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Chapter 103 Talisman Water... Really Undrinkable!

"The historical collection mission is started, please prepare the mission staff."

"Mission title: Zhang Jiao's "Book from Heaven".

"Mission time: six months

"Auxiliary props: none

"Mission reward: "Book from Heaven"."

"Mission failed: no penalty."

"Target, the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, let's go!"

After a burst of mechanical sound, Zhou Tian was habitually dizzy and lost his mind. Since Zhou Tian didn't know whether it was a human body or a soul body, Zhou Tian made a comfortable posture beforehand and made sure his mouth was empty. One thing, I can't even drool much, so I started this mission.

The reason why Zhou Tian dared to agree to another fight with Nie Yuan was that apart from being forced by the situation, Zhou Tian still had some confidence in his heart, and the reason why Zhou Tian was confident was because of the "Book of Heaven" mission he was currently performing.

Who is Zhang Jiao? He is the most famous master of the Eastern Han Dynasty. He is a person who knows magic, and Zhang Jiao's spells are all learned from the "Book of Heaven". If he gets the "Book of Heaven" and learns The last two moves, hey, can that kid Nie Yuan beat him?

As long as you learn the "Book of Heaven", you will be invincible in the world, what kind of marksmanship is not marksmanship, I will turn you into a roast chicken with a fireball. Speaking of fireballs, I really need one now-grandma, you damn it How did the broken system make me wear it until winter, and it’s still worn by humans. I don’t know that I’m still wearing a short-sleeved shirt. It froze me to death...

"Ah Choo!" Zhou Tian wiped the two lines of snot under his nose, looked up at the sky, "Why is it snowing, there isn't even a shelter from the wind and rain around here."

"Poor poor me, who can give me a down jacket, or a duck if I don't have a down jacket... Zhang Jiao, why is your grandson so far away from me? It's more than 40 miles away, and my feet are almost freezing. "When he first arrived, Zhou Tian used his mission watch to detect the position of the corner, which was more than 40 miles away, and the corner was still walking in the opposite direction to him. Zhou Tian, ​​who has worked as a coolie for several months at Yuanda Landlord’s house, is nothing to Zhou Tian, ​​but the problem now is that the snowstorm is getting bigger and bigger, and Zhou Tian is still walking in the opposite direction of the wind, and it is very difficult to walk against the wind. Coupled with the snow that has covered the soles of his feet now, it is difficult for Zhou Tian to take every step.The most important thing is that Zhou Tian's clothes are too thin, even if he only wears a sack of sheets now, it will be warmer than Zhou Tian's clothes.

"If you don't do a reward task, you will die." Since the so-called house leak happened to rain all night, in this cold winter weather, Zhou Tian, ​​who was dressed very coolly, inevitably caught a cold.

So Zhou Tian, ​​who was already wrapped in snow as Santa Claus, finally couldn't resist the attack of wind and cold, and fell into the snow park (is this a good word)...

"Ding Dong, the target person is approaching, the Ding Dong task force is in contact with the target..."

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In modern times, colds and fevers are not considered illnesses. Go to the hospital and spend 3 to [-] yuan, and they will be cured for you. What kind of good medicine, imported medicine, etc., the doctor will use for you I don't feel distressed at all, but in ancient times, especially in the Eastern Han Dynasty where natural disasters continued, when there was a shortage of medicine and medicine, the doctors would not give you medicine, and the two talismans solved the problem. The most important thing is that they are free...

"Drink it." As soon as Zhou Tian opened his eyes, he saw that the fancy-dressed old man was holding something that looked like a urine jar in his hand, and there seemed to be a layer of dark stuff in the jar—eh, that Why is the old man's belt untied.

"This is..." Although Zhou Tian's head is dizzy now, he is not stupid, just let me drink anything.

"This is talisman water, drink it and you will be cured." The old man put the jar in front of Zhou Tian, ​​touched Zhou Tian's head again, and said, "Your typhoid fever is more serious, drinking talisman water is obviously not enough , I’ll ask for another one for you.”

After finishing speaking, the old man took out a piece of yellow paper from the belt around his waist—similar to the kind burned for the dead during the Ching Ming Festival.

"Mommy, Mommy coaxing." The old man muttered for a long time, then suddenly drew a few times on the yellow paper with his right hand, and then the yellow paper was quickly burned to ashes. Finally, under Zhou Tian's astonished eyes, those The ashes of the yellow paper were poured into the jar in front of Zhou Tianyan without any waste.

"It's all right now. After drinking this water, you will be cured." The old man picked up the jar and put it on Zhou Tian's mouth, and said with a mysterious smile, "This seat is a great virtuous teacher, let this seat make a talisman for you personally." Water, this is your creation."

"Great virtuous teacher?! Isn't that Zhang Jiao, well, he looks like a magic stick in his outfit, but your talisman water..." Regarding the black and thick talisman water in front of him, which resembled a urine jar, Zhou Tian didn't dare to drink it, if he had to drink it down, he might be able to pull out the mosquito coil by himself in a while.No wonder it can cure diseases, alas, I miss Hua Tuo a little...

"Why, you don't believe my reputation as a great virtuous teacher." Seeing the suspicious expression on Zhou Tian's face, this corner was slightly sullen, "Do you know how many people cry every day and ask me to give them water talismans?" , Today I saw that you were destined, so I asked for talisman water for you. If you don’t drink it, you will lose face of my great virtuous teacher. Will you be able to bear the anger of thousands of Taiping Dao believers.”

"Don't blame the great virtuous teacher. I just marveled at the celestial art of the great virtuous teacher just now. As for this talisman water, I will definitely drink it, and I will drink it until there is not a drop left." Dare I not drink your talisman water, you It has elevated my status to a class enemy, and now the entire peasant class should be under the control of this corner...

"It seems that you can't do without drinking." Zhou Tian looked at Zhang Jiao's expression with a bitter face, and found that the old man was staring at him with two small eyes.

"It's porridge." Zhou Tian closed his eyes, pinched his nose, panted, and poured himself down the jar. Don't tell me, I thought this talisman water would be particularly bad to drink, but I didn't expect it—it was really him Damn it's so bad to drink, vomit...I want to vomit...

As soon as the talisman water was swallowed, Zhou Tian's stomach began to churn. I remember this feeling after I ate a rotten banana when I was a child. I guess I will really put on a mosquito coil in a while.

"I won't die today... feudal superstition kills people." The colic in his stomach made Zhou Tian twitch non-stop. Looking at Zhou Tian like this, he probably won't live for another hour or two...

After tossing and tossing for a while, Zhou Tian felt that he had sweated a lot on his body, and the churning feeling in his stomach disappeared, replaced by a warm feeling, as if there was hot water waiting in his stomach , and this feeling gradually radiated from his stomach to his whole body. After about half an hour, Zhou Tian found that his body was really not hot anymore, and his head was much clearer.

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Thanks to o0 Wudong Qiankun 0o children's shoes for the reward again, and a special pack of "Kobe Ke Potato Chips" potato chips as a token of gratitude.

(End of this chapter)