Stunning Demon Emperor

Chapter 209
"Cang Mei!" Cang Jie suddenly called out.

Luo Xueyao looked at Cang Mei's face which was still pale, she glanced at Luo Xueyao and lowered her eyes, walked to the center of the big spot and knelt down: "See Demon Empress..."

The corners of Luo Xueyao's lips curled up: "Get up!"

Cang Mei got up and stood with Cang Jie and the others. Everyone asked about her injuries, but she just smiled without answering, and lowered her eyes deeply.

It was the first time that Jiuxiao felt the help of a Taoist, he turned around with a light smile and clasped his fists: "The Demon Empress, please give me an order!"

"Please give the order, the Demon Empress!" Hu Que also turned around, her eyes shining with dazzling brilliance.

Luo Xueyao took a deep breath of the humid air, parted her lips, and said loudly, "Send troops!"

"Send troops!" Jiu Xiao turned his head and shouted towards the outside of the hall, so that the veins on his forehead burst out.

"Send troops..." Jiang Wuhun waved the banner in his hand and roared heart-piercingly.

Luo Xueyao clenched her fists, raised her head and looked outside...the sound of drums rang out...

The smile on the corners of Yu Moshang's lips was even too dazzling, he looked at the sky... for the second time to attack the Heavenly Court, this time... there will be no more Bai Xiao to save you... Jade Emperor!
As soon as the Jade Emperor sent away Xitian Tathagata Buddha, he immediately called all the ministers to discuss the matter of attacking the Demon Palace.

"In the past few days... the Buddhas have been jumping up and down, either they got the wall on the east side, or they ordered the small kitchen in the courtyard of someone's palace. I don't know what's wrong... It's like being beaten with chicken blood The Heavenly Soldiers put out the fire for a while, and repaired the wall for a while. I am still training here! The other side is talking about emergencies... Later, the Heavenly Soldiers didn’t train properly and waited for the Buddhas in the Western Paradise to make trouble Let’s go and watch the fun!”

It was the Barefoot Immortal who spoke, and the angry Barefoot Immortal was blowing his beard and staring. If it weren't for the Lingxiao Temple, he would have howled in the direction of Xitian and greeted the mothers of the monks in Xitian.

The Jade Emperor was also miserable... The dark circles under his eyes were obviously a lot heavier, and he complained fiercely in his heart... The Tathagata Buddha didn't know what happened. People who come here are embarrassed to sleep in front of them.

This night I thought I could sleep, but Tathagata was holding a chessboard and wanted to play chess with him, okay... The Jade Emperor thought that if I lose a few games to you, you will not be very interested, so you should just leave, who knows Tathagata lowered his eyes more and more, saying that he had never won a bet before, thinking that he was the most stinky in the world, but he didn't expect that the Jade Emperor was even more stinky than himself!

As soon as the Jade Emperor's violent temper came up, he even killed Tathagata several times, but Tathagata quit... He insisted on turning over, so he called Guanyin for help!
The Jade Emperor was furious...and said that he was still calling people!
Tathagata is also reasonable, saying that he is a guest, and the host can follow the guest...otherwise they will leave!

The Jade Emperor can only bear it!He and Guanyin killed more than 100 games in a row, and the sky was dark, and the sky was dark sleeping next to Tathagata!
Poor Jade Emperor is already staring at gold stars but still can't decide the outcome with Avalokitesvara, so it's early morning... Jade Emperor can finally escape!

After the morning court, the Jade Emperor thought he could have a good night's sleep... Okay!The Tathagata came again... I insisted on dragging him to listen to his Dharma.

Finished speaking... Can the Jade Emperor sleep?No way... Tathagata came again with a chessboard in his arms... This time he also brought some of his King Kong... He said that he wanted to play a few games with the Jade Emperor in turn.

The Jade Emperor said that he was really tired, and Tathagata said that the Jade Emperor didn't show face, and those King Kongs stared at each other with round eyes and shook their muscles from time to time to add sexual threats.

So... another whole night!
Finally, the Jade Emperor's small universe broke out yesterday, and when Tathagata came over with the chessboard in his arms, he directly lifted the chessboard, and looked at Tathagata with those red rabbit eyes: "Come every day! Let no one sleep!"

So Tathagata, with tears in his eyes, hugged his little chessboard and brought his people back to the west in a rage.

Now that the Jade Emperor heard that lowly people were being tossed about, the Jade Emperor felt more and more hateful, and he began to wonder if it was wrong for him to call Tathagata and the others here.

"We haven't eaten meat for a long time, since the Tathagata Buddha and his party came... They said that we eat meat and they eat vegetables, and it seems that they are abusing them, but they are monks and vegetarians! Okay... now it's all right, the head chef of the sky is afraid of offending Tathagata, so he ordered all the dishes to be vegetarian, but... this soldier is fighting... how can you eat vegetable leaves every day! We are not Rabbit!" The Four Heavenly Kings also stood up and complained.

"What are the Four Great Vajras..." Little Nezha stood up and pursed his mouth, "It's worse than Brother Erlang's Xiaotian... just urinated outside my Lotus Palace casually, and didn't admit it when he was caught... What are you talking about? No lies! The Heavenly King Chiguo is also confused, and even reported to his father to blame me! I obviously watched them piss! Do I have to grab their dicks to count!"

"Hahahaha...hahaha..." Hearing Nezha's complaint, Taishang Laojun finally burst out laughing uncontrollably.

The Jade Emperor rolled his eyes at Taishang Laojun, and looked at the old man with a rosy face... It seemed that he was not bullied.

Chiguo Heavenly King twitched, smiled at Nezha and said, "Third Prince calm down... Isn't it because the Jade Emperor decreed not to offend all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise?"

"Grandpa Laojun...you are still laughing!" Xiao Nezha said directly, "I also saw Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting down and the cat raised by Xiaolongnu drank your tea and then peed in your teacup! You Just woke up...you drank it before I could stop it."

Taishang Laojun's face suddenly darkened, his expression was uglier than eating poop.

The Jade Emperor was satisfied now... It turned out that he was not the only one who suffered miserably!
So the Jade Emperor's deliberation meeting turned into a complaint meeting...

The Jade Emperor supported his head and listened to everyone's complaints. This complaint...the more he complained, the more he complained. When the Jade Emperor was drowsy, he heard a weak voice.

"Those Buddhas are too capable to go to the latrine, and we have no time to deal with it at the Respect Office..."

The Jade Emperor was shocked!
Sure enough... once you complain, you can complain about everything, and if you continue to complain, you can even complain about people losing too much hair!
"Ahem..." The Jade Emperor coughed a few times, and said righteously, "I called you here to discuss the affairs of the demon clan, not to complain... talk about the business!"

Only then did everyone calm down.

Nezha took a step forward first: "Report to the Jade Emperor... My father has not recovered from his injury last time, not to mention the destruction of the Linglong Pagoda. The Buddhas have been busy jumping up and down the heavens these days. Helping the father to restore the Linglong Pagoda, so the father may not be able to fight this time, the father asked me to ask the Jade Emperor for my sin."

The Jade Emperor frowned, he knew in his heart that Li Tianwang was injured for some reason!He obviously felt that he couldn't take it down... so he simply didn't show up.

"Li Aiqing is fine..." Jade Emperor pretended to be concerned.

"Back to the Jade Emperor, my father is fine...but I can't get up all the time."

The Jade Emperor secretly scolded Nezha, the child really wouldn't lie... Your father hurt his hands, not his feet, and you said he was bedridden... Isn't it clear to tell others that your father just didn't show up on purpose!If I agree to you... others say that I, the Jade Emperor, has no IQ, and if I don't agree... this layer of paper will be pierced... no one will look good!

"Then let Li Tianwang rest well, and the four heavenly kings will come up!" Jade Emperor frowned.

"Report to the Jade Emperor... my brother Guangmu Tianwang was injured by a demon girl last time, so I'm afraid he won't be able to fight this time! We'll wait for four people...less one of them...it won't be a good deal!" Seeing the Jade Emperor knelt down, "The ministers have committed the entrustment of the Jade Emperor, please forgive the Jade Emperor!"

Taibai Jinxing took a step forward: "Your Majesty... In my opinion, there is still room for change. As long as the Jade Emperor releases Bai Xiao... this war can be avoided!"

"No! That monster Luo Xueyao can't stay!" Jade Emperor said with murderous intent.

"Your Majesty... As long as His Highness the Crown Prince is still in the Heavenly Court, with Luo Xueyao's feelings for the Crown Prince, she will definitely be able to recruit Luo Xueyao back. At that time, Luo Xueyao's life or death will be up to His Majesty!" Taibai Jinxing chuckle.

Taishang Laojun turned his head and looked at Taibai Jinxing... For the first time, he felt that there were some sinister things in this guy's belly!

"That's what you said last time!" Jade Emperor frowned fiercely.

"Last time, His Majesty sent ministers to go! This time...you need to change someone to have an effect."

The Jade Emperor leaned forward slightly: "Who?"

Seeing Taibai Jinxing's shining eyes looking in his direction, the Taishang Laojun covered his stomach with a thunderbolt: "Ah... ouch..."

"What's the matter with you, Grandpa?" Nezha asked concerned...

"Quick... quickly ask the heavenly doctor... I... hurt me to death!" Taishang Laojun pretended to be in pain, "That cup of tea..."

Nezha hurried over to help Taishang Laojun: "Grandpa Laojun...is that the cup of cat urine tea?"

"It hurts...it hurts me to death!" Taishang Laojun really pretended to be like that...

Seeing that pair of shining eyes turned to Yang Jian's direction, Laojun immediately exclaimed: "Oh! Terrible! Yang Jian... Hurry up... Take me to the heavenly doctor! Otherwise, my life will be in jeopardy." there is none left!"

Yang Jian immediately understood, and hurriedly cupped his hands to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty... I will take Laojun away first!"

After saying that, Yang Jian helped the Taishang Laojun and disappeared above the Lingxiao Palace like a gust of wind.

Taibai Jinxing was instantly bleak.

The Jade Emperor frowned and asked, "Who?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Taishang Laojun...and Erlang Zhenjun."

So...the two of them had already disappeared in the hall.

The Jade Emperor frowned: "It's still a plan... How about attacking the Demon Palace!"

(End of this chapter)