big swollen head.
"There is still Fifth Young Master, what good things will be caught?" asked the coachman.
"Well, we separated just now! He's much better than me, don't worry! But here's more than just a wild boar! Hehe!" Thinking that 54 won't be able to overtake him in the limelight for a while, Fat Guo couldn't help laughing.
After a while, 54 came out.Holding a pheasant in the left hand, and holding a child in the right hand...
"Brother!" Fat Guo's eyes protruded, "I said, although the pheasant is small, you don't want to catch a brat to eat it, do you?"
"Day! Where are you thinking?" 54 scolded angrily.
It turned out that after 54 forests, nothing was found, so I kept walking to the depths.Finally, I found a pheasant on a tree, picked up a stone and flicked it, and the pheasant fell from the tree without saying a word. 54 walked over, but found that there was nothing under the tree except a few drops of blood.
"Did a wild animal take it away?" 54 thought to himself, so he chased after the blood and other traces, only to see a dirty little boy carrying a pheasant.
"Interesting, it was snatched by a brat. Hey, brat, you dare to snatch my pheasant, you are quite brave!" 54 said loudly.
The child looked back and ran away in fright.In the process of fleeing, even the pheasants were thrown away.
54 picked up the pheasant and wanted to go back there, but he was curious about the little boy after all.
After 54 appeared in front of the little boy like a ghost several times, the little boy was no longer afraid: "Master! Please save my sister!" Then he knelt down.
"Wait, let's talk when we get up!" 54 quickly got up.
"Master, you have to save my sister!" The little boy continued to speak after being lifted up.
"Let's hear it, what's your business?" 54 sat down on a stone next to him and asked.
"The thing is..." said the little boy.
It turned out that the little boy's name was Xiaohuzi, his parents died early, and he and his elder sister Rou'er lived together in a nearby village.A few years have passed, and my sister has grown up to be slim, which makes the village bully Daba covet her.A few days ago, Wang Daba insisted on arresting his sister, saying that he would become the thirteenth concubine.Little Huzi was helpless because he was small and weak, so he was slapped and slapped unconscious on the ground by Wang Jiajiading.If it weren't for the kind neighbors who took care of her, I'm afraid the consequences would be dire.That Wang Daba captured Mister Mustache's sister, but he couldn't take possession of him as he wished.Because his sister resisted with death, Wang Daba failed several times, and was so angry that he knocked out several servants.However, the housekeeper Wu Laosi came up with an idea to arrest the little tiger to force her sister to submit.As a result, with the help of neighbors, Xiao Huzi fled to this forest.Tired and hungry, I happened to see a pheasant fall from the sky, so...
"How unreasonable! Fat Master, I can't stand bullying beauties the most! Brother, we must take care of this matter!" After Fat Guo heard that Xiao Huzi's sister was a famous beauty in the village, he was immediately filled with righteous indignation.
"That's good. I'm all staying in the academy practicing kung fu, and the bird is fading out. Let's give him a vote today!" 54 also became interested. He is also a village bully anyway, so he must show his skills. If even a small village bully can't deal with it If so, how do you deal with the Reapers when you go back?
"Great! Come on, I'll take you to rescue my sister!" Little Huzi became happy, and held the other with one hand.
"Wait, kid, don't send hungry soldiers to the battle, wait until we have eaten." Fat Guo stopped quickly.
"This..." Little Huzi was very anxious.
54 patted his head and said, "Don't worry. Judging from the fact that Wang Daba wants to arrest you and threaten your sister to submit, your sister is safe until you are arrested. Come, eat your fill." Let’s talk. You haven’t eaten for a long time, right?”
In this way, Xiao Huzi also felt that 54's words made sense, and he was hungry, so he sat down to barbecue.
After a full meal, Fat Guo distributed the remaining pig's trotter and half roast chicken to Xiao Huzi and the coachman: "Little Ma, take this kid back to the academy. Oh, yes, and this, Wait." Saying that, Fat Guo actually took out paper and pen from his bosom.
"!" 54 surprised: "Tsk tsk, I can't see, you kid actually carry paper and pen with you? Are you a poet?"
"Haha, Brother Fat, I'm good at both civil and military. Well, after writing it, I'll hand it over to Lian Tianjian." Fat Guo flamboyantly wrote a piece of paper quickly, tore it off and handed it to the coachman.
"Young Master Fat, don't worry about it!" Xiao Ma picked up Xiao Huzi and got into the car.
"Big Brothers, you must rescue my sister!" Little Huzi burst into tears, not only was he touched that someone was willing to help him deal with the big devil, but it was also the first time he had eaten such a delicious food in his life.
"Don't worry!" 54 waved his hand at Xiao Huzi, "Fat Guo, what did you write for Lian Tianjian?"
Fat Guo smiled triumphantly and said, "That boy Lian Tianjian has a personality just like his father. I told him that there is a village tyrant in a village near Shenen City who snatched up women, and I promised that he would bring the city defense army. When the time comes, Let's save the beauties, and leave the rest to them, hahaha!"
"You kid is so evil! But I like it, haha!" 54 also laughed wickedly.
The two walked quickly in the direction pointed by the little tiger, and soon saw a large manor with two big red lanterns hanging outside the door, like the eyes of a devil.The two stood on the tree and saw people patrolling the manor with wolf dogs from time to time.
"Brother, there is a dog. I'm afraid it's not easy to sneak in without anyone noticing."
"If that's the case, one of us will be a robber and the other a thief!"
"Smashing around? Good idea!"
"Okay, I'll be a robber!"
"Wait, you didn't enjoy playing during the assessment, did you? Now it's time for me to show my prowess, right?" Fat Pot grabbed 54 who was about to jump off.
"..."
"Nothing to say? Then it's settled!" Fat Guo couldn't help saying, took out a bottle of wine from his arms and took a few sips, and jumped down like a big rock.With a bang, the ground shook, and the fat pot fell outside the gate.
"What noise?" There was an immediate commotion inside the door.
"Open the door, open the door!" Fat Guo kicked the door with his big feet.
"Fuck! Where did the drunk come from? How dare you come to Uncle Wang's house to make trouble, are you impatient?" The door opened, and several servants with big sticks surrounded the fat pot aggressively, "Look at your fat body! , I definitely want to lose weight."
"Listen up, you brats, your fat man wants to go in to pee, don't block the way, otherwise, hum!" The fat pot is full of naughty appearance, and when he talks, his round belly is pulsating, which is very funny.
"Damn it! Beat him like a bull's head! Beat him until his father doesn't even recognize him!"However, the servants all rely on brute strength, and they don't have the slightest fighting spirit. Even if Fat Guo lets them beat him wildly, he probably won't be able to hurt a single hair.However, Fat Pot didn't use his real skills, and only relied on physical strength to fight with several servants.It seemed that there was no beginning and no end to the random beating, but several servants were beaten like a bull's head, and they didn't take advantage of it.
"Damn! This drunk is so powerful! Brothers inside, help fight!"
"Come on! I brought all the puppies!" A few wolfhounds came out in a file, barking and yelling, and rushed towards the fat pot.
"Good time, grandpa hasn't eaten dog meat today!" Even if he doesn't use his fighting spirit, Fat Guo's strength is comparable to that of high-level soldiers. All down.
(End of this chapter)
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